Underground eXperts United File 340

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· 26 Apr 2019

  

 
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         [  Swedish Moose Surprise  ]                [  By Knyttet  ] 

 
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                            Swedish Moose Surprise 
                                   by Knyttet 

  They were just like typical tourists in Sweden. They came from Germany by 
car. They hadn't really bothered to learn anything about swedish traffic 
regulations. And why should they, they were GERMANS. When all the swedes 
drove about in 110 km/hour, just like all law obeying swedes do, the German 
car passed them with a speed of about 250 km/hour. But the swedes weren't 
really bothered, at least this one didn't have a caravan behind it. That 
was quite common too, by the way, that a car with German plates passed with 
that speed AND with a caravan attached to it. Of course there were some old 
men with caps out there who became upset about the speeding car, but who 
listens to old people nowadays, and especially if they wear caps. 

  So with this speed the germans passed through the landscape of Sweden. They 
were eager to see as much as possible, and this was the same thing as going 
as far as possible. I can't understand what you can see at 250 km/hour, but 
I guess the germans do. 

  The day passed by and the night came. What the germans didn't know, and what 
all swedes know, is that at this time of the year, is when all the moose start 
to move around. I guess it wouldn't really matter if they had known what hit 
them. Now death came immediately, so I guess they didn't care what the 
grey/brown big mass that crashed into their car was. 

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                           | Ernst och Eva Blitzmann | 
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                           |     *1944 - +1996       | 
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                           | Har hastigt lmnat oss. | 
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