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Brotherhood of Warez Official Newsletter 06

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: June 1994 - * ____ \ / -*______./_ BRoTHeRHooD oF WaReZ :
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: The Brotherhood | o / ___| \ / | -++- | |___ BRoTHeRHooD oF WaReZ :
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Just when you were hoping that we were gone.. SMaK, here we are coming at
your monitor with a glaring sixth issue... just when you thought it was safe.
Dubbed as the sell-out magazine of the year.. that's us.. immitated? yes,
pheared? yes, stopped? no.
We didn't get a whole lot of submissions of ASCii art for this issue
(ok, none at all) so I'll bring it up one more time.. we need, for BoW 7,
your ascii depictions of the following:
1) Mangled farm animals
2) Mutilated Pets
3) Squished Rodents
4) Geeky SysAdmins
smak them to me via ish-mail to pluvius@io.org
Scoping out six, it looks not to shabby.. we got some 0day programs for you
to try out (FooLZ, and a totally new idea - Codeline for Internet (that's
right, here's the software for you to run a codeline on internet!!)); we
have some exclusive insights to celebrity lives (no, not ErikB) - and my
favorite, we have a story for you to read to your girliez for bedtime
stories.. stay tuned for part two in the next issue.
I don't have alot more to say.. if you wanna join BoW, read the article
in BoW 5, if you wanna find BoW sites, check the site list.. if you wanna
become a site, read the bit after the site list... but anyway, my warez
are getting stale, so I better go earn myself some file points.. so until
your sleeping and you think it is safe..

- pluvius [BoW Gnusletter Editor] -

Fan Mail / Hate Mail / BoW Submissions to: pluvius@io.org
Narq letters / Lawsuits to: /dev/null

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ATH0
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ATDT*67,0
CONNECT 31337/VSLOW
BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW
+ BoW MastHead Thingy +

BoW Magazine is an electronic magazine published whenever we feel like it,
specializing in Computer Deviency, Software Piracy, Computer Insecurity,
Telecommunications Fraud, and other nasty things. The longdistance carriers
phear us.

BoW Magazine is KopyWrong (K) 1994. Any unauthorized distribution is
k-lame, and we will get Gail Thackory to traq you down, using her
well seasoned HaQR-TRaQR abilities, as well as her alpha copy of HaQR-LoC,
if you distribute these electrons without prior consent of God. God can be
reached in New York City, on the subway. Grab a ride and ask him... then it
will be ok. You can also distribute this magazine in an unauthorized fashion
if either a) Your Girliez, or b) A Real Cyberpunk [in the event you do not
have any Girliez] say it's ok. Real Cyberpunks can be reached at the
following email addresses: idol@well.sf.ca.us, president@whitehouse.gov,
root@att.att.com, and root@microsoft.com. If you don't have access to email,
then call up a cyberpunk at the following phone number: 0. Ask them... but
first ask them for some k0d3z, it's a secret codeline. Tell them you would
like to distribute BoW magazine in an unauthorized fashion. They will be
able to give you permission.

BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW

Submissions can be emailed to me, at pluvius@io.org, or can be uploaded
to our SUBMISSIONS BBS, Twilight of the Idols, see add at the end of this
issue. Alternately you can look for me on IRC, I have no life, I will
probably be there (check #BoW, #WaReZ666, #KoURiERZ, or #ZeR0DaY). A couple
of words on submissions: They must either be amusing, or related to either
hacking or phreaking, or preferably both - articals on computer security, or
telecommunications security are also welcome. No "I GOT YOUR INFO" submissions
please, and no more hate articals, they are not nice.

A FAIRLY MEDIUM AMOUNT, BUT NOT A WHOLE LOT OF CARRIER
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NOTE: All members who do not contribute for more than two issues in a row
will be demoted to Along-For-The-Ride status, after 4 issues, their
name is dropped entirely - contribution consists of atleast one
submission.

Phearless leader: U4EA
Newsletter editor: pluvius
Members: Th3 V3lkr0 K0d3 \/\/aRRi0R, Carsenio, Hackle-b3rry phin,
VOiCE MAiL HaQR, TH3 PHR3SH PR1NC3 0F B3LLC0RE,
The Cyberspace Warrior, |NFo Ma|L iVAN, Three-way Jay
The Code Slayer, D-CeLLeRaTiON TRaUMA
Simply-like-to-have-their-name-in-the-mag-and-never-do-anything:
Maelstrom, Lister, Mystic Ruler, Doctor Dave
Token WaReZz d00d: Valgamon [formerly of RiSC]
Token eleet d00d: WyattEarp [Luthor]
Honourary Members: Cliff Stole,
Eugene Spafford,
Gerry Garcia
Submissions: BooYaa, shatter, Onkel Dittmeyer
Auxiliary Members: Danny Diveter, Centagram Sam, *67-Kevin, Aspen Extreme,
Call-return Vern, The 300 baud bandit, *70-Hero
Telephone Tony, PBX-Pat, Speaker fone Jone, Trever Trunk,
Line Man Stan, Call Display Faye, Kordless Karl,
Dial Tone Don, Pirate Pete, Conference Call Paul,
Blue Box Bart, The Call Block Jock, The MCi Sprinter,
Datapac Jack, The Delphi Guy, Compuserve Connie
Affiliated Groups: GLuE, ANuS, DOH/H, PLoP
FTP Site Admin: ENiGMA
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w00p, since I rarely get email, and the few submissions I do get usually
end up getting printed in KGB... I figured I'd add in a letters to me section
to get everyone psyched and shit and sending me like fanmail, comments,
and other shit like that... so here's the one kewl letter I got this month..

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To: pluvius@io.org
Subject: K-RaD BoW Submission
From: onkeld@ponton.hanse.de (Onkel Dittmeyer)

Hey d00d,

eYe hAvE sEeN y0uR lAtEsT "B0W" w0rK aNd I w0uLd R3aLlY lIk3
t0 aD0pT tHe DEWMED KAT y0u m3nTi0nEd. iT DeSeRvEzZ a BeTtEr
lIpHe! iT DeSeRvEzZ wArMtH aNd A h0mE!!!!!

SeNd iT t0:

Onkel Dittmeyer
P.O. Box 90210-0 (no shit!)
21075 Hamburg, Germany

wHiLe y0u D-CiD3, y0u MiTe wAnT t0 l00k aT ThE lItTlE pIeCe
oF sHiT eYe tYpEd uP HeRe... iF y0u pUt iT iN b0W, i`Ll k0NtInUe
iT, aNd We'Ll FiNd 0uT wH0 tHe 3vIl WaReZ r0DeNt iZ tHaT iS BlAk-
MaIliNg p0oR bIlLiE!!!

eYe Ph3aR B0W!!! eYe PaNiQ iN tHe l0Ng ShAd0zE 0F tHe MiTh3e
Velkr0 /<0de \/\/aRri0R!!! l0Ng LiVe ThA Br0ThErh0oD!! pHeAr!!!@#

[editors note: We would have loved to have given the DEWMED FELINE a
better home, however, it passed away recently in a fatal candle lighting
accident. Up until the moments of it's demise, it was purring happily,
covered in butane (that stuff is flamible you know.. watch out) - how ever
we do have some other household pets that are looking for a home... there
is this small bunny rabbit.. it has a ferocious temper, and these big, sharp
pointy teeth.... it goes straight for the neck... but as you can see,
your submission 'NiN3T33N-NiNET33-PH0UR' appears in this BoW, and I don't
know about everyone else, but I am quivering in anticipation wondering about
the fate of our poor Billy]
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A sad day for the world of grunge has passed in early April with the
alleged suicide death of Kurt Cobain, lead singer of Seattle grunge group
Nirvana. It appeared so nice and tidy. It was the storybook stereotypical
rock star suicide. We`ve seen it before so the events and motives made sense
to us, almost TOO much sense. Well all of us here at BoW knew something stunk
and we put our heads together to get to the bottom of thiz mess. You won't
believe what we found.

During the weeks following the death of Kurt Cobain BoW's most talented
collection of haqrs spent their dayz and nights exploring the internet,
searching for truth. What we found startled us, and is sure to send chillz up
the spines of every cyberpunk on the globe. Kurt Cobain is still alive and
more shockingly, he's a haqr! We will present you with overwhelming evidence,
including actual logs of our voyages throughout the net in search of the real
truth and possibly more significantly, a search for ourselves. I`m sure that
after you carefully and objectively review the following material you will
share the opinion that Kurt Cobain is indeed a ueberhacker and is far from
deceased.


Log started: Saturday, April 9, 1994.

Trying 31.3.3.7 ...
Connected to BoW.ORG.
Escape character is '^]'.


SunOS UNIX (BoW)

login: C-Sam
Password: M0th3r
Last login: Fri Apr 8 22:43:35 on ttyp1
SunOS Release 4.0.2 (SDST386) #1: Mon Aug 7 18:34:12 EDT 1989
{BoW:s00pah3133+} who
U4EA console Apr 9 10:07
pluvius ttyp0 Apr 9 10:33
carsenio ttyp1 Apr 9 10:45
Mael ttyp2 Apr 9 10:50
C-Sam ttyp3 Apr 9 10:53
{BoW:s00pah3133+} wall
s0 w3 g0nna d0 th1z 0h wut?

^D
{BoW:s00pah3133+}
Broadcast Message from C-Sam@BoW (ttyp3) at 10:54 ...

s0 w3 g0nna d0 th1z 0h wut?

{BoW:s00pah3133+}
Broadcast Message from U4EA@BoW (console) at 10:54 ...

y00 b3t y0 azz w3 g0nna d0 1t muh numbah 0n3 aYCh PeE h0m13!!
0k 3v3ry0n3 r3m3mbahz th13r ass1gnm3ntz r1ght?

{BoW:s00pah3133+}
Broadcast Message from Mael@BoW (ttyp2) at 10:55 ...

ahh h3uuuuulllll y3ah!!

{BoW:s00pah3133+}
Broadcast Message from pluvius@BoW (ttyp0) at 10:55 ...

eYe r3m3mb3r alr1ght muh bruddah!

{BoW:s00pah3133+} wall
t3n-f0 b33yatch!

^D
{BoW:s00pah3133+}
Broadcast Message from C-Sam@BoW (ttyp3) at 10:55 ...

t3n-f0 b33yatch!

{BoW:s00pah3133+}
Broadcast Message from carsenio@BoW (ttyp1) at 10:56 ...

w00p w00p.

{BoW:s00pah3133+}
Broadcast Message from U4EA@BoW (console) at 10:56 ...

0k th3n p30pl3... l3tz d3w 1t!!
m33t back h3r3 t0 r3p0rt at 17 hundr3d h0urz!!
g00d luck m3n!

{BoW:s00pah3133+} archie Cobain
No matches.
{BoW:s00pah3133+} archie Kurt
No matches.
{BoW:s00pah3133+} archie foulplay
No matches.
{BoW:s00pah3133+} archie Cobain_conspiracy
No matches.
<<hmm.. maybe i'm not spelling his name right.>>
{BoW:s00pah3133+} telnet
telnet> o
(to) cobain.com
cobain.com: unknown host
telnet> o
(to) kurt.com
kurt.com: unknown host
telnet> o
(to) kurt.cobain.com
kurt.cobain.com: unknown host
telnet> o
(to) cobain.org
cobain.org: unknown host
telnet> o
(to) kurt.org
kurt.org: unknown host
telnet> o
(to) kurt.cobain.org
kurt.cobain.org: unknown host
telnet> o
(to) cobain.us
cobain.us: unknown host
telnet> o
(to) kurt.us
kurt.us: unknown host
telnet> o
(to) kurt.cobain.us
kurt.cobain.us: unknown host
telnet> o
(to) grunge.com
grunge.com: unknown host
telnet> o
(to) grunge.org
grunge.org: unknown host
telnet> o
(to) grunge.us
grunge.us: unknown host
<<this is odd.. all my leads came up empty. someone buried this and buried it
well. well i'm not about to give up. if kurt wants a game of cat and mouse
he's got one!>>
telnet> quit
{BoW:s00pah3133+} whois cobain
Cobain, Kurt (KC296) Kurt@NIRVANA.ORG
P.O. Box 31337
Grunge Circle
Seattle, Washington 90210

(206) 976-KURT

Record last updated on 08-Apr-94.

