Impulse Reality 150

eZine lover (@eZine)

Published in 

Impulse Reality

 · 21 Aug 2019

  

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     $$ $$                          "Vegan Love Song" 
     $$ $$                          written by linear 
     $$ $$                          released  10/7/01 
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   [note: sometimes I get bored, okay?] 

 
VEGAN LOVE SONG 
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No chicken, 
Beef, 
Or bacon!                (Side comment: you have to pronounce bacon) 
'Cause she's a Vegan!    (And/or vegan weird to get it to rhyme    ) 

No butter, 
Milk, 
or cream! 
She just drinks SoyDream 

Chorus: 
It's a vegan love song! 
It can't do no wrong! 
It's a vegan love song! 
The animals can sing along! 

She just eats 
Beans 
And rice! 
(Not too much spice) 

Yeah, 
Fruits 
And vegetables! 
She's so kind to animals! 

Chorus: 
It's a vegan love song! 
The verses aren't long. 
It's a vegan love song! 
The animals can sing along! 

And she hates 
Proctor 
& Gamble 
('Cause they test on animals) 

She won't wear 
Wool 
Or leather, 
Regardless of the weather 

Chorus: 
It's a vegan love song! 
It can't do no wrong! 
It's a vegan love song! 
The animals can sing along! 

But she don't love me! 
She's too busy 
Protesting 
Animal testing! 
Animal testing! 

Chorus: 
It's a vegan love song! 
It can't do no wrong! 
It's a vegan love song! 
The animals can sing along! 

[repeat until your mom goes crazy] 

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