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| / \ From |
|Catslash Magazine / \Edmonton, Alberta,|
|Volume 1, Issue 28 / \ Canada |
|November, 1998 / \ |
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Man, this has been a bad month for our mag! First off we get the
incident with the CRDz, which you can read about in the special
report. Poison's response to their accusations during the war is in
here, since Poison was especially enraged.

After that, the hard disk with the issue on it crashed. Then
to top it all off, the backup disk with the articles on it was
corrupted and only a few files could be saved. Take it from me, if
you buy a cheap hard disk you aren't saving yourself in the long run!

Anywayz, our page has moved now. Scorpion from Scorpion Magazine has
generously given us webspace at:
http://smagazine.simplenet.com/catslash/
We were going to move there next month, but since an enraged Tripod
destroyed our webspace, we're moving in early. We have a really cool
page in the works, but a temporary page will be put up for now.
Probably a lot like our first page (in '96).

Well, this issue is sort of weak articlewise, but here it is...
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| Contents |
|___________________________________________________________________|
|Subject | Author: | File# |
|___________________________________________|______________|________|
|1. Intro.................................... Reaper ............ 1 |
|2. Catslash Special Report ................. Reaper ............ 2 |
|3. Poison's Reply to the CRDz .............. Poison Ice ........ 3 |
|4. Vengeance Column ........................ Poison Ice ........ 4 |
|5. A New Change Machine Scam ............... Reaper ............ 5 |
|6. Getting Around Fortress ................. Reaper ............ 6 |
|7. The New MacOS's (Review) ................ Reaper ............ 7 |
|8. The Security Section .................... Reaper ............ 8 |
|9. Connection Corner ....................... Reaper ............ 9 |
|10. Catslash Top Ten ....................... Poison Ice ....... 10 |
|11. Catslash Classifieds ...................................... 11 |
|12. Catslash Information ...................................... 12 |
|13. Disclaimer ................................................ 13 |
|___________________________________________________________________|

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\ Catslash Special Report /
\ By: Reaper /
\________Catslash Magazine - Issue 28, November 1998 _________/
''''''''''''''''''File #2 of 13 ''''''''''''''
'''''''''''''

This month there was a lot of confusion when the CRDz hacked our
Tripod page. Hopefully this will clear it up a bit.

In about the middle of the month the CRDz hacked our page and claimed
that Poison had given the magazine to them. Some people emailed them
to quetion this and they replied that the change was sudden and we
had no time to notify anybody. When people emailed me and I denied
their replies, they wrote that I was merely testing them. They were
very good liars.

After talking via email with Brimstone their leader, we discovered
that they declared war on us for Poison's war declaration in the
April Fool's issue. If they could've read, they would have known that
it was a false article, but they didn't. At this point it was quite
amazing how much support we received. Several Alberta groups, and
even some American ones vouched their support for us. Dred even came
out of retirement to help.

After we told all our allies not to attack while we gathered
information, the CRDz started spamming our email! Apparently my
emailing people about how fake they were started to annoy them.

All in all though, the end was the weirdest. Somebody (who is still
unknown to us) hacked back the page and their email too. It was quite
cool, beacause our local groups were still trying to agree as to how
the CRDz got in and this guy takes it all in a short while. Then, we
received email from Tripod that they were pissed off over the whole
thing and they were going to destroy our web making privelleges. I
told them to go ahead, since we were already moving to the Scorpion
Magazine webspace.

I just have to tell everybody though, to ensure that nobody can
assume our identities again. If we ever did decide to retire, we
would most likely totally shut the magazine down, merge with an ally
like Scorpion, or leave it in the hands of writers you already know.
We would also give notice at least one issue in advance. We would not
suddenly change and leave it in the hands of some unknown group.

Overall, it did suck, but I would have to say that we learnt a lot
about how many readers we really have. I would have to thank all
those who supported us in our crisis. A special thanks goes to the
guy who hacked back our page, and to Scorpion for giving us webspace
and mocking them via email. I'm glad you all like us!

