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nyquil Issue 1
* nyquil issue number one *
it will not take too long to explain the purpose of this group so listen
up. all we do is go into irc channels and log practical jokes. this first
issue happens to be me in #black pretending to be the reverend jesse
jackson. nyquil will be released every three to four days, so feel very
free to log a joke and submit it. as far as rules and sites go, there are
really none. maybe later on more regulations etc. will be made, but for
now i just want to spit nyquil's out every few days. so please submit
something, only takes a minute.
- pale
* this logged account has been edited for you the viewer *
<jesse> so are you, my brothers going to vote for me this year?
<jesse> i need to know i can have your support.
<jesse> i am the reverend jesse jackson
<jesse> this irc thing is very new to me
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<jesse> i am pleased to see some brothers on it
<jesse> help me out, because we need to stick together
<Gmath> how r u jesse?
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<jesse> gmath - do i have your vote for president this year?
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<jesse> i am running again
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<jose> What is the problem with the blaklife channel?
<porsha> jesse hi
<jesse> by the way, for those of you who do not know, this is the reverend
jesse jackson
<Jaye> ]/part #black
<Gmath> jesse: I have to know your policy first!!
<porsha> this is not you why are you playing?
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<jesse> gmath - i am for abortion.
[Nubngdss:mikpi1@umbc.edu] Huey is dead's
<jesse> i support our negro college's
<shawna> jesse thats it?
<jose> Geena you are on the foul side
<-[Nubngdss]-> it symbolizes our struggle for freedom
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<Gmath> jesse: u mean u r pro-choice?
<jesse> gmath - yes i am.
[Nubngdss:mikpi1@umbc.edu] Hmmmm... much respects
[Jaye:JMOST@delphi.com] sup be a good president
<jesse> gmath - anything i can do to reassure you that i will be a good
president
<-[Jaye]-> hello there.
<-[Nubngdss]-> thank you brother
[Nubngdss:mikpi1@umbc.edu] Sister..
<Gmath> jesse: woman should have choice! that's pretty fair! where u from
jesse?
<-[Nubngdss]-> sorry! i am glad to see you on the superhighway.
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<jesse> i am jesse jackson.
<shawna> I don't believe this is jesse jackson!
<jesse> please tell me a little bit about yourselves
<porsha> no you are not
<jesse> shawna - and why not?
<porsha> you should be ashamed of yourself
[Gmath:br1s@McGill.CA] I don't believe it!! prove me!!
[Nubngdss:mikpi1@umbc.edu] It's cool.. but takes up time:)
<-[Gmath]-> how can i prove it to you brother?
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<-[Nubngdss]-> good to see people like us rising out of the shadows! keep it
up!
<jesse> panther!
<shawna> because you want to know if you got our votes, but give us only two
issues that you will be supporting in the presidential campaign...
there has to be more that you will be supporting...
<jesse> i am assuming you are a black panther follower
[Gmath:br1s@McGill.CA] there is one way: tell me if jesse went to Haiti or
not?
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[Nubngdss:mikpi1@umbc.edu] Hmmmm... you seem very.. I don't know?
<porsha> jessie you are a flook ....
<jesse> this is my first time on the information superhighway and i am trying
to reach our culture as it is here ....
<-[Nubngdss]-> please, tell me
[Gmath:br1s@McGill.CA] did u get what I just said?
[Nubngdss:mikpi1@umbc.edu] I don't know kind of.. stately.. you give off that
vibe
<-[Gmath]-> no, i am sorry, what did you say to me
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<-[Nubngdss]-> well thank you kindly sister. i appreciate the compliment
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<jesse> lovesexy - how are you tonight?
[Nubngdss:mikpi1@umbc.edu] you much welcome:)
[Gmath:br1s@McGill.CA] prove me u r the J.jackson by telling if J.Jackson went
to Haiti or not!!
<LoveSexy> i'm alright jesse and u?
<-[Gmath]-> i believe i went there once, on vacation.
<jesse> lovesexy - i am doing quite well this evening.
