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The Charlatans Digest Wed Jul 17, 1996 Volume 2 : Issue 15

There are 54 messages totalling 1320 lines in this issue.

Topics of the day:

1. Charlies vs. the Brothers (4)
2. New Thread! (2)
3. new single
4. tim and sarah duet
5. The Third World (16)
6. KNEBWORTH SUPPORT
7. Charlies innit? (16)
8. Unrelated news! (3)
9. Tim in Select
10. Would you like an egg? (7)
11. The internat'l Charlies!
12. Another Rock Star Joins the Stupid Club:

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Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 03:57:11 +0000
From: Cassandra Frankos <cmondra@earthlink.net>
Subject: Re: Charlies vs. the Brothers

>> The Charlatans VS The Chemical brothers contains 4 tracks. Three of them
>
> Where the heck can one find this? I have been looking all month.

There is one at the Tower I used to work at(because I ordered it, why
else?). Are you interested???? Someone on another list was kind
enough to arrange getting a cd single mailed out to me, so I'm trying
to keep it going :) It's domestic, so it's only about $4.99, email me
if you want me to pick it up.

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Date: 10 Jul 1996 21:15:38 EDT
From: simpatico@daccess.net
Subject: Re: Charlies vs. the Brothers

>There is one at the Tower I used to work at(because I ordered it, why
>else?). Are you interested???? Someone on another list was kind
>enough to arrange getting a cd single mailed out to me, so I'm trying
>to keep it going :) It's domestic, so it's only about $4.99, email me
>if you want me to pick it up.

Whoever wrote this please e-mail me, my shitty mail reader doesn't show
reply-to addresses. Thanks

Amanda D.
KosherBacon@tmbg.org
www.Geocities.com/SunsetStrip/5578

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Date: Wed, 10 Jul 96 19:39:54 -0500 (CDT)
From: jba076@airmail.net (josh barnett)
Subject: Re: New Thread!

>>I doubt yer could start a thread on this list now, luv.
>
>Ha, ha! I'm going to defy you my dear Travis, and I'll even do it without
>death references.
>
>So, I finally bought/listened to Between 10th and 11th today. What can I
>possibly say? It is an absolutely amazing album!! I cannot believe what I
>was missing out on. It just puts you in this crazy, fun, happy kind of
>mood. Can't Even be Bothered is a truly excellent song. To me, it's
>almost anthemic in a way. I mean "Can't even be bothered, energy breaks me
>down." How true is that?
>
>This album is definitely different from their most recent release. The
>songs on the more recent one seem almost mellower (in general) and seem to
>incorporate much more of an acoustic sound, whereas B10th&11th is much more
>electronic in nature. But there is no sound in the world more pleasing
>than a hammond organ. Wouldn't you all agree? It just kind of opens your
>mind to an entirely different sound then you're used to. Very trippy.
>
>Once again, the lovely Tim Burgess has dazzled me with his oh-so-sweet
>vocals. Never a harsh note. Just a truly mesmerizing voice.
>
>I would have to say that B10th&11th is possibly my favourite of the 4
>albums. Absolutely brilliant piece of work which will only sound better
>with time. My love for the Charlatans has definitely been moved to a
>deeper level and I couldn't be happier :)
>
>Jen

make sure you listen to it on headphones. a definate must!
josh

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Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 00:44:59 -0500 (CDT)
From: The Swede <mode1@csd.uwm.edu>
Subject: new single

This according to Q magazine:
The Charlatans are now recording a new single, "One to Another," due in
August and coproduced by one of the Chemical brothers.
They've completed a total of 7 new tracks.
Could this mean an album's on the way this fall?
-john

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Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 00:41:07 -0500 (CDT)
From: The Swede <mode1@csd.uwm.edu>
Subject: Re: tim and sarah duet

I think, though, "...Christmas Day " was added to the US version of Tiger
Bay, which took a while to come out over here. IT's a great "pop" track,
...it's not on the UK import, though.

In case no one else has posted this--
I just read that the Charlatans are now recording a new single to be
co-produced by one of the Chemical Brothers.

-john

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Date: Thu, 11 Jul 96 08:57:14 PDT
From: "CHRIS WALTON, SHIFT 7 DIFFUSION, PG:932-3802" <CWALTON@sc9.intel.com>
Subject: RE: The Third World

ANDER,
I hear you man. The charlatans are incredible, but they will always come
in second place to the roses. The Charlatans are a good band, but the Stone
Roses are legendary.
-Cressa

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Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 18:58:00 -0400 (EDT)
From: DANIEL MCNELIS <GJNQVBB@GROVE.IUP.EDU>
Subject: Re: The Third World

One thing that we might want to consider in this Charlies/Roses discussion:
(keep in mind that I absolutely ADORE the Stone Roses)
The Charlatans keep getting better with every album, but the Roses took a
whopping six years (and yes, I counted the days) to make album that is very
good, but not as good as their debut.
And on that topic, is that little rascal Squire really out of the band
for good or is he just trying to make us sweat again. My misinformation will
probably be my demise...
Just a'wonderin',
dan.
p.s. whomever said that "Over Rising" was a must...
I wholeheartedly agree!!!

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Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 01:08:05 GMT
From: *suedette* <cowens@compusmart.ab.ca>
Subject: Re: The Third World

At 18:58 11/07/96 -0400, dan wrote:

> And on that topic, is that little rascal Squire really out of the band
>for good or is he just trying to make us sweat again. My misinformation will
>probably be my demise...

Well, from what i've heard, John has left, and is planning on teaming up
with Reni to form a new project. The Roses are planning to find a new
guitarist to replace John. I highly doubt that this is possible. Those are
pretty big boots to fill......Johnny Marr? Bernard Butler? Ace Frehely?

