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³ ISSUE 41 - PHONE LOSERS OF AMERICA - ISSUE 41 ³


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³ "Quite frankly your life was in the shitter by the time you first went to ³


³ Texas. You can't blame me for all your fuckups." - Chris Tomkinson, 1995 ³


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³ (1) My quest to become a member of the PLA..............by Digital Dreamer ³


³ (2) Prank Phone Call Transcripts.............................Mouthbreather ³


³ (3) Free Groceries For All..............................The Cookiesnatcher ³


³ (4) Letters ³


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³ Released on October 6, 1996 ³


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³PLA is a publication of information, humor and satire. Nothing in any issue³


³is to ever be taken seriously. We are not responsible for your stupidity³


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³ My quest to become a member of the PLA - by Digital Dreamer ³


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By: Digital Dreamer (Valium on EFnet, Digital on Undernet)





Ever since I can remember, I've always wanted to be a member of PLA.


It was almost instant -- the first time I saw that issue of PLA001, I


have been obsessed. I would read and reread each issue, straining my


eyes to read the text printed from the faded, aged printer ribbon my


friend, Phil had. I didn't have a printer, you see. My TRS-80's


daisywheel had long ago given out. But that didn't deter me.





I realized, soon enough, that my only way to get in to PLA would be to


emulate RedBoxChilliPepper. Even though he wasn't the leader, he was the


one who wrote all the articles, and so his exploits were the most


documented. When I heard that he brought his laptop with him in to work


to do stuff like write issues of PLA, I instantly realized how I could be


like him. I tossed my TRS-80 in the trunk, 10 8inch disks with my latest


warez (written in BASIC-80, I was so proud!), and went to my college


elevator. I knew the elevator had one of those emergency phones, and I


also knew it had a power plug for maintenance. I discreetly smuggled my


TRS-80 under my coat to get by the security guard. I hadn't started


shaving yet (although I could hardly wait to tell Phil when I did!), so I


just told the guard I was a pregnant child prostitute and he let me past.





Once inside the elevator, I ripped the emergency telephone out of the


wall, and lo and behold, there was a wall jack. Quickly setting up my


TRS-80, I booted and went into the wardialer I had written. I told it to


start scanning an exchange. I felt like a real Phone Freak. About 3


seconds later, I had arrived at the floor I told the elevator to go to.


Quickly I pushed another button so the doors would close and the elevator


would keep going. Well, that's until the people on the bottom floor


noticed something was amiss and told me to stop. But I didn't care, I


had scanned an entire exchange, and the results were stored on a single 8


inch disk. I could hardly wait to get home and tell my mom!





I emailed RedBoxChilliPepper about this repeatedly, and not once did he


reply. I figured he wasn't that impressed, since he had probably done it


himself before, so I decided to use his own tricks against him. I


quickly got the Phrack list of outdials that Erikb had published 3 years


ago, along with Phrack 47. Unfortunately, none of them worked, but after


whining on EFNet #phreak for about 3 hours (it took 2 just to get on the


IRC at 300 baud from my trusty TRS -- the accoustic couplers kept falling


off), someone told me one. So I quickly telnetted to it from my friend's


machine (I had hacked his password by watching him type it in at school)


and dialed up the relay service. I asked them to please dial directory


assistance for Illinois. I realize now that I could have just dialed up


tdd directory assistance for Illinois direct, but I was young and


foolish. Anyway, I told them that I didn't actually have a name or


number or address. However, I did have a .GIF of him, so I drew it best


I could for the tdd relay operator using my ASCII art skills, and asked


her to describe it to the directory assistance operator. After I did


that, she said "sksk" and hung up. Ah-A! I had it, RBCP's name was


"sksk". Now I could scare him with my Phone Phreak (Phil told me that


was how it was spelled -- I didn't get it, they said never to spell stuff


like that in English class, but I didn't want to make a scene by pointing


out Phil's mistake) Skills. I was so proud.





I then emailed RBCP several more time, addressing him by name (Hi,


there, sksk. Yes, I know your name, my skills are *that* leet, fear me.)


(Phil helped me write that one) to scare him. I must have scared him so


much he couldn't bear to reply, because he didn't. I was so happy, I


danced around the house singing "I'm a Phone Phreak, nyah nyah" until my


mom made me stop.





