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| ...Something Actually Important... |
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Well, look who decided to open up THIS text file?? It's you. Hi.
This is not the usual HOE-DATE Action where I babble a LOT about nothin'.
Today I have big business. Wh0a! I won't waste too much time...there's a
lot of business...
In case you're not too hyper-elitly tuned to Mogel-Land, you might be
unaware, but the HOE Home Base is changing. Surprise! This means lots of
confusing transition work for me. Argh. But at any rate, this will not be
a bad thing.
What's actually changing isn't all that much. I was, at first,
horrified by the prospect of my board going down, just because there were no
other good boards in 215 that cared about the mighty text file specifically
like Mogel-Land did. I was going to weep, and I was going to struggle.
Thankfully, I was able to save all my groupies hearts by finding a suitable
replacement. Black Francis (of such esteemed HOE and ReD fame), had an
interest in preserving the zine-scene and making his board pick up all the
texts of Mogel-Land. In essence Mogel-Land will be jumping right into Black
Frannie's board. The NEW HOE Home Base is called "Goat Blowers Anonymous"
and will carry all the best of my board plus more. Frannie is a more
dedicated SysOp, and his system is a lot better than mine. This is all good.
Now for the IMPORTANT STUFF [Heh], All HoeOps that run Hoe Boards are
required to Check into GBA as soon as they can. There is no Hoe-Distro list
this HOE-Date because basically (temporarily) almost all the HOE boards are
temporarily not sites anymore. Just for the sake of having people check in,
and making shure that we still have alive sites out there. At any rate,
please check into GBA as soon as possible. The number is (215) 750-0392.
Anyone that's still here might be wondering why I am closing my board
down. Well, to be honest my life is really kinda of fucked right now. But,
in short, I'm going to be moving to Rochester, New York soon and I wanted to
keep the Home of HOE in 215. I'll be calling GBA remote plenty.
Next order of Business: HOE has moved onto the iNpH0mAtiOn sUpaH-
hIgHwAy recently and gotten an ftp site. Now you can get the latest issues
(thanks to DisordeR of FUCK and The Chief of uXu) at the following sites:
ftp.fc.net /pub/deadkat/misc/HOE [Part of UZA - Underground Zine Archice]
ftp.lysator.liu.se /pub/texts/uxu/HOE
The sites at the moment this is released might not be totally
together, but this *IS* where the gNu HOEs will come in.
Also, I wanted to mention something cool that Mad Arab did on his
board S.o.S. There's now a "guest" account that all people can use. It
entitles FULL leech access, read-only access every big h/p net around, a
place to pick up new HOEs, and one of the biggest collections of virus
Research stuff 'round. Just logon with the handle "Anonymous" and the
Password "Guest".
As always, HOE is now looking for writing and submissions. We
simply want good t-files that'll be appreciated by people. Real simple,
right? We want class, we want style, we want it all. We are not happy
stalking in the shadows of the damned underlings like oh-so much middle
ground cattle. The pig is more. Much, much more. We will eat these
other people without spirit and vision as if they were freshly laid turds.
Although I've lost my college account, there's two places you can
net e-mail me at currently. The place that I'll get the message the FASTEST
actually shames me. Here.. I'll admit it now...My Father owns Prodigy. You
can send me mail at wvft86d@prodigy.com and it'll fly to me (I hate prodigy,
just so you know. I *just* use that nifty Mail Manager Proggy they have).
Another place you can reach me at is mogel@gamepower.com - But I only logon
to that place every couple days or so.
And the last new thing is that we're changing this here format of
HOE-DATE. Now we're going to be extra goofy. Lots of Random stuff from
writers and anything relating to the Modem Society<heh>. We got lots of
neat stuff in this most recent release (45-60), so I hope you out there
enjoy. There were some one-shots and weird gunk. Defiant is leaving us
(I'll miss your sarcastic chats) and we picked up a whole bunch of new (I'm
not sure how dedicated) writers. I'd like to thank the HOE writers, even
though you guys are lazy as shit, I appreciate the stuff. I'd also like to
really thank Corrosion: Things can only get better, so thanks for sticking
through the shit and reminding me what the hell I'm doing. You rule.
OH, and in case anyone was wondering... Godd *IS* real. He is not
a fictional person. I hope you understand now that we here at HOE don't even
have to MAKE UP this kind of stuff. It already exists. Since we ragged on
Godd so bad by putting his messages in here, we'll plug his <heh> Zine.
It's called DpE. Digital Phreakers ELiTE. I'm NOT making this stuff up!
The name is serious. pHeAr tHeM!!!!!!1
-m0gEEEEEl aNd tHE pReSeNT-KReW
[wE'rE bEtTeR tHaN tHoZE FuTUre GuYz!]
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| ...Gettin' Stoned off t-files... |
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The below is a flyer I got that was being passed out from some government
guy that was wearing an "I AM NOT A FEDERAL AGENT" shirt and matching base
ball cap. I figured it might be important.
-Abigwar
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Many of todays text files can cause drug use symptoms. Below
is a list of the effects of many different 'zines.
Introduction: The government, [Read: Your oppressors] first became aware
of a great supply of drugs being passed out every where, even right over
the governments noses on the internet, when the BBS 'Mogel-Land' some where
in Philadelphia was busted. After examining the T-Files contained on
Mogel-Land, (who's sysops [Mogel] name will not be released) for many hours
the agents started to realize they where being effected by some unknown
drug. After much research they discovered the truth. Included is my (Uncle
Sam's) very own experience with one of these files.