Humourously yours (my life is one big joke)
*suedette*

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Date: Fri, 12 Jul 96 09:30:19 JST
From: r_smith@Koyosha.CO.JP (hiroko takeda)
Subject: Re: The Third World

this is a mail-list for the charlatans, isn't it??
why you match them agaist the roses?? yeah, I like the stone roses too, but
if you want to talk about the roses, go to roses-mail list. it's still exist.

---- hiro -----

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Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 20:40:53 -0400 (EDT)
From: David Reichert <dreicher@mustang.uwo.ca>
Subject: Re: The Third World

> And on that topic, is that little rascal Squire really out of the band
>for good or is he just trying to make us sweat again. My misinformation will
>probably be my demise...

Well, I read an interview with him in Q that he's already started a new
band. I think that this is really it this time.

Cheers
DAVE

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Date: 12 Jul 96 10:51:00 -0500
From: Travis_Saunders-R3278C@email.mot.com
Subject: Re: The Third World

Message authorized by: exeid001@sarenet.es@INTERNET at #EMAIL

I'm reading in your messages you can buy so many Madchester and Britpop CDs,
compilations and stuff like that and the only thing I can do is feel jealous

Right now I'm in heaven, I'm sorry but until Aug 18th or abouts there I will
have good access to a lot of things other people don't (sorry if this sounds
like gloating.) Although the records are a bit pricey. As soon as I
head back to uni. it's over. There are not a lot of good record stores where I
live, If they recieve an NME with a tape they remove it same goes fer all other
mags. it's sad really. Plus Charlies records are few and far between, I
have everything that they have and nothing new comes in (old stuff I mean)
So I'm stuck like yer are, ken?

Lately, you are talking 'bout some new NME compilation with the
Charlies on it. OK, so I went to this foreign press library and bought the
latest NME

The NME Comp I was talking about yer can find at a good record store it's a cd.
Still haven't got it yet though. (3000 yen is a bit much I ( I think it
was something like that-$30.00)

By the way, The Only One I Know deserves the right to be on each and every
groovy music compilation

That is true, but....*but* people think that's all the charlies are good fer a
one hit wonder. We all know that's not true, but it would be nice for people to
move on and realize there's more to the Charlies than The only one I know.
Whether tha's a good thin or a bad thing I don't really ken. I know it's
selfish but I hope the Charlies never get as big as they could. I like it
better with a small group of devoted fans rather than a large group composed
of the devoted fans plu the "we heard it on the radio-an this week it's cool
so we like 'em" group. Kinda like the group tha follows the 'sis now.

Cheers
Travis
I like to babble
r3278c@email.mot.com

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Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 07:42:59 +0000
From: Cassandra Frankos <cmondra@earthlink.net>
Subject: Re: Charlies vs. the Brothers

It was me>>>>>
cmondra@earthlink.net

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Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 02:28:39 GMT
From: *suedette* <cowens@compusmart.ab.ca>
Subject: Re: The Third World

At 09:30 12/07/96 JST, you wrote:
>this is a mail-list for the charlatans, isn't it??
>why you match them agaist the roses?? yeah, I like the stone roses too, but
>if you want to talk about the roses, go to roses-mail list. it's still exist.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Sorry, I failed my course in netiquette. Calm
yourself...... down (down you bring me down).

heheheheheheheheh
still laughing,
*suedette*

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Date: 12 Jul 96 12:19:00 -0500
From: Travis_Saunders-R3278C@email.mot.com
Subject: KNEBWORTH SUPPORT

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From: kevinc@compnews.co.uk@INTERNET at #EMAIL
Date: 7/11/96 3:17AM
To: Saunders Travis R3278C at ZJA03CC2
*To: whatever@kuci.uci.edu@INTERNET at #EMAIL
Subject: KNEBWORTH SUPPORT
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Every one thought yer might like to know this.

Cheers
T in the park (I wish I was at least!)
Burnt the fire of thyne eyes?
r3278c@email.mot.com
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Subject: KNEBWORTH SUPPORT
From: kevinc@compnews.co.uk@INTERNET at #EMAIL
Date: 96.7.11 3:17 AM

Mime-Version: 1.0
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Got this from The Sun today, who apparently said this is an exclusive
courtesy of Noel and Liam.

Knebworth support acts:

SATURDAY 10TH
Prodigy
Manic Street Preachers
Ocean Colour Scene
Chemical Brothers
Bootleg Beatles

SUNDAY 11TH
Manic Street Preachers
Charlatans
Cast
Dreadzone
Kula Shaker

Some surprising supoort acts among that lot if you ask me, but a lot of
bloody good band none the less. should be excellent. wish i was going.. :o(

Apparently, Noel says "It's the best concert bill of the summer."
I'd be inclined to agree with him on that score too...
Hope you all have a top time. I look forward to the reviews!!!

Kevin Challenger
Teletext/Ceefax/SkyText
"PA" Listings
e-mail: kevinc@padd.press.net

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Date: 12 Jul 96 13:00:00 -0500
From: Travis_Saunders-R3278C@email.mot.com
Subject: Charlies innit?

Message authorized by: r_smith@Koyosha.CO.JP@INTERNET at #EMAIL
I agree with Hiro chan. I've already blown up on this list awhilie ago about
the roses. The Charlies are the Charlies and the roses are the roses.
Please, let's keep it to the Charlies. I ken they're not doing much now, but
just think when the wait is over it'll be more amazing than the last time.

Cheers
T(ravis) in the park
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
r3278c@email.mot.com

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Date: 12 Jul 96 13:46:00 -0500
From: Travis_Saunders-R3278C@email.mot.com
Subject: Re: New Thread!