I knew that only impressing RBCP wouldn't be any good -- I'd need to


impress that Zak hooligan, too. So I decided to make some prank


calls through my favorite Bell Relay Service Operator, 4312 (F). Talking


to her always gave me an erection. Here is a log of one.





OPERATOR: number pls ga


ME: 1-800-LOAN-YES


OPERATOR: ringing... 1... 2... (answered) (ca here ... explaining relay


service) .. ok, hello.. ga


ME: BIG PINK DONKEY DICKS! (please hang up, ca)


OPERATOR: ok .. disconnected, ga or sk


ME: hang up, fool.


OPERATOR: ok, thanks for using at&t sksk


ME: yeah, whatever.


<session ends>





I was so proud, I sent Zak taped recordings of my prank calls. They


weren't very interesting, just the sound of my typing for about 20


minutes, but I saw he liked doing that a lot, so I sent them anyway. He


never replied, he must have been real peachy keen impressed. I was soo


happy.





As I was browsing the PLA website in lynx one day, I saw that they had


an application form up! Excitedly, I took it home and got my mom and


dad to help me fill it out for me. I was a bit worried when there was


the section to enter in your credit card, since I had heard they were


Credit Card Phreaks, but I filled it in anyway.





I mailed it in, and while I was waiting for a response, my parents got


a big shock. Boy howdy, the bill on that credit card was $1,000e10! How


did that happen? I thought it might have been PLA, but I was too afraid


to tell my parents. They changed their credit card number with some


white out and an exacto knife, but still they kept getting billed.


Eventually, they just gave up and cancelled the credit card, but it


didn't stop there. I kept getting 20-30 calls a DAY with people just


calling up, saying "Jim Rimmer" (that's my name, they must have got it


the same was as me through the relay service, since I have my picture up


on my homepage). I began to get real frustrated, and got the telephone


company (Back-Asswards-Communications, Inc. One time when I was down


there looking at the new switches (they upgraded to SxS) as part of a


tour, they mentioned they were really called Oncor, but that they never


used that name except at formal occasions) to change my number. The phone


calls stopped for about 20 seconds, and then resumed. I was so


surprised, I wondered who could be doing it.





Well, the calls slowed down for a while, but then one morning I woke up


when the doorbell rang. I looked out my window and my street was


positively filled with all sorts of trucks, cars, vans and fire


department vehicles! I was so worried I wet myself. But once I changed


clothes, I told them all it was a mistake and to go away. Well, it was


hard to get that all out, because I had a bran muffin in my mouth


and all these reporters were asking me questions. But I eventually got


it out once I accidentally spat out my bran muffin on some guy standing


beside me.





Anyway, then my phone line changed somehow. It started asking me for


quarters! I thought this must be some change in billing procedures, but I


also realized this would be the perfect chance for me to try out my


Red Box! Wow, I called all my friends over and we sat around the phone.


I picked it up and hit the quarter button. Unfortunately, it didn't


work! All my friends called me a loser and beat me up for my lunchmoney,


but I didn't care. I was a Phone Phreak!





Sadly, I have been unable to continue persuing my membership


in PLA, because my TRS-80 accoustic modem can't dial over the new kind of


phone line. My parents are afraid to go to the telco office and ask them


to change it, because the billing office is out in the middle of the


forest and is surrounded by bears, hunters and ugly people.





Anyway, I thought I'd share my experiences with you so you too can try


to get into PLA. Good luck!





[dreamer@garrison.inetcan.net]


Digital Dreamer (Valium on EFnet, Digital on Undernet)








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³ Prank Phone Call Transcripts ³


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No PLA issue can be complete without a few prank phone call transcripts. The


following three are done by Mouthbreather (847). The first transcript is from


a collect call made through OCI to an adjacent pay phone that just so happens


to accept collect calls (847-234-9674).





OP: Hello this is OCI, you have a collect call from Mike Hunt.


ME: What? I have a collect call from your cunt? Why the hell is your cunt


calling me?


OP: <pissed> Mike <pause> Hunt


ME: There's a collect call coming from your cunt? That's disgusting! You


are a sick person


OP: I'm putting the call through anyway





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Him: Hello?


Me: Lactation Services incorporated?


Him: Yes.


Me: Hi, I would like to get a breast pump


Him: Sure, hold on one second


Me: Sure <I'm put on hold for awhile...>


Mary: Hello, this is Mary


Me: Hi, I'm interested in a breast pump


Mary: Hi!


Me: Hi, how are you?


