Copy Link
Add to Bookmark
Report

Saxonia Issue 02 Part 044

eZine's profile picture
Published in 
Saxonia
 · 4 years ago

  


I'M TIRED

Powerslave of Gods & Void

Yes I'm tired, for several years I've been blaming it on my age, poor
blood, lack of vitamins, air pollution, sex, obesity, dieting, under
arm odour, yellow wax build up and another dozen maladies that make you
wonder if life is really worth living.

But I've found out it ain't like that.

I'm tired because I'm overworked.

The population of the UK is 51 million,
21 million are retired,
That leaves 30 million to do the work.
There are 19 million at school,
That leaves 11 million to do the work.
3 million are unemployed and 3 million are employed by the government,
That leaves 5 million to do the work.
1 million are in the armed forces which leaves 4 million.
3 million are employed by county and borough councils leaving 1 million.
There are 620,000 in hospital and 379,998 in prison.
Which leaves 2 people doing the work.

! YOU AND ME !

And you're sitting on your arse reading this,

No wonder I'm bloody tired !!!

But since I'm the only UK swapper left, then the above doesn't have much of
a true statement anymore :(

.end

← previous
next →
loading
sending ...
New to Neperos ? Sign Up for free
download Neperos from Google Play

Latest Articles

Recent comments

Neperos cookies
This website uses cookies to store your preferences and improve the service. Cookies authorization will allow me and / or my partners to process personal data such as browsing behaviour.

By pressing OK you agree to the Terms of Service and acknowledge the Privacy Policy

By pressing REJECT you will be able to continue to use Neperos (like read articles or write comments) but some important cookies will not be set. This may affect certain features and functions of the platform.
OK
REJECT