Message authorized by: jhowe@ccinet.ab.ca@INTERNET at #EMAIL
Oh my god! Yer did it luv! yer blew life into this list! Saints be praised!
I'm fuckin proud of yer, tis nnot often I'm proud to be proven wrong.
Although I'll give it a week or two before it goes the way of a shanty town
in a typhoon. Note the lack of death refernce in this. By the way, B10A11 is
a good album, glad yer found it out. i'm tired

Cheers
T in the park
Why am I signin me name like that?
r3278c@email.mot.com

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Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 14:28:45 +0930 (GMT+0930)
From: "P.D" <9408427b@ntx.City.UniSA.edu.au>
Subject: RE: The Third World

> ANDER,
> I hear you man. The charlatans are incredible, but they will always come
> in second place to the roses. The Charlatans are a good band, but the Stone
> Roses are legendary.

Ride are up there with Roses and Charlies too...
Peter D.

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Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 13:36:01 +0200 (MET DST)
From: exeid001@sarenet.es (Ander Velasco)
Subject: Re: Charlies innit?

>Message authorized by: r_smith@Koyosha.CO.JP@INTERNET at #EMAIL
>I agree with Hiro chan. I've already blown up on this list awhilie ago about
>the roses. The Charlies are the Charlies and the roses are the roses.
>Please, let's keep it to the Charlies. I ken they're not doing much now, but
>just think when the wait is over it'll be more amazing than the last time.

Hey, hold on a second. I don't believe anyone is trying to come up with any
kind of a confrontation here. The thing is, I expressed my love for the
Roses and the Charlies and other people did the same thing. Why should we
not mention other bands in the mailing list. Ok, it is a Charlies' list but
that does not mean the rest of the World does not exist.

One more thing, please tell me what NME issue included the last compilation
with the Charlies in it.

Cheers.
Ander.

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Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 07:39:00 -0500
From: Shane and Kari Winn <kwinn@niu.edu>
Subject: Re: Charlies innit?

I'm with you guys...the Charlatans are one thing, and the Roses are
something else. I love both bands. Be patient my friend; the Charlies
will give ya something to talk about real soon.

Kari

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Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 10:07:15 -0400
From: Revdre@aol.com
Subject: Re: Charlies innit?

I SHOULD HOPE SO, HOW LONG MUST WE WAIT FOR SOMETHING NEW????

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Date: Fri, 12 Jul 96 07:56:01 PDT
From: "CHRIS WALTON, SHIFT 7 DIFFUSION, PG:932-3802" <CWALTON@sc9.intel.com>
Subject: Re: Charlies innit?

What's with the ken,ken? Ware aho chau ka? Nihongo wo wakarahenkatara
nande kuso na mane shiyoru ke?
If we can talk about the beasties, chem bros, wang chun clan or whatever
thy're called, I say its also okay to mention the roses.

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Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 15:42:22 -0400 (EDT)
From: David Reichert <dreicher@mustang.uwo.ca>
Subject: Re: The Third World

>Well, from what i've heard, John has left, and is planning on teaming up
>with Reni to form a new project.

Funny, I heard that Reni was quoted as saying that he's "never gonna play
drums again, no way no how" Perhaps he has his designs on playing keyboard?
Just like Lol Tolhurst from the Cure.

>The Roses are planning to find a new
>guitarist to replace John. I highly doubt that this is possible. Those are
>pretty big boots to fill......Johnny Marr? Bernard Butler? Ace Frehely?

I've heard that they're also going to try to get a keyboard player too.
Personally I think that the Roses should plain give it up. They'll never
match anything they did with Squire.
Cheers!

DAVE

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Date: Fri, 12 Jul 96 12:56:51 PDT
From: "CHRIS WALTON, SHIFT 7 DIFFUSION, PG:932-3802" <CWALTON@sc9.intel.com>
Subject: Re: Charlies innit?

speaking of other bands- what does everyone think of the bluetones?
I bought their album a few months back. I think they're alright.
-cresser

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Date: Fri, 12 Jul 96 13:37:30 PDT
From: "CHRIS WALTON, SHIFT 7 DIFFUSION, PG:932-3802" <CWALTON@sc9.intel.com>
Subject: Re: The Third World

Old news man. The roses have had Nigel as their keyboardist for over six
months! Read NME it helps.

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Date: Sat, 13 Jul 1996 01:55:02 +0200 (MET DST)
From: Eirik Gudmundsen <eirikg@ifi.uio.no>
Subject: Re: Charlies innit?

hey!

> What's with the ken,ken? Ware aho chau ka? Nihongo wo wakarahenkatara
> nande kuso na mane shiyoru ke?

sore wa nanno ben desuka? Kansai ben djanai ne..

I was really thrilled to read the news about the new Charlatans single
comming up propably in August, and the new live date at Knebworth.
Finally things are starting to happening again around the Charlatans. I'm
so exited I can't wait!!!

Meanwhile we can enjoy the latest single from Kula Shaker, Tattva (since
we're talking about other great bands like the roses). And put on Patrol
by The Charlatans on your record player with your headphones on. It's
amazing!!!

live it like you love it!
I love it!
cheers and goodnight Eirik

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Date: Sat, 13 Jul 1996 02:37:18 +0200 (MET DST)
From: Eirik Gudmundsen <eirikg@ifi.uio.no>
Subject: Unrelated news!

Hi!

There are assumingly bands with more bad luck than the charlatans.
Smashing Pumkins' tour keyboard player just died from an overdose. The
drummer in the band suplied him the drugs and has been arrested for
posession of drugs.

I guess Billy's having a hard time now!

Sorry for the unrelative news, but it's kinda tragic...

bye

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Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 19:40:24 -0500 (CDT)
From: tecwritr@wichita.fn.net (John Ball)
Subject: Re: The Third World

>this is a mail-list for the charlatans, isn't it??
>why you match them agaist the roses?? yeah, I like the stone roses too, but
>if you want to talk about the roses, go to roses-mail list. it's still exist.
>
>---- hiro -----

yes but isn't discussion of great music this forums primary job?

