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"ASCII TEXT SO REAL IT CAUSE DIZZINESS"
P R E S E N T S *** * * *** *** *** *** P R E S E N T S
"Femenist *** * * *** *** * * * *** by : SaucerWithAltitude
Assault " * * *** *** *** * * and SciencePad 123
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Raving Demogoue would like the title.. Whooooo...
50 Things to do tonight
A look into the future plans of YFi!@
:
1: Make fun of Lorus until he bleeds and begs for mercy
2: Not eat toast
3: Infiltrate Razor Docs
4: Write a short story lump, entitled "YFI's short story Lump"
5: Eat Crome Junkie's girlfriend
6: Roll Hard in our phat YFI stickers (see next file for marketing ploy)
7: Eat you
8: Wonder about Suicidal Tendencies lyrics
9: Wonder about Godflesh lyrics
10: Play frogger and frogger 3-deep (SciencePad 123 made this up, but
I'll humor him.
11: Get fucked up on acidwarp.exe
12: Adopt Kurt Loader
13: Close paratheseees)
14: Plan destruction of Razor from the Dox division up! We will hit
them where it hurts! Lorus! We come for yoOOOOO!
15: Infiltrate as many Warez groups as possible in one night! The night
is young, my faithful companion and the idiots are hot and ready.
They never felt so full.
16: Load Mercury with a pitchfork (again, I humor SP 123)
17: Wish that Nat King Cole was a cyber-ghod.
18: Kill Billy Idol. He's the idiot, and we're the punks.
19: When was he ever punk? Oh, sorry... You can't DO that..
20: Create ascii so real it causes dizziness
21: Destroy the directory structuure of SP123's HardDrive... That's
right, 500 megs of a root directory madness.
22: Get fucked up on our Mudhoneys.
23: There is no drinking age in Europe! You can get SmASheD there. If
you are DUMB.
24: is 3 times 8.
25: is a perfect square! Get out of the Disco! Poser!
26: Explode like Ripe Melons.. You know how ripe melons explode..
Yeah.. Like that..
27: Hate
28: Plant birds and expend seed. Really. Do it. Now.
29: Engage in pointless nihilism.
30: Eat shit and die.
31: Begin Vomit Day festivites!@ Hooray! Party!@! Bring the Vomit!
Anthrax! Where are you!
32: Cut out the fucking stickers for you worthless people.
33: No. Billy Korigan has NO IDEA what you mean.
34: Make that 35 and 36!!@ I like tha color. I'm gonna get me some a
that stuphh!@
37: Bite me
38: Develop geometric proof of our coolness.
39: Like that sort of thing.
40: Be that kind of girl.
41: Like the cars. The cars that go boom. Cuz we're Tigra and Bonnie
and we like the Boom!
42: Burp it all up. Oh baby. Oh baby.
43: Torque the Gourd.
44: Sow your seed.
45: Reep what you sow.
46: Bake your cake and sleep in it.
47: Throw temper tantrums in front of a live studio audience.
48: Experience a rebirth of wonder.
49: Carry a carbine.
50: In a time of revolution for instance, we could have made it.
Damn.
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|| |_| ;-- o [| YFI - THE TEXT GROUP THAT GIVES SLIGHTLY LESS THAN A FUCK IS ||
|| | |-- | [| PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE HAVE *NO* PEICE OF MIND ||
|| __| | | [| THEY HAVE NO PURPOSE AT ALL BESIDES "SuPahEl8te : yF1 WHq!#" ||
|| ... ... . [| PLUS, WE SPEAK MARGINAL ENGLISH AND RIP OFF WARES GROUPS. ||
|| digitdigit[| AND WE HAVE AN ODD PENCHANT FOR UGLY ASCII FOOTERS. -yFi '92 ||
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PEDAL MY METAL
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"Nell Carter is coming! Open your mouth!"
"That's right. She's coming soon to a YFI near you!"
"Nell Carter, the next YFI real draft member!"
Copyright bullshit in 1214 by bullshitboy.
With REAL copyright feel!@
-EoF