The InterNIC Registration Services Host ONLY contains Internet Information
(Networks, ASN's, Domains, and POC's).
Please use the whois server at nic.ddn.mil for MILNET Information.
<<muahahah!! eYe found him at last! it wasn't easy... someone wanted to keep
this on the QT! but now eYe have all his d0x! and l00k! the record wuz last
updated yesterday!! baha.. suicide ind33d.. eYe think n0t! BoW will get h1m
now. now excuse me please.. i've got some haqn t0 dew!>>
{BoW:s00pah3133+} irc
/join #warez
*** #warez Sorry, cannot join channel. (Invite only channel)
/msg w00pb0t 1nv1t3 muh
*** w00pb0t invites you to channel #warez
/j #warez
*** CSam (C-Sam@BoW.ORG) has joined channel #warez
*** Topic for #warez: 0ld war3z 1z n0 war3z
*** Users on #warez: C-Sam @U4EA @Mael @pluvius @carsenio kradguy kradd00d
ap0g33b0t MSb0t @w00pb0t SpAb0t 0dayb0t aNs1b0t war3zguy war3zd00d @Eagle_1
>y0y0y0 muh h0m13z!!
*** Mode change "+o C-Sam" on channel #warez by U4EA
<U4EA> w3rd b1yatch!
<pluvius> y0y0
<Mael> w3rd!
<carsenio> y0 sam
> what are all y00 guyz d01ng here? eYe th0ught we were l00k1ng for Kurt?!!
<U4EA> d00d w3 tr13d.. but n0n3 uv uz k0uld f1nd h1m.. w3 l00k3d 3v3rywh3r3.
<U4EA> s0 w3 d3c1d3d t0 kum 0n eYe ar3 s33 and g3t da 0-day sh1t.
> w3ll l00k n0 furt3r d00dz!! eYe f0und h1m!! 1t wuz t0ugh but i gawt da
+0-day haqn tal3ntz...
<U4EA> so why d1d y00 kum 0n irc? f1n1sh h1m!!
> uhh.. w3ll eYe just want3d t0 brag ab0ut hav1n Kurt Cobain's 1nph0..
<U4EA> y00'll g3t y00r chanc3 t0 brag d00d.. but w3 must k33p th1z und3r wrapz
+f0r a wh1l3. s33k h1m 0ut and c0nfr0nt h1m. try t0 f1nd 0ut why h3 fak3d h1z
+death and sh1t.. w3 must kn0w all t0 pr1nt 1t 1n BoW. s33k th3 pur3 truth.
> y3z my l3ad3r.. eYe shall. w3 w1ll hav3 th3 wh0l3 truth. w3 w1ll 3xp0s3
+all. w3 w1ll l3av3 n0th1ng unt0uch3d. all shall b3 l1b3rat3d. and th3
+3nt1r3 w3rld shall ph3ar 0ur p0w3r and ad0r3 uz.
<U4EA> y3z fr13nd. w3ll put.
> y3z... y3z... 0h gawd y3z... w3ll anyway, eYe must b3 g01n. n0 t1m3 t0
+waste... l8r.
<U4EA> g00d luq..
<Mael> l8r.
<carsenio> lat3z sammy.
<pluvius> s33 y00 s00n sam.
> g00dby3 all.. 1f eYe am n0t baq w1th1n an h0ur, y00'll kn0w eYe hav3 fa1l3d
+and eYe l3ave all my 3arthly b3l0ng1ngz t0 y00.
<Mael> eYe g3t h1z k0ns0l3 k0p13r!
<U4EA> shut up fewl. g00dby3 sam..
> bye
/signoff 0ur t1m3 1z at hand.
{BoW:s00pah3133+} finger @NIRVANA.ORG
[NIRVANA.ORG]
Login Name TTY Idle When Where
Kurt Kurt Cobain co Sat 07:01
Courtney Courtney Love p0 Sat 07:33
{BoW:s00pah3133+} finger Kurt@NIRVANA.ORG
Login name: Kurt In real life: Kurt Cobain
Directory: /home/Kurt Shell: /bin/csh
On since Apr 9 07:01:17 on console
No unread mail
No Plan.
{BoW:s00pah3133+}
<<he'z min3 n0w.. eYe g0t da 0-day chas1n haqn teWlZ..>>
{BoW:s00pah3133+} cd haqn_tewlz
{BoW:s00pah3133+} ls
smail
{BoW:s00pah3133+} sh smail NIRVANA.ORG
{BoW:s00pah3133+} telnet
telnet> o
(to) NIRVANA.ORG 7001
Trying 90.2.1.0 ...
Connected to NIRVANA.ORG.
Escape character is '^]'.

Warning! No job contol in this shell.
% w
8:30am up 7 days, 8:18, 2 users, load average: 0.25, 0.12, 0.01
User tty login@ idle JCPU PCPU what
Kurt console 7:01am 03:45 01:35 irc
Courtney ttyp0 7:33am 02:03 01:13 -bin/csh
<<y0y0 he'z 0n eYe ar3 s33!! th3 t1m3 haz kum t0 c0nfr0nt h1m!>>
% exit
Connection closed by foreign host.
{BoW:s00pah3133+} irc
/whois Kurt
*** Kurt: No such nick/channel
<<hmm.. thatz 0dd h3 must b3 uz1n an al1as.. eYe w1ll f1nd h1m th0ugh.. y00
can't eskap3 fr0m uz..>>
/who NIRVANA*
#suicide @e_vedder H Kurt@NIRVANA.ORG (Kurt Cobain)
<<muahaha.. eYe hav3 h1m n0w..>>
/j #suicide
*** #suicide Sorry, cannot join channel. (Invite only channel)
/msg e_vedder y0 d00d c0uld y00 1nv1t3 t0 #suicide? just wanna talk t0 y00..
*e_vedder* fuq d00d 0k..
*** e_vedder invites you to channel #suicide
/j #suicide
*** C-Sam (C-Sam@BoW.ORG) has joined channel #suicide
*** Topic for #suicide: g0 wall0w 1n y00r wannab3 d3pr3ss1on s0m3wh3r3 3ls3!
*** Users on #suicide: C-sam @e_vedder
> y0y0 kurt whassup w1th dat nick?
<e_vedder> man dew y00 m1nd? eYe'm try1ng t0 tak3 0v3r a chann3l h3r3 0k?
+um uz1n th1z n1q t0 g1v3 dat p3arl jam phag a bad nam3..
> kewl well why'd y00 3v3n 1nv1t3 m3? eYe c0uld b3 just an0th3r #suicide phag
+f0r all y00 kn0w..
<e_vedder> n0 man eYe kn0w y00'r3 1n BoW.. eYe luv BoW.. 1t r0x.
> y00 r3ad BoW?!! wh0a eYe'm sp33chl3ss.. da k1ng uv grung3 r3adz BoW. eYe'm
+n0t w0rthy.
<e_vedder> yeah d00d.. 1tz da b3st z1n3 ar0und.
> hmm w3ll that's a b1t 1r0n1c cuz eYe'm actually h3r3 t0 r3s3arch an articl3
+f0r an upc0m1ng BoW.. dew yew m1nd 1f eYe ask y00 s0m3 qu3st10nz?
<e_vedder> n0 pr0b d00d.. g0 ah3ad.
>0k.. w3ll w3 at BoW w3r3 just w0nd3r1n why yew fak3d y00r d3ath and sh1t.
<e_vedder> w3ll that'z pr3tty s1mpl3 d00d.. th0z3 pearl jam phagz w3r3 start1n
+t0 0uts3ll uz a b1t w1th th3ir n3w album.. s0 w3 th0ught ab0ut 1t and d3c1d3d
+that w3'd pr0bably s3ll m0r3 albumz 1f eYe wuz d3ad.. s0 h3r3 eYe am.. dew yew
+r3al1z3 h0w w3ll 0ur albumz r s3ll1n n0w? eYe d0n't r3gr3t a th1ng..
> that's kewl.. s0 h0w hav3 y00 b33n uz1n th1z n3w vacat10n?
<e_vedder> w3ll eYe haqd all uv pearl jam'z 1nt3rn3t acc0untz and put "eYe am
+a phag. eYe am a puzzy. d0n't buy my albumz, eYe am w3ak."
in each of their
+.plan filez.. eYe sent th3m an0nym0us mail thr3atz that sa1d sh1t lyke "yer
+fuqn ded d00d. yer 0n da lizt. yer fuqd. 0ur t1m3 1z at hand."
hehe..
> muahaha that'z h1lar10us d00d.. w3ll h0w r y00 manag1ng t0 k33p yers3lf
+h1dd3n fr0m th3 publ1c? 1t must b3 hard..
<e_vedder> y3ah w3ll eYe pr3tty much tr13d t0 stay h1dd3n m0st uv th3 t1m3 wh3n
+w3 g0t r3al w3ll kn0wn anyway s0.. 1t's n0t t00 d1ff1cult.
> and wut duz th3 futur3 h0ld f0r y00 n0w?
<e_vedder> w3ll eYe'm just g01n t0 ch1ll and l1v3 0ff my w1f3's band.. 3v3n
+th0ugh th3y suq sh1t.. eYe'll just hang 0n eYe ar3 s33 and tak30ver channelz
+and sh1t.. mayb3 eYe'll start play1n muh mus1k aga1n s0m3t1m3.. but eYe doubt
+1t.. mayb3 wr1t3 f3r BoW?
> sure d00d any t1m3 yew want t0 subm1t man..
<e_vedder> sw33t man.. 0h sp3ak1n uv BoW, yer n0t g01ng t0 pr1nt all uv th1z
+sh1t eYe just t0ld y00 r yew? 1t'z k1nda s3ns1t1v3 stuph..
> uhhh.. n0 way man.. w0n't pr1nt any uv 1t... yew hav3 my w3rd.
<e_vedder> 0k kewl d00d.. w3ll eYe g0tta run.. Courtney'z b1tch1n at m3..
> alr1ght man.. thanx f0r yer t1me.. l8r.
<e_vedder> w3rd
*** Signoff by e_vedder (phear BoW.. :))
/signoff
{BoW:s00pah3133+}

End of log: Saturday, April 9, 1994.


Well there you have it friends. Kurt Cobain iz indeed alive and he's
quite a proficient haqr. You have seen everything that we saw during that
fateful day of April 9, 1994. And so we leave the facts in front of you to
decide for yourself, should you have any doubt. We seek to manipulate no one
at BoW. We simply report the truth, pure and untarnished. Of course truth iz
a relative term and can be a bit distorted in the minds of the insane but hey..
in a world with so little truth anymore, we can't afford to be nitpicky. We
hope to keep you updated on the new life of Kurt Cobain. Note that we changed
all of hiz real inpho to protect hiz privacy. Until next time...


Phear the truth. Phear BoW.

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He ground out the last of his filter-tipped Gauloises in
the overflowing ashtray on the marble table. His hands
were slightly trembling. He glanced at his rolex - 7:00pm.
Seven o' clock, and she was not back from school yet. Was
she hanging out with those low-life kids again? Was she
sitting in some fancy Munich pub swallowing loads of
Hacker-Pschorr, with those punks across the table just
waiting for her to get drunk enough so they could... The
though alone was frighting, let alone the probability of
the thing. He was scared, not nervous, but maybe a little
of both. When the oak clock in the corner started banging
out it's usual hourly song, he seriously shrugged.

He snatched a new pack of Gauloises from his desk
drawer, lit one up and reached for the cordless.

Click. Kerchunk. Buzz. Over the steady hum of the
dialtone he got to think about where he would be calling.
The school. Yes, that'd be a good idea. He took a drag of
his cigarette, and until the stakkato of the speed dialer
was through, this one was also crushed in the little
silver tray on his desk. Ring once. Ring twice. Come on.
Heavens, the secretary was still in. His daughter's class
teacher, Ms. Veefast, also was.

"This is Bill Gates. Sorry to pester you, but do you know
if my Keronda's still on the campus?"


"She left about two hours ago, why?"

"I'm just concerned. She didn't arrive at home yet. Did
you see her leave yourself?"


"Sure did. In her white camaro, about ten to five."

"All right, thanks."

"You're welcome. There's nothing wrong there, is it?"

"Sure isn't. Have a nice day."

He hung up. What the hell? She could at least call if
she'd be coming home later. Maybe he just missed the call,
because he did not have call waiting. What if she tried to
call in the very minute he was calling the school? Shit.
Maybe he was just paranoid without a cause, but, somehow,
something deep inside his bowels was telling him that he
wasn't. This happened two, three times before, but he
never noticed a nagging feeling like this.

The moment he flung out his nicotine-stained hands at
the pack for another cigarette was the one the phone
chimed gently.

He ripped it off the base and hastily squeezed the talk
button. The smokestick hit the fone, leaving a spot of
slightly melted plastic right next to the receiver. The
glow flinged away and burned its way through the carpet,
an expensive one, but he didn't seem to care too much.

"Hello?"

Nothing.

"Hello?"

Line noise.

"Hel-"

"We got your daughter."

"Wha-"

"You better just listen, and nobody's gonna get hurt. If
you want to see her again in one piece, you better
listen real carefully, ok?"


His hands were now shaken by tremors of various
undefinable chemical reactions going on in his brain at
that very moment. Like that feeling you have as a kid when
you're sitting on the bus with no ticket, and you see the
ticket checkers getting on. It was a deep emotion of
panic.

"'kay!"

"Awright. The only thing we want in exchange is warez.
Make sure it's new ones, zero day, and only small files.
You dig?"


He managed to squeal a "Ye'h."

"Fine. Two gigs. We want two gigs. Put 'em on a scsi
drive, a used fujitsu one. Remember, zero day, small
files. And if we see one zip with file_id.diz, we'll smoke
her without hesitation. Dig? Tomorrow at sixteen-hundred
we wanna see you put the drive in the trash can right next
to the bench across the street from Mein Baecker in the
Stadtpark. Come alone, no police. Don't attempt to
deceive us, don't try to give us old warez, or that little
sunshine will never call the Elusive Dream again. Razors can
do such nasty things to little girlie'z fingerz. After you're
done, turn around and drive back without looking around.
We'll be watching ya. Don't even think about fooling around."


Click - Hummmm....

He put the phone back on the charger, having to put
himself together not to slam it against the wall.

Where was he going to get two gigz in small filez? Who
were this people holding his daughter? And was he going to
ever see her again, alive, with all her fingers?

Stay Tuned....

NiN3T33N-NiNET33-PH0UR bY onkeld@ponton.hanse.de
tHe NiN3T33ZZ iZ THE CyBeRPuNk AgE m0TheRfUqIn l0ZeRs!
i KreAm mY kHaKi p/|NtZz 0vEr WiLliAm GiBzOn'Z .GiF!!

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+|-|3 gUi|)3 +0 k-rA|) $p3aK (The guide to k-rad speak)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
c0Nt3Nt$ (Contents)
~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
1) iNtR0|)uC+i0n (Introduction)
2) ba$ic pHra$3$ (Basic Phrases)
3) a|)vAnC3d pHra$3$ (Advanced Phrases)
3) k-Ra|) k-aLp|-|a|3e+ (k-rad k-alphabet)

1) iNtR0|)uC+i0n (remember this was 'introduction')
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Here are a few questions and answers to the reasons for writing this guide...

w|-|0 i$ I+ AiM3|) A+?
Translation : Who is it aimed at?
It is aimed at most unkewl lamers such as yourself and definitely includes you
NSA, FBi, Scotland Yard types... :)

yEaH i kN0w tHa+! |)u|-|! |3uT h0W |)0 I gRaB tH3 pASsw|) fIL3 c0z i'M
s0 LaM3 i d0N't kN0w h0W?
Translation : Yeah I know that! Duh! But how do I grab the passwd file
coz I so lame I don't know how?