(negitive).....energy breaks me down............

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Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 19:56:49 -0500 (CDT)
From: tecwritr@wichita.fn.net (John Ball)
Subject: Re: The Third World

>Funny, I heard that Reni was quoted as saying that he's "never gonna play
>drums again, no way no how" Perhaps he has his designs on playing keyboard?
>Just like Lol Tolhurst from the Cure.

No, I'm sorry, as much as I appricate the Cure, lol was a talentless drunk
who should have never gotten past botchin up da beats. His keyboards are an
earsore on Pornography, which thankfully had some reworking on Paris. For
some reason the drum beat does not seem as monotnous if repeated like the
keyboards.

Crashin' In

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Date: Sat, 13 Jul 96 06:49:14 PDT
From: "CHRIS WALTON, SHIFT 7 DIFFUSION, PG:932-3802" <CWALTON@sc9.intel.com>
Subject: Re: Charlies innit?

"Kansai ben djanai ne.." nani yutton nen do boke. Ore wo namettotara akan wa!
O mae honma ni nihongo wakaru kaina... Bari bari kansai ben yanka?
I just picked up an old Italian bootleg from the '91 tour. Its pretty
cool, it has a strange version of I can't even be bothered.
Speaking of bootlegs, has anyone heard "Welcome to the Ressurection"? Unreal!
Honde jaa na bokettoru yaro.
-cressa

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Date: Sat, 13 Jul 1996 20:47:40 GMT
From: *suedette* <cowens@compusmart.ab.ca>
Subject: Re: Charlies innit?

Nihongo o wakarimasen.

Kudasai, Arigato.

*suedette*

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Date: Sat, 13 Jul 1996 16:31:46 -0400 (EDT)
From: David Reichert <dreicher@mustang.uwo.ca>
Subject: Re: The Third World

>No, I'm sorry, as much as I appricate the Cure, lol was a talentless drunk
>who should have never gotten past botchin up da beats. His keyboards are an
>earsore on Pornography, which thankfully had some reworking on Paris. For
>some reason the drum beat does not seem as monotnous if repeated like the
>keyboards.

I never said that he was a good keyboardist, just that he'd done it.

Anyway, the whole thing was used as a joke.

Cheers!
DAVE

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Date: Sat, 13 Jul 96 15:11:45 PDT
From: "CHRIS WALTON, SHIFT 7 DIFFUSION, PG:932-3802" <CWALTON@sc9.intel.com>
Subject: Re: The Third World

What about the bluetones? Anyone like em? I think they're a pretty good manc
band... um I thought they were from manchester, are they?

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Date: Sat, 13 Jul 1996 19:12:42 -0400
From: SPROSTON GREEN <SPROSTON_GREEN@wow.com>
Subject: Reply to: Re: Charlies innit?

as far as the roses go they and the charlies are my faves...but this is the
charlies list....at least people stopped comparing the two groups...and it
looks like the only baggy band to survive dignity intactv was the charlies
....the stone roses are dead long live the stone roses

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Date: Sat, 13 Jul 1996 19:29:59 -0400
From: SPROSTON GREEN <SPROSTON_GREEN@wow.com>
Subject: Reply to: Re: Charlies vs. the Brothers

the are two versions of the sinlge w/ the chem bros and the charlies i have
both on cd and 12 inch one is callde the charlatans uk vs. the chemical
brother w/

1 toothache(the chemical risk mix)
2 Chemical Risk Dub(toothache mix)
3 nine acre dust
4 tootheache(instrumental mix

the other is the just when you are thinking thing over single w/

1 just when you are thinking things over
2 frinck
3 chemical risk dub(toothache remix)
4 nine acre dust

dont forget they also remixed patrol on the jesus hairdo 12 inch
all of these are worth the buy

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Date: Sun, 14 Jul 1996 16:15:13 -0400 (EDT)
From: DANIEL MCNELIS <GJNQVBB@GROVE.IUP.EDU>
Subject: Re: Charlies innit?

Cresser (or anyone who happens to know):
I heard the Bluetones song "are you blue or are you blind?" and I
thought it was pretty slick. Do you happen to know if the album was/will be
released in America? I wanted to get the disc but not pay $20 for the import.

And as far as discussing other bands on this list is concerned, I was under the
impression that these lists were set up so that people with similar musical
interests could discuss bands, especially since many before me have mentioned
that the Charlatans aren't exactly doing a whole hell of a lot right now...
-dan

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Date: Sun, 14 Jul 1996 16:24:20 -0400 (EDT)
From: DANIEL MCNELIS <GJNQVBB@GROVE.IUP.EDU>
Subject: Re: Charlies innit?

kawasaki? congo bongo? walla walla? domowatgato mister roboto!
Am I the only one who cannot figure out what the hell you guys
are talking about?

"the birds don't sing, they crush my skull..."
dan

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Date: Sun, 14 Jul 1996 17:59:22 -0500
From: Shane and Kari Winn <kwinn@niu.edu>
Subject: Re: Charlies innit?

Yeah...The Bluetones are really great! Their disc will be released
Stateside on July 27th.

Keep on keepin' on,
Kari

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Date: Mon, 15 Jul 96 08:43:01 JST
From: r_smith@Koyosha.CO.JP (hiroko takeda)
Subject: Re: The Third World

I didn't say "never speak about other bands".
but you should not say "the roses is better than charlies".
it's nice to hear you like both bands, but do not comparison!!
that's what I want to say, ok??
(Eirik, I like S. Pumpkins, too. so sorry to Billy.
have you ever seen the video "tonight tonight"?? it's cool video.)