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\ Reply to the CRDz /
\ By: Poison Ice /
\________Catslash Magazine - Issue 28, November 1998 _________/
''''''''''''''''''File #3 of 13 ''''''''''''''
'''''''''''''


All of you who have seen our homepage since Nov.27/98 have
seen the abomination that it has been turned into, a page of truth
turned horribly into a page of lies. Those Imputant bastards
incriminate me...
saying I sold out Reaper, the mag, and the group. YEAH FUCKING
RIGHT!!! I AM OFFICIALLY DENYING WHAT THAT BASTARD SAID, I AM A LOYAL
MEMBER OF C.A.T.S. AND OF CATSLASH MAGAZINE!!! I would never backstab
my comrades like this or in any other way! How the hell could I fire
Reaper when he's the leader! I'm his leutenant! I can't fire him! He
can fire me, but I can't fire him!
And to top it all off, Reaper is my best friend, why would I betray
the guy who got me started and gave me a name in the world? These
bastards have gone WAY too far and will die a horrible, bloody, and
painful death at the hands of the Enraged C.A.T.S members.
I hope you CDRZ bitches are reading this, because if you are,
now you know to be afraid, because when we find you, your poser days
are indeed over. There won't be enough left of you to fill a
matchbox.
And that is the truth.
So that's it, no one betrayed anyone, these guys got lucky,
and won't get lucky when we find them, Reaper is the head guy in
charge, and always will be.

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| __ ________ '''''''''''''''''''''' |
| \_\ /\_\_____\ ' Catslash Magazine ' |
| \ \ / / / ____/ ' Issue 28 ' |
| \ \/ / / / ' November, 1998 ' |
| \ \/ / /___ ' File 4 of 13 ' |
| \ / /____\ '''''''''''''''''''''' |
| \engeance/olumn |
| |
| By: Poison Ice |
|___________________________________________________________________|

Greetings my loyal comrades of anarchy, I have a good one
this month for all who seek a good birthday prank. Since it was Both
Reaper's and Spectre's birthday this month, I present to you....
=====================================================================
| The Anarchist birthday suprise |
=====================================================================

It all starts with a big muffin, a big box of matches
(available at your local superstore for a buck or so) a plastic
canister for camera film, and a sparkler. Here's what you do, first
you buy your bigass muffin, it doesn't matter which flavor since it
will be rendered inedible. Then you get your matches and cut off all
the heads, place the heads in the camera film holder, cut a hole in
the top, and slide the sparkler inside, make sure the flammable part
of the sparkler is touching the matchheads. After that, hollow out
the trojan muffin in the exact size of the film canister, place it
inside the muffin with the sparkler sitting out of the top. Give to
your buddy on his birthday, light the sparkler, as it burns down you
will die in anticipation, but it will go off, scaring your buddy
shitless and getting a golden laugh you'll remember for years on end.

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\ A New Change Machine Scam /
\ By: Reaper /
\________Catslash Magazine - Issue 28, November 1998 _________/
''''''''''''''''''File #5 of 13 ''''''''''''''
'''''''''''''

Have you ever noticed how most of the files on scamming change
machines are always the sam one ripped from the Jolly Rogers
cookbook? In Edmonton (and probably most parts of the world), this
method just isn't practical anymore. Well, we have discovered a small
weakness that works on some machines, and its very easy to do.

Materials Required:
""""""""""""""""""
- A color printer
- A color scanner
- Plain white printing paper
- A paper cutter or scissors

This material may be hard for you to get, but if you suck up to a
teacher/boss they may let you play with these in your school/office.
Just don't let them watch you doing it!

The Phun Part:
""""""""""""""
1. Scan in a $20.00 bill. Make sure you scan both sides.
2. Open a 256 or more color editing program, even something as simple
as MS Draw or ClarisWorks will do the job.
3. Make a whole page of one side of the bill, and a whole page of the
other.
4. Print the bills in color, with 300 DPI or more if you can. Make
sure your color matching is set to normal, so it dosen't print out
too light or dark. If it does, then lighten or darken your
settings to match the color of the bill as close as possible. It
dosen't have to be exact, just as close as you can.
5. Print it on the page so that both sides match up like a real $20
bill.
6. Cut the phoney bills out.

Now all you do is find one of those vending machines that have a
change machine built in. Normally, these 20's could never pass, being
the paper that they are printed on, but the change machine in these
are cheaply made. They only do a quick surface scan, and spit out the
change. That's why you don't have to worry too much about the color
shading or print quality. You should have seen some of the crappy
forgeries I put into my test machines.

Just remember to take some precautions. This is counted as
counterfeiting (hope I spelled that right) and is a federal offence.
Don't let anyone see you make them, don't save copies on a computer
without a password, and don't abuse chanege machines with a camera or
people near them. This is pretty standard stuff, but it is a very
serious thing if you get caught. Don't worry about after the bills
are in the machine though. If it just happens to a machine once, the
cops seem to ignore it.

At any rate, I hope this helps you get some cash. Have phun!

