024 Diskette Bombs

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Jolly Rogers Cookbook Version

 · 28 Dec 2019

  

Diskette Bombs                                  by the Jolly Roger 

You need: 

 - A disk 
 - Scissors 
 - White or blue kitchen matches (they MUST be these colors!) 
 - Clear nail polish 

- Carefully open up the diskette (3.5" disks are best for this!) 

- Remove the cotton covering from the inside. 

- Scrape a lot of match powder into a bowl (use a wooden scraper,  
metal might spark the matchpowder!) 

- After you have a lot, spread it evenly on the disk. 

- Using the nail polish, spread it over the match mixture 

- Let it dry 

- Carefully put the diskette back together and use the nail polish  
to seal it shut on the inside (where it came apart). 

- When that disk is in a drive, the drive head attempts to read  
the disk, which causes a small fire (ENOUGH HEAT TO MELT THE DISK  
DRIVE AND FUCK THE HEAD UP!!). ahahahahaha! Let the fuckhead try  
and fix THAT!!!                        -Jolly Roger-