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Date: Mon, 15 Jul 96 08:51:27 JST
From: r_smith@Koyosha.CO.JP (hiroko takeda)
Subject: Re: The Third World

no. they were from north-London.

>What about the bluetones? Anyone like em? I think they're a pretty good manc
>band... um I thought they were from manchester, are they?

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Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 10:25:00 -0500
From: "Travis Saunders-R3278C" <Travis_Saunders-R3278C@email.mot.com.mot.com>
Subject: Tim in Select

Message authorized by : CWALTON@sc9.intel.com@INTERNET at #EMAIL

Well mates, looks like Tim is in the August 1996 issue of Select, KEN? The
article is "Didn't we used to be famous?"

It starts out:

You did. Really. For you were the lost commandos of the era best described as
'BBP'-before Britpop. While the grunge monster ate our young and techno
threatened the very life of rock itself, you were putting up a sterling defense,
based on 'shoegazing', 'post-baggy' and -lawks! -something called 'fraggle'.
Those vital questions can now be answered: Where are you now? What the blazes
were you wearing? And what, pray tell, is the secret of survival?

story by: Andrew Male

The Charlatans (has a "survivors" mark on it)

Tim Burgess (vocals)
Large-lipped baggy demigods who first hit the top ten with 'The Only One I know'
in 1990. Saw a low point with '92's 'Between 10th and 11th' album. But came
from the wilderness with last year's chart-topping album, 'The Charlatans'.
Huzzah!

Was there a point where you thought of splitting up?

"It was when Rob Collins went to Jail. If he had gone down for 4 years there's
no way we would have carried on without him."

Lowpoint?

"Other than Rob it would have to be the second LP only goin in at 21. It felt
like we'd failed"

Were you ever baggy?

"By 1992 we wanted to lose all that. 'Pauls Boutique' by the Beasties was where
our heads were at. After that Manchester thing, we didn't feel that we fitted
in anywhere. I still don't know where we fit in. Round then we pretty much
hung out with ourselves, we weren't reall with that London scene- we didn't want
to be involved in getting pissed with Lush. Ah, that sounds terrible doesn't
it? It's not meant personally."

Where did it go right?

"'Can't Get Out Of Bed' got us taken for real. At the time, Me and Mark
(Collins) were living in Salford, banging down loads of Es.

Why did you survive?

"The will to convince people. There's no use in aiming low. We want to go down
as successors to The Who........I've had a couple of Gin and Tonics."

Who should have made it but didn't?

"I guess Ride had a bit of potential at the start. Isuppose we could have gone
in similar direction if one of us had gone on a massive mod trip."

What would you be doing if you hadn't made it?

"working in a chippy. I still fancy that. I'd like not having to sing for a
bit- think all day and dream about buying me fave records and books. I wouldn't
mind that."

There yer have it folks. This month's select.

Cheers
Trav
Spare me the bollocks, ken?
r3278c@email.mot.com

-----------------------------

Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 11:45:00 -0500
From: "Travis Saunders-R3278C" <Travis_Saunders-R3278C@email.mot.com.mot.com>
Subject: Re[2]: Charlies innit?

Message authorized by : CWALTON@sc9.intel.com@INTERNET at #EMAIL

What's with the ken,ken? Ware aho chau ka? Nihongo wo wakarahenkatara
nande kuso na mane shiyoru ke?
If we can talk about the beasties, chem bros, wang chun clan or whatever thy're
called, I say its also okay to mention the roses.

"Kansai ben djanai ne.." nani yutton nen do boke. Ore wo namettotara akan wa!
O mae honma ni nihongo wakaru kaina... Bari bari kansai ben yanka?
I just picked up an old Italian bootleg from the '91 tour. Its pretty
cool, it has a strange version of I can't even be bothered.
Speaking of bootlegs, has anyone heard "Welcome to the Ressurection"? Unreal!
Honde jaa na bokettoru yaro.

OMAETACHI YAMETE KURE!! ORE NO NIHONGO HA HEN TO WAKARU DAKEDO MADA NARATTERU
YO! SAISHOU OMAETACHI GA ORE NO KOTO MITAI DATTA KAMO SHIRANEZO! DAKARA BAKA
NI SHINE YO! If yer didn't understand me Japanese then fuckin email me
privately an we can discuss this without the rest of the list havin to read
fuckin bollocks, ken? If yer got a problem with me writing style than yer can
piss off, ken? Deal with it! It's monday and I'm not glad to be back at work
let alone read fuckin shite.

Cheers
Trav
PISS OFF YER CUNTS!
r3278c@email.mot.com
I'm angry can yer tell?

----------------------------

Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 09:02:29 +0100 (BST)
From: "(What's the story...?) Martin Fawley" <ma3maf@bath.ac.uk>
Subject: Would you like an egg?

I was watching this weird de Niro film a few days ago called Angel Heart
and at some point de Niro says :

"You know, some religions think that the egg is the symbol of the soul.
Would you like an egg?"

Is this where the dialogue on 109 pt 2 comes from, or is it based on
something else?

Just thinkin' things over,
Martin.

----------------------------

Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 09:16:41 GMT
From: *suedette* <cowens@compusmart.ab.ca>
Subject: Re: Charlies innit?

Hey dan, I am at as much as a loss as you.... I used to know a bit of
Japanese, but no longer.........Hey, I could teach you what I do know,
though, then we could dazzle the others with our (albeit limited) grasp of
the language.

Just a thought (for when your thinking things over.....)

*s*

----------------------------

Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 11:53:56 EDT
From: El <E4KIM@ARTSU1.watstar.uwaterloo.ca>
Subject: Re: Unrelated news!

Moi aussi.
Next lil' bit has nothing to do with Tim&co. but as the list is finally
bubbling with conversation...press [del] now to avoid disappointment.

