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n y q u i l
* nyquil issue number two *
here we go with issue two of nyquil. in this issue we have recluse and
pericles doing a very funny escapade in #chinese. i was very happy to
see someone submit, and hope many more will follow. a little info on
our policy, we release every three days, and are currently not taking
sites or hq's of any kinds. however that does not mean that we will not
be taking sites etc. in the near future. so sit back and enjoy nyquil
number two...
-pale
* this logged account has been edited for you the viewer *
- Done by: recluse
- Assisted by: Pericles (who plays the part of Doongah, the loyal follower)
/ Well, in this little sharade I pulled off for NyQuil, I pretend to be
the Emperor of China (going by the nick of "bockla", the Phillipino word
for bitch) in the channel #chinese... /
IRC log started Sat May 27 00:22
*** Logging to irc.log is now ON
*** bockla (Modeus@cris.com) has joined channel #chinese
<Duungah> Si..
<Artemis> *yawn*
*** Bunnymen (sii@clark.net) has joined channel #chinese
*** DOKKEN- has left channel #chinese
<Duungah> Say it!
-<bockla>- Hello my loyal followers... I am the emperor of China.
<Doongah> Hello, masta.
<Doongah> Hajume!
*** Terano (bhlee@roosevelt.ecn.uoknor.edu) has joined channel #chinese
-<bockla>- This is my first visit to to the "InterNet". It seems like a
pleasant place.
*** Jaydeman (emorysng@tempest.Berkeley.EDU) has joined channel #chinese
<Doongah> Masta, I am honered to meet you, and to be in your prescense. Your english is
very good, masta.
*** TiGerX (myoung@haven.ios.com) has joined channel #Chinese
*** Kinco (C1140252@bcitvm.bcit.bc.ca) has joined channel #chinese
*** ice (~lmoy2@ICARUS.CC.UIC.EDU) has joined channel #chinese
*dude* be careful, too much irc and you will be an addict like the rest of us.
....many late nights!!!
*** Rayy (~hbhlt029@huey.csun.edu) has joined channel #chinese
*** Terano (bhlee@roosevelt.ecn.uoknor.edu) has joined channel #chinese
-<bockla>- Doongah: Ah, a loyal follower! How would you like to visit China
some day? Or do you live there now?
*** c0ffee (~etsun@bigdog.engr.arizona.edu) has joined channel #chinese
*** abc (fbap4167@leonis.nus.sg) has joined channel #chinese
*** Flotatio (graywolf@hiway1.exit109.com) has joined channel #chinese
<Doongah> bock : I live america. Chinatown! Doongah Jufah! Chinamen
are friends. I know chinamen. Chinatown good.
-<bockla>- I could have my ambassador arrange to have some of you InterNet
people flown over to my palace.
*** cyclop (R85CC@cunyvm.cuny.edu) has joined channel #chinese
*** niss (~niss@stc1.carleton.ca) has joined channel #chinese
*** Doris (dorisw@alfred1.u.washington.edu) has joined channel #chinese
<Doris> hi all
*** XSi (~enigma@unix.infoserve.net) has joined channel #chinese
-<bockla>- Hello Doris, I am the emperor of China.
<Doris> bockla u really?
-<bockla>- Yes Doris.
<Doongah> Que da who voy asar!
* Doongah bows to bockla.
<Doris> bockla ahahah...where r u?
*** TiGerX (myoung@haven.ios.com) has joined channel #chinese
* bockla bows to the InterNet people.
<Doongah> Bockla : may I show you around the internet, master?
*** DOKKEN- (~xsxiong@CCVAX.Fullerton.EDU) has joined channel #chinese
<Doongah> Bockla : this is what we call IRC, Internet Relay Chat, master.
-<bockla>- Doris I will be flying to Zaire next Saturday. I am currently
residing in Washington D.C. as a guest of the president.
*** MorKAT (u8116076@ccsun26.cc.nctu.edu.tw) has joined channel #Chinese
*** YanYan (lli@mickey.cariboo.bc.ca) has joined channel #chinese
*** Faith (~jxeyu@ouray.cudenver.edu) has joined channel #chinese
*Doongah* say yer a relative of Chaing Kai Shek or Mao Zedong or Sun-Yat-Sen
*** kolors (~st932gn4@dunx1.ocs.drexel.edu) has joined channel #chinese
*** JackW (HWANG@vm.ucc.uconn.edu) has joined channel #chinese
*Doongah* currently flying next sunday eh?
-> *Duungah* Mao Zendong.
*** niss (~niss@stc1.carleton.ca) has joined channel #chinese
<Doongah> Hajume!
<DOKKEN-> shit this is so fucken boring
-<bockla>- Me and my people are discussing trade policies at the moment.
<Jul1> get off dokken, no one likes or appreciates your language
-<bockla>- DOKKEN- such languange around royalty such as myself. Perhaps this
InterNet isn't so friendly as I thought it to be.
*** Rayy (~hbhlt029@huey.csun.edu) has joined channel #chinese
<Doongah> Bock : this is an evil channel master. Please follow me.
