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This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
to George Washington this cow cow
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Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to
to Caesar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his birthday
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The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
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This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
The following three cows were supposed to be appearing with the
celebrity cows pictured above... However, I found out that they
were sitting around a bar getting drunk discussing what exactly
is art. The cows' conclusion: Art is a bunch of bull(s).
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This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
legs or eight
Seeing as how it is Spring Break season, I thought I would share
with you some vacation ideas for any of you cows out there on the
Net who don't know where to go for some fun.
- Steve "Hawk" Schultz
Head of Heifer Control
Well, first of all, there are theme parks and historic sites:
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Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
There's the fun and warmth of the southwest:
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Cow "hanging ten" at Malibu
And on the other coast, while the water might be a little chilly up
north, it is still exciting:
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Cow swimming at Amityville
(Where "Jaws" was filmed, for those less educated)
For those who believe in Winter Wonderlands, the Rockies present
excitement galore:
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Cow skiing down Black Diamond at Aspen