Mary: How are you, who is this?


Me: This is Nathan, but you can call me Bobby.


Mary: But I can call you Bobby?


Me: Yeah, that's most my friends call me because when I was a kid...


Mary: uh huh


Me: ...there was this kid in my grade who used to look just like me...


Mary: uh huh


Me: ...and his name was Bobby


Mary: Huh!


Me: And so, like, he was a real trouble maker, and he would always get


beaten up by kids, or people would want to, but they would always


get me instead.


Mary: Oh my goodness.


Me: It was horrible.


Mary: Well it sounds like it. I assume this is for your...


Me: That's why I'm missing my left buttocks.


Mary: <pause> Is your wife there?


Me: Um, no she isn't. this is going to be a gift.


Mary: this is a gift to...


Me: To my wife.


Mary: ...to your wife. Okay so your looking for a purchase


Me: Yes.


Mary: Did you just have the baby? or...


Me: Yes, we just had the baby?


Mary: ...good. Where did you deliver it?


Me: Lake Forest Hospital.


Mary: Lake Forest? And where are you located?


Me: I'm in Lake Forest too.


Mary: Oh, so did you see the add in the yellow pages?


Me: Oh, yes I did.


Mary: Oh, great, that's good...


Me: It was great, i liked it.


Mary: Good. The purchase bress pump I have is called the Medilius


pump-in-style.


Me: Ooohh!


Mary: It's a bress pump that comes...


Me: How many designer colors?


Mary: It comes in blue.


Me: Oh excellent.


Mary: The bag is nav...


Me: Cause the baby is a boy.


Mary: Oh okay, well the bag is navy blue, and ummm...it gives the woman the


capability of pumping both breasts at the same time...


Me: WHOA!


Mary: Is she going back to work?


Me: Not any time soon. If she did could she wear it to work?


Mary: If she did she could bring it to work, yes.


Me: Isn't it kind of bulky though? Would people be like...


<trailing off laughing>


Mary: Is this a prank call or is this serious?


Me: No I'm sorry...


Mary: ok


Me: ...it's just that I'm a little insecure about breasts.


Mary: Oh, well she wouldn't wear it to work, she would use on and off. She's


bress feeding the baby?


Me: Yes. When I say titmouse I start laughing <trails off laughing>


Mary: Okay I take that this is a prank call.


Me: No, when I say titmous I start laughing <trails off laughing>





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PET: Pet Center may I help you?


DAN (ME): Um, yes, I lost my teddy bear, I think I dropped it in your rat


cage and I was wondering if they would, uh, try to rip it apart?


or something?


PET: They might


DAN: They might?


PET: Sure.


DAN: Could you rip it away from them? Cause I like my teddy bear.


PET: Take it away.


DAN: <sobbing> Don't give me any lip, bitch! I'm serious.


My favorite teddy, my favorite fucking teddy bear!


PET: Teddy bear what? A hamster?


DAN: A Teddy BEAR!!! <sobbing> Listen bitch, give me my teddy bear! Now.


PET: Wait, what it is a stuffed teddy bear?


DAN: <sobbing> Yeah, it's a teddy bear!


PET: A stuffed teddy bear.


DAN: YES!!! <sob>


DAN: <different voice> Hello, this is Dan's father, I want my teddy bear. My


son was in their, and he had a teddy bear and he dropped it in the rat


cage.


PET: Here?


DAN: Yes he did, and now the rats are tearing it apart, and you won't do crap


about it! and I'm pissed off.


PET: This is the weirdest...I don't know what to tell you, you're going to...


DAN: What I'm going to do? I'm not in the store, you can do it.


PET: You dropped the teddy bear in a tank in the store here?


DAN: Yes, and know it's ripped apart and you won't do crap about it!


PET: Well... Well...


DAN: Well are you retarded? Can't you speak? And now I'm at home...


PET: You calm down.


DAN: And know I'm at home, and there's no teddy bear, cause it's in the tank.





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Alright here's the thing, me being of the adolecent I am, have to do


adolecent things, one of which is getting a shit job. For three long months I


worked at a fast food chain called "Hardee's". This is a place almost


identical to McDonald's, anyway among the tasks performed there were common


fast food shit like taking orders, dealing with customers, etc, etc. One day


we ran out of strawberries (for milk shakes), and as it were, milk.





