Information Express of Helter Skelter 006

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· 26 Apr 2019

  

iXHS - information express of helter skelter                              

'no funky ascii. no funky words. just information' 

issue 6 
about video rental scam 
by syanide 
                               
                               
                              "Rent to own." 
         
        Well, this is the first file that I have written that should be  
of any quality.  I wrote for FLaK 9 and 17.  Both of my articles sucked.  I 
hope for this one to be quite different.  It is hard to think of something to 
write for 'zines.  I am going to write a little video rental scam.   
        Out here in 303(Colorado,) we have a very known chain of video rental  
stores called "Blockbuster Video."  They also have a chain of "Blockbuster 
Music" stores.  They sell music.  The only different thing about this store 
is they allow you to listen to the album you are interested in before you  
buy it.  This makes it extremely easy to stick the album in your pocket, 
but I won't get into this.  This is about video rental. 
        The video rental stores out here (most of which are Blockbuster)  
give a "Rental Card."  These cards are a cheap piece of paper that has your 
last info on it, and is laminated.  When you get your card, they ask you for 
all your information (via phone numbers, full names, addresses, etc) so they 
can get ahold of you if your video/video game/whatever is late.  These cards 
are not "charge cards" or anything.  You still have to pay 3.50 for the video 
or whatever you are renting.  The card is just to verify that they can get 
ahold of you, and you are not planning on keeping the videos because it will 
cost you. 
        There are many ways to get these cards.  You can either find one, 
make one of your own, with all fake information given, or use an invisible 
one (via "I forgot my card at home, my last name is _______".)  Now, let's  
get onto renting to own. 
        Either find a card, make one, or get all of a local renters  
information, and memorize it.  Walk into your local video store, grab  
everything you want.  We'll say you grab Pamela Andersons latest video, 
and 6 of the newest Super Nintendo games.  Walk up to the counter, and lay 
the money on the table with the card on top (it would help to memorize the 
info on the card as well, because at most times when they scan the card, they 
will say "Shalong?" (Shalong being your first name) and you just say "Yes" to 
confirm that your name is in fact "Shalong.")  But it is possible that they 
may ask you more, so be ready to answer it without thinking.  If you are just  
planning on "forgetting your card at home," you will need to know more than 
just your first name.  You will need to know your last name as well.  Just 
go up and say "I forgot my card at home, my last name is Shmuck," and they 
will most likely say something like "Shalong?" and you'll simply confirm your 
name with a "Yes, ma'am."  Again, it could be helpful to memorize all of the 
persons information. 
        This is not very hard.  I think you will all understand what is going 
on here.  To sum this up, I would have to say that the point of this would be 
to buy a video game for 3.50 (or whatever the rental price is) rather than 
60 bucks or so.  You have now officially "rented to own." 

                                        -Syanide 

        I can be reached on Fluid BBS 3o3/460.9632 for questions, comments 
and complaints. 

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