Texts can make your moods change by the content of it, focus around you
becomes dazzled, and you can only focus on what you are reading. Perception
is changed. Things may appear out of the corner of your eye. They may or may
not be their, but you will never know because you are focused. It can cause
unpredictable behavior, and emotional instability. This type of file is a
hallucinogen.
Some texts alter your perception, just like a hallucinogen. They can
produce red eyes and strain from trying to focus on obscure writing.
/</-|/\/ U C WHa+ I /x\Ea/\/? Some files may give you a dry mouth, or
'cotton mouth' from drooling in anticipation of the ending of the file.
It may put you in a state of euphoria where nothing maters, it may make you
break out laughing, it may even make you hungry be suggesting food related
things. It is warned that you may have a panic attack in relation to the
file. Short term memory loss may be increased because you have so much other
shit filling your head. Mental Addiction can result from long term reading
of separate files. This type of file is directly related to Marijuana.
Some files will get you so pumped, your heart rate and blood pressure
will increase. You may go into a state of brief intense euphoria, lost after
you realize the file is complete bullocks. Much like a soap opera. Restless-
ness and excitement of anticipation can occur after the file leaves you hang-
ing. Following this is a long, drawn out, period of depression caused from
the realization that you will have to wait to learn of the ending, or worse
yet, the author may NEVER tell you. Addiction may result. People who read
these files may be in danger of heart attack, seizures, lung damage,
paranoia and severe depression. This type of file seems to be related to
cocaine.
When a file gives you nausea, dizziness, headaches, and a lack of self
control.. you KNOW it is a inhalant. You may become unconscious. You may
suffocate. You are causing damage to your nervous system, and sudden
death may result.
When you stop feeling pain, you are vomiting a lot, your eyes water and
your nose runs, chances are you have been exposed. Addiction my result from
the Euphoria the file causes. You will become tired. After long term
use, you may loose weight. These files are narcotics.
The other day, i was reading this file.. After some time, i began feeling
alert. I became extremely talkative. I felt my blood pressure pounding, my
good mood was elevated to an ecstatic mood, and i felt like i could not
eat a piece of rice with out exploding. After a little longer, i began
feeling fatigued, exhausted and paranoid. Soon, i felt confused, depressed
and i even had a hallucination. The next day it was clear to me i was
exposed to a Stimulant inside of the text file.
The problem with these files are you never know what kind of file you are
getting and you never know what to expect. Because of this text file viewing
can be lethal. It is in your best interest never to read another TFILE,
especially by those damn HPAVC'ers who like to play pranks and spike their
files with obscure FileDrugs(tm). If you are forced to read many text files,
be sure you know and trust the source you obtain them.
And last but not least, NEVER read a text file from the group HoE! They
are the ones who started this whole plot to drug up the world!
-Your Big Brother, and Uncle, the all around inbreeder, SAM. (USA).
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P.S. Dear reader, Don't believe a word they said! You can trust us! We
are not that bad. (Ahhh-hem). Right Mogel?
[Of coarse!!@!@!]
HoE would NEVER try and pressure you in to anything. Anything at all.
Now, as i was saying before i wrote this all, Err, i mean i copied
it from a pamphlet , "Eat this 'shroom. It will make you happy.
Please?? Please? Just one! It will only taste bad for a few seconds.
JUST ONE! Com'on!" , "Gulp", "Ok.. Thanks."
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# Title Author
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[1] The Entropic Theme Song Defiant
[2] The Wrecking Ball! Fuzzy
[3] Microwave Bomb Shot Gun Willie
[4] Meaningful Shit Mogel
[5] Eternal Sickness v1.1 The Guest
[6] Nirvana Unlimited Mogel
[7] Ping Pong Bomb Everlast
[8] The End is Near Mogel
[9] Mortal Kombat II Docs Mogel
[10] Violent Femmes - Add it Up Mogel
[11] The Beef on Ham Jeager
[12] Hate Edge Abigwar
[13] Paradise Lost Corrosion
[14] Rage Against the Machine Lyrics Everlast
[15] C'est Le Mort Corrosion
[16] How 2 B ]<001 Anarkustz Mogel
[17] ChroniC Must Be Destroyed Abigwar
[18] Random Spam Zorro
[19] Darkness Abigwar
[20] HOE-DATE #1 Mogel
[21] The Poetic Terrorist Abigwar
[22] My Penis Unbound Mogel
[23] Thinking Abigwar
[24] The )<-RaD ]<0MPiLATi0N! Three d00dz
[25] Stars and Stripes Lyrics Abigwar
[26] The Red Ant File Abigwar
[27] Revenge of the Nerds Mogel
[28] Rifts Character Selection List Mogel
[29] Fucked up Things Chal e. Mac
[30] The Poetic Terrorist 2 Abigwar
[31] The TRUE Clash of the Titans! Psycho Santa
[32] Proof on the Questions Abigwar
[33] King Missile Lyrics /<0rrUpT
[34] Pink Noise Obscure Images
[35] Bob the Prophet Logik
[36] The gNu Hog Order Corrosion & Mogel
[37] Peanut Heaven Black Francis
[38] /<-RaD Alert! Mad Arab
[39] Mogel *WILL* Marry Winona Ryder Mogel
[40] HOE-DATE #2 Mogel
[41] The Instant /<-KiT Mad Arab
[42] The Gods Sent Us for Shrooms Abigwar
[43] Have You Called Your Psychic Friend Today? Chal e. Mac
[44] Cindy Wants Us Dead! Abigwar
[45] The Meaning of Life and How to Hack it Mogel
[46] Bus Driver Irv Corrosion
[47] Religion with Eggs & Coffee Defiant
[48] Without Want or Need Half-Baked
[49] Searching Abigwar
[50] Who the Hell are ya'? Hoe Shmoes
[51] Stand Back! It's the MODEM MAFIA! Chal e. Mac
[52] The Lump from the Dump Visioknight
[53] Satisfaction The Chickenlord
[54] Excuse Me, Could You Remove Your Steatopygous? Mogel
[55] I Object! : The Introduction to Being a Lawyer Charlie
[56] The Sandwich Black Francis
[57] A Vampire's Thoughts Vampire
[58] The Smile That Couldn't Have Been Forgotten Mogel
[59] Santa Claus MUST DIE! The Chickenlord
[60] HOE-DATE #3 Mogel
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| ...Letters from the Mail Box... |
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From: The Claminator
To: Mogel
Subj: The uprising will come!
