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Issue 8, 1/16/2002
Written by:
The Warning Crew
Copyright © 2002 The Warning Crew
Website:
http://warningzine.microsux.com
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Contacts:
Editor: Happy_Hardcor3@punkmusic.com
Admin: cphifer@subdimension.com
Advertising: cphifer@subdimension.com
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Editor Trash
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Hola. How is everyone? Welcome to issue #8 wow. Seems like it
was just days ago I had the first release. It's been over a month
though. I really dun have much to say so just read the crap and
enjoy or at least I hope you enjoy. I enjoy writing for you, so the
least you could do is enjoy reading for me. END.
Happy_Hardcor3
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AD:
Kiss My Ass!
www.kissmyass.com
(more than likely porno.)
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Win $1000 A Month For Life
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This is bullshit. Why do these dumb drink companys promise you
shit like this. Well there are some cool people working for Coca-
Cola. Today during my financial class the Coke guy was out by
the Coke truck getting the Coke's out to restock the machine
with, and I asked him, "Hey can I have a Coke?" And he said,
"Shure." and got a 2 liter out of one of the racks and tossed it
at me. I went into the class again and everyone started laughing
at me cause I was the only person with the balls to ask him.
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My Glasses
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I lost my glasses.
I found my glasses.
I better keep up with my glasses.
I have not lost my glasses since then.
I only lost them 8 hours ago.
I couldn't see.
I could after I found them.
I like poptarts.
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AD:
Ku Klux Klan
The home of a bunch of biggot bastards!
Own them at all cost!
www.kukluxklan.com
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The Hackers Manifesto by The Mentor
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The Conscience of a Hacker
Another one got caught today, it's all over the papers.
"Teenager Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal",
"Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering"...Damn kids. They're all alike.
But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's
technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker? Did
you ever wonder what made him tick, what forces shaped him, what
may have molded him?
I am a hacker, enter my world...
Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter
than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me...
Damn underachiever. They're all alike.
I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers
explain forthe fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I
understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it
in my head..." Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.
I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second,
this is cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake,
it's because I screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me...
Or feels threatened by me... Or thinks I'm a smart ass...
Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...
Damn kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.
And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing
through the phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, an
electronic pulse is sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day
incompetencies is sought... a board is found.
"This is it... this is where I belong..."I know everyone here... even if I've never met them,
never talked to them,may never hear from them again... I know you all...
Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're all alike...
You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at
school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you
did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been
dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that
had something to teach found us willing pupils, but those few are
like drops of water in the desert.
This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch,
the beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already
existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't
run by profiteering gluttons, and you callus criminals. We
explore... and you call us criminals. We seek after knowledge...
and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color, without
nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals.
You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie
to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're
the criminals.
Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of
judging people by what they say and think, not what they
look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that
you will never forgive me for.
I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this
individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.
+++The Mentor+++
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