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Turtle Overlords of Cambodia 12

  

"THE ZINE WITH THE HEART OF A SAMARAI!#@"
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$' TURTLE OVERLORDS OF CAMBODIA STRIKE AGAIN@#@%#@%#@
: with issue twelve, yes, in about one hour, we have
. released 12, count them 12 quality issues. w00000p
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sTaFF:::>
LORDLASER-- HED HONCHO SNUGGLES -- VP DETHGRRL!@ -- GIRLIE
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NeWs:::>
well, we are officially taking over the emag world. some lowly, scummy
emag named relish got in the way, but that guy tmm was a big fucking
pussy, and it turned out that he was actually a senator from alaska who
was on the net for porn and was having his aids write relish. then some
podunk little emag called d00m3d t0 0bscUr1t33 got in the way, but we
made kwic werk of that when mogel and tao and crank and everyone actally
wanted to QUIT dto and JOIN toc. we turned those shitty writers down. the
only new member that hasn't written an issue is BIG HURT. who writes
yellow journal. that zine is so FUCKING RAD. almost as good as RAD itself.
which is the holiest of all zines.
we got our own web site at http://www.cyberporn.net/toc.htm
and you can get k-rad jiffs and jaypeggs there!@
here goes the cool stuff from snuggles himself!@@$@$%#@#3@!$@#!@$%!$@@%#%
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messed up! bye: snuggles himself! [tm]
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dewd, drugs rule.
dewd, sex is fun.
dewd, gRUNGE rOX!@
dewd, i am c00l!
i got fucking warez mang! sheesh, i am so goddamn elite-o. i am in
ACiD too!@!# i love ansi.
if you don't like me or my stuff, you must be messed up!~@!#!#@~!
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refrigerator-raider!@!# bye: snuggles himself! [tm]
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dude.. i raided my refrigerator. all that was left from my step-father's
big super-bowl party was some old, rotten, crawfish-etoufee!
YUM THAT SHIT WAS GEWD!@@$#@
I got a big fucking boner right now, mang!@
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colored blox!#@ bye: snuggles himself! [tm]
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ANSI FUCKING ROX!@!#$@#@$@$
if you don't like it, you must be messed up!@$#@!
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poetry corner!@@$ bye; snuggles himself [tm]
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all that you feel
look at all that corn meal
cannot compare
to the leg that we share.
it's just one big siamese dream
and i'm happier than i seem.
my hat looks pretty dirty
my whore-sister just joined the clergy.
i am deep and intellectual
anything you say will be non-effectual.
my feet really stink
but i can't let myself blink!@
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thats all bitch
don't fuck with perfection!@#@$
--> snUGgLEs
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