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Shackle part 4
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Shackle 4 "Suicide"
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Suicide
by Neko
One day, Mike decided he'd had enough of life. He was going to teach them all a
lesson. He was going to commit suicide. He was having trouble deciding how to
go out. Gun? Too messy. Knife? Probably won't work. Overdose? Ugh. He finally
decided on a fun, sick and gross way to kill himself.
Mike went to the drugstore and bought six bottles of Pepto Bismal. The clerk at
the drugstore looked at him funny, but though, "Kids these days...probably just
wants to pull a prank with it or something..."
Mike got home and ate his final meal. He ordered a pizza from Domino's and it
arrived just over the 30-minute mark so he got if free. After eating the
cardboard, I mean pizza, he drank bottle one of Pepto. Immediately after, he
puked up dinner. He then proceeded to swallow the other five bottles, gagging
all the way.
Mike felt an immediate rush. He ran to the bathroom, but it was too late. he
flung his pants down and found them full of shit and other nice things. Amazed
at the quick reaction, he stood there for a second while more shit dripped out.
Then he sat down on the toilet.
"Shit!" he exclaimed, "I forgot something to read." Well, everyone knows you
have to read something when you kill yourself, so Mike ran (dripping all the
way) to his room and grabbed his stack of Playboys.
He then returned to the business at hand. The flow seemed to have stopped for
now, so he opened up the Playboy. "Damn these pictures. Who wants to look at
naked women anyway?" said Mike as he looked for the articles. Maybe I should
explain Mike to you...he is a 15 year old, too tall, too fat and too ugly. He
has never had any friends, and especially not a girlfriend. His parents do not
know how to deal with him. They think he's just a "late bloomer". He has always
gotten good grades in school, so the other kids have always made fun of him.
Now do you see why he reads Playboy for the articles?
Well, back to the story..a loud fart roared from Mike's butt, then a steady
plop sound. Mike was almost relieved that it was this easy. Then he felt a
pain. A sharp pain near his stomach. He jumped up, and saw his internal organs
coming out. This was just as he'd planned, except he didn't want this much
pain! The perennial wus, Mike was hoping shitting his organs out would be
painless. Well, he was wrong, and it was too late to turn back now.
Mike sat on the toilet with a strange grimace on his face, hoping he would die
soon. After all, the water was filled with Mike's shit, piss, blood and organs.
Why wouldn't he die?? The phone rang, and the answering machine picked up, "Hi,
this is Mike...I'm commiting suicide today, leave a message." The voice
replied, "Hello, this is North High School. You son or daughter has missed one
or more classes today and is unexcused from them. Thank you." Mike almost
laughed but decided it was too painful.
Mike looked at his watch...5:30...how long had he been asleep? He had started
at noon...and the phone must have rang at about 4...shit...he'd been asleep for
an hour and a half and his parents come home at 6. Now I'm gonna get it,
thought Mike. They'll kill me for this...I hope I die soon...
Well, six o'clock rolled around and Mike's parents came home. "Mike, honey,
where are you?" called Mike's mother. "I'm in the bathroom, mom, I'm shitting
myself to death." "Oh, ok, then." Mike's parents always had ignored him, so why
should now be any different? Mike started to cry. Then with one big fart, his
stomach was pushed out. He gagged. He felt like he was being tugged on. Well,
this story gets really gross now, so I'll spare you the details and just say
Mike imploded.
It was three weeks of messages on the answering machine and a strange smell
coming from the bathroom before Mike's parents noticed Mike was dead. But they
didn't care.
THE END
(Don't you love it when stories have happy endings? :))
