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*** y0lk writer's interview form! yay! ***
person being interviewed:
briefly describe yourself as you would like to be seen by our loving public.
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my thoughts and views are so insane no one can understand them. i don't
exactly know what you mean by this, creed. do you mean physically or mentally?
i don't get it.
okay, well, i will make a breif list of my goals:
* become some sort of totalitarian ruler of a nation
what events does an average day consist of in your life?
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driving around suburbia and honking my horn at joggers and people
doing yard work and waving at them, especially if i don't know them. of
course i do other things with a very select group friends, but i won't get
into that. i also use the internet for about an hour. i go to sleep around
midnight - one in the morning; if i get more than six hours sleep i get cranky.
where does your nickname/handle come from and why did you pick it?
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i modified the greco-roman god's name "mercury" so i could type it ELiTE-ly
on local BBSs.... MERCURi.
how long have you been writing for e-zines like y0lk, and why?
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since issue 31. because dto rejected me. i used to think dto was a
good zine.
what is your favorite e-zine of all time, and why?!
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radioactive aardvark dung - because it's mine.
my second favorite, however, is uXu (underground experts united)... it
really gets me to thinking after i read a release of theirs... i love it; and
the gnn is my swedish counterpart.
who is your favorite e-zine writer, and WHY?!
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styx is my favorite writer. i think it's because we're alike in a lot of
ways.
who is your favorite y0lk writer, and WHY?!#$!#$!@#
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well, since styx wrote #105... i must say styx is my favorite writer.
why?: see above.
what in god's name inspired you to write for y0lk?
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nothing. i wrote for dto but dto rejected me. so i threw i dart and sent
it to creed.
if you were a bee, and creed was a flower, would you pollenate him?
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no, i don't like race-mixing. HEHE :)
if you were left alone in a dark room with mogel, what would you do to him?
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i would find him and then ask him to assist me in finding some way
to light up the room.
do you have any witty comments to conclude with?
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no.
hehehe. was that witty? :) :)