*** Doongah has left channel #chinese
*** icetea (slinky@r-node.io.org) has joined channel #chinese
*** kwpan (~kwpan@temasek.teleview.com.sg) has joined channel #chinese
<DOKKEN-> bockla: hey who the hell are you...,
<DOKKEN-> hell no this is irc shit
*** Ashura (ashura@dopey.cc.utexas.edu) has joined channel #chinese
*** Duungah (periclez@netcom12.netcom.com) has joined channel #chinese
<Duungah> Doon gah!
-<bockla>- DOOKEN- do you know who I am? I am the emperor of China.. You
will stop this foolishness and bow before me.
*** Zircon (sshuang@soda.CSUA.Berkeley.EDU) has joined channel #chinese
* Doongah bows.
*** Marty (It'syourjo@ppp044-stdkn2.ulaval.ca) has joined channel #chinese
*** AcuraNSX (~Life@slip-9-2.ots.utexas.edu) has joined channel #chinese
*** G-Funk (sing@bach.seattleu.edu) has joined channel #chinese
<DOKKEN-> bockla: and shit at your face? hell no sorry ... NOT!!! HAHAHAH
*** tock (ayh4003@IS2.NYU.EDU) has joined channel #chinese
-<bockla>- Doongah: You will be rewarded greatly for your loyalty.
*** cutie (~TAM@acad.wit.edu) has joined channel #chinese
* Doongah defends the master. Die Dokken!
*** niss (~niss@stc1.carleton.ca) has joined channel #chinese
*** cats (mqt3592@IS.NYU.EDU) has joined channel #chinese
*** kwpan (~kwpan@temasek.teleview.com.sg) has joined channel #chinese
<ice> DOOKEN: don't give that shit!!!!
-<bockla>- DOKKEN- You will pay dearly for those remarks.
<DOKKEN-> BOCKLA: THE EMPOROR IS DEAD HAHAHAAH WE CHOPPED HIS HEAD OFF LONG
B4 GOD CREATE THIS SHIT HOE
*** lele (yayu@137.154.170.80) has joined channel #chinese
<Jul1> dokken you've got a major problem
-<bockla>- Doongah see to it DOOKEN- is tracked down and caned.
*** Zircon (sshuang@soda.CSUA.Berkeley.EDU) has joined channel #chinese
<DOKKEN-> jul1: what???? he started whti all this crap hahahah emporor my ass
<ice> DOKKEN: no one wants to bow....we don't care...
*** God (eabu3108@taurus.oac.uci.edu) has joined channel #chinese
-<bockla>- DOKKEN- I have taken over the throne. You silly boy, don't you
read the newspaper?
<DOKKEN-> uce: hehehe me not going to bow..helkll not even to god himself
*** KuaM (~lor@pentacle.cslab.uwlax.edu) has joined channel #chinese
-<bockla>- Such disloyalty!!!! I am outraged.
<Doongah> Yes, master.
<Doongah> Hajume!
* Doongah yells the battle cry of the ancients..
*** Lyzzard (~tterence@merlion.singnet.com.sg) has joined channel #chinese
<Doongah> DOOOOOOOOOON GAHHHHHH!
-<bockla>- Doongah see to it I never visit this InterNet place again. The
rudest people gather here.
<ice> dokken: is it bockla wants people tp bow him???
<Doongah> Yes, master. Shall we live, master?
*** Rayy (~hbhlt029@huey.csun.edu) has joined channel #chinese
-<bockla>- ice That would be approprite. I am Chinese royalty.
*** yjs (~jsyang@140.126.5.1) has joined channel #chinese
<Doongah> Master : Sorry! Please, forgive me master. Typing error. USA
keyboards bewilder me.
*** ylee (ylee@jove.acs.unt.edu) has joined channel #chinese
*** TiGerX (myoung@haven.ios.com) has joined channel #chinese
<Doongah> Master : Shall we exit this cursed place?
-<bockla>- Doongah Yes, let us be off loyal servant.
*** Doris (dorisw@alfred1.u.washington.edu) has joined channel #chinese
<DOKKEN-> bockla: hahahah there is no newspaper... since you become the call
claimed emporor...you screwed all the people of their living and earnings
that they used all the newspaper to wipe their ass with...cuz you use all
their toilet paper wiping your own ass hahahahahaha
*** anni_ (annie@nguyenh.RHN.ORST.EDU) has joined channel #chinese
*** icetea (slinky@r-node.io.org) has joined channel #chinese
<Doongah> What the fuck? Who the fuck are you? you're a liar!
<Doongah> DOON GAH!
<Doongah> JU FA!
-<bockla>- DOKKEN- You are a disgrace to my people. I pray I never see you
again.
<ice> bockla: we r not ur people...so don't give us that shit!!!!!
*** Linsey (~sfc1918@grace-fddi.isc.rit.edu) has joined channel #chinese
*** natural (~DAEHC@cunyvm.cuny.edu) has joined channel #chinese
*** Faith (~jxeyu@ouray.cudenver.edu) has joined channel #chinese
-<bockla>- ice By God YOU will bow to me!
-<bockla>- Now I must be off.. enough of this nonsense.
*** bockla has left channel #chinese
IRC log ended Sat May 27 00:34
-- editors notes --
there has been a little rucus over the idea that i ripped the idea for irc
captures from a group call " k-lined ". i would like to make it clear to
k-lined and everyone else that i did not attempt to rip the idea. i hope we
can release in peace with each other.
* end of issue two *
