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nyquil Issue 4
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² nyquil number four, the first duo issue. ²
* nyquil issue number four *
in this, the first duo issue of nyquil, we bring you two great
performances. the first from mistawho, who pretends to be a KKK
member in #black. the second from deathbringer who does a spectacular
job of being a new irc user who is getting flashed. both captures
were fairly small so i put them together for the first ever duo.
the submissions have been coming in large numbers lately. there are
a few key things i would like to see in the submissions. i would
like to see a creative plot, a lengthy log, and a fairly neat log.
i am more than happy to go through and edit anything you give me.
the editing is up to you though, but again, i am very willing to
edit them. keep the submissions coming!
-pale
* this logged account has been edited for you the viewer *
OPNOTES *** K_K_K (~mistawho@godfather.cyberquest.com) has joined channel
#black
*** Topic for #black: "LATE NIGHT QUIET NIGHT ON #BLACK"
<K_K_K> Let's see how long it takes me to get killed
<player> what yall wanna talk about
<player> kkk what?
<SweetLuv> kkk get the f*ck out!
<K_K_K> Hmmm, guess you can't kick me, hahahahahahahahahahahaha
<K_K_K> you mean fuck?
*Lars* Haahahaaa
<K_K_K> Hello?
<K_K_K> Is this just about the color black? Or just about a lot of black
people?
<pfuzz> whats up with kkk?
<Sunspot> bring on that amuniton
<K_K_K> eYE aM fORREST, fORREST gUMP
<K_K_K> yOU aLL wANNA kNOW hOW eYE gOT mY nAME?
<K_K_K> My momma told me that my great great grandpa started this club called
the KKK, and they went around hanging something callled coons from
trees
*Lars* hahahha
*SweetLuv* fuck you you sorry PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!
<K_K_K> *SweetLuv* fuck you you sorry PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!
<K_K_K> Geee, I lub you too
<player> I am from Montreal, canada! and u where r u?
<player> i got one more thursday then my relatives is comin to get me
<K_K_K> We hang Canadians too
<K_K_K> eh, hosehead?
<SweetLuv> kkk: you couldn't f*ck me with that 1 inch penis of yours
<K_K_K> SweetLuv : It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it
<punches> you are so damn TIRED YOU DAMN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<pfuzz> kkk: us black people are actually using a type of vernacular that only
black people can understand...so fuck off
<K_K_K> Us whitie's had to get real used to that
<K_K_K> pfuzz : Oh, so it's... Like, a black thing, right?
<player> kkk is a punk don't trip,
<SweetLuv> kkk: with that small mind of yours you wouldn't know how to use it
if it came with instructions
<player> kkk is a greek homo
<K_K_K> SweetLuv : Well, yes I can, cause my momma told me everything I need
to know!
<Sunspot> KKK: why do you want bring such a disturbed manner on the net
<K_K_K> I am greek, so what?
<Gmath> c-ya all! fuck u kkk
<player> kkk, you's a fake ass fool
<punches> That figures! Just listen to you!!!!!!
<SweetLuv> kkk: I should have known that you were an inbred piece of shit!
<K_K_K> Sunspot : Just wnated to to see what it was like in here
<K_K_K> INBREEDERS
*Lars* hahahh
<K_K_K> I am one of them
<K_K_K> My sister and I, ooooh, watch out, we get things going
<K_K_K> player : I'm not a fake.. I'm the real white thing
<punches> In this case mother dosen't Know SHIT!!!!!!!!!
*** Kevr requested finger information for you.
*Lars* its just funny to sit back and watch :)
<pfuzz> goodnight kkk....u are sounding real tired
<K_K_K> wHITE pOWER fOR tHE gREEKS
*** Kevr pinged you.
-Kevr- Initiating DCC Chat (204.92.48.18)
*** DCC CHAT (Kevr) request received from Kevr
*** Kevr is Kevr.io.or@dyna-18.net7a.io.org (Kevr)
*** on channels: #black
*** on irc via server irc.io.org (Internex Online)
<<< Mail Bomb that address, thank you - mistawho >>>
<player> hahahaha you are funny, white, ohh you must have a penis problen
<Lars> NO CARRIER
*** Signoff: Lars (EOF From client)
<K_K_K> I don't have a penis problem, the dick pump and I work out quite well
<SweetLuv> kkk: go to #shitface where you belong and get your mother to fuck
you in the ASS.
<Sunspot> KKK: but you use one of the most hated organizations as a nick and
make racist references
<pfuzz> sweetluv: ooh...such language!!! i love it
<K_K_K> SweetLuv : But but, my mother isn't a herm, so she can't do that to
me, do you want me to ask her to wear a strap on?
<K_K_K> Plus, the KKK is just an organization for white folks, nothing more
really
<robo53> What with kkk is it for real or a joke?