Mmm, I recommended that you read my guide which is coming out in the
near future called 'The guide to obtaining the passwd file'.

wHy aM i $0 $a|)?
Translation : Why am I so sad?

Ah yes another of my soon to be releashed guides 'How to prevent lameness
for good mental health and profit'.

2) |3a$ic pHrA$e$ (Basic Phrases)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
h0w t0 gR33t 3VeRy 0nE wH3n y00 eNteR aN 'eYe aR3 s33' cHanN3L
Translation : How to greet every one when you enter an 'IRC' channel

i) y0y0y0y0y0y0y0

alternatively...

ii) aWp mUh pHuQn AsS n0W...eYe aM pHr0M BoW, cOweR aNd PheAr mE...

Analysis of the following phrases:
i) Ah ha..yes this is a safe and neutral attempt at not getting BK'd, Gargoyled
etc.. However if you tried this, then add on the following line...

wHy iZ #wAreZ aLwayZ inVite 0nLy?
or
hEy y00 gUyZ giMMe yEr npH0...

You had better say good bye to #phreak for afew hours...

ii) Now under no circumstance should this be attempted by an unskilled aYcH/peE
d00d.. As sayin" the following could be extremely bad for you health.

3) a|)vAnC3d pHra$3$ (Advanced Phrases)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Warning!*
The following information is strictly for 'k-SpiFFy KeWL aYch/Pee d00Dz' under
no circumstance should this be tried without previously readin"
the 'Basic
Phrases' section, and muh other guide "eYe aRe Cee sUrVivaL kiT".
You have been warned...

As an added safety measure I have switched to k-Rad speak to protects the
innocent who may by accident glance on this part of the article..i.e. poor
dewmd kitties, young #Warez type kiddies, local law enforcement agencies.

riTE y00 sUpa k-Rad k-SpiFFY ueBeR HaQr/PhrEa]< tYpe pErsOn! tYme(nEt) pHor sUm
aKsi0n!!!

hOw t0 iMpr0Ve y0uR k-Rad...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
eXamPLe$ oF tHe 'BoW' diALic

eYe aM BoW PheAr Me aS tHe TeLcoS d0..

awP mUh AsS y00 duMb aSs BiaTch bEpHor eYe gEt mUh BoW bRuThAz t0 SpLit aNd
n00k tHiS cHaNnEL

eYe wiLL gEt eWe!! SoRrY aSS nArQ, nPh0 SprEaDiN" pH00L aNd n0nE BoW bELiEvA

eXaMpLe$ oF tHe 's0DoMiTe' diALic

*sMOOOOOOOcH*

sHaNK mE LiKE eWe d0 wiTh tHa oThA bOyz

s0d0MiZe m3! eYe wAnT t0 b3 y00r b0y

eXaMpLe$ oF tHe 'nArQ' diALic

hEy y00 gUyz eYe wAnt <name of h/p d00d>'s nPh0...

hEY y00 gUyZ cOuLd y00 TeLL mE m0Re aB0uT <name of h/p d00d>

hEY y00 gUyz eYe wAnNa sUm 0nE t0 sEt uP a c0nF s0 eYe cAn tApE iT..eRR eYe
mEaN liSteN iN...eRR eYe mEaN c0nTriButEd iN.

<total silence - too busy checkin"
pplz npho and loggin the IRC session>

3) k-Ra|) k-aLp|-|a|3e+ (k-rad k-alphabet)

a - 4 f - F k - ]< p - P u - |_| z - Z

b - |3 g - G l - L q - Q v - \/

c - < h - ]-[ m - /\/\ r - /~ w - \/\/

d - |) i - | n - /\/ s - $ x - ><

e - 3 j - J o - 0 t - + y - `/

NO COURIER
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WeLL, We HaVE BeEN SK0PiNG oUT USE-NET oN THe iNFO-S00PaH Hi-WaY, aND
We HaVE FoUND SoME DeCENT PoSTz We THoUGHT We WoULD SHoOT T0 Yo0.

---- SMaK ----
Subj: RE: Warez sites (35/250)
From: Line Noise #6
Date: Sun, May 15, 1994 12:35:29 PM

RE:

>>> QUoTE MoDE oN, WiRD:
In a previous article, jstewart@uglz.UVic.CA (---Blank---) says:

>In article <9405132125594.DLITE.hrtd01b@delphi.com>,
>Adam Pennington <hrtd01b@delphi.com> wrote:
>>Does anyone have a fairly recent list of warez FTP sites they could send me
>>to my internet address (hrtd01b@delphi.com)?
>>
>
>Pahahahaha, you guys are just too funny... hehehehe
>
>
>Oh, were you being serious? :)
>
>

hahaha... :) Who knows?!!

News/Import v1.0
WiRD, /<-KWoTE MoDE oFF <<<

y0y0y0, th3 3133+3$+ w4r3z SiT3 i$ THi$:

+++ath0
atdt*67,911-9110
CONNECT 69/vSeX

WeLk0m3 t() tH3 LaUnCH P4d
An0nYm0uS FTP 4nD TELNET
Ju$t l0g 1n 'anon' w1tH yer
n3t aDdRe$$ 4s p4ssWeRD.

login: anon
password: <not echoed, root@cert.org>

w3lK0m3 t0 th3 sYst3m!@!
Local Time: Saturday, May 14, 1994 03:04:12 EST
TERM = (vt100)

/home/anon> ftp cert.org
Trying 128.666.69.13...

y0y0y0, 0k4Y, 0nC3 YeW 4r3 c0nn3Kt3d tEw CeRT.oRG, g0 tEw th3
/pub/".. "/get_out/w4r3z/fuck_off d1r3Kt0rY 4nD b3 shUr3 teW gr4b th3
RAZOR 1911 May Games Packet.

0h, eYe 4lM0$t f0rg0t, yEw h4v3 t0 l0g-in t0 CeRT.oRG with 0n3 0f th3
f0ll0w1ng:

cstoll/w4r3z14 vision/n4rq0day erikb/y0y0y0911
root/root synch/ bin/bin
mark/3y3luvirc emmanuel/2600rox anonymous/root@whitehouse.gov

0k4y, 0nc3 yEw h4v3 d0n3 th4T, y0u w1LL b3 p1mp sm4ck3d w1t d4h 0-day!@!

::: Line Noise ::: Consumer Revolt ::: 216/751/4849 :::

---- uN-SMaK ----

---- SMaK ----
In article <2rcc7v$5sk@scoob.xap.com>, PeSkY! <pesky@xap.com> wrote:
>In article <CpyyEJ.8py@ul.ie>, Brian Chase <9332642@ul.ie> wrote:
>3) If telnetd was written in 'qbasic', a) all the Unix machines would
> suddenly stop accepting Telnet requests and b) all the people
> who know C would snigger. QBasic was never designed for this sort
> of work.

Ewe R ObVIOUzLY A MIcROSFTO SPTY$#!%*( DO GNOt DOUBT tHE POwer Of THE MIgTYy
QBasIC Or IU wiill DIE!@#!@# HAveNT U eVer SEEEEN QbasIC BNibb<ELLS?! Or
THqaTJ INcREidbLE ACCouNTING ProgRAM THat CuMZ Wit IT@!#$ QbasIc IZ EWayu TO
3litE 4 Ur ComprEHeNSzioN. HEr3 IZ REaSONGz WHy QbaasIC Iz BEttER:

1: Not STuPId POIntERZ That Waty U DONt HAve TO LizTEN TO People Say WELL It
WORked THE 1st TIME I RAn IT

2: Gn0 STupId PRINtF Where PEopl e GET ALL CONfusED wHAt to DO

3: IT USES ALL CAPITAL LETTERS FOR EVERYTHING THAT IS RESERVED LIKE A REAL:
LANGUAGE SHOULD NONE OF THIS MIS-MATCHED CRAP LIKE LITTLE KIDDIES USE

4:: BasIC Iz LIke REaLLY PorTAbLE

5: It Waz WrITTEn BY MicROSft And WE aLl gNOw HOW g00o They ARe At
SteaLI...ER WrITIng BASiuc K0mpilERZ err NO wAIt
InteRPEtERZZ!@#!@$$#@%$#YT%#T

ALL HAIL BILL HE IS LIKE REAL
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HeY K0D3-R0DeNTz, NoW Y00'Ve MaDE ThE BiG STeP oVER To iNET, Do YoU MiSS
THe DaYs oF ThE CoDE-LiNE? DO YoU MiSS THe FLooDz oF iNFO ThAt FLoW YoUR
WaY? Do YoU MiSS ThE THRiLL oF PoSTiNG YeT aNoTHER K0D3? WeLL, ThoSE DaYS
NeeD NoT Be PuT BeHiND YoU, THeY CaN LiVe oN... ThANkZ To BoW... BoW NoW
BRiNGS Y00.... CODELINE FOR THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY... YeS, THaT'S
RiGHT, NoW YoU CaN RuN a CoDE-LiNE oN iNTeRNET.. PoST YoUR CoDEs.. PoST
YoUR FTP SiTEz... PoST aCCoUNTS.. PoST aNYTHiNG YoUR HeART DeSiREZ...
PHeAR. HeRE iS A LoG oF Me SeTTiNG oNE uP:

-LoG STaRT-
[VeLKR0:~/test] ls -l
total 10
-rw-r--r-- 1 VeLKR0 users 9432 May 20 16:21 codeline.c
[VeLKR0:~/test]> cc -o codeline codeline.c
[VeLKR0:~/test]> codeline
[VeLKR0:~/test]> telnet localhost 31337
Trying 127.0.0.1...
Connected to aych-pee.bow.org.
Escape character is '^]'.
BoW Code-Line for the Information Super Highway
version 1.0 -- BoW - K-RaD in '94 -

BoW codeline [? for help]# ?

Valid commands are:
POST - Post a code
LIST - List all codes
ADMIN - Goto admin menu
QUIT - Disconnect

BoW codeline [? for help]# list
No codes at this time.
BoW codeline [? for help]# post
Enter your codes now. Enter a period ('.') by itself to end
y0y0y0y0, brand new k0d3 - 1 + ACN - global!!!!
.
BoW codeline [? for help]# list
y0y0y0y0, brand new k0d3 - 1 + ACN - global!!!!
BoW codeline [? for help]# admin
Please enter your access code: code
BoW codeline admin [? for help]# motd
Enter the new MOTD, end with a period ('.') on a line by itself

Y0Y0Y0Y0, WeLKoME To Da BoW CoDELiNE~!!!!!

.
BoW codeline admin [? for help]# quit
Returning to main menu..
BoW codeline [? for help]# quit
NO CARRIER
Connection closed by foreign host.
[VeLKR0:~/test]> !!
telnet localhost 31337
Trying 127.0.0.1...
Connected to aych-pee.bow.org.
Escape character is '^]'.
BoW Code-Line for the Information Super Highway
version 1.0 -- BoW - K-RaD in '94 -

Y0Y0Y0Y0, WeLKoME To Da BoW CoDELiNE~!!!!!

BoW codeline [? for help]# list
y0y0y0y0, brand new k0d3 - 1 + ACN - global!!!!
BoW codeline [? for help]# admin
Please enter your access code: code
BoW codeline admin [? for help]# clear
All codes have been deleted.
BoW codeline admin [? for help]# kill
Connection closed by foreign host.
[VeLKR0:~/test]>
-LoG eND-

NoTE THaT WHeN THe ADMiN 'KILL'z THe CoDELiNE, aLL THe FiLEs aRE
eRaSED (CoDE FiLE, MOTD FiLE, aND THE eXeCuTaBLE). K-LaD.

KRAD WAREZ KRAD WAREZ KRAD WAREZ KRAD
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-- CLiP CLiP CLiP --
/***
*
* codeline.c - BoW codeline for internet.
*
* y0y0y0y, JuST WHaT Yo0'V3 BeEN WaITiNG 4... A WaY To RuN A CoDE-LiNE oN
* iNTeRNeT... YeS, eXPLoIT THe iNFoRMaTiON S00PaH HiWaY aS WeLL aS
* Vee-EmM-BeE'S... To CoMPiLE, SiMPLy
*
* 1) Change the password to your preference [optional]
* 2) Change any of the config items to your preference
* ie: port number, command names etc [optional]
* 3) Type "cc -o codeline codeline.c" on the unix prompt
* 4) Type "codeline" to run.
* 5) Rejoice in your new found eliteness at running an internet codeline
*
* ReMeMBeR - PHeAR BoW
* - THe V3LKR0 K0D3 WaRRi0R - KRaD iN '94
***/

#include <stdio.h>
#include <unistd.h>
#include <signal.h>
#include <varargs.h>
#include <sys/socket.h>
#include <netinet/in.h>

#define CODE "code" /* THIS IS THE PASSWORD HERE!!! MAX 8 CHARACTERS */

/* advanced users only, encrypted password.. define to make it go into effect */
/* sample encrypted password is "code", generate your own if you know how */

