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Issue 6, 2/3/2002
Written by:
The Warning Crew
Copyright © 2002 The Warning Crew
Website:
http://warningzine.microsux.com
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Contacts:
Editor: Happy_Hardcor3@punkmusic.com
Admin: cphifer@subdimension.com
Advertising: cphifer@subdimension.com
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The Editor Yells
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HEY! I AM QUITE OUT OF IDEAS. I NEED SOME HELP FROM
YOU NOBLE READERS. I NEED YOU TO WRITE SOME ARTICLES.
I AM NOT ACCTUALLY OUT OF IDEAS BUT I WOULD LIKE TO
HAVE SOME WORK BY OTHERS IN THE ZINE! ENJOY!
Happy_Hardcor3
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AD:
www.neo-cominten.com
A great e-rag.
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Army
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I have a rant. The army wont quit calling me. They want me for my
computer skills. I am all like, I have AIDS and they are all like well
we can still use you in computer work. I want these cammo hick
ass mofos, to leave me alone. GAWD! The same guy calls every
time and he is all like. Hey boy! You want to get in that there Army
and get you a free clage edumacation and I am like not really. Then
he is all like come on boy! And I am still just like no. This goes on for
about 15 minutes normally. I finally tell him I got some work to do and
he is like well if you cahnge your mind call me, you got my number. I
never wrote his number down.
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I Can't Stop
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You infiltrate my inner soul.
Your inside deeper than deep.
Stronger and tied up in me even when I sleep.
I'm free as bird.
No more commands no more voices I've heard.
No more spiritual shackals awareness of my concience.
Think rational, my feelings for you are eternal.
I can't stop loving you!
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AD:
Want money? Get a job.
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My Phone
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My phone has some numbers on the bottom.
This series of numbers is called a serial number.
I will read the numbers to you.
But first I want to describe my phone.
My phone is green and kinda transparent.
It has a grey attena.
It is cordless.
The numbers are 14018362.
Do you like my phone?
You better.
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