Stat: Private
Dear Mogel,
You are a fool! You don't realize the point to which our society has
sliden down into the trenches. We are beyond salvation, we are beyond
repair. And finally, our cruel injustices to the clams will be revenged.
Yes, that's right. The clams. You don't get it, do you? I'm not
surprised. It takes a true genius to realize these things, but finally,
after all the toxic dumping and inhumane, or, inclamane treatment to the
clams will be revenged. I'm currently training a secret commando group of
clams to kidnap the world's leaders and take them hostage. Yes, they will
come, and they will rise, and they will do my bidding!
We will kidnap the world leaders and force our governments to right the
wrongs, pay the old debts, correct the old injustices, and fix the oceans.
They will come, and they will have no mercy. There will be no prisoners of
those who try and oppose us, and waste, destruction, chaos, and havoc will
be wreaked upon all who try to stop us. Resistance is futile.
I am currently training them in a secret, underwater training facility to
become ruthless, mindless soldiers, sworn to listen to my every command. I
will admit, I am having a few difficulties right now. it's tough to wean them
off of their instinctual habits of sitting there in the water and gurgling
happily, but I will be successful, and then I will be vindicated!
Don't you see? Chaos and infinite blackness surround us. Like the lost
Tower of Babel, we slowly sink into a never-ending void of ignorance and
misunderstanding. Love means nothing. Hate means nothing. Nothing is
everything. Even after the clams revolt and take over our evil, thoughtless,
and heartless society, chaos will still prevail. (They still gurgle happily,
by the way, but I think I'm getting them to bubble in an aggressive way).
But this CAN change. Only YOU can make the difference. To help prevent
our slow demise into the cold, inevitable heat death of the universe, sign
up to be my friend for only $25! Yes, now, by being my friend, you can
insure that once I come to power, your puny lives will not be squashed by
my totalitarian regime! Act now while you still can.
Beware the day of reckoning!
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From: Botox
To: Mogel
Subj: Question
Stat: Posted on Kao's Board
I was just wondering. How many mogels does it take to screw in a light
bulb? (I'm afraid to tell ya'!)
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From: Mogel
To: Botox
Subj: Re: Question
Stat: Posted on Kaos's Board
It takes Nine.
One to realize that there is no light bulb. One to Complain that there
is no light bulb. One to go look for a light bulb. One to go out to the
store and buy a new light bulb. One to get electrocuted while installing the
light bulb. One to accidentally step on and smash the light bulb. One to go
back to the store and buy another light bulb. One to make fun of all of the
people installing the light bulb. and one to actually finally install it.
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From: Sulaco
To: Mogel
Subj: New User Application
Stat: Private
HI DUDE, NICE TO BE ON THE BBS...JUST A QUICK MESSAGE TO LET U KNOW WHO IS
USING UP YOUR HD SPACE..HEHEHHE
IM SULACO OF LSD ... iM AFTER GAINING LOCAL (215) BBS'S TO CALL EVERYDAY FOR
WAREZ AND TO U/P MY LATEST...HEHHEHE
ALL I WANT IS A COOL RATIO AND ILL SOPPURT THE BBS WITH ALL MY HEART (ORRR!)
HEHEHEHE...SAD BASTARD I HERE U CRY!!!!....NAR JUST A eNGLISH GIT!!!!
SPEAK 2 U L8R.....:)
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From: Wizard Of Id
To: Mogel
Subj: yEr WaReZ Ad
Stat: Private
Hey Mogel, I posted yer obnoxious, eleet WAREZ Board ad locally on a board
here, and also on one net, think it was lethalnet to see the reactions.. and
i swear, these people have NO sense of humor whatsoever.. i don't have the
comments on the local, cause they basically were all saying it was the worst
ansi they've ever seen.. but read this shit.. ahahha:
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| From: Ear |
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oh my fucking god..was that just a joke????? I sure as fuck hope it was,
cuz that is the single lamest thing i have ever seen in my life, and if it
was real, i think the sysop needs a taste of my shoe!
