LooZeR AsSh0lE MiDgEt EuNicHs Issue 01

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· 28 Dec 2019

  

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                 HoW 2 B aN oFFiCiAl HaCkEr by   Lo0m 

 1. U HaV 2 TyPe LiKe DiS! If U DoN'T, U SuCk. 

 2. TeLL EvErYBoDy YoU HaVe aN InTeRnEt AcCoUnT aNd GiVe ThEm a BuLLsHiT NaMe 

 3. NeVeR TaLk VoiCe CuZ tHe OtHeR PeRsOn WiLL ReAliZe ThAt YoUr a l00zEr AnD 
 MaKe FuN oF YoU. 

 4. MaKe SuRe 2 aLwAyZ HaCk ThE SIeRrA NeTwOrK aNd Pr0diGy. UnIx aNd VaX/VmS 
 R 4 LaMe WaNNaBeZ. TSN iS FoR ReAl HaCkErS 

 5. RiP oFf SoMe LaMe GaMeZ FoR YoUr HanDlE, eXaMpLe- Lo0m, YsErBiOuS 

 6. UsE aS MuCh AsCiI ChArAcTeRs iN YoUr HaNdLe aS PoSSiBle. AlSo, iF YoU 
 WaNt 2 bE ExTrEmElY EliTe, WriTe YoUr MeSSaGeS iN HiGh EnD AsCiI. Ex. 
 Lo)m, L()()M, [_()()|\/| 

 7. EvErY HaCkEr HaS LoTz oF XXX GiFz BeCaUsE ThEy aRe iLLeGaL iF YoUr a  
 MiNoR LiKe mE. HheehheheheehEheHEEHEHEHEHEEheeHAhaHaheahahea.. ThErE GrEaT 
 FoR ReLiEvInG mY TeNsIoN. 

 8. iF SoMeOnE MaKeZ FuN oF YoU, YoU MuSt CaRd ThErE PhOnE LiNe. ThEy WoN't 
 MeSS WiTh YoU aGaIn. MuaHeheEHeHEEHEHeHee 

 9. NeVeR UsE *67 WhEn CaLLiNg PeOplE. It WiLL BloW uP YoUr PhOnE. uS PhReAks 
 HaVe TrIeD iT. 

 10. ReAl HaCkErZ UsE K-Y JeLLy FoR ThOsE LaTe NiGhT FeEliNgS, VaSoLiNe iS fOr 
 LaMeRz. 

 11. If U WaNt 2 Be aN oFFiCiAl HaCkEr, YoU MuSt HaVe a MiNiMuM oF 5 AnAl 
 FrIcTiOn bLiSteRS. If YoU NeEd AnY HeLp WiTh ThIs, CaLL mY BbS aNd ChAt. I  
 WiLL bE OvEr iN 30 MiNuTeS oR tHe NeXt BuT-RaPe iS fReE. 

 12. NeVeR ReAd aNy TeXtFiLeS, ThEy aRe ToO HaRd 2 UnDeRsTaNd. 

 13. BuY BiLLy IdOl'S Cd. YoU WiLL BeCoMe a ReAl CyBeRpUnK! GeT sOmE Co0l 
 CyBeRpUnK CloThEz aT AtTiVo aNd KmArT. ThAtS WhErE ReAl HaCkErS ShOp.  

 14. CoNsTaNtLy BuLLsHiT OtHeR WaNNaBe HaCkErS aBoUt HaCkInG StUfF, DoN't  
 FoRgEt 2 SuE ThEm iF ThEy TrY tO PhReAk YoUr BBS. 

 
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