What a lovely little suprise of a weekend. Shed7 decided in the last
minute to open for Catherine Wheel. Felt seeing one 20min rendition of
"Black Metallic" was enough so I didn't get tix. But booted down to the
gig when I found out about Shed. Scalpers were robbing Shed fans for
$70+ `cause the show sold out ages ago. If I hadn't come with good
friends would have been very tempted to scalp my +4 on the list for
them. Excellent show. Crowd singing in complete unison to "Long Time
Dead". Rick got Alan to do the backing vox for "Jumping Jack Flash".
That boy has a hard enough time keeping the beat and bobbing his smiley
head. Sorely missed: Ocean Pie and Bully Boy. But brilliant ntl.
Couldn't even stay for CW. Too anti-climatic.
Thanks for tuning in. So unrelated to this list...oh wait. um...the
Charlies came on right after Shed7 at last year's T. Some link to this
tangent.
*!!*!!*!!*!!*!!*!!*!!*!!*!!*!!*!!*!!*!!*!!*!!*!!*!!*!!*!!*!!*!!*!!*!!*!!*!!*
el.

------------------------------

Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 12:57:11 -0400 (EDT)
From: bluetonic <kgreen@dcs.uga.edu>
Subject: Re: Unrelated news!

hey, i am a big shed 7 fan and was wondering if you had a list of tour
dates for the US, does anyone?
thanks
kevin

------------------------------

Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 13:28:16 -0400 (EDT)
From: DANIEL MCNELIS <GJNQVBB@GROVE.IUP.EDU>
Subject: Re: Charlies innit?

*suedette*:

Some sailor taught me some Japanese a few years ago, but he only knew
the word for "beer" and a few odd vulgarities. I guess that's why he went back
to college....
And speaking of Japanese, how 'bout those Charlatans? It's looking
like we might have some on-line fistacuffs pretty soon! Can't we all just get
along?
dan.

-----------------------------

Date: Tue, 16 Jul 1996 15:25:07 +0200 (MET DST)
From: Eirik Gudmundsen <eirikg@ifi.uio.no>
Subject: Re: Would you like an egg?

Hi!
I did think of telling you about that, but yes, the sampled bit on pt109
is taken from that film Angel Heart. I didn't know about it when I first
saw the film, so I was suprised myself when DeNiro came with that line.
Pretty cool. The Farm did something simular to that on the same time. On
their song Hearts and Minds from Spartacus they're using samples from
another DeNiro film (a mob film from when they brought illegal liquor to
America, Can't remember the name now though)_.

As for Japanese, there are a few of us speaking it on the list. I do. I
understand it can be bothering for some, so I can cut it out if you like.
It's a nice language though....

And Hiroko, cheers for shearing the sad feelings about S Pumkins with me..

bye

----------------------------

Date: Tue, 16 Jul 1996 11:31:08 -0400
From: Sproston Green <jrobin@tiac.net>
Subject: Re: Would you like an egg?

At 03:25 PM 7/16/96 +0200, you wrote:
>Hi!
>I did think of telling you about that, but yes, the sampled bit on pt109
>is taken from that film Angel Heart. I didn't know about it when I first
>saw the film, so I was suprised myself when DeNiro came with that line.
>Pretty cool. The Farm did something simular to that on the same time. On
>their song Hearts and Minds from Spartacus they're using samples from
>another DeNiro film (a mob film from when they brought illegal liquor to
>America, Can't remember the name now though)_.

I saw this film a while back. I happened to flip past it when the line
"...liquor and prostitution and dope..." was spoken. Of course I stopped.
The film was called something like 'an american story' or the like. Can't
quite remember. Good album that Sparticus.

Sproston Green
jrobin@tiac.net
www.tiac.net/users/jrobin/

----------------------------------

Date: Tue, 16 Jul 1996 12:54:32 -0400 (EDT)
From: DANIEL MCNELIS <GJNQVBB@GROVE.IUP.EDU>
Subject: Re: Would you like an egg?

I don't think that it so much that we minded the Japanese; Speaking for myself,
I didn't know if it was really Japanese or if you were just screwing around!
In the spirit of diversity, we might as well keep it...
Just hoping you're not insulting me or anything (it's not hard to do...)

Donde esta los Charlatans? Porque ellos no van a Pittsburgh? Ellos estuvieron
aqui por "Entre 10th y 11th" pero nunca otra vez!

Buenas dias, ninos!
dan.

---------------------------------

Date: Tue, 16 Jul 1996 15:58:38 -0400 (EDT)
From: David Reichert <dreicher@mustang.uwo.ca>
Subject: Re: Would you like an egg?

At 12:54 16/07/96 -0400, you wrote:
>I don't think that it so much that we minded the Japanese; Speaking for myself,
>I didn't know if it was really Japanese or if you were just screwing around!
>In the spirit of diversity, we might as well keep it...
>Just hoping you're not insulting me or anything (it's not hard to do...)
>
>Donde esta los Charlatans? Porque ellos no van a Pittsburgh? Ellos estuvieron
>aqui por "Entre 10th y 11th" pero nunca otra vez!
>
>Buenas dias, ninos!
> dan.

D'accord. Si les gens de cette liste peuvent parle dans les autres langues,
je peux parler en francais.

Sante
DAVE

-------------------------------

Date: Tue, 16 Jul 1996 19:45:14 -0400 (EDT)
From: DANIEL MCNELIS <GJNQVBB@GROVE.IUP.EDU>
Subject: Re: Would you like an egg?

Que Diablo es ese? Cuantas idiomas les hablan en este listo? Ustedes estan
"Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs"!
Quien entienda ese? Como pensas?
Somebody, somewhere created a monster with this one...

