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Sloths over Ethiopia #0005 $$ May 20, 1996
Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production
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Today I went to the Eiffel Tower. The only reason we (we meaning
Phil, Brian, Andrew, Robby, Clint, Doogie, Carlie, Char, and Toni) were in
Paris is because we were all screwing around after Toni's monster party and
somehow wound up on a plane to Paris. Since we were in Paris, we decided to
visit the Eiffel Tower. Robby, although like the rest of us having no idea
that we were somehow going to wind up in a foreign country, still had a
sizeable chunk of ham and cheese with him. We decided that we would dine on
this at the lawn surrounding the Tower, but we hadn't counted on Scott
"flabbur-skying" overhead while we ate, so we all threw up. We decided that
since we were still real hungry we would go to the restaurant at the top of
the Eiffel Tower. We ran into a problem, it seemed, when we had no francs
but only quarters to pay with, but all of a sudden Phil whipped out a
briefcase full of foreign currency, and we were able to feast. Since we
didn't know what other kinds of French cuisine there were, we decided to
have whatever the waiter suggested. We were, unfortunately, handed a
massive tray of soggy French fries that nobody cared to eat, so we had
French cheeses and chocolates instead. We devoured our "snack", and since
we knew that we would have a lovely view of the city, we decided to "see the
sights." We misjudged, however, the fact that this would make Carlie and
Char purchase thousands of rolls of film, which nearly cost Phil all his
francs. We wound up finding a plane back to our "neck of the woods" after
hitting a currency exchange. Since the plane trip, the food at the Eiffel
Tower, and our fine for disturbing the peace (Robby was playing his "Rockin'
Robin" tape all over the streets of lovely Paree) had financially exhausted
us, the first thing we did when we got back home was tap into our savings
accounts. This got us in trouble with the bank, though, because they were
tired of seeing us ever since that day that we had gone to the bank. Oh,
well. I had fun.
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Sloths over Ethiopia #0005 $$ May 20, 1996
Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production
this is a Molly Towne piece.
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Sloths over Ethiopia is dedicated to the memory of the late Soe Naing.
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