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\ Getting Around Fortress Security /
\ By: Reaper /
\________Catslash Magazine - Issue 28, November 1998 _________/
''''''''''''''''''File #6 of 13 ''''''''''''''
'''''''''''''

Many people have requested I write a file on hacking the Fortress
security program for Windows 95. I have to admit that I haven't had
much expirience with it, and its all with Windows 95, but I can
provide some help.

For those who don't know, Fortress is a local machine security
program, like Foolproof, except it is far more secure. Fortress is
one of the best programs I have seen. Luckily we can exploit it
through a great security hole known as "Windows 95".

The first thing you have to do is figure out if it is installed, and
what is limited. When it shows the Windows 95 screen press escape. If
you see a line reading something about Fortress Security, then it is
there, if not, its probably some other security program that you are
dealing with. Now when you get to the desktop (you may have to login
to do this) Try to access the 'My Computer' icon. You may also want
to try using the right mouse button on it and selecting 'Open...' In
a lot of school and office networks this will work and you can access
files. If you can't get into 'My Computer', try clicking on other
things on the desktop, like text files, the 'The Internet' icon, the
taskbar, anything. Test your limits and remember them.

Now a little technical info. The Fortress folder itself is invisible.
To find it open up the program 'Sysedit' in the windows\system\
directory on the hard disk (if you can). Look through all the config
files. Autoexec.bat, if I remember right, has the folder in it and
the program name. Go into Notepad and choose open. Type in the path
of this invisible folder (ie. C:\fortress\ or c:\fortress.201\) and
tell it to look for all files (*.*). You will see the files. From the
Notepad open window you can also open these programs and config files
to see what they do. If you want to try to guess at the password,
press CONTROL-SHIFT-TAB. I have actually been able to guess the
password twice on one network, so it is possible.

Now if you have access to 'My Computer', you probably have an account
on that network, even if it is a Guest account. Touching files on the
hard disk is impossible, but on your network disk, if you have write
access (you can save files onto it) you can do some things. To rename
files, create folders, move files, and sometimes delete files from
your network drive go into the Windows directory on the hard disk and
open 'WinFile'. This brings up a Windows 3.1 type file manager. From
here you can perform many basic file operations on a network drive.
BUT BE CAREFUL! Some setups won't allow you to delete executables
(.EXE) once you copy them to a protected drive, and if you copy
something that's not supposed to be there (like Glide) then you can't
remove them.

Now what if you don't have this access to 'My Computer'? Well, there
is a way around that if they still use Internet Explorer 3.
Double-click on the 'Internet' icon and it will open explorer. In the
Location bar type C: . It will give you a list of files and folders
on the hard disk. From here you can open up any folders or programs
you wish. If there is no 'Internet' icon on your desktop, don't
worry! Microsoft has provided more ways to get into MSIE. In Encarta,
Office or any other microsoft programs go under the 'Help' menu and
choose 'Help on the Internet'. This will open up MSIE for you. If
that dosen't work, then you can also use any file open dialog, like
in Notepad, but I've found that in these you can't always access the
hard disk.

So now we have to try to disable Fortress. I still haven't found a
sure way of doing this. Most admins are smart enough, but you can
still try to hold down F5 on startup. The only other way I have found
is to disable older versions with a - command. Get into DOS Prompt or
WinFile. You probably won't be able to get into DOS Prompt (you can
disable COMMAND.COM from being read with Fortress) but if you do it
will be easier. Now open up your invisible Fortress folder. Open up
all the programs inside normally. One (I think its called FGHS.EXE)
will read something about disabling security. In WinFile run it with
the -r parameter. In DOS Prompt, type the name with a space and -r.
If it is old enough it will shut down security. A newer version will
just spit out an error message.

These tips aren't much but it'll get some of you going. Next year
I'll be working on a network with Fortress and I'll probably be able
to write an update. Until then, this will have to do...

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\ A Review of the New Mac OS's /
\ By: Reaper /
\________Catslash Magazine - Issue 28, November 1998 _________/
''''''''''''''''''File #7 of 13 ''''''''''''''
'''''''''''''

Well, for the past while I've been watching the iMac craze and
watching my macs grow older. With this Apple has been busy at work
releasing OS 8.5 and preparing for the release of OS 10 (aka OSX).
Personally, if you are going to upgrade your OS, don't do it yet.

