Fish Head Gang 05-06

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 · 28 Dec 2019

  

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    \/|   |     _    || \  \...Subject: Combat with Bats, Etc........    | 
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Disclaimer: 

If you get in shit, don't blame me. 
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        The art of combat is an old one. Weapons. People think they are so  
cool. They have their heads messed up. You're no Ninja Turtle so don't fuck  
around with swords, etc. The best way to win a fight is quickly. You are not in 
some competition so don't try to look pretty all the time. You are no Zorro, so 
leave the shitting around in your washroom. 

        First off, YOU ONLY WANT TO HIT YOUR OPPONENT TWICE. The first hit you 
want to do is the knocking down hit. This is the one that is most crucial. Hit 
anywhere, just make sure this hit keep him/her down long enough for the second 
hit. The second hit is the finishing hit. This finalizes everything. This hit 
should totally win you the match. This hit should be done to the head area only 
to ensure death. But, if you don't want to kill, hit points that will knock the 
person out or extremely hurt them (The groin, etc). Severely battering the limbs 
is a nice insurance. That way you know that person won't come after you ever  
again. But, that person may have henchmen do watch out. (g). 

        Yes. 1 hit kill can work. But, the 2 hit method is much better. You can 
hit you opponent with 1 blow but add that second one for insurance; it's better 
safe than sorry, don't you think? 

        Here are a few tips: 

1. Keep it simple! (Probably the most important thing) 

2. Hard and direct blows are the best. 

3. Do not lose concentration. Keep your mind on your enemy and no one else. 

4. Make sure your foe is totally DOWNED before going on. 

5. Batter sensitive parts of the body. Make that your priority. 
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-SG- 
1996