/* #define CR_CODE "K-8kTMnNV1SaM" */

#define PORT 31337 /* PORT NUMBER.. */
#define VER_MAJOR 1 /* version #'s */
#define VER_MINOR 0
#define BoW 31337
#define KRAD 31337
#define PROMPT "BoW codeline [? for help]# "
#define ADMIN_PROMPT "BoW codeline admin [? for help]# "
#define MOTD "codeline.motd"
#define CODES "codeline.codes"

int soc2;
int parent;
char codes_exe[80];

typedef enum {
code_post,
code_list,
code_admin,
code_quit
} t_main_menu;

typedef enum {
code_clear,
code_motd,
code_kill,
code_exit
} t_admin_menu;

typedef void (*t_handler)();

void post_handler();
void list_handler();
void admin_handler();
void quit_handler();
void clear_handler();
void motd_handler();
void kill_handler();
void exit_handler();

typedef struct {
char *menu_command;
char *command_description;
t_main_menu menu_enum;
t_handler menu_handler;
} m_main_menu;

typedef struct {
char *menu_command;
char *command_description;
t_admin_menu menu_enum;
t_handler menu_handler;
} m_admin_menu;

m_main_menu main_menu[] = {
"POST", "Post a code", code_post, post_handler,
"LIST", "List all codes", code_list, list_handler,
"ADMIN", "Goto admin menu", code_admin, admin_handler,
"QUIT", "Disconnect", code_quit, quit_handler
};

m_admin_menu admin_menu[] = {
"CLEAR", "Erase all the codes", code_clear, clear_handler,
"MOTD", "Change the login greeting", code_motd, motd_handler,
"KILL", "Kill the BoW codeline", code_kill, kill_handler,
"QUIT", "Quit back to main menu", code_exit, exit_handler
};

void k_write(soc, out_msg, msg_len)
register int soc;
register char *out_msg;
register int msg_len;
{
int num_written;
int num_left;

num_left = msg_len;

while(num_left > 0) {
num_written = write(soc, out_msg, msg_len);
if (num_written < 0) {
return;
}
num_left -= num_written;
out_msg += num_written;
}
}

void kprintf(fmt, va_alist)
char *fmt;
va_dcl
{
va_list args;
int msg_len;
char out_msg[80];

va_start(args);
vsprintf(out_msg, fmt, args);
for(msg_len=0;msg_len <= 80;msg_len++) {
if (out_msg[msg_len]==0)
break;
}
k_write(soc2,out_msg,msg_len);
va_end(args);
}

int check_pw(entered_pw)
char *entered_pw;
{
#ifdef CR_CODE
char *encr_pw;
char key[8];
char salt[3];

strncpy(key,entered_pw,8);
strncpy(salt,CR_CODE,2);
salt[2] = 0;
encr_pw = (char *) crypt(key,salt);
return !strcmp(CR_CODE,encr_pw);
#else
return !strcmp(CODE,entered_pw);
#endif
}

void admin_menu_proc()
{
int cmd_idx,idx2;
int found;
char command[11];

while(BoW == KRAD) {
kprintf(ADMIN_PROMPT);
fgets(command,11,stdin);
command[strlen(command)-2] = 0;
if (command[0] == 0)
continue;
for (cmd_idx = 0; cmd_idx < strlen(command); cmd_idx++)
command[cmd_idx] = toupper(command[cmd_idx]);
found = 0;
for (cmd_idx = 0; cmd_idx <= code_exit; cmd_idx++) {
if(!strcmp(admin_menu[cmd_idx].menu_command,command)) {
(*admin_menu[cmd_idx].menu_handler)();
found = 1;
break;
}
}
if (command[0] == '?') {
kprintf("\nValid commands are:\n");
for(idx2=0; idx2 <= code_quit; idx2++) {
kprintf("%-5.5s - %s\n",admin_menu[idx2].menu_command,
admin_menu[idx2].command_description);
}
kprintf("\n");
} else if (!found){
kprintf("%s: Command not found.\n",command);
} else if (admin_menu[cmd_idx].menu_enum == code_exit) {
return;
}
}
}

void main_menu_proc()
{
int cmd_idx,idx2;
int found;
char command[11];

while(BoW == KRAD) {
kprintf(PROMPT);
fgets(command,11,stdin);
command[strlen(command)-2] = 0;
if (command[0] == 0)
continue;
for (cmd_idx = 0; cmd_idx < strlen(command); cmd_idx++)
command[cmd_idx] = toupper(command[cmd_idx]);
found = 0;
for (cmd_idx = 0; cmd_idx <= code_quit; cmd_idx++) {
if(!strcmp(main_menu[cmd_idx].menu_command,command)) {
(*main_menu[cmd_idx].menu_handler)();
found = 1;
break;
}
}
if (command[0] == '?') {
kprintf("\nValid commands are:\n");
for(idx2=0; idx2 <= code_quit; idx2++) {
kprintf("%-5.5s - %s\n",main_menu[idx2].menu_command,
main_menu[idx2].command_description);
}
kprintf("\n");
} else if (!found){
kprintf("%s: Command not found.\n",command);
}
}
}

void connect_handler()
{
FILE *motd;
kprintf("BoW Code-Line for the Information Super Highway\n");
kprintf("version %d.%d -- BoW - K-RaD in \'94 -\n",
VER_MAJOR,VER_MINOR);
motd = fopen(MOTD,"r");
if (motd != NULL) {
char message[80];
while(!feof(motd)) {
fgets(message,80,motd);
if (feof(motd))
break;
kprintf("%s",message);
}
} else {
kprintf("\n");
}
fclose(motd);
main_menu_proc();
}

void main(argc,argv)
int argc;
char *argv[];
{
int soc,soc2_len;
struct sockaddr_in soc_addr;
struct sockaddr_in soc2_addr;
int rc;

strcpy(codes_exe,argv[0]);
soc = socket(AF_INET, SOCK_STREAM, IPPROTO_TCP);

bzero((char *) &soc_addr, sizeof(soc_addr));

soc_addr.sin_family = AF_INET;
soc_addr.sin_addr.s_addr = htonl(INADDR_ANY);
soc_addr.sin_port = htons(PORT);

rc = bind(soc, (struct sockaddr *) &soc_addr, sizeof(soc_addr));
if (rc != 0) {
fprintf(stderr,"ERROR: Cannot bind to port. Port busy.\n");
exit(-1);
}

if (fork() != 0) {
exit(0);
}
setpgrp();
signal(SIGHUP,SIG_IGN);
if (fork() != 0) {
exit(0);
}
rc = listen(soc, 5);
if (rc != 0) {
fprintf(stderr,"ERROR: Unable to listen to port.\n");
exit(-2);
}
for (;;) {
soc2_len = sizeof(soc2_addr);
soc2 = accept(soc, (struct sockaddr *) &soc2_addr, &soc2_len);

if (soc2 < 0) {
fprintf(stderr,"ERROR: accept() failed\n");
exit(-3);
}
parent = fork();
if (parent != 0) {
dup2(soc2,0);
dup2(soc2,1);
connect_handler();
shutdown(soc2, 2);
close(soc2);
exit(0);
}
close(soc2);
}
}

void post_handler()
{
char input[80];
kprintf("Enter your codes now. Enter a period ('.') by itself to end\n");
do {
fgets(input,80,stdin);
if (input[0] != '.') {
FILE *codes;
input[strlen(input)-2] = 0;
codes = fopen(CODES,"a");
if (codes != NULL) {
fprintf(codes,"%s\n",input);
}
fclose(codes);
}
} while(input[0]!='.');
}

void list_handler()
{
FILE *codes;
char input[80];
codes = fopen(CODES,"r");
if (codes == NULL) {
kprintf("No codes at this time.\n");
} else {
while (!feof(codes)) {
fgets(input,80,codes);
if (!feof(codes)) {
kprintf("%s",input);
}
}
}
fclose(codes);
}

void admin_handler()
{
char auth_code[11];
kprintf("Please enter your access code: ");
fgets(auth_code,11,stdin);
auth_code[strlen(auth_code)-2] = 0;
if (!check_pw(auth_code)) {
kprintf("Access denied.\n");
return;
}
admin_menu_proc();
}

void quit_handler()
{
kprintf("NO CARRIER\n");
close(soc2);
exit(0);
}

void clear_handler()
{
unlink(CODES);
kprintf("All codes have been deleted.\n");
}

void motd_handler()
{
char input[80];
kprintf("Enter the new MOTD, end with a period ('.') on a line by itself\n");
unlink(MOTD);
do {
fgets(input,80,stdin);
if (input[0] != '.') {
FILE *motd;
input[strlen(input)-2] = 0;
motd = fopen(MOTD,"a");
if (motd != NULL) {
fprintf(motd,"%s\n",input);
}
fclose(motd);
}
} while(input[0]!='.');
}

void kill_handler()
{
kill(parent,SIGKILL);
unlink(CODES);
unlink(MOTD);
/* in some OS's (HP-UX notably) you can't unlink a file that is running */
/* get around this by exec-ing an rm.. */
execl("/bin/rm","/bin/rm",codes_exe,(char *)0);
}

void exit_handler()
{
kprintf("Returning to main menu..\n");
}
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iMPReSS THe GiRLiEz WiTH YoUR MaSTeRFuLL SKRiPT SKiLLz, TaKE oVER
#TWiLiGHT_ZoNE oR JuST LuRK, HeRE iT iZ:
eYE CoNSiDErED aDDiNG K-RaDDC SuPPoRT (YoU KnOW, !!cat xdcc.irc THeN
:1,<lastline>s/XDCC/K-RaDDC/) BuT eYE FiGuReD THaT Wo0D MaKE iT BiGGeR
THaN NeCeSSaRY.. BuT i KNoW HoW FeW aUTo-DCC SKrIPTz aRE oUT THerE, So
MaYBE NeXT iSSuE..

--- SMaK ---
ECHO [FooLZ] Loading...

# oH-KaY SKRiPT RaPeRz, HeRe'Z ANoTHeR oNE FoR YoU To RaPe.
# MoST oF THe iDEaZ iN FooLZ aRE NoT oRIGiNAl, aND sOME oF THe
# RoUTiNES CoME FRoM DETURBO aNd TextBox.
# THe /away LoGGiNG aND aUTo-Op-iNG iDEaZ eYE GoT FRoM TooLZ aND iNFiNiTY,
# HoWEvEr aLL THe k0D3 iS oRiGiNAL (eYE SToLE THe iDEA, BuT NoT THe k0d3)
# SoME oF THe THiNGS THaT WoUlD Be oF MoST iNTEReST To SKRiPT RaPeRZ iS
# THe ISONCHAN() RoUTiNE aND THe K-KiCK CoMMAND, aS eYE HaVE NoT SeeN ThEM
# iN ANy oTHER SKrIPtZ. THe SPlATTeR KiCK PRoTEcTiON I SToLE oF CRyPT KeePER,
# eYE DuNNO iF He'S PuT iT iN TextBox YeT, BuT iT iS HiS iDEa

# NOTEZ: iTZ KiNDA BuGGY.. eYE DoN'T THiNK The MaSS-DE-aWP PRoTeCTiON WoRX,
# aND BeCaUSE oF THe HeAVY uSE oF ISCHANOP(), DE-SyNC'S WiLL MaKE FooLZ aCT
# WiERD.

^ASSIGN FOOLZVER .31337
^ASSIGN FOOLZRELEASE 1.0
^ASSIGN MSG_BRACE_1 [
^ASSIGN MSG_BRACE_2 ]
^ASSIGN BOLD 
^ASSIGN UNDER 
^ASSIGN HIGHL 
^ASSIGN ENVBRITE ON
^ASSIGN WARMODE OFF
^ASSIGN SNOOP_MODE ON
^ASSIGN -AUTOOP
^ASSIGN -IS_AWAY
^ASSIGN -FOOLZ_INFO

EVAL SET CLIENT_INFORMATION FooLZ $FOOLZVER BeTa
SET STATUS_USER FooLZ
SET NOVICE OFF
SET EXEC_PROTECTION OFF
SET HIGHLIGHT_CHAR BOLD
SET -STATUS_MAIL
SET MAIL 1
SET STATUS_FORMAT %T %*%@%N%#%S%H%B%Q%A%C%+%I%O%F %W%>%U%M%X%Y%Z
SET INDENT ON
SET SHOW_AWAY_ONCE ON
SET SEND_IGNORE_MSG OFF
SET HIDE_PRIVATE_CHANNELS OFF
SET HOLD_MODE OFF

BIND ^[ PARSE_COMMAND ^GETMSG $MSGLIST
BIND ^A SELF_INSERT
BIND ^B SELF_INSERT
BIND ^_ SELF_INSERT
BIND ^V SELF_INSERT
BIND ^Z STOP_IRC

# The BoW script library
ALIAS SHOW_USAGE {
ECHO [FooLZ] Don't be a FooL. usage: $0-
}

ALIAS NOT_OPPED {
ECHO [FooLZ] FooL!!! You must be opped to $0-
}

# usage: OP_BEGGER <nick> [channel] [comments]
ALIAS OP_BEGGER {
^ASSIGN OBMSG [FooLZ] aUTo KiCK FoR aWP BeGGeRzZ
^ASSIGN OKMSG [FooLZ aWP BeGGeR KiCK]
^ASSIGN OPTMSG [FooLZ] oP BeGGeR TaRGeTeD
IF ([$2]) {
IF (ISCHANOP($N $1)) {
ECHO $OPTMSG - $0 : $2-
KICK $1 $0 $OKMSG
NOTICE $0 $OBMSG
}
} {
IF (ISCHANOP($N $C)) {
ECHO $OPTMSG - $0
KICK $C $0 $OKMSG
NOTICE $0 $OBMSG
}
}
^ASSIGN -OBMSG
^ASSIGN -OKMSG
^ASSIGN -OPTMSG
}

ALIAS GET_MAH_INFO {
USERHOST $N -CMD ^ASSIGN FOOLZ_INFO $$0!$$3@$$4
}

# usage: BAN_THIS_BITCH <nick> <channel> <userhost>

  

ALIAS BAN_THIS_BITCH {
IF (ISCHANOP($N $1)) {
MODE $1 -o-b $0 $2
NOTICE $0 [FooLZ] BaN PRoTeCTiON aCTiVaTED - PHeAR BoW
}
}

# usage: ISONCHAN(<nick> <channel>)
ALIAS ISONCHAN {
^ASSIGN PERSON $0
^ASSIGN APERSON @$0
^ASSIGN -CHANLIST
^ASSIGN MYRC 0
^ON -NAMES * {
^ASSIGN CHANLIST $1-
IF (MATCH($PERSON $CHANLIST)) {
^ASSIGN MYRC 1
}
IF (MATCH($APERSON $CHANLIST)) {
^ASSIGN MYRC 1
}
}
^SET DISPLAY OFF
^NAMES $1
WAIT
^SET DISPLAY ON
^ASSIGN FUNCTION_RETURN $MYRC
^ASSIGN -MYRC
^ASSIGN -PERSON
^ASSIGN -CHANLIST
}

