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[E2S / 0MFuXS] [Old MF'ers Union of X-Bar Switchmen] - May '95
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Nummer 4
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GAWD this is BORING but it's at a REQUEST oh GEEZ
this is ANNOYING I should be getting PAID!
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Well, look for the hidden PHUNKRONYMS. Keeps me from reverting to watching
infomercials at 2am. Did you know Dura-Lube outlubricates.. Oh nevermind.


4. TCP's Acronym Compilation [1995 TCP - E2S]
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1ESS - Electronic Switching System Model 1
1AESS - Electronic Switching System Model 1A
2BESS - Electronic Switching System Model 2B
3AESS - Electronic Switching System Model 3A
3ACC - 3A Central Control
5ESS - Electronic Switching System Model 5E
5XB - X-Bar Model 5

AAAH - 75VDC line ring, mouth-suck connection.

AAX - Automated Attendant Exchange
ABATS - Automatic Bit Access Test System
ABHC - Average Busy Hour Calls
ABS - Alternative Billing Service
ABSBH - Average Busy Season Busy Hour
ACB - Annoyance Call Bureau
ACC - Audio Communications Controller
ACCS - Automated Calling Card Service
ACD - Automatic Call Distributor
ACDA - Automatic Call Disposition Analyzed
ACE - Automatic Calling Equipment
ACF - Advanced Communications Functions
ACH - Attempt per Circuit per Hour
ACOF - Attendant Control of Facilities
ACP - Action Pine
ACSU - Advanced T1 Channel Service Unit

ACTIFED - BuZZ AlDRiN uses it!

ACTS - Automated Coin Toll Service
ACU - Alarm Control Unit
ACU - Automatic Calling Unit
ADCCP - Advance Data Communications Control Procedure
ADCI - Automatic Display Call Indicator
ADN - Abbreviated Dialing Number
ADS - Advanced Digital System
ADS - Audio Distribution System
ADS - Auxilary Data System

ADVIL - Advanced Medicine for Pain

AFACTS - Automatic FACilities Test System
AFADS - Automatic Force Adjustment Data System
AFSK - Automatic Frequency Shift Keying

AFK - I wish I was now.

AIC - Automatic Intercept Center
AICC - Automatic Intercept Communications Controller
AIOD - Automatic Identification of Outward Dialing (AT&T)
AIS - Automatic Intercept System
ALBO - Automatic Line BuildOut
ALFE - Analog Line Front End

AL - Makes Good Burgers.

ALI - Automatic Location Indentification
ALIT - Automatic Line Insulation Testing
ALRU - Automatic Line Record Update
ALS - Automated List Service
AM - Administrative Module
AM - Amplitude Modulation
AMA - Automatic Message Accounting
AMACS - AMA Collection System
AMARC - AMA Recording Center
AMASE - AMA Standard Entry
AMAT - AMA Transmitter
AMATPS - AMA TeleProcessing System
AMPS - Advanced Mobile Phone Service
AN - Associated Number
ANA - Automatic Number Announcement
ANC - All Number Calling
ANI - Automatic Number Identification
ANAC - Automatic Number Annunciator
ANIF - Automatic Number Identification Failure
AOSS - Auxilliary Operator Service System
AP - Attached Processor
APC - AMARC Protocol Converter
APS - Automatic Protection Switch
AR - Alarm Report
ARC - Audio Response Controller
ARIS - Audichron Recorded Information System
ARS - Automatic Route Selection (Least Cost, AT&T Centrex)
ARSB - Automated Repair Service Bureau

ARTIE - PIPE!