<K_K_K> robo53 : wtf do you think fucknut?
<punches> What do u look like?
<Sunspot> KKK: actually your refered to blacks not having good grammar
<K_K_K> Sunspot : So? Can't help it if I point out the truth
* intermission *
even though that was the second episode in #black i decided to
release it in this issue. it was rather small but does well on
content. to point out something, nyquil does not like to release
issues dealing with only one or two channels. the more channels
we have fun in, the better.
* resuming nyquil four *
* this logged account has been edited for you the viewer *
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Deathbringer's Notation: Basically I went to #chatzone on the undernet and
pretended to be flashed and be a first time user. You'll get the idea.
(My nick is `tyler'). I also waited around here and massflashed everyone
a few times before I started shit so that a few people would share the
same problem.
My crap is indented with one space and messages to me are in *starz*.
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<tyler> Ahh... what's going on???
<tyler> Something just happened to my screen?
<tyler> HELP!
<tyler> I can't SEE!
<NoW> tyler, what's wrong with it?
<NoW> tyler, you don't see anything?
<hernan> My screen too
<tyler> I can't see anything! Everything is garbled!
<QI> flashed?
<hernan> yea
<NoW> sounds bad...
<tyler> What's going on? HELP!
<Kelse> Tyler: check your terminal emulation
<NoW> Qi, help the guy out. :)
<NoW> I think the only thing we can do is kick him.
<QI> signoff and type "mesg n"
<JackS> someone was trying to flash huh
<tyler> What's going on?!?!?!
<tyler> HELP!
*[Kelse:RENEE@tstc.edu]* relog
*[SueFish:sufi@gate.net]* try typing /clear
<Pablo> tyler: try kicking your monitor
*[QI:oj123az@indirect.com]* WHATS WRONG?
<Pablo> :)
<tyler> Now things are beeping! I can't see anything. There aren't any
letter's here! HELP!
*[Kelse:RENEE@tstc.edu]* relog
<Baby> chill tyler
<Pablo> beeping ???
<NoW> tyler.... poor guy... I feel sory for him.
<tyler> Ahh! HELP!
<tyler> HELP!!!!!!!!
<sushi> ok tyler
<Kelse> he's getting msg's
<jazz> i have the same problem too
*[QI:oj123az@indirect.com]* SIGNOFF AND TYPE "MESG N" IN LOWERCASE
<tyler> Ahh..
<tyler> QI: How do I signoff? This is my first time here?
<tyler> HELP!
<sushi> tyler:?
<hernan> tyler:why dont connext again
<tyler> HELP!!!!
*[Kelse:RENEE@tstc.edu]* you got it fixed?
*[QI:oj123az@indirect.com]* TYPE SIGNOFF
<tyler> SIGNOFF
<tyler> TYPE SIGNOFF
<tyler> HELP!
<tyler> This isn't working!!!
<sushi> tyler :??????/
<QI> NO: /SIGNOFF
<Blah> lower case tyler :)
<NoW> should we kick him?
<tyler> /SIGNOFF
<NoW> he can't see anything
<NoW> why are you telling him what to do? he can't see anything
<tyler> /SIGNOFF
*[buddha:gwong@psych.uiuc.edu]* no spaces.
<jazz> tyler:i have the same problem too..nothing shows when i type..
<Kelse> HEY ANY OP: kick Tyler off so he can relog...his modem switched to
TTY and he needs to have it reset
<tyler> /SIGNOFF
<QI> i think they can see caps..
<Pablo> tyler : try buying a new computer :)
<tyler> HELP! I CAN"T SEE! What's wrong with this? This sucks!
<Pablo> you can use your old one in many ways
<NoW> Kelse, we are only chops. that takes an IRCop
*** You have been kicked off channel #chatzone by Y`zor (Y`zor)
*** tyler (thutton@ccnet3.ccnet.com) has joined channel #chatzone
*[Kelse:RENEE@tstc.edu]* RELOG and it will fix!
<jazz> IT'S NOT THE COMPUTER..I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM TOO..
*[Y`zor:dwood@dialin.iupui.edu]* Sorry...
<imran> its a virus attack
<tyler> Someone PAHLEEEEEEESE HELP ME!
*[buddha:gwong@psych.uiuc.edu]* geez. bad week.
<Baby> imran?
<tyler> AHHH!
*** Mode change "+b *!*thutton*@*.ccnet.com" on channel #chatzone by buddha
<tyler> AHHHHH!
*** You have been kicked off channel #chatzone by buddha (buddha)
*** #chatzone Sorry, cannot join channel. (Banned from channel)
-- editors notes --
nyquil is looking for some good ascii artists. i have no need for
ansi at this time. obviously any form of art will be welcomed, but
ascii especially. i have a great need for more ascii's. a site would
not be far off for a few good quality ascii's.
* end of issue four *