Ear
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| From: Animal |
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that ad for that warez...shit or whatever is the dumbest most annoying thing
i have ever read or seen...is there some kinda filter shit that...screens
all they nasty post????...
-/[NiMaL
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| From: Spyder Demon |
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hahahhahahhahahhahaha.... is this a fucking joke? You have got to be
kidding! 300 baud.... 5 megs coming soon...... hahhahah... I hope this is a
joke.
spyder demon
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| From: Deathkill |
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haha, yeah he posted that local here, and everyone just puonced all over him
fo doing it...he said it is a cool h/p board...I do not see why the guy even
wasted his time.,..
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From: Reptile
To: Mogel
Subj: HOE SUX!!!!!!
Stat: Private
hey faggot, I just wanted to write you're lamer ass and tell u that HOE
SUX!!!!! not only r u a total rip off evere othr group that's out there
already, but u don't even fucking pick the rite fuckinf thangs to rip off!
i mean dult of the dead cow is jsut a whole bunch of music lerix and storis
, so stop doin all shit like that or i'll fuckin cone 2 you're house n kix
you're fuckin ass!
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From: Godd
To: Mogel
Subj: i wonna be a hoe site
Stat: Private
hey mogel i wonna be a hoe site and i filled out an app an d uploaded it
so get back to me.
Godd
.'The Negative Creep'.
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From: Godd
To: Mogel
Subj: yo...
Stat: Private
yo did you get my app for hoe? Get back to me.
Godd
.'The Negative Creep'.
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From: Godd
To: Mogel
Subj: FUCK YOU!
Stat: Private
hey cocksucker why the fuck aren't you getting back to me about my
fucking hoe app? fuckin read them
Godd
.'The Negative Creep'.
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From: Godd
To: All
Subj: DpE/Tf
Stat: Posted on "The Pit"
Call Satan's Sanctuary the fucking all you can phreak fucking bbs
plenty of shit on all your favorite topics like:
Blowing Shit up!
Making free Fucking Callz
and fucking up the area code
......
NEW LOCK BOX SHIT AVAIL. this box fucking RUleZ!
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From: Mogel
To: Godd
Subj: Re: DpE/Tf
Stat: Posted on "The Pit"
You disturb me. Not in a good way, either.
-m0g-
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From: Godd
To : Mogel
Subj: Re: DpE/Tf
Stat: Posted on "The Pit"
Mogel you fat fucking 4 eyed little ..
you got nothing...
your a fucking lil italiant degoba loser
fucking cock sucking faggot with no skill
however i still wonder how the fuck you enter and exit your house with such
an excess fucking mass of gut!
Godd
The Death Faber
The Negative Creep
Seed of the Vine
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From: Black Francis
To : Godd
Subj: Re: DpE/Tf
Stat: Posted on "The Pit"
G> Mogel you fat fucking 4 eyed little ..
G> you got nothing...
G> your a fucking lil italiant degoba loser
G> fucking cock sucking faggot with no skill
G> however i still wonder how the fuck you enter and exit your house with such
G> an excess fucking mass of gut!
Uhm.. bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Mogel's skinnier
than me, and I weigh, like, two pounds! You're quite possibly the biggest
moron I've ever encountered during my six years of calling out.
Also, if Mogel is a "faggot with no skill", why do you keep begging to
be a distribution site for HoE?!
I think you have a fat-complex, brought on by the obeseity of your
mother, and the fact that you have an un-natural love for her and her
blubbering mounds of fat.
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From: Godd
To : Black Francis
Subj: Re: DpE/Tf
Stat: Posted on "The Pit"
nope sorry fucking loser
i asked him 2 times and he said no so i never aksed again , and i never
begged so go fuck yourself
and your mother joke shit is stupid, was that supposed to be an offense.
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From: Godd
To : Kaos,Black Francis- And Some Oth
Subj: mm's
Stat: Posted on "The Pit"
you all are fucking little follwer losers, all over mogel dick.
dont tell me your not cause you came back and talked in his defense before
even HE did. Your fucking little Mogel Minions.... and i will fucking kill
everyone of you.... you tiny lil 13 year old key board jockeys whose lives
consists of eating burgur king on a good night and fucking calling bbs!
kaos .. is a loser plain and simple .... proably do to the beatings from his
boyfriend he talks about so much .... Black Francis ... your just fucking
stoopid as shit ...... mogel ... what is there to say YOUR LAME incarnate.
Mogel Minions everywhere will die, proably do to boredom when Mogel Moves to
new york .... that fucking pussy.
Godd
The Death Faber
SEED oF THE ViNE
THE NEGATiVE CrEEP
[Dpe]/[Bards Guild]
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From: Black Francis
To : Godd
Subj: Re: DpE/Tf
Stat: Posted on "The Pit"
G> nope sorry fucking loser
G> i asked him 2 times and he said no so i never aksed again , and i never
G> begged so go fuck yourself
You asked Mogel, Me, and Slater. Try thinking that one over, smart-guy.
Besides, if I could fuck myself, would I be here?
G> and your mother joke shit is stupid, was that supposed to be an offense.
I was 100% dead serious. All you do is talk about fat.
black francis
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From: Black Francis
To : Godd
Subj: Re: mm's
Stat: Posted on "The Pit"
G> you all are fucking little follwer losers, all over mogel dick.