ARU - Audio Response Unit
ASCII - American Standard Code for Information Interchange
ASOC - Administrative Service Oversight Center
ASPEN - Automatic System for Performance Evaluation of the Network
AT - Access Tandem
ATB - All Trunks Busy
AT&T - American Telephone and Telegraph
ATC - Automatic Transmission Control
ATH - Abbreviated Trouble History
ATI - Automatic Test Inhibit
ATIS - Automatic Transmitter Identification System
ATMS - Automated Trunk Measurement System
ATP - All Tests Pass
ATR - Alternate Trunk Routing
ATRS - Automated Trouble Reporting System
ATTC - Automatic Transmission Test and Control circuit
ATTCOM - AT&T COMmunications
ATTIS - AT&T Information System
AUDIX - AUDio Information eXchange
AUTODIN - AUTOmatic DIgital Network
AUTOVON - AUTOmatic VOice Network

AUTOMOBILE - "CAR"

AUXF - AUXillary Frame
AVD - Alternate Voice Data

B6ZS - Bipolar with 6 Zero Subsitution
B911 - Basic 911
BAMAF - BELLCORE AMA Format
BANCS - Bell Administrative Network Communications System
BCC - Blocked Call Cleared
BCD - Binary Coded Decimal
BCD - Blocked Call Delayed
BCS - Batch Change Supplement
BDT - Billing Data Transmitter

BEEF - It's Whats for Dinner

BEF - Band Elimination Filter
BELLCORE- BELL Communications Research
BETRS - Basic Exchange Telecommunications Radio Service
BHC - Busy Hour Calls
BISP - Business Information System Program
BL/DS - Busy Line/Don't Answer
BLF - Busy Line Field
BLS - Business Listing Service
BLV - Busy Line Verification
BNS - Billed Number Screening
BOC - Bell Operating Company
BOR - Basic Output Report
BORSCHT - Battery/Overvoltage/Ringing/Supervision/Coding/Hybrid Test
BOS - Business Office Supervisor
BOSS - Billing and Order Support System

BOSS - Born in the USA.

BOT - Beginning Of Tape
BPOC - Bell Point Of Contact
BPS - Bits Per Second
BPSS - Basic Packet-Switching Service
BRAT - Business Residence Account Tracking system
BRCS - Business Residence Custom Service
BRI - Basic Rate Interface
BRM - Basic Remote Module
BS - Banded Signaling
BSA - Basic Serving Arrangements
BSBH - Busy Season Busy Hour
BSC - Business Service Center
BSCM - Bi-synchronous Communications Module
BSE - Basic Service Elements
BSOC - Bell Systems Operating Company
BSRFS - Bell System Reference Frequency Standard
BST - Basic Services Terminal
BT - Bus Terminator
BTAM - Basic Telecommunications Access Message

B'TANG - Noise made when popping open a midswitch

BTL - Bell Telephone Laboratories
BTN - Billing Telephone Number
BVA - Billing Validation Application
BVC - Billing Validation Center
BWM - Broadcast Warning Message
BWT - Broadcast Warning TWX
BWTS - BandWidth Test Set

CA - CAble
CABS - Carrier Access Billing System
CAC - Calling-card Authorization Center
CAC - Carrier Access Code
CAC - Circuit Administration Center
CAC - Customer Administration Center
CAD - Computer-Aided Dispatch
CADV - Combined Alternate Data/Voice
CAI - Call Assembly Index
CAIS - Colocated Automatic Intercept System
CALRS - Centralized Automatic Loop Reporting System
CAMA - Centralized Automatic Message Accounting
CAROT - Centralized Automatic Reporting On Trunks
CAS - Circuit Associated Signaling
CAS - Computerized Autodial System

CASIO - What the midget plays in the trunk of our Honda when
we go phreaking.

CAT - Craft Access Terminal
CATLAS - Centralized Automatic Trouble Locating and Analysis System
CBS - CrossBar Switching
CBX - Computerized Branch eXchange
CC - Central Control
CC - Common Control
CC - Country Code
CCC - Central Control Complex
CCC - Computer Control Center
CCH - Connections per Circuit per Hour
CCIS - Common Channel Interoffice Signaling
CCNC - Common Channel Network Controller
CCNC - Computer/Communications Network Center
CCR - Customer-Controlled Reconfiguration
CCS - Common Channel Signaling
CCS - Hundred (C) Call Seconds
CCSA - Common-Control Switching Arrangement
CCT - Central Control Terminal
CCTAC - Computer Communications Trouble Analysis Center
CCU - COLT Computer Unit
CCV - Calling Card Validation

CD - 5 Percent Interest Rate! Apply Now!

