Impulse Lameality 01

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· 26 Apr 2019

  

 
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        $$           impulse lameality press no. 001 - at war with iR. 
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     $$ $$                  "SCREW THAT! Angstmonster forever!" 
     $$ $$                           written by gir 
     $$ $$                          released 04/10/03 
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Some of you might be thinking and then again some of you my be braindead.   
Either way, what's angstmonster doing starting a war with Impulse Reality?   
Why do we gotta playa hate like that?  Well if anyone is playa hatin', it's  
certainly not the thuggish brutes and original hamsters of the angstmonster  
crew.  IT IS IN FACT LINEAR HIMSELF! DON'T BELIEVE ME?  TRY THESE 0DAY INSTANT 
MESSANGER LOGS ON FOR SIZE! 

	its linear: yo, i haven't finished reading all of 24, but i have read  
	enough to let you know that in the next iR batch release (coming soon), 
	we shall be declaring war on you. 

        i am not gir: on what grounds? 

	its linear: On the grounds that you attempt to call for peace within  
	the textfile scene. We see peace as a direct threat to the iR /anada  
	war. And as we feel we have neutralized _anada_ for the time being, it  
	is within our scope to venture elsewhere for war and ascii bloodshed! 

        i am not gir: man fuck that 
	 
	i am not gir: make ascii not war 
        
        its linear: lines such as "IT'S NEVER TOO LATE PEOPLE!  HOW MANY MORE  
	LIVES ARE WE GOING TO LOSE TO TEXTFILE RIVALRY!?! "  and  "IT STOPS  
	HERE!  JOIN WITH ME IN A BAN ON VIOLENCE IN TEXTFILES AND TOGETHER WE  
	MIGHT FORGE A MIGHTY PEACEFUL WORLD WHERE LOVERS OF THE ASCII YOUNG  
	AND OLD MAY GET DOWN IN ALL SORTS OF FUNKY WAYS..." have greatly  
	offended us iRians! 

Presented to us in the preceeding conversation is a very violent and confused 
linear.  Our sources show that linear has long since stopped taking his  
medication and is now considered a very dangerous individual!  DO NOT TRY TO 
FEED HIM WHATEVER YOU DO! 

That said, let's talk about this "war" which will change the entire face of the 
current textscene. 

Rather than devote all of its resources to the effort, angstmonster has formed 
impulse lameality which will draw on the resources of angstmonster, Cheese 'N  
Crackers, TURD, and anyone else who may wish to join us in keeping peace among 
the Textfile Community. 

 
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           the clever thing to do here would be to take it like a man.   
                             (in the poop shoot, that is) 
                         http://www.angstmonster.org/txt/il 
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