I'll start with Mac OS 8.5. This is Apple's worst move since the Lisa
II. I pirated a copy of this OS to see all the wonders Apple was
promising. What I actually discovered was a headache and an OS
designed for a Mac that isn't mine. The installer was a pain to use.
It needed 10 more MB than it first asked for and wouldn't let me
switch out to trash some files. So I was forced to cancel and restart
with half a system, which didn't start at all. After booting from a
startup CD I finally deleted some stuff and installed the new
software. The xcitment mounted as it restarted. Not the "System 7
innovation"
kind of excitement, but the "OS 8.5 may actually work"
excitement. Well it did, sort of. After crashing several times on
startup, I finally got it working.

OS 8.5 is great graphically. It supports fun little 'schemes' much
like Windows 95, it has a pull down task bar, icons in thousands of
colors, all kinds of neat stuff. The control panels are also a lot
easier to use. But looks aren't everything. The OS just stops every
once in a while and reports that "The Finder has unexpectedly quit",
yeah it sure did. Then Netscape failed to work as well as a few other
programs. No big deal, just upgrade. What really pissed me off though
was my $100 DOS Card inside my computer. Its a nice toy, you hit two
hot keys, and bang, you Mac is a PC. When I start it up in 8.5 all
that faces me is a blank black screen. When I emailed Apple they
simple told me they didn't support their DOS cards anymore. Simple
solution right? In the end I finally trashed OS 8.5 for the more
stable (and DOS card friendly) OS 8.1 and hoped Apple would one day
make an upgrade.

Well, the upgrade did come. I have only good things to say about the
newest OS, OSX. I pirated a beta copy about a week ago, and I was
impressed. The first thing you notice is the smaller system folder.
What was 160MB in 8.5 is now 60MB in OSX. It runs very smoothly, and
was surprisingly stable for a beta version. It is also much more user
friendly. Everything is easy to change and do, and it has improved
graphics too. My DOS card still dosen't work, but at least OSX
informs me of that instead of switching to a blank screen. There were
only a few problem I experienced with the window layering and the
text in some dialogs, but I expect this is because it is a beta copy.

Well thats my review. I guess I just had to get it out because of my
anger over other magazines great reviews of OS 8.5. Like I said, if
you use a Mac, I would seriously wait a while for OS X, it'll at
least be worth the money.