# usage: ISNICK(<nick>)
ALIAS ISNICK {
@ FUNCTION_RETURN = 0
IF ([$0]) {
USERHOST $0 -CMD IF ([$3]) {
IF ([$4] != [<UNKNOWN>]) {
@ FUNCTION_RETURN = 1
}
}
WAIT
}
}

# usage: REAL_MODE <person> <channel> <mode change>
ALIAS REAL_MODE {
ECHO *** Mode change "$2-" on channel $1 by $0
}

ALIAS FSPLIT {
IF ([$1]) {
SIGNOFF $1 $S
} {
SIGNOFF aych-pee.bow.org $S
}
}


ON ^SEND_NOTICE *

ON ^CTCP "* CHAT" {
NOTICE $0 [FooLZ] DCC CHaT FLooD PRoTeCTiON - MSG Me YoU WaNT TO DCC CHaT
}

ON ^NOTICE * {
IF ([$1]==[PONG]) {
CTCP $0 FooLZ PONG'S aRE LaME - GeT a ReAL FuCKiNG SKRiPT
} {
IF ([$1]==[Ouch!]) {
CTCP $0 FooLZ PING ReSPoNSeZ aRE LaME.. - GeT a ReAL FuCKiNG SKRiPT
} {
ECHO \-$0\- $1-
}
}
}

ON ^MSG * {
IF (RMATCH($1 OP*)) {
IF (ISCHANOP($N $C)) {
OP_BEGGER $0 $C $1-
}
} {
IF (RMATCH($1 INVITE)) {
IF (ISCHANNEL($2)) {
IF (ISONCHAN($N $2)) {
IF (ISCHANOP($N $2)) {
^SET DISPLAY OFF
INVITE $0 $2
WAIT
^SET DISPLAY ON
ECHO [FooLZ] iNViTiNG $0 To $2
NOTICE $0 [FooLZ iNViTE BeGGER] - THeRE Y00 G0 BiTCH.
} {
NOTICE $0 [FooLZ iNViTE BeGGER] - FooL!! eYE DoN'T GoT DaH PLuS oH oN DaT CHaNNEL
}
} {
NOTICE $0 [FooLZ iNViTE BeGGER] - FooL!! eYE aM NoT oN THaT CHaNNeL!
}
} {
NOTICE $0 [FooLZ iNViTE BeGGeR] - usage: /MSG $N INVITE <channel>
}
} {
IF ([$IS_AWAY]==[YES]) {
IF ([$SNOOP_MODE]==[ON]) {
^ASSIGN LB \(
^ASSIGN RB \)
ECHO [aWaY]:$BOLD$LB$BOLD$0$BOLD$RB$BOLD $1-
^ASSIGN -LB
^ASSIGN -RB
}
EXEC echo "$BOLD$MSG_BRACE_1$BOLD$0$BOLD$MSG_BRACE_2 $1-" >> ~/.FooLZ.aWaY
NOTICE $0 [FooLZ] $N iZ aWaY - $AWAY_MSG
NOTICE $0 [FooLZ] BuT We GoT YoUR MeSG aND WiLL SHooT iT To 'eM LaTaH - PHeAR
} {
ECHO $BOLD$MSG_BRACE_1$BOLD$0$BOLD$MSG_BRACE_2 $1-
}
}
}
}

ON #-MSG 111 * ^ADDMSG $0 $MSGLIST
ON ^SEND_MSG "* *" ECHO $BOLD$MSG_BRACE_1$BOLD$0$BOLD$MSG_BRACE_2$BOLD $1-
ON #-SEND_MSG 111 * ^ADDMSG $0 $MSGLIST

ON ^PUBLIC "% % !op*" {
OP_BEGGER $0-
}
ON -PUBLIC "* phear BoW*" {
MODE $1 +v $0
NOTICE $0 AuTo-VoP FoR BoW PHeAReRz
}
ON ^PUBLIC "% % *PROTECTION ACTIVATED*" {
MSG $0 [FooLZ] *** MASS LAMER PROTECTION ACTIVATED ***
KICK $1 $0 [FooLZ] *** MASS LAMER PROTECTION ACTIVATED ***
}

ON #-RAW_IRC -252 "% KICK % *" IF ([$3]==N){QUOTE JOIN $2}

ON ^MODE "% #% *" {
IF ((RMATCH($0 *.*))&&(RMATCH($2 *+*o*))) {
IF (([$WARMODE]==[ON])&&(ISCHANOP($N $C))) {
MODE $1 -ooo $3-
ECHO [FooLZ] IRC HaQR DeTeCTeD FrOM $0 oN $1 HaQiNG aWPZ: '$3-'
NOTICE $1 [FooLZ] IRC HaQR DeTeCTeD FrOM $0 oN $1 HaQiNG aWPZ: '$3-'
NOTICE $1 [FooLZ] - [FooLZ iZ iN WaRMoDE] server ops revoked.
} {
REAL_MODE $0-
}
} {
IF (RMATCH($2 *-oo*)) {
IF ([$WARMODE]==[ON]) {
IF (ISCHANOP($N, $C)) {
IF ([$0] != [$N]) {
MODE $1 -o $0
ECHO [FooLZ] MaSS De-aWP DeTeCTeD By $0!
NOTICE $1 [FooLZ] MaSS De-aWP DeTeCTeD By $0 - aWPz ReVoKeD!
}
} {
REAL_MODE $0-
}
} {
REAL_MODE $0-
}
} {
IF (RMATCH($2 *+b*)) {
IF (RMATCH($FOOLZ_INFO $3)) {
BAN_THIS_BITCH $0 $1 $3
}
IF (RMATCH($FOOLZ_INFO $4)) {
BAN_THIS_BITCH $0 $1 $4
}
IF (RMATCH($FOOLZ_INFO $5)) {
BAN_THIS_BITCH $0 $1 $5
}
IF (RMATCH($FOOLZ_INFO $6)) {
BAN_THIS_BITCH $0 $1 $6
}
}
REAL_MODE $0-
}
}
}

ON -ACTION * {
IF (MATCH($N $2-)) {
IF (ISCHANOP($N $C)) {
IF ([$WARMODE]==[ON]) {
KICK $C $0 [FooLZ SPlATTeR PRoTeCTiON]
}{
MODE $C -o $0
NOTICE $0 [FooLZ] SPlATTeR KiCK PRoTeCTiON ACtiVaTeD
}
}
}
}

ON -JOIN * {
^ASSIGN JCHAN $1
USERHOST $0 -CMD IF ([$3]) {
^ASSIGN USERSITE $3@$4
IF (MATCH($USERSITE $AUTOOP)) {
IF (ISCHANOP($N $JCHAN)) {
MODE $JCHAN +ooo $0 $0 $0
NOTICE $0 [FooLZ] aUTo-aWP FoR ELiTE d00dzZ!!
}
}
}
^ASSIGN -USERSITE
^ASSIGN -FUQQ
}

# DaveMan's Ban2 for 2.2 clients - 4/15/93
# Discription: Easy to use aliases to unban by login given a nick.
ALIAS DBAN {
IF ([$0]) {
USERHOST $0 -CMD ^ASSIGN DABAN $$0!$$3@$$4
NOTICE $0 [FooLZ] Your ban is cleared from $C - FooLZ Courtesy of BoW -
} {
USERHOST $N -CMD ^ASSIGN DABAN $$0!$$3@$$4
}
^ON ^367 * IF (RMATCH($DABAN $2)){ @ BL = [$BL $2] }
^ASSIGN CNT 0
^MODE $C +b
WAIT

WHILE (WORD($CNT $BL)){
UB4 $WORD($CNT $BL) $WORD(${CNT+1} $BL) $WORD(${CNT+2} $BL)
@ CNT = CNT + 3
}
^ASSIGN -BL
^ASSIGN -CNT
^ON ^367 -
}

ALIAS CLEARBAN {
^ON ^367 * {
@ BL = [$2 $BL]
}
^ASSIGN CNT 0
^MODE $C +b
WAIT
WHILE (WORD($CNT $BL)){
UB4 $WORD($CNT $BL) $WORD(${CNT+1} $BL) $WORD(${CNT+2} $BL)
@ CNT = CNT + 3
}
^ASSIGN -BL
^ASSIGN -CNT
^ON ^367 -*
}

ALIAS CM {
/MODE $C -k$M
}

ALIAS UB4 {
IF ([$2]!=[]) {
MODE $C -bbb $0-2
} {
IF (([$1]!=[])&&([$2]==[])) {
MODE $C -bb $0-1
} {
IF (([$0]!=[])&&([$1]==[])) {
MODE $C -b $0
}
}
}
}

# This is from a script called bans by Tychy.
# Randomized ban version 1.27
# Written by Lance Herron (A.k.a. Tychy)
ALIAS BAN {
IF ([$0]) {
USERHOST $0 -CMD PHEAR $$4
NOTICE $0 [FooLZ] You have been banned from $C - FooLZ courtesy of BoW -
NOTICE $0 [FooLZ] phear BoW.
} {
SHOW_USAGE /BAN <user>
}
}
ALIAS PHEAR {
@ _HOST = [$0]
@ RANUMH = RAND($@_HOST)
@ SCRBAN = [*!*@] ## SCRFNC($RANUMH $0)
MODE $C +b $SCRBAN
^ASSIGN -_HOST
^ASSIGN -RANUMH
^ASSIGN -SCRBAN
}

ASSIGN scros.0 ?
ASSIGN scros.1 ?
ASSIGN scros.2 *
ASSIGN scros.3 ?

ALIAS SCRFNC {
@ NUMQUES = [$0]
@ LNUMQ = 0
@ TEMPSCR = [$1]
@ TOSCREWN = [$@TEMPSCR]
WHILE (LNUMQ < NUMQUES) {
@ TEMPRAND = RAND($TOSCREWN)
@ TEMPSCR = LEFT($TEMPRAND $TEMPSCR) ## SCROS[$RAND(3)] ## RIGHT(${ TOSCREWN - (TEMPRAND + 1) } $TEMPSCR)
@ LNUMQ = LNUMQ + 1
}
@ FUNCTION_RETURN = [$TEMPSCR]
}

# Stuff from davemans
ALIAS REMOVE {
@ TCNT = 0
@ TEMP = []
@ $1 = [$($1) XX]
WHILE (WORD($TCNT $($1))!=[XX]) {
if ([$0]!=WORD($TCNT $($1))) {
@ TEMP = [$TEMP $WORD($TCNT $($1))]
}
@ TCNT = TCNT + 1
}
@ $1 = [$TEMP]
^ASSIGN -TEMP
}

ALIAS ADDMSG {
IF (MATCH($0 $MSGLIST)) {
REMOVE $0 MSGLIST
@ MSGLIST = [$0 $MSGLIST]
@ MSGCNT = 0
} {
@ MSGLIST = [$0-9]
@ MSGCNT = 0
}
}

ALIAS GETMSG {
TYPE ^U/MSG $($MSGCNT)
@ MSGCNT = MSGCNT + 1
IF (#MSGLIST<MSGCNT) {
@ MSGCNT = 0
}
}

/* I took this from textbox.. got no idea where he got it from.. */
/* found it was a bit buggy, so added in some shit.. */
ALIAS MDOP
{
IF (!ISCHANOP($N $C)) {
NOT_OPPED mass de-op.
} {
^SET DISPLAY OFF
^ASSIGN -MDOPZ
^ON -WHO *
{
IF (([$1]!=[$N])&&(ISCHANOP($1 $C)))
{
^ASSIGN MDOPZ $1 ${MDOPZ}
}
}
^WHO *
WAIT
^SET DISPLAY ON
@ MDOPCNT = 0
WHILE ([$(#MDOPZ)] >= MDOPCNT)
{
/QUOTE MODE $C -ooo $word($mdopcnt $mdopz) $word(${mdopcnt+1} $mdopz) $word(${mdopcnt+2} $mdopz)
@ MDOPCNT = MDOPCNT + 3
}
^ASSIGN -MDOPZ
^ASSIGN -MDOPCNT
NOTICE $C [FooLZ] A Mass De-Vop has been performed.
}
}
ALIAS MVOP
{
IF (!ISCHANOP($N $C)) {
NOT_OPPED mass vop.
} {
^SET DISPLAY OFF
^ASSIGN -MDOPZ
^ON -WHO *
{
IF ([$1]!=[$N])
{
^ASSIGN MDOPZ $1 ${MDOPZ}
}
}
^WHO *
WAIT
^SET DISPLAY ON
@ MDOPCNT = 0
WHILE ([$(#MDOPZ)] >= MDOPCNT)
{
/QUOTE MODE $C +vvv $word($mdopcnt $mdopz) $word(${mdopcnt+1} $mdopz) $word(${mdopcnt+2} $mdopz)
@ MDOPCNT = MDOPCNT + 3
}
^ASSIGN -MDOPZ
^ASSIGN -MDOPCNT
NOTICE $C [FooLZ] A Mass Vop has been performed.
}
}
ALIAS MDVOP
{
IF (!ISCHANOP($N $C)) {
NOT_OPPED mass de-vop.
} {
^SET DISPLAY OFF
^ASSIGN -MDOPZ
^ON -WHO *
{
IF ([$1]!=[$N])
{
^ASSIGN MDOPZ $1 ${MDOPZ}
}
}
^WHO *
WAIT
^SET DISPLAY ON
@ MDOPCNT = 0
WHILE ([$(#MDOPZ)] >= MDOPCNT)
{
/QUOTE MODE $C -vvv $word($mdopcnt $mdopz) $word(${mdopcnt+1} $mdopz) $word(${mdopcnt+2} $mdopz)
@ MDOPCNT = MDOPCNT + 3
}
^ASSIGN -MDOPZ
^ASSIGN -MDOPCNT
NOTICE $C [FooLZ] A Mass De-Vop has been performed.
}
}

alias mop
{
IF (!ISCHANOP($N $C)) {
NOT_OPPED mass op.
} {
^SET DISPLAY OFF
^ASSIGN -MDOPZ
^ON -WHO *
{
IF (([$1]!=[$N])&&(!ISCHANOP($1 $C)))
{
^ASSIGN MDOPZ $1 ${MDOPZ}
}
}
^WHO *
WAIT
^SET DISPLAY ON
@ MDOPCNT = 0
WHILE ([$(#MDOPZ)] >= MDOPCNT)
{
/QUOTE MODE $C +ooo $word($mdopcnt $mdopz) $word(${mdopcnt+1} $mdopz) $word(${mdopcnt+2} $mdopz)
@ MDOPCNT = MDOPCNT + 3
}
^ASSIGN -MDOPZ
^ASSIGN -MDOPCNT
NOTICE $C [FooLZ] A Mass Op has been performed.
}
}

