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The Lone Gunmen Issue 021
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/ _ / THE LONE GUNMEN Presents: \ _ \
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| | The Duck Tape FaQ.. | |
| | Written By: Mulder | |
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*** In this day and age, anyone can get there hands on txt philez and that ***
*** means that even the YuppIe kids, who don't follow directions, can (and ***
*** will probly blow there faces,hands,fingers,noses,legs,nipples, and P-P ***
*** blown off, so befor you continue read the File "DISCLAIM.ER!" that was ***
*** included in the .ZIP file. it basicly says that you cant sew me if you ***
*** get fucked. **************************************************************
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Index:
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0.0: What is Duck Tape?
0.1: Is there emanations of Duck Tape?
0.2: Where can I get Duck Tape?
0.3: How much dose Duck Tape cost?
0.4: Is there any thing stronger that Duck Tape?
0.5: What can Duck Tape Do?
0.6: Is Duck Tape safe to use on a Human?
0.7: Is Duck Tape safe on anything other that's not human?
0.8: Why should I use Duck Tape?
0.9: Who uses Duck Tape?
1.0: What can I do with Duck Tape?
0.0: What is Duck Tape?
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Duck Tape is a Very strong industrial tape...
Duck Tape is a Four inch wide gray tape that
has thin pieces of string in side the tape
making it very strong and durable.
0.1: Is there and Emanation of Duck Tape?
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To My Knowledge there isn't any emanation of
Duck Tape..
0.2: Where can I get Duck Tape?
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You can get Duck Tape at just about any
Hardware store. Some of the best examples
are Kmart, Ace Hardware, Ect...
0.3: How much dose Duck Tape cost?
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It's only a couple of bucks.. Pocket change.
And if worse comes to worse five finger discount
it.
0.4: Is there any thing stronger that Duck Tape?
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Yes... In fact there is something stronger than
Duck Tape... It's called Packing Tape this is some
strong shit... I didn't believe until I saw it for
myself.
0.5: What can Duck Tape Do?
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Well ya can do just about any thing with it.
(Play McGyver)
0.6: Is Duck Tape safe to use on a Human?
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Yes and No.. You can understand the yes
but the NO... Why you ask? Just thing of
all those little hairs that you can pull
out very slowly...
0.7: Is Duck Tape safe on anything other that's not human?
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Well I've never tried it, but WHY NOT... Just think
of all of those little furry woodland animals ya
can have fun with.
0.8: Why should I use Duck Tape?
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Why not.... Ya can fix just
about every with it..
0.9: Who uses Duck Tape?
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McGyver, The Clam (Inside joke)
1.0: What can I do with Duck Tape?
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The use for Duck Tape are unlimited...
The only limitation is your imagination.