G> dont tell me your not cause you came back and talked in his defense before
G> even HE did. Your fucking little Mogel Minions.... and i will fucking kill
G> everyone of you.... you tiny lil 13 year old key board jockeys whose lives
G> consists of eating burgur king on a good night and fucking calling bbs!
G> kaos .. is a loser plain and simple .... proably do to the beatings from his
G> boyfriend he talks about so much .... Black Francis ... your just fucking
G> stoopid as shit ...... mogel ... what is there to say YOUR LAME incarnate.
G> Mogel Minions everywhere will die, proably do to boredom when Mogel Moves to
G> new york .... that fucking pussy.
Hahahaha.. I shouldn't even stoop low enough to answer this
mind-numbing display of stupidity, but, hell, I have nothing better to do
right about now.
1) I'm 17 years old, and I am a keyboard jockey to put it mildly. I
know more about this shit then you will ever know.
G> consists of eating burgur king on a good night and fucking calling bbs!
G> kaos .. is a loser plain and simple .... proably do to the beatings from his
2) Burger King rules, blasphemer!
G> boyfriend he talks about so much .... Black Francis ... your just fucking
G> stoopid as shit ...... mogel ... what is there to say YOUR LAME incarnate.
3) My I.Q. is most likely twice as high as yours. But, you're too
stupid to do the math. So, you'll never know.
G> even HE did. Your fucking little Mogel Minions.... and i will fucking kill
G> everyone of you.... you tiny lil 13 year old key board jockeys whose lives
4) You're going to kill me? Oh no! Oh, dear lord, no! Please do not
make good on your promise! Argh! No! (hint the dripping sarcasm, my
witless friend).
Nuff said.
black francis
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From: Mogel
To : Godd
Subj: Re: DpE/Tf
Stat: Posted on "The Pit"
G> Mogel you fat fucking 4 eyed little ..
Wait. If I'm fat, then how can I be little?
G> you got nothing...
Good point. But if I have nothing, then you have even less. Quite a
scary notion, wouldn't you agree?
G> your a fucking lil italiant degoba loser
Actually I have heritage from all over Europe. Italy is just one small
piece of me. Irish, Italian, Spanish, and Russian blood are the majorities.
So before you make a racial slur it would be smarter to know what exactly I AM
first.
G> fucking cock sucking faggot with no skill
Well, you didn't jsut call me gay. You called me a COCK SUCKING gay. Not
that it really matters at all, but I am hetero. Very. And you say I have no
skill at it, but how would you really know my ability of "cock sucking"??
G> however i still wonder how the fuck you enter and exit your house with such
G> an excess fucking mass of gut!
I'm thin. I'm under-weight.
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From: Mogel
To : Godd
Subj: Re: mm's
Stat: Posted on "The Pit"
G> you all are fucking little follwer losers, all over mogel dick.
HAHA! Yeah, well, it's easy to be all over Mogel-Dick cause (you see)
my Penis is Unbound.
G> dont tell me your not cause you came back and talked in his defense before
G> even HE did. Your fucking little Mogel Minions.... and i will fucking kill
G> everyone of you.... you tiny lil 13 year old key board jockeys whose lives
G> consists of eating burgur king on a good night and fucking calling bbs!
G> kaos .. is a loser plain and simple .... proably do to the beatings from his
G> boyfriend he talks about so much .... Black Francis ... your just fucking
G> Mogel Minions everywhere will die, proably do to boredom when Mogel Moves to
G> new york .... that fucking pussy.
You're going to kill us? Why?
Here's a little information about me. I figure if you want to insult me,
you'd do a better job if you knew something. I'm 18. I don't like fast
food. I hate to tell you but you're calling the same BBS that we are. I am
going to Rochester, but I will still run HOE and I will still be a presence
here. I will not insult YOU because I do not know you.
I don't think I have any "followers". I think it would be pretty cool if
I did. But I don't. You know, it's really sad to start one of your childish
wars on me because I simply will not play your game. If I do, it will only
enhance then level of Moronics that you are demostarting on this board right
now. I'm capturing this entire exchange in a file. You're stupidity will be
eternal. Please DON'T display some level of maturity and quit this - I'm
having too much fun laughing at it.
-m0g-
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From: Godd
To : Mogel
Subj: bahahha!
Stat: Private
dude!, maturity??
i was cool as shit with you at every turn and i didnt start anhthing with
any of you in any fucking direction...
i fucking made peace!.. but you and you little mogel minions wonna be tuff!
so .... i am coming back with insultz ... that as childish as it gets i
know, but frankly i dont give a fuck becuase basically thats all there is in
here.... and while the quality of my insultz may not have much attention
focused on what is ture in reality, thats only becuase the most i know of
you is u always being an asshole to me.
AS for your minions ... well all i did was ask Bf for the hoe thing and you!
thats it!... as far as i know ... i emails Bf also asking him what was some
of his better works in hoe so i could check him out!...
And a hate war ..... you started that when you fucking wouldnt answer my
emails and then just deleted me for no reason!
