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Sloths over Ethiopia #0003 $$ May 19, 1996
Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production
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soe was a contorted lad. he got to be that way by being vietnamese
but living in ethiopia because that's where his mother, who worked for the
united nations, was stationed. anyway, soe was a contorted lad, and
somehow he wound up at a liberal arts college in central illinois. nobody
really knew how or why he wound up there.
THESE ARE THE CHRONICLES OF SOE.
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the chronicles of soe, number 1.
while studying, or at least purporting to be a student, at the liberal
arts school in illinois, somehow soe was assigned to a work study position
at the school cafeteria.
soe proved to be a massively inefficient worker. he was incredibly
slow and he talked with a vietnamese-by-way-of-ethiopian accident that was
extremely hard to understand. you see, his speech was understandable
enough, except nobody could ever figure out what the hell he was talking
about. an example of a common dialogue on the streets with soe was:
"so, soe, how's it goin'?"
"oh, everything terrible. mess."
"really? why's that?"
"oh, you know, man, it is."
anyway, soe was a lousy worker. once one of the other student
workers accidentally spilled a lot of coffee and mildly burnt himself and
soe and another guy had to mop it up. soe was so slow and so apparently in
awe of the power of the mop, however, that he didn't accomplish anything.
apparently he had never seen a mop before in his life. the other guy was
just very lazy, but soe was simply baffled by the mop, or, at the very
least, he did a very good job of demonstrating shock and befuddlement.
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we have an ftp site for the Sloths Over Ethiopia files, it seems. ftp to
ftp.openix.com and in some directory off root go to /phorce/soe. we have no
idea why this is; you'd have to ask phorce.
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Sloths over Ethiopia #0003 $$ May 19, 1996
Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production
Sloths over Ethiopia welcomes all submissions under 3k. Any submissions
over 3k will be returned because that's just way too damn long. And for
that matter, submissions should be limited to approximately 2,200 bytes.
All Sloths over Ethiopia releases will be less than 5k, for no reason.
You may reach us at Sloths over Ethiopia by mailing doomed@voicenet.com,
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Check out other great releases by dto [doomed to obscurity] productions,
which are practically guaranteed to be better than anything you may ever
see in Sloths over Ethiopia, which is really just pretty fucking stupid.
Sloths over Ethiopia is dedicated to the memory of the late Soe Naing.
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