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Sloths over Ethiopia 0073
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Sloths over Ethiopia #0073 $ September 9, 1999
Sloths over Ethiopia is a part of Westphalia Enterprises
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Sloths over Ethiopia is pleased to announce the absorption of UART -
Useless Analogy Rendering Tracts. SoE is so confident in our readers'
skillz that we'll let you figure UART out all by yourselves, you legfaces!
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UART Shell #1 - SOULS OF BLACK FOLK : BLACK SOULS :: WESLEY WILLIS : ?
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[ neko ]
SOULS OF BLACK FOLK : BLACK SOULS :: WESLEY WILLIS : ROBYN HITCHCOCK
Robyn Hitchcock, as black souls are a way of restating "souls of black folk"
but the way the term is used is a completely opposite meaning, the inverted
soul of a white person (yuppie). Robyn Hitchcock does the same thing as
Wesley Willis, sort of, he writes insane pop songs. And he is insane. But
he is white.
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[nyarlathotep]
SOULS OF BLACK FOLK : BLACK SOULS :: WESLEY WILLIS : BATMAN
Souls of black folk kick black souls' ass. Wesley Willis kicks Batman's
ass.
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[murmur]
SOULS OF BLACK FOLK : BLACK SOULS ::
WESLEY WILLIS : VARG VIKERNES (a.k.a. COUNT GRISHNACKH)
Wesley Willis possesses a soul of black folk. Varg Vikernes possesses a
black soul. And both are musicians, in a certain sense. Really!
[Sloths over Ethiopia suggested reading: www.burzum.com]
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[mogel]
SOULS OF BLACK FOLK : BLACK SOULS :: WESLEY WILLIS : DON KING
They strike me as very similar in some ways, but in reverse.
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[e_ from #teenchat]
SOULS OF BLACK FOLK : BLACK SOULS :: WESLEY WILLIS : THEODORE ROOSEVELT
Because he [TR] was a crazy fatass bitch, plus WW represents his [TR's]
image, without having everything that he did.
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The beauty of UART is that it is designed to involve you, the reader! You
can provide a different solution to the shell, or you can even offer a new
analogy shell to tantalize your fellow consumers of pseudo-literature!
Just join the SNAING list and start taking part in the hilarity today!
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