The Lone Gunmen Issue 077

eZine lover (@eZine)

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The Lone Gunmen

 · 26 Apr 2019

  

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                   / _ /    ThE LONE GUNMEN Presents:   \ _ \ 
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                  | |    Pranks, Mischief, and REVENGE     | | 
                  | |          Written By:JoKer            | | 
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*** In this day and age, anyone can get there hands on text philez and that*** 
*** means that even the yuppie kids, who don't follow directions, can (and *** 
*** will probably blow there faces,hands,fingers,noses,legs,nipples,and P-P*** 
*** blown off, so before you continue read the File "DISCLAIMER!" that was *** 
*** included in the .ZIP file. it basicly says that you cant sew me if you *** 
*** get fucked. ************************************************************** 
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Order call forwarding of the person (victim) to TWA or the  WhiteHouse. 
Call their number repeatedly. Soon the authorities will be tracing you, and 
guesss who will end up in jail 

 
During hot summer (drought season) turn on your victims hose.  Do this for 3 
or four days, and try to remember the look on their face when they ger their 
water bill 

 
Give your enemy's dog or cat some sort of food.  Then melt Exlax onto it. 
Throw them one by one to the unsuspecting animal. 

 
If the enemy has a CB-radio shove straight pins into the coaxial cable on 
antenna.  When person turns it on it will short, causing it to blow up in 
their face 

 
Put nails under their tires at a 45 degree angle 

 
Put fish and other water adaptable animals in their pool 

 
Use fart spray...clothes, house etc 

 
Plant marijuwana in their yard. In a few days call the authorities and report 
them. 

 
Feed Alka Seltzer to a bird and watch it explode (if any one actually does 
this let me know:) 

 
Forward their phones to gay, lesbian, and phone sex lines. 
(good if you are really pissed) 

 
Call the police and report their car as stolen 

 
Go to the store and buy a fake hand.  Rub meat on it, when the owner of a 
dog is not looking give it to the the nice doggy 

 
Put a drop of oil (any kind) in a lighter. Watch them light it and enjoy the 
entertainment 

 
Fasten the sound chip of a crying baby doll to someones chair 

 
When the bathrooms are occupied, switch the MENS and WOMEN signs 

 
During an electrical storm accidently flood their house 

 
Go through a drive through of any fast food resturaunt.  At the ordering sign 
stop get out of your car and walk in the place.  If anyone asks say "My car 
stalled" 

 
Buy traffic cones and re-route the streets 

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emove every newsgroup from their computer except alt.sex.fetish.hamster. 
duct-tape 
SAUCE00Pranks, Mischeif, and REVENGE      JoKer               ThE Lone Gunmen[TlG]19960806b
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