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 · 25 Apr 2019

  

 
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                         Presents 
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                     "Satan n Stuff" 
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                          Phritz 
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        Greetings to all those who read BLaH. In the tradition of Chessman, 
because this is my first official BLaH I'll give y'all a little background. 
I supose I am what most would call an anarchist, but my intrests in anarchy 
are for the short term only. I do belive in a violent overthrow of our  
goverrnment, as that is the only forseeable escape from its self serving 
manipulation, endless bureacracy, and lethargic complacency.  If this 
revolution could be achieved I would condone a form of government. (One that 
exists to serve the people and is controlled by the people. Unlike ours 
today which controls the people to serve it.) This makes me a non-anarchist. 
Well 'nuff said 'bout dat shit. lets git it on with SATAN hehehe..... 
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        Satan. Ahh yes, Satan. What is the purpose of Satan worship you may 
ask.  Well, let me explain.  Most Satan worshiping, or psuedo-satan 
worshiping Joe Average will see is executed by social outcasts who really 
don't take themselves or Satan very seriously.  The social outcast, a person 
labled as a freak for one reason or another, may turn to Satan to boost thier 
self-esteem; to feel in some way associated with a part of humanity (one that 
they think cannot turn them away). 
        Well I say PHOOEY on that.  There IS a place for Satan in mainstream 
culture.  To worship Satan (whether you really belive what you're saying and 
doing or not) is to shit on everything you have been brought up to believe. In 
my oh-so respected opinion I think the protestant church could stand to have a 
massive piece of shit (the kind that festers in your body for days while you  
are constipated) dropped all over thier load-o-bull bible and crock of 
steaming frothing shit beliefs.  The worship of satan also denotes a passionate 
yet healthy hate for the human race.  And why not hate humans, they are  
responsible for the rape and plunder of the worlds resorces. And if we were to 
kill all of the humans there would be.. umm.. HEY WAIT !!!! If we killed all 
the humans there would be no one left to have circle jerks with !! 
        Ok screw Satan. Worship Me. Just think of Me as the new Satan. I 
condone shitting on the moral fabric of the world, but hey, there is an added 
bonus.  Think of me as Satan with the biscut game... Yea thats right ... 
I could just be called "Phritz the Jerk-Off God of the Abyss" 
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Yea and while in the topic of shit. Couldn't you go for a warm mug of diahrea 
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               |   My brother cold distant                     | 
               |   holding the sharp steel                     | 
               |   pressing it deep into his flesh             | 
               |   hoping to hurt those who neglected him      | 
               |   more than he hurts himself                  | 
               |   hoping that they would feel as empty as he  | 
               |   death washed through him                    | 
               |   a single convulsion                         | 
               |   darkness                                    | 
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               ----------------------Phâitz---------------------  
               -----------------BLaH Productions---------------- 
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{---Gweed's Turn-------------------------------------------------------------} 

Ok, all, this is the first tfile from our newest member, Phâitz, Phritz, Bobo 
the Quail Hunter, whatever you wanna call him. Included with his satan text is 
the poem on which basis we admitted him to BLaH. The members are : Guido 
Sanchez, Chessman, Constantine, and now Phritz. If you'd like to join BLaH, 
you probably already know how.. so BLaH. 

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Phritz Says : "With Cocaine and a Word Processor, What Power We Could Wield" 
<actually, he didn't say that.. he inferred it.. sorry> 

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{---Eye Liner--/\/\/\/\/\/\/---uh huh.. for lack of anything funny-----------}