CDA - Call Data Accumulator
CDA - Coin Detection and Announcement
CDAR - Customer Dialed Account Recording
CDCF - Cumulative Discounted Cash Flow
CDF - Combined Distributing Frame
CDI - Circle Digit Identification
CDO - Community Dial Office
CDPR - Customer Dial Pulse Receiver
CDR - Call Dial Rerouting
CDS - Craft Dispatch System
CDT - Call Data Transmitter
CEF - Cable Entrance Facility
CEI - Comparably Efficient Interconnection
CEV - Controlled Environment Vault

CERTS - With Retsyn (Tm)

CF - Coin First
CGN - Concentrator Group Number
CIC - Carrier Identification Code
CICS - Customer Information Control System
CII - Call Identity Index
CIS - Customized Intercept Service
CLASS - Centralized Local Area Selective Signaling
CLASS - Custom Local Area Signaling Service
CLDN - Calling Line Directory Number
CLEI - Common-Language Equipment Identification
CLI - Calling Line Ident
CLID - Calling Line IDentification
CLLI - Common-Language Location Identification
CMAC - Centralized Maintenance and Administration Center
CMC - Construction Maintenance Center
CMDF - Combined Main Distributing Frame
CMDS - Centralized Message Data System
CMS - Call Management System
CMS - Circuit Maintenance System
CMS - Communications Management Subsystem
CMS - Conversational Monitoring System
CMT - Cellular Mobile Telephone
CMU - COLT Measurement Unit
CN - Change Notice
CN/A - Customer Name/Address
CNA - Communications Network Application
CNA - Customer Name/Address Bureau

CNAT - I .... type at 3am.

CNCC - Customer Network Control Center
CNI - Common Network Interface
CNS - Complimentary Network Service
CO - Central Office
COAM - Customer Owned And Maintained
COC - Circuit Order Control

COCA-COLA - Y Mucho Mas.

COCOT - Customer-Owned Coin-Operated Telephone
CODCF - Central Office Data Connecting Facility
CODEC - COder-DECoder
COE - Central Office Equipment
COEES - COE Engineering System
COLT - Central Office Line Tester
COMSAT - COMmunications SATellite
CONN - Connector
CONTAC - Central Office NeTwork ACcess
COSMIC - COmmon Systems Main InterConnection frame system
COSMOS - COmputerized System for Mainframe OperationS

COSMOS - Billions and Billions!

COT - Central Office Terminal
CP - Control Program
CPC - Cellular Phone Company
CPC - Circuit Provisioning Center
CPD - Central Pulse Distributor
CPE - Customer-Premises Equipment
CPH - Cost Per Hour
CPI - Computer Private branch exchange Interface
CPM - Cost Per Minute
CPMP - Carrier Performance Measurement Plan
CPU - Central Processing Unit
CRAS - Cable Repair Administrative System
CRC - Customer Record Center
CRC - Cyclic Redundancy Check
CREG - Concentrated Range Extension with Gain
CRFMP - Cable Repair Force Management Plan
CRIS - Customer Record Information System

CROTCH ROCKET - Vrroom! Open up your briefcase, get out your ol' day planner!
Bought me a Suzuki, now I think I'm still 16..
Born-to-use-Rogaine, oh oh Sexually-insecure, oh oh..

CRS - Centralized Results System
CRSAB - Centralized Repair Service Answering Bureau
CRT - Cathode Ray Tube
CSA - Carrier Serving Area
CSACC - Customer Service Administration Control Center
CSAR - Centralized System for Analysis Reporting
CSC - Cell Site Controller
CSDC - Circuit Switched Digital Capability
CSO - Central Services Organization
CSS - Computer Sub-System
CSU - Channel Service Unit
CTC - Central Test Center
CTM - Contac Trunk Module
CTMS - Carrier Transmission Measuring System
CTO - Call Transfer Outside
CTT - Cartridge Tape Transport
CTTC - Cartridge Tape Transport Controller
CTTN - Cable Trunk Ticket Number
CU - Control Unit
CU - Customer Unit
CU/TK - Common Update/EQuipment system
CUCRIT - Capital Utilization CRITeria

CUBE - , Ice. Yo, Homey-G. "Whazzup."