And i dont care what you capture ... i know what kind of person i am...
and as far as i can tell i get no complaintz... and if you still feel that
your so great that i aint good enough to email you or logon ... or talk to
you nicely well great! ... cause thats cool too, i aint stoopid enough to
get in hate war with people who have they're cock suckers defending em
before they defend themselves!..... and dont tell me you dont have
folllowers ..... i am tried of your bullshit .. your expressionless and well
your penis being unbound is fucking a medial point of fucking collasol
stoopidity! ... so when you next attack me ..... think that maybe i might
just have a way to attack back instead of with idile lil insultz ... cause i
was just being stoopid this past time.
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[Editor's Note: Again, I must re-interate that Godd is a real person.
I'm NOT making this stuff up, as hard as it is to believe.]
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| |
| ...The Whisper Chronicles... |
| By, Mogel |
|=------------=-----------------------=------------------------=--------------=
Ah, Whisper. Such a sweet word. But, alas there's that damn virus. As
some of you might know the goofy application maker that Spiff worked so very
hard programming was infected with the Virus and it spread. I later found
out that the Virus was all over the place. It was truly sad. Psycho Santa
and Spiff were forced to totally re-format and others (/<0rrUpT) were messed
up a lot. Sucks. Well, I decided to start a little tiny journey collecting
data on the Virus to one day track down it's finder and talk to them.
THEN RIP THEIR HEAD OFF. Here's some data I had to start with.
------------------------------------------->>
Virus Name: Tai-Pan
Aliases: Whisper
V Status: Common
Discovered: July, 1994
Symptoms: .EXE file growth;
decrease in total system & available free memory
Origin: Unknown
Eff Length: 438 Bytes
Type Code: PRhE - Parasitic Resident .EXE Infector
Detection Method: AVTK 6.64+, ViruScan V117+, Sweep 2.67+, IBMAV 1.07E+,
NAV 3.0 9411+,
AVTN/N 6.64+, NShld V117+, Sweep/N 2.67+
Removal Instructions: Delete infected files
General Comments:
The Tai-Pan or Whisper virus was received in July, 1994. Its origin
or point of isolation is unknown, though it appears it may be in the
public domain in North America. Tai-Pan is a memory resident
infector of .EXE programs which are smaller than approximately 64K.
When the first Tai-Pan infected program is executed, the Tai-Pan
virus will install itself memory resident at the top of system memory
but below the 640K DOS boundary, not moving interrupt 12's return.
Total system and available free memory, as indicated by the DOS
CHKDSK
program, will have decreased by 512 bytes. Interrupt 21 will be
hooked by the virus in memory.
Once memory resident, this virus will infect .EXE programs when they
are executed. Infected programs will have a file length increase of
438 bytes with the virus being located at the end of the file. The
program's date and time in the DOS disk directory listing will not be
altered. The following text string is visible within the viral code
in all infected programs:
"[Whisper presenterar Tai-Pan]"
It is unknown what Tai-Pan may do besides replicate.
------------------------------------------->>
At any rate, I didn't really have clue where to being. I posted a message
on a few Newsgroups and on board, but it seemed like no one either knew
anything or cared to help me. Then someone told me that on Rush 2's board
(Unforeseen Danger), there was a post by a Stoner that was the "maker" of the
virus. I checked it out and to my surprise I saw this post:
------------------------------------------->>
Msg # : [42 /48 ] Base : General Messages
Date : 3:49 pm Tue Dec 6, 1994 Stat : None
From : Stoner #36 Note : Validated User
To : Stoney #35 Reply: To msg 16 / 3 Replies
Title : Re: virus
St> Dudes...I some how got the Whisper virus on my puter...think it came fr
St> HoE Application Maker FREESEX!.ZIP as that was the last thing I ran bef
St> had any problems...be forewarned...now that I got that out of the way,
St> the hell do you get rid of the virus once you got it...has only infecte
St> MOVE and MEM commands in DOS and PKZIP/UNZIP and PkLITE...everytime I d
St> the infected files and try to replace em with a new, clean copy it is
St> infected again!
St>
The whisper virus is everywhere, and it's quite slick. [I know, I co-wrote
it]. At any rate, it has the ability to hide in data files as well as
exectubles, etc. The *NEXT* whisper will also have batch file infecting as
well [like a trojan].
------------------------------------------->>
There were no futher connections with Stoner on the Virus. He never
called back to comment on his future replies, etc. The guy is some Courier
for the Ansi Group CiA. Nothing futher has happened in the case. I will be
watching and waiting for updates to this situation. Send info my way if you
get it. But recently I found out that the Whisper had hit some really
dickhead local WaReZ boards so hard they went down for good. I guess it's
not all that bad after all. Maybe I will give up the search.
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| |
| ...The Big Description Catch-Up... |
| |
|=------------=-----------------------=------------------------=--------------=
Recently, I decided to follow a more cDc/uXu type of release format.
In the future HOE-Dates there will be a description of each of the last
20 or so releases. But, as is obvious, there were none for the issues all
the way up to now, #60. I decided to catch up and do them here for your
reference. Enjoy...
1) "The Entropic Theme Song" by Defiant. The issue that started it all.
A titanic-tabular-raZa-ka-bob-o-radicalness that was unleashed in the
form of a great piece of literary randomness. LuB that leg Hair.
2) "The Wrecking Ball!" by Funny. The Poet with the Shifty handle goes
ballistic with p-P-p-PeAcE hopes and dreams and other such hobwash.