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| ____ ____ |
| The Security Section / __ \___________ /____\ Catslash |
| |(__) _____ _ | | ( ) | Magazine |
| By: Reaper \____/ |_| |_| | || | Issue 28 |
| |______| November, 1998 |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| No time to look for or test trojans this month, so nothing else |
| has been added. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
|==( LEGEND )=======================================================|
| [F]= Fake Trojan - This acts like at trojan but is just a joke. |
| [D]= Disk Modifier - Tries to delete files or erase hard disk. |
| [H]= Hotline Trojan - Allows your Hotline server to be hacked. |
| [!]= Deadly Trojan - Destroys hardware like drives and CPU. |
| [P]= Performance Trojan - Almost harmless, slows down system. |
| [V]= Virus Carrier - Not a trojan, but carries a virus. |
| [I]= Internet Trojan - uses an email or http connection to work. |
| [L]= Logs computers activities for later send/download. |
| [?]= Unknown - Causes random effects or not tested by us. |
|...................................................................|
|=={ Mac }==========================================================|
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Dark Castle [D] 10/98|
|===================================================================|
| Fake version of the game. Replaces System and Finder. Use ResEdit |
| to view DC folder and you will see System and Finder files. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Graphic Accelerator/Graphic Accelerator+ [D][P] 09/98|
|===================================================================|
| Modifies resources of some programs. Eventually it will screw up |
| menus and programs will stop working. When you try to delete it, |
| it will reinstall itself. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| MacOS8.5 Tips&Tricks [D] 09/98|
|===================================================================|
| Trashes system files and then starts trashing random files. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Adaptec Jam 2.5 [D] 09/98|
|===================================================================|
| Trojan versions of this will trash your hard drive. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Trojan Protection.sea/cdlist.txt.sea [H] 09/98|
|===================================================================|
| Beeps when run and creates invisible user 'newguy' on a HL server |
| and also makes alias of hard disk in uploads folder. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Speed Doubler 8.2 [?] 09/98|
|===================================================================|
| Erases your hard disk? |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Norton Utilities 4 Beta [D] 08/98|
|===================================================================|
| Fucks up your hard drive partitions. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Warcraft 2 100%.sit [D] 08/98|
|===================================================================|
| Destroys hard disk structure. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| List.sea [?] 08/98|
|===================================================================|
| Hotline Comm. has issued a few warnings about it. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Mbot Crack/Mbot Patch/m!Bot 1.5 S/N [D] 06/98|
|===================================================================|
| Changes your PPP number and tries to erase your Finder. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Hotline Hacker Trojans [H] 06/98|
|===================================================================|
| Looks like a text file. Makes alias of HD in uploads folder. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Hotline Server 1.2.4 [?] 06/98|
|===================================================================|
| Author was arrested by HL Comm., so copies are rare. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| CDv1.2 [H] 06/98|
|===================================================================|
| A 9k file - same as HL hacker trojans (see above) |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| ForceQue/PSX-Emu 0.01d/Hotline Icon List 8.05 [H] 05/98|
|===================================================================|
| Creates a Hotline user on your server. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| SimpleText Deluxe [V][D] 05/98|
|===================================================================|
| Infects your system file and crashes your computer. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Hotline Server Nuker [P] 05/98|
|===================================================================|
| Creates 200 empty folders. May cause freezes. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Hotline Server Flooder [D] 05/98|
|===================================================================|
| Applescript deletes your Applications folder. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| IPscrew/Macland [I] 05/98|
|===================================================================|
| Opens a banner link and gives some guy money. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| MacOS SuperSpeedBoost [D] 03/98|
|===================================================================|
| Speeds up your OS by deleting important files! |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| HotlineSerial*Generator [V] 03/98|
|===================================================================|
| Notice the * in the name rather than a #. Virus carrier. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| MacOS 8.1 Tips & Tricks.sit [D] 03/98|
|===================================================================|
| Has the MacAddict April issues CD icon. Trashes the Finder. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| admins guide to cracking [D] 03/98|
|===================================================================|
| This is a set of applescripts that trash things. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Hotline Doubler/Softwindows Doubler/Super Doubler/Hotline Crasher/|
| Hotline Hacker/MacNuker/Warcraft 2 Network Cheat/C&N Xmas Issue/ |
| Surprise.sit [F] 03/98|
|===================================================================|
| Pretends to erase your hard disk.Click flashing disk icon to quit.|
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Internet Hacking Tips.txt [D] 02/98|
|===================================================================|
| Applescript that places Finder in the trash and then empties it. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| File Protector 2.02 Installer [V] 02/98|
|===================================================================|
| This is a virus carrier and will kill your system software. Dead. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| EIAS 2.7.5 Patch FULL [D] 02/98|
|===================================================================|
| This trashes your Finder. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Free AOL Account Upgrade [I] 02/98|
|===================================================================|
| Steals your AOL pass and emails to a guy on Hotmail. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Mac OS 8.1 Beta Upgrade Trojan [P] 01/98|
|===================================================================|
| Causes menu problems and a few other things. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Dreamweaver Patch FULL/Office 98beta [k] [D] 01/98|
|===================================================================|
| Trashes your Finder on startup. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Erotica Theatre [P] 01/98|
|===================================================================|
| Makes fake OT scripts and appleguides. Also a few weird folders. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Hotline Helper [L] 01/98|
|===================================================================|
| Installs Invisible Oasis. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Silverlining 6.0 and 6.0.1 Trojan [!] 12/97|
|===================================================================|
| This Trojan will fuck up your hard disk to paperweight status. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Stuffit Deluxe 4.5 Trojan [D] 12/97|
|===================================================================|
| Some versions act like SD but will delete files its compressing! |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| ChinaTalk [D] CLASSIC|
|===================================================================|
| Supposed to be a sound driver but it deletes folders. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| CPro [D] CLASSIC|
|===================================================================|
| Supposed to update Compact Pro but erases mounted disks. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| FontFinder [D] CLASSIC|
|===================================================================|
| Supposed to list fonts in a document but it deletes folders. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Mosiac [D] CLASSIC|
|===================================================================|
| Mangles directory structures. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| New Look [P] CLASSIC|
|===================================================================|
| Modifies the System file so that no vowels can be typed. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Steroid [D] CLASSIC|
|===================================================================|
| Supposed to speed up Quickdraw but mangles directory structure. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Pretty Ladies [D] CLASSIC|
|===================================================================|
| Porno Hypercard stack that erases files while its open. |
|___________________________________________________________________|