So me being the little work horse I am was sent to the nearest Grocery Store


to fetch these needed product's. I was thinking that they would give me money


or a check or some way of paying for these but instead told me to tell the


grocery store to bill it to Hardee's, I said ok and was on my way.





When I retrieved the items and went up to the check out register I simply told


her to charge it to Hardee's. Do we see where this is going yet? They wrote


out a little form and had me sign at the bottom, not asking for ID, proof of


employment or any means of identifacion. So I was on my merry way to my


mundane job thinking "hmmmm, that was too easy".





So I finished up my day's work and the next day (which I had off) went back to


the store wearing my Hardee's uniform and did the same thing, only this time I


took stuff that I wanted, like cigerettes, condoms (so i can have sex)...(ok


so I can be prepared to have sex)........(alright alright i didnt get


condoms!!!) and things to that effect. I went up to the counter and did the


same thing only this time I signed my name as someone who doesnt exist.





It's really that easy to get anything you want from a grocery store. Just make


sure its the closest Grocery Store to the fast food place you are charging it


to.





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³ Letters ³


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Imagine my surprise when I found out that PLA fans can actually compose entire


letters! I was so shocked I decided to clean out my capture directory and put


all the content here. If YOU'D like to tell me where to go, write your letters


to bueno@peak.org. Letters which have signatures longer than the body of the


letter will be heavily edited and printed to make the author look retarded.





Dear PLA:


As a disgruntled ex-Kroger Grocery Store Employee (heavy on the ex, light on


the disgruntled) I have a little knowledge of Kroger's Paging system which I


am more than happy to share for the sake of PLA :)





At my store old store, (I'm not sure about every store but will check others


in a few dayz) the paging extension was 50. If you were a cashier, all you'd


have to do was pick up the phone, dial 50, then broadcast your message over


the entire store. The customer service extension was 255.





If you wanted to take over from the outside you would have to dial up customer


service (ex: 912-925-0095). Then have them switch you to another department.


You wouldn't want to take over through customer service, they get suspicious.


Try getting transfered to a department like produce. Produce is usually


stocked with a bunch of teen age boys who don't give a fuck what you do and


may just help you becuase they are bored as hell. Go figure!





You could also try departments who don't use the phone a lot like Seafood,


Meat Dept, Deli, or Bakery. Now for an employee to transfer you, he must hit


FLASH (click the hook once), 51, then 50 for the paging extension. Now you


gots total control. Give it a try, if you're bored one day and happen to have


an unused calling card code. Good Luck!





N-TREEG





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Dear PLA:


umm, i read pla 39, and you were talking about all the security with them


needing zip codes.... bah ... i did your fool-the-gas-station thing (beat


your record too, got 5 cards in once call from dave the night man) with a


speedway in our huge pop. 200 town here, and when id play around carding


calls through 800-COLLECT (face it, mci deserves more than at&t if only for


their "are you out there at&t" commercials.) and they need the zip code too,


if you get the cards from a small-town gas station then 90% of them will be


the zip code the gas station is in. call the town's post office (or a town


resident if you want to confuse them, i guess) and get the zip code. umm,


have fun with the roam ops.





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Dear PLA:


This is a 13 year old, and you have officially corrupted me. hoo hoo ha ha ha!!


If ya don't mind, we're gonna use your method of messing around with Fred


Meyers (they're up in alaska, too), just cuz it's so d@mn (I'm always one step


ahead of the censors...) funny! I love PLA, you guys are my idols.





thanx-


Quinton





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Dear PLA:


hey me and a buddy visited #rock seeking out constant hassling and we found


nothing just some fukko name phelon made some comment about niggers and i


suddenly transformed into an angry black muslim. no one else ever said


anything. no witty comebacks. what's up? i thought i was suppose to get shit


on if i go in there.





-humbly disgruntled





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Dear RBCP:


I really love your web page, and everthing on it, it really is one of my


favorite, if not #1, but reading through your life story there was one thing I


didn't understand, how in the Helsinki did you pass pennies in quarter rolls


as quarters?! The quarter roll has a wider diameter than the pennies and


unless you cut the paper and glued it... how would you do it... I'm interested


in knowing...for information purposes only, of course.





thanks & keep pla alive for ever,


blucloake


http://members.iglou.com/boiser5/bluecloak.htm





[Although it's very risky, it's also very easy. It goes something like this:


Take one roll of pennies, open it and remove four pennies from the roll,


scotch tape the roll shut very tightly, cut 2 1/2 strips of construction


paper the same width as your new penny roll and tape it around the roll.