CVR - Compass Voice Response
CWC - City-Wide Centrex

DAVE - Gorski. Has bumps on his forehead that generate a current.

db - Decibel
DCTS - Dimension Custom Telephone Service (AT&T PBX)
DDD - Direct Distance Dialing
DID - Direct Inward Dialing
DM - Delta Modulation (PCM Variant)
DMS - Northern Telecom ESS
DSS - Dial Selective Signaling
DSS (2) - Digital Switching System
DTMF - Dual Tone Multi Frequency (Touch Tone)

EAS - Extended Area Service

EATS - Spanky's Roadhouse Eats. Go there while in Denver! :)

EEHO - Either End Hop Off
EKTS - Electronic Key Telephone Sets
EML - Expected Measured Loss (1khz loss/trunk)
ENFIA - Exchange Network Facilities for Interstate Access
EPROM - Electronically Programmable Read Only Memory
EPSCS - Enhanced Private Switched Communications Service
ERL - Echo Return Loss
ESS - Electronic Switching System
ETN - Electronic Tandem Network

FDM - Frequency Division Multiplexing (baseband/guardband)
FX - Foreign Exchange

HEHO - Head End Hop Off (Use Originating locality Switch for LD)

HIHO - And what is HEHO without HIHO?

IMT - Inter-Machine Trunk (Connects two switching centers)
IOT - Inter-Office Trunk (Connects two COs)
IRC - International Record Carrier
IXC - Inter-Exchange Mileage
ITT - International Telephone and Telegraph

LAMA - Local Automatic Message Accounting

LAMA - Hari Krishna Krishna Hari.

LASS - Laser Aided Switching System

LASSIE - Come home!

LATA - Local Access Transport Area
LMOS - Loop Maintenance Operating System
LCR - Least Cost Routing

M/W - Microwave
MCI - Microwave Communications, Inc.
MDF - Main Distribution Frame
MERS - Most Economical Route Selection
MG - Master Group (240 circuits)
MOS - Metal Oxide Semiconductor
MTS - Message Telephone Service
MU - Message Unit

MUUU - THE AFRo CoW!

NNX - Network Numbering Exchange (Loc. Ex N=2-9/X=0-9)
NPA - Numbering Plan Area (Area Code)

OCC - Other Common Carrier (Other than AT&T)
ONAL - Off Network Access Line
ONI - Operator Number Identification
OPX - Off Premises Extension

PABX - Private Automatic Branch Exchange
PBX - Private Branch Exchange
PCM - Pulse Code Modulation
PSN - Public Switched Network
PTT - Postal Telephone and Telegraph

RBOC - Regional Bell Operating Company (A BOC and it's ROC)
RCC - Radio Common Carrier
ROC - Regional Operating Company (7 ROCs own the 24 BOCs)

ROBOT JOX - YEHES!

RSS - Remote Switching System

SFS - Single Frequency Signaling
SX - Simplex
SXS - Step by Step Switch

TBAR - Thossbar Switching System
TDM - Time Division Multiplexing
TEHO - Tail End Hop Off (Use Destination switch, which places local)

TMBG - They Might Be Giants (boy.)

TMRS - Traffic Measurement and Recording System
TSPS - Traffic Service Position System (Toll pushbutton switchboard)
TSS - Tandem Switching System
TT - Trunk Type
TTTN - Tandem Tie Trunk Network
TUR - Trunk Utilization Report
TWX - Teletypewriter Exchange Service

UCD - Uniform Call Distributor
USOC - Uniform Service Order Code (billing coding)

VANS - Value Added Network Service
VF - Voice Frequency
VGF - Voice Grade Facility
VMB - Voice Mail Box
VNL - Via Net Loss

WATS - Wide Area Telecommunications Service
WES - Western Electric Switch (Older ESS)

WES - Calarad'n. Gots a big P'kup truk.

XBAR - Crossbar Switch
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