# Now some BoW Stuff
ALIAS W {
IF ([$0]) {
WHO $0-
} {
IF ([$C]) {
WHO $C
} {
ECHO [FooLZ] FoOL!!! YoU MuST SPeCiFY a CHaNNeL oR Be oN oNE!
}
}
}
ALIAS J JOIN
ALIAS M {
IF ([$0]) {
IF (ISCHANNEL($0)) {
MODE $0-
} {
MODE $C $0-
}
} {
MODE $C
}
}
ALIAS T {
IF ([$0]) {
IF (ISCHANNEL($0)) {
TOPIC $0-
} {
TOPIC $C $0-
}
} {
IF ([$C]) {
TOPIC $C
} {
ECHO [FooLZ] FoOL!!! YoU MuST Be oN a CHaNNeL oR SpECiFY oNE
}
}
}
ALIAS L {
IF ([$0]) {
PART $0-
} {
PART $C
}
}

# Auto-op - idea taken from infitiy or toolz or one of those lame scripts
# The source is entirely original however.. I have never seen the source
# for the other dudes ways... only stole their idea..
ALIAS AOP {
^ASSIGN FUQU \'s
^ASSIGN -PERSON
IF ([$0]) {
USERHOST $0 -CMD IF ([$3]) {
^ASSIGN PERSON $3@$4
IF ([$3]==[<UNKNOWN>]) {
ECHO [FooLZ] FoOL!@!! No SuCH NiCK $0
} {
IF (MATCH($PERSON $AUTOOP)) {
ECHO [FooLZ] FoOL!! $PERSON iZ aLREaDY iN YeR aUTo-Op LiST
} {
ECHO [FooLZ] aDDiNG $0 2 YeR aUTo-Op LiST!
@ AUTOOP = [$PERSON $AUTOOP]
NOTICE $0 [FooLZ] Y00 HaVE BeEN aDDeD To $N$FUQU aUTo-Op LiST
NOTICE $0 [FooLZ] FooLZ iZ KoURTiSY oF BoW - pHeAR BoW.
EXEC echo "RELOADAOP $PERSON" >> ~/.FooLZrc
IF ((!ISCHANOP($0 $C))&&(ISCHANOP($N $C))) {
MODE $C +o $0
}
}
}
}
} {
SHOW_USAGE /AOP <nick>
}
^ASSIGN -FUQU
^ASSIGN -PERSON
}

# called from the file...
ALIAS RELOADAOP {
IF ([$0]) {
@ AUTOOP = [$0 $AUTOOP]
}
}

ALIAS DAOP {
^ASSIGN -PERSON
^ASSIGN -NEWOPLIST
^ASSIGN -TEMPOP
IF ([$0]) {
USERHOST $0 -CMD IF ([$3]) {
^ASSIGN PERSON $3@$4
IF (MATCH($PERSON $AUTOOP)) {
^ASSIGN OPCOUNT 0
WHILE ([$(#AUTOOP)] >= OPCOUNT) {
@ TEMPOP = WORD($OPCOUNT $AUTOOP)
IF ([$PERSON]==[$TEMPOP]) {
EXEC grep -v $PERSON ~/.FooLZrc > ~/.FooLZ.bak \; mv ~/.FooLZ.bak ~/.FooLZrc
ECHO [FooLZ] $0 HaZ BeEN ReMoVeD FRoM YoUR oP LiST!
} {
@ NEWOPLIST = [$NEWOPLIST $TEMPOP]
}
@ OPCOUNT = OPCOUNT + 1
}
@ AUTOOP = [$NEWOPLIST]
} {
ECHO [FooLZ] FoOL!!! $0 iZ NoT iN YoUR AuTo-aWP LiZT!
}
}
} {
SHOW_USAGE /DAOP <nick>
}
^ASSIGN -PERSON
^ASSIGN -OPCOUNT
^ASSIGN -NEWOPLIST
^ASSIGN -TEMPOP
}

ALIAS SAOP {
ECHO [FooLZ] YoUR aUTo-Op LiZT iZ: $AUTOOP
}

# When you are away, set logging to on..
ALIAS LOG {
^ASSIGN IS_AWAY YES
ECHO [FooLZ] LoGGiNG aLL MeSGz
}

ALIAS AWAY {
IF ([$0]) {
LOG
ECHO [FooLZ] Y00 HaVE BeEN MaRKeD aS aWaY!!@
^ASSIGN AWAY_MSG $0-
^SET STATUS_FORMAT Y00 aRe MaRKeD aZ aWaY - ReASoN: $AWAY_MSG - BoW '94 - %>%U%M%X%Y%Z
^SET DISPLAY OFF
^SET DISPLAY ON
} {
^SET DISPLAY OFF
^SET DISPLAY ON
^ASSIGN IS_AWAY NO
^ASSIGN -AWAY_MSG
^SET STATUS_FORMAT %T %*%@%N%#%S%H%B%Q%A%C%+%I%O%F %W%>%U%M%X%Y%Z
ECHO [FooLZ] MeSGz SeNT T00 Y00 WHiLE Y00 WeRE aWAY
EXEC cat /dev/null >> ~/.FooLZ.aWaY \; cat ~/.FooLZ.aWaY \; rm -f ~/.FooLZ.aWaY
}
}

ALIAS K {
^ASSIGN FUQU FooLZ
^ASSIGN KNOTE $BOLD$MSG_BRACE_1$FUQU K-KiCK]$BOLD
^ASSIGN -FUQU
^ASSIGN KCHAN $C
^ASSIGN KLIST -
^ASSIGN KOUNT 0
^ASSIGN KKONT 0
^ASSIGN KTEMP -
^ASSIGN KNICK

IF ([$0]) {
IF (!ISCHANOP($N $C)) {
NOT_OPPED K-KiCK Someone.
} {
IF (ISCHANNEL($0)) {
@ KCHAN = [$0]
@ KLIST = [$1-]
} {
@ KLIST = [$0-]
}
WHILE ([$(#KLIST)] > KOUNT) {
@ KTEMP = WORD($KOUNT $KLIST)
@ KOUNT = KOUNT + 1
IF ([$KKONT]==[0]) {
IF (ISONCHAN($KTEMP $KCHAN)) {
@ KNICK = [$KNICK $KTEMP]
} {
@ KKONT = 1
@ KNOTE = [$KNOTE $KTEMP]
}
} {
@ KNOTE = [$KNOTE $KTEMP]
}
}
@ KOUNT = 0
IF ([$KNICK] == []) {
SHOW_USAGE /K [channel] <nick> [nick2] [nick3] [comments]
} {
WHILE ([$(#KNICK)] > KOUNT) {
@ KTEMP = WORD($KOUNT $KNICK)
KICK $KCHAN $KTEMP $KNOTE
NOTICE $KTEMP [FooLZ] You have been kicked from channel $KCHAN - $KNOTE
@ KOUNT = KOUNT + 1
}
}
}
} {
SHOW_USAGE /K [channel] <nick> [nick2] [nick3] [comments]
}

^ASSIGN -KNOTE
^ASSIGN -KCHAN
^ASSIGN -KLIST
^ASSIGN -KOUNT
^ASSIGN -KKONT
^ASSIGN -KTEMP
^ASSIGN -KNICK
}

ALIAS WAR {
IF ([$WARMODE]==[ON]) {
^ASSIGN WARMODE OFF
ECHO [FooLZ] Yo0 ARe No LoNG3R iN$BOLD WaR-MoDE$BOLD
NOTICE $C [FooLZ] [$BOLD WaRMoDE$BOLD iS NoW oFF ]
} {
^ASSIGN WARMODE ON
ECHO [FooLZ] Yo0 ARe NoW iN$BOLD WaR-MoDE$BOLD
NOTICE $C [FooLZ] [$BOLD WaRMoDE$BOLD iS NoW oN ]
}
}

ALIAS SNOOP {
IF ([$SNOOP_MODE]==[OFF]) {
^ASSIGN SNOOP_MODE ON
ECHO [FooLZ] Yo0 ARe NoW iN$BOLD SNo0P-MoDE$BOLD
ECHO [FooLZ] [MeSSaGeZ SeNT T0 Yo0 WHiLE aWaY WiLL Be DisPLaYeD]
} {
^ASSIGN SNOOP_MODE OFF
ECHO [FooLZ] Yo0 ARe No LoNGeR iN$BOLD SNo0P-MoDE$BOLD
ECHO [FooLZ] [MeSSaGeZ SeNT T0 Yo0 WHiLE aWaY WiLL N0T Be DisPLaYeD]
}
}

ALIAS SHOW {
ECHO [FooLZ] -++ FooLZ SeTTiNGz ++-
ECHO [FooLZ] --+ FooLZ iZ KoURTiSY oF BoW - PHeAR BoW +--
ECHO [FooLZ] --+ "ONLY A FooL WoULD uSE FooLZ!" +--
ECHO [FooLZ] +------------------------------------------+
IF ([$WARMODE]==[ON]) {
ECHO [FooLZ] WARMODE IS:$BOLD ON
}{
ECHO [FooLZ] WARMODE IS:$BOLD OFF
}
IF ([$SNOOP_MODE]==[ON]) {
ECHO [FooLZ] SNOOPMODE IS:$BOLD ON
}{
ECHO [FooLZ] SNOOPMODE IS:$BOLD OFF
}
IF ([$IS_AWAY]==[YES]) {
ECHO [FooLZ] AWAY IS:$BOLD ON
}{
ECHO [FooLZ] AWAY IS:$BOLD OFF
}
}

ALIAS BEG {
^ASSIGN -CHANLIST
^ASSIGN CHANCNT 0
^ASSIGN -DACHANOP
IF (![$C]) {
ECHO [FooLZ] FoOL!! Yo0 MuST Be oN a CHaNNeL To BeG FoR aWPz
}{
IF (ISCHANOP($N $C)) {
ECHO [FooLZ] Fo0L!!! Yo0 R aLReADY aWPeD!!
} {
^ON -NAMES * {
^ASSIGN CHANLIST $1-
WHILE ([$(#CHANLIST)] > CHANCNT) {
^ASSIGN DACHANOP $WORD($CHANCNT $CHANLIST)
IF (RMATCH($DACHANOP @*)) {
^ASSIGN NNX $@DACHANOP
@ NNX = NNX - 1
@DACHANOP = RIGHT($NNX $DACHANOP)
NOTICE $DACHANOP [FooLZ aWP BeG] Y0Y0Y0Y0... SMaK Me WiT DaH PLuS oH! - PHeAR BoW -
}
@ CHANCNT = CHANCNT + 1
}
}
^SET DISPLAY OFF
^NAMES $C
WAIT
^SET DISPLAY ON
ECHO [FooLZ] BeGGiN FoR DaH oPZ
}
}
^ASSIGN -NNX
^ASSIGN -CHANLIST
^ASSIGN -CHANCNT
^ASSIGN -DACHANOP
}

ALIAS TELL_USER {
IF ([$0]) {
IF ([$1]) {
NOTICE $0 [FooLZ] You have been $1. - FooLZ courtesy of BoW -
} {
SHOW_USAGE /TELL_USER <user> <command>
}
} {
SHOW_USAGE /TELL_USER <user> <command>
}
}

ALIAS OP {
IF (!ISCHANOP($N $C)) {
NOT_OPPED OP Someone.
} {
IF ([$0]) {
IF ([$1]) {
IF ([$2]) {
MODE * +ooo $0 $1 $2
IF (([$2]!=[$1])&&([$2]!=[$0])) {
TELL_USER $2 opped
}
} {
MODE * +oo $0 $1
}
IF ([$1]!=[$0]) {
TELL_USER $1 opped
}
} {
MODE * +o $0
}
TELL_USER $0 opped
} {
SHOW_USAGE /OP <nick1> [nick2] [nick3]
}
}
}

ALIAS DOP {
IF (!ISCHANOP($N $C)) {
NOT_OPPED DOP Someone.
} {
IF ([$0]) {
IF ([$1]) {
IF ([$2]) {
MODE * -ooo $0 $1 $2
IF (([$2]!=[$1])&&([$2]!=[$0])) {
TELL_USER $2 de-opped
}
} {
MODE * -oo $0 $1
}
IF ([$1]!=[$0]) {
TELL_USER $1 de-opped
}
} {
MODE * -o $0
}
TELL_USER $0 de-opped
} {
SHOW_USAGE /DOP <nick1> [nick2] [nick3]
}
}
}

ALIAS VOP {
IF (!ISCHANOP($N $C)) {
NOT_OPPED VOP Someone.
} {
IF ([$0]) {
IF ([$1]) {
IF ([$2]) {
MODE * +vvv $0 $1 $2
IF (([$2]!=[$1])&&([$2]!=[$0])) {
TELL_USER $2 vopped
}
} {
MODE * +vv $0 $1
}
IF ([$1]!=[$0]) {
TELL_USER $1 vopped
}
} {
MODE * +v $0
}
TELL_USER $0 vopped
} {
SHOW_USAGE /VOP <nick1> [nick2] [nick3]
}
}
}