Now you should have a cylinder that has the exact same width and diameter


of a roll of quarters. Wrap a quarter wrapper around it, tape the ends,


write a fake name and phone number on the side and you're ready to go. A


safer, yet not as cost effective, alternative would be to remove SIX


pennies from the original roll, then after you've stuck the modified


pennies into the quarter roll, stick a quarter on each side, just in case


the cashier opens it. This saved me a few times. ]





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Dear PLA:


Some pretty amusing pranks there for the 7-11 pinheads to ponder. Me, I won't


even go into a 7-11 store. Haven't ever since the puss-brains quit selling


cigarette papers. Nuts to 7-11. I'm kind've an aging fart, 45 going on 46, but


I still chuckle when I think of the whacky shit a buddy of mine and myself


used to do to unsuspecting store employees, customers and innocent bystanders


when we were teenagers. I'd better not email you details of the incidents,


even though it's been at least 28 years since most of them occurred because I


don't know who all can read this shit.





I will say, however, that if a prankster has a particular convenience store


for targeting and the store has sliding glass doors they leave open on hot


days (not many stores left like that I know) several well aimed jumbo sized


firework rockets through the open doors will make everyone inside hit the deck


pronto. I stick to more mundane things nowadays, like writing whacky crap for


the web. Check out my channel at http://clix.net/clix/dooleys if you're


interested.





Later


Dinosaur Dooley





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Dear PLA:


This is so cool! I've found stuff here that isn't anywhere else on the Net!


The instructions are also more in-depth than the ones on other sites, so even


an idiot like me can figure it out. By the way, I called Netcom for a free


disk and they said their disks were only available with payment for the first


month.





Brian


Chambersurg, PA





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Dear PLA:


Hey RBCP, awhile back my comp was on the fritz and I only had a few text files


for inspiration. One was by you about the cordless phone fun you had with a


neighbor in Illinois. That kept my spirits up till I got back online.





Thanx!


iamone





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Dear PLA:


You guys kick ass!! After reading the revenge issue I canceled all of my


principal's credit cards & various other things but I also tormented Walmart


so much over the intercom system (extension 13) that they changed it to auto


dial exstensions so that I couldn't get on them anymore.


-Atomic Punk





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Dear PLA:


I've found a new way to block 800 ANI. It is called Net2Phone and allows


people to place calls using a piece software which connects to IDT's (the


company offering Net2Phone) servers and routes the call from their fones in


New Jersey to wherever you want to call.





Here is how they describe it, "Net2Phone enables Internet users with sound


equipped PCs to initiate calls from their computers and transmit them over the


Internet to IDT's phone switches. The switches then convert the signal from


the 'packet switch network' Internet environment to the 'circuit switch


network' telephone environment. And then to its' final destination - any


ordinary telephone. The result is real-time uninterrupted voice communication


between the two calling parties."





This service is offered for free on 800 and 888 numbers. If you want to call


regular numbers it cost's extra. Unfortunately, after you call the number, you


cannot send tones and it is too staticky to use a tone dialer. Grab a copy at


http://www.net2phone.com.





Keystroke - prenzo@soho.ios.com





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Dear PLA:


Have you read the latest/last issue of Phrack? Well I have and discovered that


Erik B will no longer be publishing Phrack does that mean he won't publish PLA


either? Please say it ain't so!





[It's true that erikb won't be writing PLA anymore but fortunately an even


better editor has decided to take the reigns. Your new editors are


Emmanuel Goldstien and Chris Tomkinson. I might still write an occasional


article, though. For those who read 2600, don't worry - PBX Phreak will


be taking over as head editor there. Thanks for your concern.]





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Dear PLA:


You're pretty damn funny. I'm gonna drive out there this summer just to


harass you.





Lupus Yonderboy


Henderson, KY





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Hey RBCP,


Still got those annoying neighbors? Here's my personally guaranteed method of


Cactusing them. Next time they piss you off, wait for the newspaper courier


to throw their paper into their yard. Right after the courier leaves, sneak


over and steal your neighbors newspaper. Replace it with a neatly rolled and


rubber banded newspaper from last week. Do this for about a week. They'll


get pissed becuase they will be paying for a paper they didn't get. You'll


get a free paper out of the deal and can get rid of wasted paper. (Great


Recycling program). Even an added bonus if the newspaper guy has been a real


pain in the ass lately, he'll probably get chewed out by his boss!