"Los pajeros no canta, ellos choca mi cabeza.."
(it kinda loses something in the translation...)
dan, el macho muchacho

------------------------------

Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 9:54:00 -0500
From: "Travis Saunders-R3278C" <Travis_Saunders-R3278C@email.mot.com>
Subject: The internat'l Charlies!

Message authorized by: GJNQVBB@GROVE.IUP.EDU@INTERNET at #EMAIL

Donde esta los Charlatans?

Que? No hablar espanol, comprende? Nihongo de ii ka na-. Wow looks like this
list is going mulilingual! Fuckin brilliant, ken? Someone mentioned a new
single coming out this summer? When when?

Cheers
Trav
you an I united by itemized bills
r3278c@email.mot.com

-----------------------------

Date: Tue, 16 Jul 1996 23:58:35 -0400
From: ShamanBart@aol.com
Subject: Another Rock Star Joins the Stupid Club:

In observance of the recent tragic, and horrifyingly stupid heroin-related
death of the Smashing Pumpkins keyboardist in NYC (a loser who first found
fame in Minneapolis during early Prince's Reign in the Suck 80's as a "
relative given scraps off of his Purpleness because the real celebrity was a
hot babe"), we bring you a special segment of Dirt: "Heroin in the Big City
of Kristin Pfaff, Bob Stinson, Babes in Toyland(friends of Courtney),...Lisa
Says it's alright, in homage to Lou Reed and The Velvet Underground,
Grandfathers of Smack."

Lisa went outside and made another call. The four of us sat huddled
together, sweating
and shaking, trying to keep warm even though the Minnesota humidity soaked
through
our flannel shirts and blood & bleach stained blankets. Our porch on the
corner house at 35th and Emerson was home for the day. Late afternoon. It
was my turn to go meet
Marco at the McDonalds in Uptown.

"Jeff, get down there now. Take my bike. Here's $50.00, take it." Lisa had
made it with some banker on his lunch hour down off of Nicollet Mall.

"His Lexus was nice." She seemed impressed by the fact that some fifty year
old married loser with five kids and a wife and a home in Linden Hills fucked
her 85 pounds
nearly every week.

"And he gave me a ride home too. Next week we're going to do it next to Lake
of the
Isles next to this mansion with greek statues and cherubs. He's so goddamned
romantic, this Lester."

"I'll be back soon." I said to her as I jumped on her Huffy. Chaining the
bike up at Lunds off of Humboldt and lake Street, I followed a nice tight ass
in a pair of skin tight shorts into the produce department. Nice fucking
cantaloupes I thought as I leered at the two dove-like orbs, glistening in
sweat on this hot, sticky Sunday in the Twin Cities overpriced chain of
groceries. Her dark, coral colored nipples strained rusty silver dollar
sized in my direction through the skimpy tank top, whitw ribbed and way too
tight. She had no real big tits, but the shape of her ass and that walk.
That walk down the pasta aisle made me want to spurt my vermicellis right at
her face.

Remembering I had to meet Marco at the McUptown I quickly made my way up
lagoon
past the new discount smokes store at the corner by the Uptown.

"Jeff,"I turned my head around and looked behind. It was Angela. She was a
real loser of a skanking whore bitch. Got five kids. All with different
fathers. She probably named thesorry little babies after the lineup last
week at Lyle's Liquor Lounge.

"The little girl here with red hair, names Cows. Him, that's T.T., short
for Trailer Trash.
Saw them last week on Margarita night. Them kids aren't mine, see?"

I looked away from her and tried to spot Marco in his blue Volvo station
wagon.

"Angela, I don't have any time today for your fucking nonsense."

"Are you holding?"

"No. And if I did it wouldn't go into your worthless body."

The 28 bus puked hot exhaust on the pavement by the new library statues. Dog
shit,
Caribou coffee cups and stained condoms signaled to the world that
Minneapolis was now a "grown up city" bustling with culture. The veins in my
arms we're ready to burst. I threw up my Macaroni and Cheese breakfast on my
Doc Martin's. I felt like a new man.

And now for the news--as told to Shaman Bart...

First Ave. June 19. Bob (yes, that Bob) was in good, though not rare, form.
Trying to
parlay his birthday present of a free ticket to the Posies into something
that will get him
kicked out, or maybe slapped, he proceeds to scoping out the area. It is an
all age show, but Bob confines his wandering gaze to the alcohol(ic) section.
Possibly because he still is wearing his ring, the bar maid gives him a
"What the fuck" look and leaves. He finally settles on two mid twenties
chicks who have good seats on the balcony above the stage. (His hands wished
they could settle on their two seats in a darker corner of the balcony).

The Posies do cuts from the latest release which blend in fairly well with
their earlier
songs, and suddenly the new stuff sounds pretty fine. Bright
pinkish-redhaired Ken
Stringfellow spastically jumping around, thrashing at his guitar for all its
worth, leading
the band through a charged hour and a half set. Little did he know that he
still had to
meet ...
Bob.

Somewhere in the middle of the set, I lost Bob, opting instead to go down to
the floor,
positioning myself by the women of Melrose Place. Booty shaking, tits
jigglin underage
chicks, with boyfriends giving me mean glances saying "I'm a dumb fuck from
Richfield
with a great looking girlfriend. I don't know nothing about this band but
keep your eyes
off her ass or I'll cry!" As I was blissfully enjoying the scene and sounds,
thinking about if the Posies would play a Zombies cover, if I could scrounge
up bail money if needed, how old was that girl in front of me, Bob had
spotted Jonny Disturbed, pressing his way in the thronging clueless masses.

Bob sprang to and wound his way in through the crowd, alternately muscling
and groping to clear his path, reminiscent of a young Sen. Bob Packwood.
Jon was in the midst of connecting with the blonde lead Velocity Girl.
Dazzling her with his encyclopedic knowledge of the Seattle music and
compliments. Just as he was about to hoist her tight buns onto his
shoulders, he hears "Hey Arenson!! What the fuck are you doing? Let's get
up front." The trio then presses forth, ending up by Ken Stringfellow's
monitor, the seat of all glory.

