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Philz Lap Issue 01
Philz Lap -- Issue One
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"Phil Makes a Move on Katie"
+ by an anonymous source
*soybeanB* stock up on your butter
[soybean] haha
[soybean] there is a BUTTER SHORTAGE
[soybean] oh owen
-> *soybeanB* i know. that's the craziest thing i've ever heard
[soybean] i should share with you what happened with murmur last night
[soybean] butter is the one thing that shoudl always be around
[soybean] hahaha
[soybean] hopefully not!@
[soybean] but:
[soybean] i got bored last night so i demanded he tell me a story
-> *soybeanB* there's always soy butter
[soybean] so he talked about academic bowl in high school for awhile
-> *soybeanB* yeah
[soybean] soy!
[soybean] and so anyway
[soybean] he started telling me that i have all this potential and i
can do
amazing things
[soybean] but i really need to do something with it
[soybean] generic stuff
-> *soybeanB* heh
[soybean] and then he said that, like, I need to marry him right now
[soybean] which was funny, and dumb
-> *soybeanB* "do something
-> *soybeanB* HAHAHAHAHAHHA
[soybean] but then SOMEHOW
-> *soybeanB* oh no
[soybean] for NO APPARENT REASON
[soybean] he started talking about how he's kissed six girls in the
last
six months
[soybean] but he's not, like, a WHORE or anything
[soybean] but idle smooching is getting old
[soybean] and then he talked about
[soybean] how he used to feel weird during idle smooching because he's
always been less experienced than the girls he's with
[soybean] the entire time i just say "okay"
[soybean] so he went on to tell me that he feels fine now since he's
done
it enough to feel certain he has certain techniques down
-> *soybeanB* i think i just woke my dad up by laughing
[soybean] and then he said: "i'd be willing to demonstrate my
techniques
if you're up for it :) :) :)
[soybean] "
[soybean] hahahaha
-> *soybeanB* now owen just woke his dad up with screams of fear
[soybean] HAHA
-> *soybeanB* was he SERIOUS?
[soybean] i was, like, hysterical throughout
[soybean] YES
-> *soybeanB* oh my fucking god
[soybean] this was like the THIRD TIME he'd mentioned it
[soybean] hahaha
[soybean] i for some reason told him about that dream i had a few days
ago
[soybean] and after it he just said
[soybean] "well, i'm kinda cute, you know!@"
[soybean] hahaha
[soybean] <important> katie, go to Ohio State University
[soybean] <soybean> why?
[soybean] <important> then we can get married!
-> *soybeanB* ha
-> *soybeanB* did he just say that
[soybean] <important> i'm inclined to think that you ought to be my
best
friend
[soybean] no
[soybean] this is from last night :)
[soybean] i logged it
-> *soybeanB* oh
-> *soybeanB* haha
[soybean] haha
-> *soybeanB* will you log everything for me? :)
[soybean] <important> i really hope that i experience more life and
then
meet someone just like you
[soybean] <important> who's a lot like me in the ways i would want
someone
to be like me, but who
[soybean] isn't quite at the same point i am
[soybean] everything murmur? :)
[soybean] <important> c'mon over :)
[soybean] <important> just marry me now
[soybean] <important> we'll figure out the rest later
-> *soybeanB* something is seriously wrong with him
[soybean] haha
[soybean] yes.
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The first issue of Philz Lap was complete on June 24, 1998. Send any
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