It's all shit in my book. But if you wanna see some rad American
Violence Ramblin' then here's your happy file.
3) "Microwave Bomb" by Shot Gun Willie. Depress Your friends, Burn your
Enemies. Yes, this flippin' bomb is corney, but so what?! SCREW YOU!
4) "Meaningful Shit" by Mogel. A Bunch of Excerpts from Books. When will
Mogel learn we are not the Cultural ElYtE. My God. Next thing you
know, he'll put out a file that SAYS SOMETHING. Shit, we'd better kill
him quick.
5) "Eternal Sickness v1.1" by The Guest. Yes!!!1 A tale of blood and
gore. This thing rUlEz. Can't wait for that there sequel action.
6) "Nirvana Unlimited" by Mogel. I want my Flannel Bellbottoms Dammit!
Well, until then I'll be happy with my lyrics to almost all of Kurt's
whirlin' wErDz.
7) "Ping Pong Bomb" by Everlast. Something that will surely destroy
entire cities. Watch out! Burn!
8) "The End is Near" by Mogel. The Essay that breaks all the rules in
organization. Cursing and Bad Jokes galore! Mogel lays down the law
on the Environment among a hundred other random issues.
9) "Mortal Kombat II Docs" by Mogel. Learn how to rip off Sub Zer0's penis
and sodomize him with it. Great fun.
10) "Violent Femmes - Add it Up Lyrics" by Mogel. You can't fuck with the
Violent Femmes. Dammit, you know there are a lot of messups in the
title cut song in there. So sad. I wish I could go back and time and
slam a Sledge Hammer on my Pinky for doing that.
11) "The Beef on Ham" by Jeager. A real quickie intro to Ham Radio. It's
quick, it's easy, it's fun. It's a Floor Wax. It's a desert Topping.
It's free sex in a piece of electricity! Whee!
12) "Hate Edge" by Abigwar. Learn what's on Abigwar's mind on those cold
lonely nights. Fire - Burn! Where's those Sussed when you need 'em?
13) "Paradise Lost" by Corrosion. Stealing a title to create a Modern epic
of love and death has nothing to do with this file. It's just a good
story with a nuclear bomb. YES!!!
14) "Rage Against the Machine Lyrics" by Everlast. Ragey-Ragey-Ragey. I
hope MTV doesn't completely sweep you up by the balls.
15) "C'est Le Mort" by Corrosion. A zombie guy rapes a woman for eternity.
And you thought that YOU had it bad.
16) "How 2 B ]<001 Anarkustz" by Mogel. I give away all my secrets to
creating a rEaL HaQr group like HOE. Obviously some groups, like the
Untouchables, have even taken my advice. What would you do without me?
17) "ChroniC Must Be Destroyed" by Abigwar. Watch some guy talk to gods and
kick ChroniC's butt. Fun for the whole family!
18) "Random Spam" by Zorro. This file is the result of a mind exposed to
years of pure short-attention-span Tv.
19) "Darkness" by Abigwar. Today the School! Tomorrow the World! This is
a neat primer for any revolution dammit.
20) "HOE-DATE #1" by Mogel. You know you have it good when you read a HOE
date. Features the d00d Brothers.
21) "The Poetic Terrorist" by Abigwar. We meet a killer with a smile. And
a certain leaning towards little boys and legos. Don't ask, just read.
22) "My Penis Unbound" by Mogel. Take TEN...no wait...TWENTY steps back.
Your eyes will BLEED from my Poetic Randomness full of all kinds of
Sarcasm just like you like it.
23) "Thinking" by Abigwar. The deep thoughts of Abigwar, who wonders why we
are here on the Earth, but then moves on to bigger issues like "How do
they REALLY know how much water is in our bodies?"
24) "The )<-RaD ]<0MPiLATi0N!" by Abigwar, Defiant, Mogel. Abigwar talks
about a couch cousin. Defiant calls us faggots. I tell you how to pick
a name. Stuff to Shock a generation.
25) "Stars and Stripes Lyrics" by Abigwar. We treated Abigwar to a whole
Oi lyrical Mass.
26) "The Red Ant File" by Abigwar. Abigwar tells us a prophecy about the
year 2007. A must read. It might be our only hope.
27) "Revenge of the Nerds" by Mogel. Scholastic Magazine sucks. Well,
here's some interesting reading given to kiddies about Hackers.
28) "Rifts Character Selection List" by Mogel. Ever thought flipping
through all those damn Rift's books were a pain? Well, here's a quick
reference-type listing of OCCs/RCCs.
29) "Fucked up Things" by Chal e. Mac. That silly Macster goes on and on
about some annoying things in the computer world. Whee! I garUNtee
that Chal is gonna get ALL the girlies from this file ;>.
30) "The Poetic Terrorist 2" by Abigwar. Tome Jour returns will all gNu
wombat fighting action.
31) "The TRUE Clash of the Titans!" by Psycho Santa. Thor, Godzilla, and
other gods get pissed off and decide to get rid of Barney once and
for all. A must read Adventure.
32) "Proof on the Questions" by Abigwar. Abigwar explores strange frontiers
with his telephone. We learn the immortal lesson: HoP SuX, DaM RuLeZ!
33) "King Missile Lyrics" by /<0rrUpT. Read some stuff by the king of Spaz.