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| __________ |
| | ________| ''''''''''''''''''''' |
| | | ' Catslash Magazine ' |
| __| |_____ ' Issue 28 ' |
| | | |_____| ' November, 1998 ' |
| | || |________ ' File 9 of 12 ' |
| | ||__________|onnection ''''''''''''''''''''' |
| | | |
| | |________ |
| |__________|orner |
| |
| By: Reaper |
|___________________________________________________________________|
___________________________________________________________________
| | Smoking Back On School Grounds |
| |=======================================================|
| ___ __ |A set of schoolboard comittees met this month to try to|
||_ |__| |get smoking allowed back on school grounds. At some |
||____|__ |schools like Queen E students have to run across main |
||___ |__| |roads to smoke during break, and almost get hit. The |
| ___||__| |Journal (newspaper) also interviewed students at some |
| All Public|schools and is adding an extra push to make smoking |
| Schools |on grounds legal again. |
|___________|_______________________________________________________|

To give us Conection Corner info e-mail catslash@hotmail.com

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By: Poison Ice
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Since it was Rememberance day here in canada this month, I give
you...

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* Top Ten things I forgot on Rememberance Day *
* (Note: I am just kidding on all counts, REALLY!!) *
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10. What day it was.
9. What "Lest we Forget" meant.
8. Why there wasn't an autoparts store open
anywhere.
7. Who I was supposed to be remembering.
6. Why there was some old war footage was on T.V.
5. Why CNN was still showing Gulf war footage 8 years
later and reporting current iraqi news.
4. Why there was nothing on but memorial shows.
3. Why I should never say "I haven't seen an american run that
fast since Vietnam!"
in New york City.
2. What war I was supposed to be remembering.
1. Why I shouldn't say "I haven't seen a Jew run that fast since
Hitler took poland in '38!!"
in public.

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| ________ |
| / /| | / / /| / / / ''''''''''''''''''''' |
|/ / | | /___ / / |/___ / / ' Catslash Magazine ' |
|\ /__| | / / /__| / /___/ ' Issue 28 ' |
| \ / | | / / / | / / / ' November, 1998 ' |
| \/ | | / /____ | / / / ' File 11 of 12 ' |
| CLASSIFIEDS ''''''''''''''''''''' |
|===================================================================|
|===================================================================|
|DOES ANYBODY KNOW??? |
|'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''|
| I need to phind some info on a couple of people. If you know any |
| FREE websites that I could go to, to get the information then |
| please email me (xcon0@yahoo.com) The information has to be more |
| then adddress/fone #. Thank you!!! |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Playstation Mod Chips |
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| Looking to make your own games from your computer to your |
| playstation? It won't work without a mod chip. To order one email |
| bstoll@usa.net |
|___________________________________________________________________|

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| Other Catslash Information |
|Catslash Magazine """""""""""""""""""""""""" Issue28,November,1998 |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Getting other issues of Catslash |
|...................................................................|
| Catslash is available from: |
| http://smagazine.simplenet.com/catslash |
| Please note that we are no longer distributed through Tripod. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Contacting us: |
|...................................................................|
| *To E-Mail Catslash on the Internet* e-mail: |
| catslash@hotmail.com - All questions/comments are sent to Reaper |
| harrysachz@mailexcite.com - Poison Ice |
| xcon0@yahoo.com - X-Con |
| Conspiracy Guy can be reached at the regular Catslash email. |
| |
| All articles or general questions should be mailed to Reaper. |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| Want to Write for us? |
|...................................................................|
| Catslash needs writers! If you want to place an article in |
| Catslash, send it to us by e-mail. Include your alias and any |
| other information you think is important in your e-mail message. |
| You will receive full credit for your articles. If you want to |
| become a regular writer through e-mail just say so in your message|
| and we can set up a column for you. The only rules we have are: |
| 1. It must be in some way related to anarchy (H/P/A/V/W/C/...) |
| 2. It can't be copied from somebody else's file (without proper |
| credit) |
| 3. It must be suitable for us to publish |
| Send them in! |
|___________________________________________________________________|
| ______________ |
| | / | Catslash Magazine is made with |
| | | / | | '''''''''Macintosh'''''''''''' |
| | / | ''''''''' |
| | /__ | |
| | \____|___/ | |
| |_______|______| |
|___________________________________________________________________|
|~ ~Catslash Magazine is made in Canada! ~ |
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|Don't mess with Canada or we'll kill you. I mean it. |
|___________________________________________________________________|

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Catslash Magazine - Issue 28, November 1998
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/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\Disclaimer/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\
< C.A.T.S. or Catslash Magazine are not responsible for any >
< incidents occuring from this magazine or past issues. This is >
< for informational purposes only and anything described in these >
< files are not meant to be done by the reader. So, if you blow >
< off a body part, we aren't responsible. You are you! >
\________________________________________________________________/

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