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Saxonia Issue 04 Part 020
Jokes
Collected by Rumrunner/Void
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Well, we need some jokes this time aswell, so let's start off with one
about the norwegian prime minister :
How do you get Jens Stoltenberg down from a tree?
- Cut the rope around his neck
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- Do you know how to save Jens Stoltenberg from drowning?
- No
- Excellent
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What did Jens Stoltenberg say to Bjarne Håkon Hansen when they met in the
halls of the office building?
- You can't get to sleep either?
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You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side
is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at
the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo
and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running
at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely
get out of this highly dangerous situation?
(answer below)
Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!
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