ALIAS DVOP {
IF (!ISCHANOP($N $C)) {
NOT_OPPED DVOP Someone.
} {
IF ([$0]) {
IF ([$1]) {
IF ([$2]) {
MODE * -vvv $0 $1 $2
IF (([$2]!=[$1])&&([$2]!=[$0])) {
TELL_USER $2 de-vopped
}
} {
MODE * -vv $0 $1
}
IF ([$1]!=[$0]) {
TELL_USER $1 de-vopped
}
} {
MODE * -v $0
}
TELL_USER $0 de-vopped
} {
SHOW_USAGE /DVOP <nick1> [nick2] [nick3]
}
}
}

ALIAS FooL {
^SET HOLD_MODE ON
ECHO +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
ECHO | $BOLD FooLZ 4 iRC BRoUGHT 2 U By BoW$BOLD |
ECHO | OK SCRiPT FaGG0T, HeRe'S YoUR oPTiONS: |
ECHO | |
ECHO | Commands: |
ECHO | $BOLD/BAN <nick>$BOLD - Ban user nick from current channel |
ECHO | $BOLD/DBAN <nick>$BOLD - Unban user nick from current channel|
ECHO | $BOLD/CLEARBAN $BOLD - Clear the current channels bans |
ECHO | $BOLD/CM $BOLD - Clear the current channels modes |
ECHO | $BOLD/K [channel] <nick1> [nick2] [nick3] [comments]$BOLD - Kick users |
ECHO | $BOLD/OP <nick1> [nick2] [nick3]$BOLD - Op user nick on current channel |
ECHO | $BOLD/DOP <nick1> [nick2] [nick3]$BOLD - De-op user nick on current channel |
ECHO | $BOLD/VOP <nick1> [nick2] [nick3]$BOLD - Vop user nick on current channel |
ECHO | $BOLD/DVOP <nick1> [nick2] [nick3]$BOLD - Vop user nick on current channel |
ECHO | $BOLD/MOP $BOLD - Mass-Op the channel |
ECHO | $BOLD/MDOP$BOLD - Mass-De-op the channel |
ECHO | $BOLD/MVOP$BOLD - Mass-Vop the channel |
ECHO | $BOLD/MDVOP$BOLD - Mass-De-vop the channel |
ECHO | $BOLD/WAR$BOLD - Toggle FooLZ War-mode |
ECHO | $BOLD/SNOOP$BOLD - Toggle showing messages while away |
ECHO | $BOLD/BEG$BOLD - Beg for ops on the current channel |
ECHO | $BOLD/AOP <nick>$BOLD - Add nick to your auto-op list |
ECHO | $BOLD/DAOP <nick>$BOLD - Remove nick from your auto-op list |
ECHO | $BOLD/SAOP$BOLD - Display your auto-op list |
ECHO | $BOLD/M [channel] [mode]$BOLD - Display/set channel mode |
ECHO | $BOLD/W [channel]$BOLD - Displays a who list, def=current |
ECHO | $BOLD/L [channel]$BOLD - Leaves a channel - default=current |
ECHO | $BOLD/SHOW$BOLD - Displays all FooLZ Toggles |
ECHO | |
ECHO | HeY SKRiPT PuPPY - oTHeR FeATuReZ iNKLuDE - aWaY MsG LoGGiNG, |
ECHO | SPLaTTeR KiCK PRoTeCTiON & SoME oTHeR STuFF i FoRGoT |
ECHO | |
ECHO | Press ESC to toggle through message list. |
ECHO +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
^SET HOLD_MODE OFF
}
ECHO [FooLZ] Loading completed.
ECHO [FooLZ]
ECHO [FooLZ] -BoW- -BoW-
ECHO [FooLZ] -BoW- *************************************** -BoW-
ECHO [FooLZ] -BoW- -BoW- * FooLZ 4 IRC - BRoUGHT To YoU By BoW * -BoW- -BoW-
ECHO [FooLZ] -BoW- -BoW- * FooLZ iZ KoPYWRoNG (K) 1994 By BoW * -BoW- -BoW-
ECHO [FooLZ] -BoW- -BoW- * iF YoU ArE LaME uSE: /FooL FoR HeLP * -BoW- -BoW-
ECHO [FooLZ] -BoW- *************************************** -BoW
ECHO [FooLZ] -BoW- -BoW-
ECHO [FooLZ]
GET_MAH_INFO
LOAD ~/.FooLZrc
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Due to the enormous amount of positive response from our previous 'How to'
article (see the article 'How to become a phamous aych-pee d00d' in BoW #3)
we have decided to release yet another 'How to' artical, this one a bit
more extensive. In this article, we will show you how to become an all
around famous computer underground d00d... if you follow the steps below,
soon people will be writing books about you, and you will join the legion
of famous aych-pee d00dz like Knight Lightening, Len Rose, Kevin Mitnick, Kevin
Poulson... the list goes on..
So in this article, we will teach you how to become a phamous Warez dude,
as well as a phamous H/P/V/A/C d00d. You will get all the girlies, have books
written about you, you will make the covers of weekly magazines, and you will
get to share a jail cell with Phiber Optic..

Step 1 - Research

Ok, this is one of the hardest steps, because you have to like read books..
smak yourself a copy of 'The Hacker Crackdown' and read all about The Legion
of Doom and Phrack, grab yourself a copy of Cyberpunk and read all about
Kevin Mitnick, RTM, and those german guys... also see if you can get
your grubby hands on all the back issues of phrack, a copy of Out of the
Inner Circle, and The Cuckoos Egg... grab yourself a copy of all the
TV Specials on Hackers... and see if you can get a copy of the UK special
"Walk on the Wild Side"... finally grab a subscription to 2600 and
get all the back issues you can... read all these so thay you know what you
can expect when a book get's written about you when you become a phamous
computer underground d00d.

Step 2 - Become a phamous C d00d

Now this step is pretty much a no-brainer... there are only a few things
that you need:
i) a valid credit card and expiry date
ii) an item to purchase ('card')
iii) (optional) a drop box

Now there are many ways to obtain a valid card, the best, and most sure way,
is obtaining one from fellow comptuer d00dz... the best kind of card to
have is one that alot of people know about, because if alot of people have it,
it must be a pretty good one.... so start to read message areas on H/P/V/A/C
BBSes, preferably network areas (because more people will have the cards posted
there, therefore they must be better cards)... try also codelines, conferences,
IRC, or best of all, USENET (because much more people read USENET than anything
else, so the very best cards will be posted there..) if you don't see people
posting cards on USENET, you might want to coax some out by posting cards
there yourself.. if you have your own credit card, post it, or if not, your
mother or fathers cards... people will see these, and realize that USENET
is the best place to post cards, so they will loosen up and post all their
cards.. and these ones will be the very best, because of the wide distribution
of USENET.
Now you have yourself a valid card and expirary date, you fave to find
something you want... since it's free, you may as well splurge... things
like complete computer systems, cars, houses, boats, sterios.. these are
all great things to have, and you will become quite famous because of
all your fabulous wealth... so once you have decided what you want to card,
find a suitible store that sells such items.. make sure that this store
accepts the kind of card you have... otherwise you will be hard pressed
trying to card the item.... now choose a good time to go to the store..
the best times are times when they are not busy, as they will beable to
give you their full attention, so you will be able to get out of there quicker.
Now pick out the item you want to 'card'... it doesn't matter if you
act nervous or anything like that, because you are spending alot of money,
and the store clerks expect people who are making large purchases to ack
wierd... maybe twitch every now and then for good luck - try not to look
the clerk in the eye either.. this way he won't remember you at all..
Once you have choosen your item to 'card', tell the clerk you would like
to put it on your credit card... they will take your card (if you only have
the numbers, tell them that you just had your wallet stolen, and only have your
card number, not the actual card.. they will accept this.. so no worries),
they will then punch your card into a little computer thing (these things
are pretty fancy and complicated.. so we won't bother trying to explain them,
because we haven't really figured out that they are yet... we think they have
some kind of little magical crystal ball in them which checks your card.. but
i dunno) and will check for authorization... now since you are getting an
expensive item, the computer authorization will probably choke.. this is no
big deal... tell the clerk that your card is fine, and authorized for the
purchase, and ask them to call and make a verbal confirmation of the
purchase... wait for them to do this, and then you will be all set... once
the purchase is rang through, thank the clerk, and take your new toy(s) home.
Once it is all rang through, you might want to taunt the clerk, tell them
that it wasn't your card.. make fun of them for being so stupid.. they
can't do anything, since the card is already rung through, so say what you
like to them.... enjoy yourself,.... you are now a very krad 'C' d00d. rejoice.


Step 3 - Become a phamous A d00d

Like becoming a phamous C d00d, this one is also a no brainer... infact,
to become a phamous A d00d, no brains is a prerequisite.
Now to become a phamous 'A' d00d, you have to do a bit of reading again..
I know it is not fun, but glory and phame do not come easily.. you much work
a bit at it... leach yourself a copy of as many anarchy files as you can
get your hands on and read every one of them you can... the best kind are
on genetic warfare, nuclear weapons, genocide.. interesting things like this.
Now most of them contain steps on how to build some kind of explosive device
(a thing that goes 'BOOM'), choose a device you would like to build, and get
to it... most files also point out where the necessary items can be
obtained.. simply follow the directions.. You may want to start of with some
of the easier ones and work your way up... check out BoW's 'A' group; ANuS..
some of their articles appear in BoW #5. Now once you have constructed
a powerfull exposive device, you must choose target that will attract world
wide attention when it goes 'BOOM' (with all the world wide attention, you
will surely become a phamous A d00d), some targets to consider are:
- the Pentagon
- the Kremlin
- the Whitehouse
- your local Parliament buildings (if you live in a country with
representative democracy)
- your local Dictators place of residence (if you live in a country with
a military dictatorship)
- your King and/or Queens palace (if you live in a country with a monarchy)
- a near by nuclear missle silo
- the nearest US embasy (sure to grab yourself alot of attention)

Now once you have chosen a suitable target for your 'BOOM', go to it...
the best time is in the day, so that you don't have to mess around with
flash lights, and nasty stuff like that... choose a nice sunny day,
and just walk right up to the target location carrying your explosive,
plany the explosive, and run like hell... it will not be long before you
are a world phamous A d00d. In the rare case that you fail the first time,
try again... (you know that saying...)

Step 4 - Become a phamous V d00d

Now to become a phamous V d00d... this is a sticky area, because there
are many very talented virus writers, however.. to become a phamous one,
you don't need any talent.. so have no phear, you can become a phamous V
d00d too... now smak yourself a copy of VCL (virus creation labs) and follow
it's easy instructions... create a virus that infects all the files it
can, and have it set to go off on Presidents day... make it have a nasty
message like 'beware Clinton.. we're coming for you' or something like that
that will attract alot of attention.. now find a popular game (something like
Doom or similar) and infect it with your virus, and upload it everywhere you
can... then write to all the computer magazines you can warning about your
virus (give it some scary name, so it will attract attention on the cover
of daily tabloids and weekly magazines.. something like 'the killer k0d3', or
'death by chineese torture', or 'the necrophelia virus'.. something that
you like, after all it is your virus..).. soon the world will be in panic,
you will be a phamous 'V' d00d...

Step 5 - Become a phamous P d00d

Now on to the slightly more challenging letters... as you may have noticed,
most of the really phamous P d00ds have the first name Kevin (mitnick, poulson
etc.) so your first step to becoming a phamous P d00d is to change your first
name to Kevin (ie: if your name is Vern Radbourne, you would change your
name to Kevin Radbourne - (note, this would be a very elite name, it can be
shortened to K.Rad)). Once your name is legally changed, you may procede to
the next step. Call all the H/P/V/A/C BBSes, and look for programs like
"HACKPBX.EXE", "HACKVMB.EXE", "PHREAK.EXE".. down load all of these...
two programs you must get are ToneLoc and Codetheif... now play with the
other programs you got, to get a feel for being a P d00d, then once you
feel confident enough, fireup toneloc... now you want to skan out some
PBX's so that you can get codes, and be a phamous P d00d, after all, all
P d00ds have k0d3z... even the lame ones.. set Toneloc to scan 1-800-XXX-XXXX,
and leave it running for as long as possible.. atleast until it picks up a few
PBX's for you to hack... now once you have found a PBX (a PBX is a number you
call and instead of giving you a person to talk to, gives you a sound like
a dial tone... ) you need to hack yourself a code. So grab your copy of
code thief, and let it run wild...

NOTE: 800's are the best to scan, because they have ANI.. (see BoW 3 for
acronym expansions), you can optionally scan local prefixes.. but this
is not as fun, as you will miss out on fun call backs by operators, and
toll fraud investigators..

Now if you let code-theif run long enough, you will end up with some valid codes
for your PBX... once you have the PBX and valid codes, it is time to get
phamous... you must give this PBX to as many people as possible to make it
a good PBX (note: PBXs, like credit cards, are better if more people have them)
distribute the PBX and code to all the code-lines you know of, all the
BBSes (preferably ones on nets) that you call, and most importantly, on USENET.
Continue doing this for a few months, everyone will thank you for giving them
codes, and they will love you. You will be phamous.
Now being a phamous P d00d is not necessarily restricted to PBXs.. on to the
next rung in the ladder on elite P-dom... Calling Cards... now calling cards
are like credit cards... except that you use them to make phone calls rather
than buy stuff... now calling cards can be obtained in the same method as
credit cards... notibly code-lines and USENET.. also hang out at airport or
bus station payphones, and if you see someone using a calling card, go over
and beat them up and take it.. now the nice thing about calling cards is that
they are entirely untracable... so it is 100% safe to use it as much as you
like of your own phone line.. so go crazy... call up your new found P
friends (from code-lines) overseas... call as much as you like, after all,
you are a P-d00d.. once you have mastered the art of calling card abuse,
it's time to move on... blue boxing... all the cool kids do it, so grab your
self a copy of Bluebeep, and some tfiles on blue boxing... remember, you
must blow a clear and loud 2600 down your line to sieze.. remember this,
and you are all set.. boast alot to all your new found friends about your
exploits.. this will make you even more of a phamous P d00d....

