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 · 26 Apr 2019

  

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File #007: Cheese Party! (By Nyarlathotep) °
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[Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain! house party! -jh]

Have you ever been bored with nothing to do? Have you ever
called your friends, and then all been bored sitting around together?
Well, my friend, I think I have the solution to your problems. What is
this divine solution you say, well, the answer is... the Cheeze Party.
We all love cheeze, I mean, cheeze is made of MiLK (and mold,
but we can pretend to forget that cant we?) so it has to be good. Well,
as the name implies cheeze is the most important ingredient to a
sucessful cheeze party. The more types the merrier, you should have each
guest bring one variety of cheeze. Suggested varieties include:
American, Swiss, Muenster, Brick, Colby, Chedder, Gouda, Bleu, LAUGHING
COW!, and the immortal limburger. Some people leave out the last one,
but personally, I think no cheeze party can be complete withough it.
Ok, now we have the cheeze, but there are some other things that
we need to get. First of all, Yak liver is an important thing for every
party. Of course, we all know the problem that it taked 42 yakes to get
one yak liver. But I think the end result is well worth the expense. And
the other important thing is Indian Dancing Girls. Indian Dancing Men
can be subsituted in a pinch, but I believe that this ingredient is very
important, as you need quality entertainment.
Now that we have all the ingredient, we must get everyting in
order. Put out all the cheezes, preferably each on its own tray, along
with an assortment of crackers, cause who can resist cheeze and
crackers? Make a seperate tray of the yak liver. Never mix the cheeze
and Liver on the same tray. Make sure to label everything.
Now, set the dancer up on the opposite side of the room, start
music, and begin to party. Remember, its considered good manners to try
each cheeze at least once, but after that you can stick with your
favorites.
I hope you find this method of fun and excitement useful, and
remember it next time you are bored.


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³ MiLK & TeA Sights: ³
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³ The Obloid Sphere 41:708/1 [708]965-3098 [Illinoizze] ³
³ The Land of Rape and Honey 41:609/1 [609]698-1358 [New Jarsee] ³
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³ Note: These are the only two MiLK & TeA sights to date. There are like ³
³ 10,000 other boards supposedly ready to be milk and tea sights, but until ³
³ I get the news that say they are ready to distribute, They'll remain ³
³ unlisted. -Jamesy ³
³ ³
³ An udder note: The addresses listed above are for [LaMENeT], The offical ³
³ net of M&T. You can reach the editors of M&T through the boards listed ³
³ above with LaMENeT Addresses. Whoomp, there it is. ³
³ ³
³ .nfo: File: #007 Author: Nyarlathotep ³
³ Size: 4081 Bytes Title: "Cheese Party!" ³
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