After stealing their paper for a week, try canceling their paper service. Or


if they come home from work late, steal their paper and cut out all the really


interesting articles, then roll it back up and leave in their front yard.


You'll be surprised how many people are newspaper dependent!





Peace OOoouutttTTT....


N-TREEG





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Dear PLA:


I don't know if you are in to getting soda out of machines or not, but I'll


send my idea anyway. I've found that, with a friend to hold up the trap door


where soda comes out, you can stick your arm inside a pepsi machine and pull


soda out. This is for 20oz. bottle dispensers. On can machines, you need more


time and a secluded place. You probably will need to break the plastic cover


just above the slot where soda comes out. Once this is off, you will see a


bar held in place by a pin. This bar stops the door from coming up too far.


Just use some pliers and pull the pin off, Then slide the bar out and you can


stick your arm inside and get free soda. Schools with machines in the locker


room are the best place to do this. You can also use a broomstick to


accomplish the same thing if you can't get your arm inside the machine.





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Dear PLA:


Hi. I'm the co-founder of the PLA Bay Area Division (I like to call it


PLA-BAD) here in California. I went to Radio Shack one day about a week ago


to buy a tone dialer (gee, I wonder why?). They were out of tone dialers, but


the idiot employee who was working at the time (his name was David) told me I


could pay for it now and come back in a couple days to get it when they got


their new shipment in. He told me he would remember me. I gave him my money,


he gave me a receipt, and I went home.





Two days later, I went back to pick up my tone dialer. David wasn't working,


so I showed my receipt to some other employee and he gave me a tone dialer. I


left. A few minutes later, I realized that I forgot to buy batteries. I went


back, and guess what--David was working!





He looked at me, said "Oh, I remember you!" and gave me another tone dialer.


The guy who gave me the first one was nowhere in sight. So I got two tone


dialers for the price of one. Oh, and the phone number for the Radio Shack


where this happened is 408-746-0809. The store is located in Sunnyvale, CA.





DarkCactus (darkcactus@hotmail.com)





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Dear PLA:


As of June the US Postal Service (sadly) is now sending out confirmation on


address changes and forwards. Thought you might like to know (if you don't


already) cuz that affects your revenge document.





------------





Dear PLA:


Hey, me and Hormone were messing around and we found this new way to make free


long distance, and thought you might want to include it in in a future issue.


We called up the Bon (department store), and we got transfered to the Tiger


Shop (they sell clothes there or something), we talked to some sales Rep named


Tracy and i pretended to be from security, and said that we were doing a


routine check to see if the employee's knew the info they were supposed to. We


got her name and her employee number.. Then we called back, talked to the Bon


opeartor, and Hormone said he was Tracy from extension 6170 (The tiger shop)


and that he needed an outside line. She asked for his employee number, and


then the number we wanted to dial. .. he gave him Disneyland security, and


the call went through... They must deduct whatever the charges are from that


person's pay roll or something.. Hormone also hasn't hit puberty yet, so he


can pose as a girl pretty good :) ..Otherwise you would have to search around


until you found a guy working there.





pISer





[Wow, Hormone is going to be thrilled to have that announced to the whole


world. Thanks for the ideas!]





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And yet another issue of PLA comes to an end. The next issue shouldn't be


quite so delayed as the last one but you never know. PLA's Main Headquarters


(i.e. Me) will be relocating somewhere east of California & west of Georgia


by the next issue so be on the lookout for the new address if you're planning


on sending a pipebomb to me or anything. Until then, check out the following


really neat-o electronic 'zines:





FLaK.........................................http://www.peak.org/~bueno/flak/


Prohibited Data Processing.............http://www.peak.org/~bueno/prohibited/








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³ roy@icsi.interconnect.net.............................Zak a.k.a. el_jefe ³


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³ http://www.apci.net/~eightbal/............Eight Ball's PLA Corner Pocket ³


³ http://www.pancreas.com/libs/pla.htm...........THe FLoaTinG PanCReaS BBS ³


³ http://peak.org/~bueno/pla.html.........Phone Losers of America Homepage ³


³ http://www.spiff.net/~apok0lyp/index.html.............PLA, Manson, Anime ³


³ http://www.compumedia.com/~jnoonan/pla..Delirium's Original PLA Web Page ³


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