Dead Smoking Punx Cable

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· 26 Apr 2019

  

 
        DEAD SMOKING PUNX Bring You: 
        IS YOUR CABLE COMPANY SCREWING YOU? 

                        By: Johnny Rotten 

 
        Recently i read an article, written by a local cable company. 
        Continental Cablevision said that over One quarter of the  
        population of the San Juaquin Valley (1,000,000 est) that  
        own homes have illegal cable hookups.   
        70% of households in The Valley have Hookups. The Cable companies  
        are taking new measures against this.  Sending out patrols looking  
        for illegal lines, and hookups, etc.  This may all seem fine and 
        dandy to normal upstanding dipshit citizen dick, but I have 
        also taken a look recently at what the cable companies and 
        networks have been up to. 

        In the Last few months, many new channels have come on the air, and 
        are being picked up by cable companies around the nation.  The 
        new channels, most of which are made up of spanish, and or religious 
        channels. The only channels i saw that i would consider watching 
        were the sci fi channel and hbo2.  Yet, regardless of if you 
        want the new channels, or even pay for the new premium channels 
        you have to pay around 3-10 dollars extra a month just because 
        the cable companies got these shitty new channels.  

        Now, i dont know about anyone else, but along with thier annual  
        (roughly) 10% increase in price, it looks to me like the 
        cable companies are ripping us off.  There are alternatives. 
        Fuck thier propoganda, they arent loosing anything because of 
        these illegal cable hookups, they are making so much it just  
        fucking makes roll on the floor laughing, wondering what loonatics 
        could do with all that cash... 

        Anyway, just trying to alert anyone out there who gives a shit. 
        Until Later.. 

 
                                                -rotten 

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        Dark Phiber, and everyone...