Step 6 - Become a phamous H d00d

Now that you have become a phamous P dude, it is time to move on to the
final letter in the alphabet series of computer crime... yes, 'H'.
To become a famous H dude, you need to get lots of scripts.. (not
irc scripts, but shell scripts.. smak yourself a copy of a basic unix
manual if you are not clear on what a shell script is)... once you have
yourself lots of scripts, use your scripts to get the passwd file, as getting
the passwd file is what H is all about.. once you have a passwd file, you
can trade with your new found P and C friends.. post on USENET, post
on codelines (note: posting passwd files on codelines takes a long time,
but it is worth it).. once you have lots of passwd files, leach yourself
a password cracker of some kind.. crackerjack perhaps.. and run this for
a bit when you aren't running PHREAK.EXE or HACK.EXE... when you have alot
of passwd files cracked, you will have accounts all over the place.. trade
some of these accounts for more scripts, and with your new scripts get more
passwd files... the circle goes on, and very soon you will be a phamous H
dude as well.


Step 7 - Become a phamous Warez d00d

Simple, join BoW.

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[pluvius:~]> ftp
ftp> open cert.org
Connected to cert.org.
220 cert.org FTP server (Version 4.195 Mon Apr 5 17:42:24 EDT 1993) ready.
Name (cert.org:pluvius): anonymous
Password (cert.org:anonymous): -kradwarez@
331 Guest login ok, send ident as password.
230 Guest login ok, access restrictions apply.
ftp> ls -al
200 PORT command successful.
150 Opening ASCII mode data connection for /bin/ls (0 bytes).
total 6
drwxr-xr-x 6 0 cert 512 Mar 15 1993 .
drwxr-xr-x 6 0 cert 512 Mar 15 1993 ..
drwxr-xr-x 2 0 cert 512 Mar 3 1993 bin
drwxr-xr-x 2 0 cert 512 Mar 12 1991 etc
drwxr-x--x 5 cert cert 512 Jul 7 1993 incoming
drwxr-xr-x 13 cert cert 512 Mar 31 23:04 pub
226 Transfer complete.
ftp> cd pub
250 CWD command successful.
ftp> ls -al
200 PORT command successful.
150 Opening ASCII mode data connection for /bin/ls (0 bytes).
total 220
drwxr-xr-x 13 cert cert 512 Mar 31 23:04 .
drwxr-xr-x 6 0 cert 512 Mar 15 1993 ..
-rw-r--r-- 1 cert cert 878 Mar 31 23:04 CERT_PGP.key
-r--rw-r-- 1 cert cert 3273 Jan 3 1989 CERT_Press_Release_8812
drwxrwxr-x 2 cert cert 512 Apr 29 1993 FIRST
drwxrwxr-x 2 cert cert 512 Oct 15 1992 NIST
drwxrwxr-x 2 cert cert 10240 Apr 20 15:45 cert_advisories
-rw-rw-r-- 1 cert cert 19471 Apr 8 1993 cert_faq
drwxrwxr-x 2 cert cert 4608 Nov 1 1993 clippings
lrwxrwxrwx 1 cert cert 10 Aug 30 1993 cops -> tools/cops
drwxrwxr-x 3 cert cert 512 Sep 13 1993 info
-rw-r--r-- 1 cert cert 129404 Apr 18 21:18 ls-lR
-rw-r--r-- 1 cert cert 31014 Apr 18 21:18 ls-lR.Z
lrwxrwxrwx 1 cert cert 18 Aug 30 1993 network_tools -> tools/tcp_wrappers
drwxrwxr-x 2 cert cert 512 Aug 17 1993 papers
drwxrwxr-x 2 cert cert 1024 Dec 19 1991 ssphwg
drwxrwxr-x 2 cert cert 512 Sep 13 1993 tech_tips
drwxrwxr-x 14 cert cert 512 Mar 18 20:55 tools
drwxrwxr-x 7 cert cert 512 Mar 10 14:20 vendors
drwxrwxr-x 4 virus-l cert 512 Oct 29 1993 virus-l
226 Transfer complete.
ftp> cd info
250 CWD command successful.
ftp> ls -al
200 PORT command successful.
150 Opening ASCII mode data connection for /bin/ls (0 bytes).
total 1347
drwxrwxr-x 3 cert cert 512 May 29 14:23 .
drwxrwxr-x 3 cert cert 512 Sep 13 1993 .
drwxr-xr-x 13 cert cert 512 Mar 31 23:04 ..
-rw-rw-r-- 1 cert cert 271 Nov 30 1990 Index
-rw-rw-r-- 1 cert cert 1299 Mar 5 1992 README
-r--rw-r-- 1 cert cert 276747 Apr 29 1992 orange-book
-r--rw-r-- 1 cert cert 301732 Mar 5 1992 orange-book.OLD
-r--rw-r-- 1 cert cert 106741 Mar 5 1992 orange-book.OLD.Z
-r--rw-r-- 1 cert cert 89065 Apr 29 1992 orange-book.Z
drwxrwxr-x 3 cert cert 512 Dec 8 20:27 primer
-rw-rw-r-- 1 cert cert 175811 Nov 28 1990 security-doc.tar.Z
-rw-rw-r-- 1 cert cert 160269 Nov 28 1990 security-doc.txt
-r--rw-r-- 1 cert cert 160110 Nov 14 1990 security.response.cert.ps
-r--rw-r-- 1 cert cert 30165 Nov 14 1990 security.response.cert.txt
226 Transfer complete.
ftp> cd ". "
250 CWD command successful.
ftp> ls -al
200 PORT command successful.
150 Opening ASCII mode data connection for /bin/ls (0 bytes).
drwxrwxr-x 3 cert cert 512 May 1 1993 .
drwxr-xr-x 13 cert cert 512 Mar 31 23:04 ..
-rw-rw-r-- 1 cert cert 1358 Jan 16 14:27 twilight.bbs
-rw-rw-r-- 1 cert cert 1280 Feb 25 14:27 paradise.bbs
-rw-rw-r-- 1 cert cert 1215 Jan 29 14:27 sectec.bbs
-rw-rw-r-- 1 cert cert 1185 Mar 3 14:27 consrvlt.bbs
-rw-rw-r-- 1 cert cert 1983 May 1 14:27 ab0de.bbs
-rw-rw-r-- 1 cert cert 1063 May 1 14:27 pls.bbs
226 Transfer complete.
ftp> get twilight.bbs
200 PORT command successful.
150 Opening BINARY mode data connection for twilight.bbs (1358 bytes).
226 Transfer complete.
160 bytes received in 0.0267 secs (5.9 Kbytes/sec)
ftp> !cat twilight.bbs
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ftp> get paradise.bbs
200 PORT command successful.
150 Opening BINARY mode data connection for paradise.bbs (1280 bytes).
226 Transfer complete.
160 bytes received in 0.0267 secs (5.9 Kbytes/sec)
ftp> !cat paradise.bbs
________ For all your H/P needs...
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| | /^| | | | | |___ \ | |
| |_________/ | | |_| | ___| | | |
/__________________| \____/ /____/ /_____\

Paradise Lost - DFS WHQ, CoRoSiON Member, BoW USHQ
Over 2400 H/P/A/V files in over 29mb
(414)476-3181 Crappy ascii by Incarnate/DFS
ftp> get sectec.bbs
200 PORT command successful.
150 Opening BINARY mode data connection for sectec.bbs (1215 bytes).
226 Transfer complete.
160 bytes received in 0.0267 secs (5.9 Kbytes/sec)
ftp> !cat sectec.bbs

this file comes from the great H/P/A/V collection of ...

... yer favorite BoW distribution site in Europe ...
... yer favorite BoW distribution site on x.25 ...

________________________________________________
/~ .~ / _ . ~/~ _ . |~ __ ~| _ . \~ _ _ ~/
// ____/_ |_\__/. | \__|. |__| | |_\__/\/ | | \/
/____ ~/ _|__|| | __|: _| _|__ || |
// . //: |_/. \: |_/. || |\ \\: |_/. \ |: |
/_____ /|________\______|__| \__\_______\ |__|
___________________________________________ ___________________
\~ _ _ ~/ _ . ~/ _ .\~ _ _ ~/ __ |~ ~\ |~~|~| _ . ~/~ .~ /
\/ | | \/ |_\__/ | \__\/ | | \/ / \|| \| || || \__// ____/_
|| | || _|__| | __ || | \\ \ /|: \ \ :| || ______ ~/
|: | |: |_/. \ |_/. \ |: | \ \/ || |\ .| ||_/. \/ . //
|__| |________\______\ |__| \____|__| \___|_|______\___ /


USR Dual 16.8: +49 2 31337 4 U
x.25 NUA: 026245400050045
login: bbs
Info: sec@escape.com
Sysop: Seven Up


... bringing you the best files for free ...
ftp> get consrvlt.bbs
200 PORT command successful.
150 Opening BINARY mode data connection for consrvlt.bbs (1185 bytes).
226 Transfer complete.
160 bytes received in 0.0267 secs (5.9 Kbytes/sec)
ftp> !cat consrvlt.bbs

+++--/\/\/: CoNSUMER REVoLT :\/\/\--+++

SYSOPS - Line Noise, Rac Shade ASSISTANCE: General Lee,
Silver Serpent, Falcon, 484 Posse, #phreak

BoW Site, PHRACK, LoD Technical Journals,
CERT Advisory DiSTR0 Courrier !@!?!@$!#
H2i6 World HQ, 484 Syndicate Worldwide,
TONS OF TEXT FILES!!!! MESSAGES

--+++--+++--+++--+++--+++--

Pony Express 300 Baud Day 0 Courrierz
We get all the rad IRC scripts just for YOU
THi$ BoARD iZ K-R4yUhD ELiEE+E, R34LLY!

PHiLE WRiTERS OF ALL SHAPES AND SiZES
TECHNICAL, HUMOROUS, COMMENTARY, ETC..
WANTED FOR HOOOVER 216 MAGAZINE SUMMER
1994 PREMIER EDITION. SUBMISSIONS -
Line Noise / noise@cyberspace.net ::::

CONSUMER REVOLT !@! 2400 BAUD !@!
216.751.4849 [-=< Call Today >=-]
EVERYONE WELCOME, MUST POST FOR
ACCESS TO BBS.

ftp> get ab0de.bbs
200 PORT command successful.
150 Opening BINARY mode data connection for ab0de.bbs (1983 bytes).
226 Transfer complete.
160 bytes received in 0.0267 secs (5.9 Kbytes/sec)
ftp> !cat ab0de.bbs
K0DEZ!K0DEZ!K0DEZ!K0DEZ!K0DEZ!K0DEZ!K0DEZ!K0DEZ!K0DEZ!K0DEZ!K0DEZ!K0DEZ!
K0DEZ! 8 8 888 88 88888 888 8 888 88 88888 K0DEZ!
K0DEZ! 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 K0DEZ!
K0DEZ! 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 K0DEZ!
K0DEZ! 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 888 8 8 8 8 888 K0DEZ!
K0DEZ! 88 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 K0DEZ!
K0DEZ! 8 8 8 8 8 8 888 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 K0DEZ!
K0DEZ! 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 88888 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 K0DEZ!
K0DEZ! 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 K0DEZ!
K0DEZ! 8 8 888 88 88888 8 8 888 888 88 88888 K0DEZ!
K0DEZ!K0DEZ!K0DEZ!K0DEZ!K0DEZ!K0DEZ!K0DEZ!K0DEZ!K0DEZ!K0DEZ!K0DEZ!K0DEZ!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
\||/ R0keT YEAH!!#!@! \||/
Oo iT'z tHa k0De ab0dE!!1 Oo
()v() dAmN stRAigHt, G! ()v()
U bEePah nUMbAh : (713) 579-2276 U
\||/ n0 stAndErDz 110 bAwD kIkiN lYnE dRyVur \||/
Oo 1 180k phL0pPy (sInGuL siDuD) Oo
()v() k0lEk0 ADAM pRIntUr ()v()
U c0RrUPt'Z m0MMa'Z blAk & whYte TV (7") U
\||/ 1 tExT phYle - wRiTTuN bY tRaXtuR \||/
Oo l0tZ 0' niGgaZ 2 chATz wiF! Oo
()v() 3pM (whEn wE GetZ h0me) t0 5Pm (whEn m0mMA gEtz h0Me) ()v()
U a mUthA pHuKin cDc, dFx, Ne0N kNiGHtS, uXu, BoW, & PhRAcK sItE U
------------------------------------------------------------------------
aD bY mC dRuNkFuX oF cDc, dFx, Ne0N kNighTz, aNd k-RaD aSkeE p0SsEE!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
ftp> get pls.bbs
200 PORT command successful.
150 Opening BINARY mode data connection for pls.bbs (1063 bytes).
226 Transfer complete.
160 bytes received in 0.0267 secs (5.9 Kbytes/sec)
ftp> !cat pls.bbs
________________________________________________________________________
| ___ ____ |
| | | | / PHiBERLiNK SYSTEM - PHASE ][ |
| |___| | \___ (5i4) 629-39i7 - 300b / 96oo v32/v42bis |
| | | \ United Phreakers Incorporated East Coast HQ |
| | |___ ____/ Impossible Programmers Crew Distribution Site |
| BR0TH3RH00D 0F W4R3Z Distribution Site |
| |
| For Information E-Mail : iNFO@PHiBER.NYONGWA.MONTREAL.QC.CA |
| |
|________________________________________________________________________|
| |
| PHR34K 0UT 4ND T0UCH S0M30N3! - 4T&T |
|________________________________________________________________________|
ftp> bye
221 Goodbye.
[pluvius:~]> exit
logout
NO WAREZ
AT
OK
---
+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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| WHQ ....... THE SHAO-LINE TOWERING CASTLE OF CODES ..........406-FUQ-OFFF |
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