34) "Pink Noise" by Obscure Images. Somebody talks to the Devil and gets
to <nUke> everybody. Man...some people have all the luck!
35) "Bob the Prophet" by Logik. Learn the Meaning of life and other things
about the order of the holy Bob. [Not Dobbs]
36) "The gNu Hog Order" by Corrosion & Mogel. Ever wonder why HOE does what
it does and the driving majestic forces behind the Zine are? Well, you
certainly won't find them here! No sir!
37) "Peanut Heaven" by Black Francis. Alan crashes on an island and learns
new meaning to the words "shit."
38) "/<-RaD Alert!" by Mad Arab. Can ya' believe that there are people that
treat text files like Warez? Maddie warns us of the early signs of it.
39) "Mogel *WILL* Marry Winona Ryder" by Mogel. I tell everyone about the
future of me and Winona. Includes packaged Angst!
40) "HOE-DATE #2" by Mogel. Lot's more rambling from me plus updates on
Members, Support Boards, Index, and of coarse the /<h0RuZ LinE.
41) "The Instant /<-KiT" by Mad Arab. Ever wanted to AUTOMATICALLY type
those ELiTE gRaPhIx wiFF0(_)t eFFeRT? Well, this proggy and Source
Code are for you.
42) "The Gods Sent Us for Shrooms" by Abigwar. Some guys, a Wombat,
Shrooms, and Naked Chicks have a big party in a village. Huh? This
was published just so we could make authentic proof that Abigwar was
insane in case need ever be.
43) "Have You Called Your Psychic Friend Today?" by Chal e. Mac. The Chal
Master brings us more stress from his late night Tv viewing pleasure.
44) "Cindy Wants Us Dead!" by Abigwar. Abigwar warns us of a Government
plot that he was almost scammed into.
45) "The Meaning of Life and How to Hack it" by Mogel. A Revelation from
my most resent _Campbell's Soup_ & Television philosophy.
46) "Bus Driver Irv" by Corrosion. A kid likes furniture...a little too
much... Thankfully there's Irv to the rescue! Sorta.
47) "Religion with Eggs and Coffee" by Defiant. Two poetic stubborn guys
meet in a diner and yell at each other. CHECK PLEASE!
48) "Without Want or Need" by Half-Baked. A Police chick learns a lesson
in life - in California of all places!
49) "Searching" by Abigwar. A tale of Boy meets Mushroom. Mushroom
introduces Boy to Girl. And boy meets plot.
50) "Who the Heck are ya'?" by The Hoe Shmoes. The "Mogel Minions" do
autobiographies with an attitude. A Group Collaboration. FUN FUN.
51) "Stand back! It's the MODEM MAFIA!" by Chal e. Mac. Chal tells his
adventures of the pathetic local Scene of...Guess what? War Boards!
52) "The Lump from the Dump" by Visioknight. Three short stories that are
witty enough to keep from the heap.
53) "Satisfaction" by The Chickenlord. Curtis has a gun. He plans to use
it, but who to kill?! Decisions, Decisions!
54) "Excuse me, Could you Remove your Steatopygous?" by Mogel. Brain
numbingly big words that you can annoy people with. I mean, isn't THAT
all that it's about, anyway?
55) "I Object! : The Introduction to Being a Lawyer" by Charlie. There's
only two ways to do things - the right way and the wrong way, right?
56) "The Sandwich" by Black Francis. The next installment of Frannie's
series of food-related stories brings us two boys that fight over a
sandwich and the apocalyptic results when they ask "Sandwich is Which?"
57) "A Vampire's Thoughts" by Vampire. A Chilling little selection of
vertical Hoetry from Vampire. Go Fangs, Go! Yeah-Hoo!
58) "The Smile that Couldn't be Forgotten" by Mogel. A guy forgets his life
only to remember it sucks. Not a Auto-Biographical in ANY way. Heh.
59) "Santa Claus MUST DIE!" by The Chickenlord. Lot's of Blood Drippin'
action-packed Torture! Read to the Kids on Christmas! YeSSiR, YeSSiR
thReE bAgS pHuLL!
60) "HOE-DATE #3" by Mogel. The big news on the Mogel-Land / Goat Blower's
Anonymous Switch over - Plus a whole lot of fun things as the HOE-DATE
changes format.
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| |
| -={< Pork : The Song >}=- |
| By, Visioknight |
|=------------=-----------------------=------------------------=--------------=
Pork...
Cloggin' my vein
Pork!
I'm feelin' the pain
Pork!
Bacon-on-the-sly
Pork!
Stick a pig in my eye!
*The Chorus*
Oh, I love pork,
Oh yes I do!
I could eat chops,
And pork rinds too!
"Pork's not healthy!"
I don't care!
Love pork so much,
I keep it in my underwear
Pork!
Pork!
Can't beat that taste
Pork!
Don't let the fat go to waste
Pork!
Made from piggies and lard
Pork!
Eat it in the backyard
*Chorus*
Pork!
I have a pork watch!
Pork!
Rub pork on my crotch!
Pork!
Hate to slaughter that hog!
Pork!
Piggies give me blowjobs!
*Chorus*
Pork!
Not healthy or neat!
Pork!
Eat it out on the street!
Pork!
Rub it between your feet!
Pork!
The meat that I like to eat!
Pork!
The meat that I like to eat!
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