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<jesse> lovesexy - i am here to try and gain some speed in the up and coming
elections
<jesse> i hope i have most of your votes
<LoveSexy> jesse: that's good!
<-[Gmath]-> i was arrested once, yes.
<porsha> okay jesse why are you portraying someone you aren't?
<jesse> porsha - what are you trying to say?
<jesse> i am jesse jackson
<jesse> who do you think i am porsha?
<jesse> please tell me
<porsha> jesse i am trying to say you are not for real.
[Gmath:br1s@McGill.CA] In this case I think u might be the real Jesse!! I have
a lot to tell ya!!
<shawna> shes trying to say that you are not the reverend jesse jackson...
<jesse> is there nothing you people want to discuss?
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<jesse> porsha - i am shocked. but i was told people like you would be on the
information superhighway
<jesse> porsha - that is too bad.
<-[Gmath]-> please, go on. i am ready to listen
[hwa:hwa@community.net] are you really jesse jackson?
[Kelman:ez048799@ucdavis.edu] Welcome
<afro> jesse: when were you born ?m/d/y/
<-[hwa]-> why yes i am, and who are you brother/sister?
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<-[Kelman]-> thank you.
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<porsha> well jesse obviously you are here to and if you claim who you say uou
Care you need to prepare yourself for that caimpaign you know you have
lost twice
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<jesse> porsha - i have many plans to change things in my policy as well as my
campaign
[hwa:hwa@community.net] I am a brother my brother do you support the black
panthers?
<jesse> porsha - i am here to take suggestions.
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<porsha> jesse well instead of being on here why don't you start to get ready
for the elections?
<-[hwa]-> i do, but not to a great degree because some people do not like
them, and i am sure you know politics
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<porsha> jesse you should already have suggestions.
<shawna> I don't think that you should be on the net trying to get votes...I
think you should be educating us on your policies then try and take
it from there
[hwa:hwa@community.net] I belive it is you for some reason..I do
<jesse> porsha - i am glad to get your input, please go on...
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[Gmath:br1s@McGill.CA] First why don't u teach young black men to stay in
schol? why don't u say to them that freedom means
education? i am glad to hear from you.
<-[hwa]-> well you should brother, i am glad to hear from you.
<shawna> hazardous some guy on here says hes the reverend jesse jackson...
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<-[Gmath]-> brother, i do. but i am sure you know politics, you may believe
something but for the sake of voters you need to make small
comprimises sometimes to get the real issues pushed. can you
understand?
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<jesse> shawna - you do not believe me?
[Gmath:br1s@McGill.CA] how guys like Michael Jackson leaves his own brothers
in U.S and in Haiti and in Africa, and went eastern
europe to help?
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[hwa:hwa@community.net] I think that if you are elected you will be
assasinated because there are many ignorant people out
there..are you afraid of that...I would be I think the
first non-white presiden will have to go through a
lot...Do you know I colen Powel is going
<shawna> No, jesse I do not believe it. Why am I suppose to you haven't given
me sound evidence that you are what you say you are...
[hwa:hwa@community.net] to run for pres
<-[hwa]-> yes i am aware of that, and i also feel very sure of my safety. i am
confident that i can give blacks a good name by being a good
president
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[Gmath:br1s@McGill.CA] u should say to rich black men( sportsmen) to do
someting for the black kids in the getho..
[hwa:hwa@community.net] what do you mean a good name?
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[Gmath:br1s@McGill.CA] the fucken dope is killing our people! do something!!
<jesse> i am very sorry to announce that i need to leave.
<Force> bye jesse
<jesse> i have enjoyed your feedback, and my secretary has logged all the
messages so i can use them for future reference
<Gmath> bye jesses
[hwa:hwa@community.net] what do you mean a good name..?
<Gmath> bye jesse
<Jaye> cya jesse
<jesse> i have enjoyed greatly conversing with you and hope to see you all
soon.
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-- editors notes ---
you may not have thought that was funny at all. if you feel that way then
by all means make your own. i am very free with releases, so go out do me.
* end of issue one *