There they found another blonde, who had short jean shorts, a rock groupie
hairdo, and
had been around the block a few thousand times. Promises of backstage
passes, drinks, other consummables, something resembling phone sex, yes Jon
and Bob were getting in!
Getting into pants or backstage, who knew??

"Hey Ken Stringfellow. Posies bigtime rock star! Sing some Beatles tunes,
or that
Zombies stuff you cover. Igot it on a CD. Forget this new shit you're
trying to do.
'Ontario' what the fuck is that shit or 'Grant Hart?' Trust me I know music.
Iwas the best fucking DJ in the Midwest at Grapes. Gary Numan and Techno
rules! Stick to classic covers Ken, may i call you Ken?"

The Posies singer then finished off the last part of "Surrender" a cover they
did for their
final number, just like Rick Nielsen and the Illinois boys of noise. A piece
of Ken's
Telecaster that resembled a tomahawk nearly missed ripping a hole in Bob's
neck. His
head pushed way too fucking close to the personal space of Mr. Stringfellow.
Jon Auer
screamed for the last time "You're Daddy's allright1" and broke his Gibson SG
over the
monitor over next to Evil Bob.

"You have no right!" Bob screamed and got ready to cold-cock the air with
his quivering
fist in the direction of the Seattle popstars.

"Fuck off, loser! You're drunk." Ken Stringfellow screamed as he walked
down the
wooden ramp to the dressing room area by the stage. He flicked a sharp black
Fender
guitar pick into Bob's eye and put out a freshly lit smoke on the front of
Bob's Sheik's
Gentleman's Club polo shirt. The Posies fled the stage, glad to be rid of
this warped all
age pseudo-Saved-by-the-Bell/My So Called Life Generation Yuck crowd.

And now back to our regularly scheduled programming...

Wiping the vomit from my mouth with my shirt I saw Angela dart back into the
Uptown in that horrible black lace grannydress of her's. Ha! The stupid
cunt left her pack of
Marlboros. They fit nicely into my backpack and one between my parched lips.
I lit one
and sucked the tobacco into my dead carcass.

Just then the blue Volvo station wagon pulled up behind the McDonalds and
stopped,
idling in the alley.

Walking closer to the Volvo I noticed something was wrong.

"Marco's in jail. He got arrested last night at the New french. Narcs got
all of his
Mexican Black Tar, every damn ounce of it all. I've got nothing for you.
Sorry. I gotta
go. Good luck Jeff." Nice chick, Marco's lady, Kim. Didn't recognize her
at first when
she looked at me through the window of the Volvo. Six years and about six
thousand
mainlines can transform a healthy suburban babe into a heifer with a habit,
if you get
enough free smack to shoot. God love Marco but she gave Kim all she wanted.

Seeing the Volvo speed off towards Kenwood I walked across the street and
bought two
cartons of Camel straights, some Zig zags, some Bic lighters and a bag of
Doritos. Fifty bucks is worthless to me if I can't stick it into my neck and
meet God, Satan, Jimi, Jim Morrison, Janis, Dizzy, Kurt and jack Kerouac in a
hot rush of chemically-enhanced
orgasmic mind numbing rushing energy rushing second. I'm totally bummed.
Fuck it all.
I hate the Minneapolis police.

"Jeff. Don't go in there."

"Why? I need to crash, please get away from the door."

"Stay away!" I pushed her aside and walked into the porch. I dropped the
two cigarette
cartons and my bag to the floor with a thud.

"Jesus, motherfucker....this is..." I threw up as I saw Crank's head
bleeding onto the
Persian rug. His brains and pieces of his hair in dreds and bone fragments
stuck onto the base of the VCR.. Patrick, who we all called Snicker was
there too. A shotgun, still red- hot from firing a round smoked in the
corner by his knee. Part of his face was gone and i tried to remember whaT
HE LOOKED LIKE WITHOUT A PIECE MISSING!!!!
fUCKING COPS!

THIS EVENING'S PROGRAM HAS BEEN DEEMED UNSUITABLE FOR FAMILY
AUDIENCES AND IS HEREBY CANCELLED BY WEBMASTER TIPPER. WE
WILL NOW BRING YOU FAMILY NEWS.

----------------------------

Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 09:18:12 +0200 (MET DST)
From: exeid001@sarenet.es (Ander Velasco)
Subject: Re: Would you like an egg?

>I don't think that it so much that we minded the Japanese; Speaking for myself,
>I didn't know if it was really Japanese or if you were just screwing around!
>In the spirit of diversity, we might as well keep it...
>Just hoping you're not insulting me or anything (it's not hard to do...)

One Love, One Heart, One soul, ONE WORLD!!!

>Donde esta los Charlatans? Porque ellos no van a Pittsburgh? Ellos estuvieron
>aqui por "Entre 10th y 11th" pero nunca otra vez!

Por lo menos tuvisteis suerte de verlos una vez. Aqui, en el Pais Vasco,
nunca hemos tenido la increible fortuna de disfrutar de un concierto de Los
Charlatanes.

>Buenas dias, ninos!
> dan.

Buenos dias Dan.
Saionara (or however you say hello in Japanese) to the Japanese speaking
Charlies.

Ander, el weirdo de Bilbao.

D'accord. Si les gens de cette liste peuvent parle dans les autres langues,
je peux parler en francais.

Bien sur, nous pouvons parler en francais aussi, mais je crois que c'est
l'heure de retourner a parler en anglais. Autrement, cette liste pourrait
devenir une asile.

Sante

DAVE

A Bientot, Andre

-----------------------------

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