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The Lone Gunmen Issue 019
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| | | | __ | | <_ | Issue #:019
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/ _ / THE LONE GUNMEN Presents: \ _ \
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| | Jargon | |
| | Written By: Overlord | |
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*** In this day and age, anyone can get there hands on txt philez and that ***
*** means that even the YuppIe kids, who don't follow directions, can (and ***
*** will probly blow there faces,hands,fingers,noses,legs,nipples, and P-P ***
*** blown off, so befor you continue read the File "DISCLAIM.ER!" that was ***
*** included in the .ZIP file. it basicly says that you cant sew me if you ***
*** get fucked. **************************************************************
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Considering that TLG Editor's/Writer's are superior to the rest
of the human race it is only right that they should have thier own
type of writing style, Not just the topic but the word. I decided to
put together a sort of language to be used in writing. If you happen
to be TLG writer then USE IT! For if you don't Satan Will rip your
spine out your butt. A little hint: A good way to stay in the right
jargon is to say it in Scottish. Tis a bit mer fun laddy's!
HUMAN'S TLG EDITOR'S
1. this <--equivalent--> 1. dis, tis
2. that 2. dat
3. understand 3. ken
4. forgot 4. fergot
5. dead 5. ded
6. because 6. cuz, bicuz
7. to 7. ta
8. thing 8. ting
9. thank you 9. thanx, tanx's
10. what 10. wha
11. your 11. thy, yer
12. you 12. ye, thee
13. something 13. suptin
14. good 14. bonny
15. bad 15. suxs
16. how are... 16. howz
17. done 17. dun
18. says 18. sez
19. said 19. sed
20. going to 20. gunna
21. I don't know 21. dunno
22. yes 22. yup, yep
23. no 23. nay, nope
24. man, bro 24. laddie
25. chick 25. lassie
Dis be jus a fermat a wha ye shude rite like. Neva uze a "ing" an'
fele free ta replace any an' all letter's a de werd.
I figure you gize are sumwhat smart soz I imagine dat you can figure
out the million's a oder werd's dat I neglekted ta put down.
If yaz dunna like it den yer ALL LAMER'S AND YOU SUCK GOAT BALL'S!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
