Soldiers of Death Issue 05 part 3

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· 28 Dec 2019

  

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º      SoD 5  :   File 3 of 5      :  Warez d00ds parody                     º                                                                   
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º          Date Released : [07/02/93]       Author: The Pyschotic Pyrotic    º 
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    This artical is to make fun of all the WaReZ looser's out there. Why?  
                                   They suck. 

 Game Review 1 - WaReZ loosers 4  rateing - 10 

    This game was fun. You Go around calling up bbses and Leeching g4m3s from 
 everyone. And you have to call all boards with a 2400 or ones that don't got 
 0 day WaReZ, r0d3nt$. It was fun. 

 Now for some underground stuff.. 

             How to cause terror at your own party. 

1. Shoot yourself in the head. Everyone will laugh and cheer 
2. Piss in the kool-aid(beer is tooo bad, you might get in trouble) and then  
   drink it. It tastes good. 
3. throw a paper airplane (you rebel you!) 
4. Ask everyone for c0d3z d00ds. 
5. Don't invite your mom this time 
6. Strap a draino bomb to your head 
7. Play some /<-Rad music like Mettalica Mettalica and start acting like  
   chimpanzees, now yer dancing like wiggers. 
8. Start headbanging to queen.. 
9. Start a food fight and watch your looser freinds run away 
10. Shove a pop can up your ass, Start jumping on chairs and crowing like a  
    rooster. Then people in white clothes will come, put you in a nice jacket 
    and take you to a nice place. 
11. Start swearing. Say "Gee gosh bullfunky darnit" to your neighbors. Then 
    run cuz you have just broken the law and cops just love wasting there  
    time tracking down loozers like you. 
12. Bring no food to the party and starve. ISn't this fun.  
13. Get some cool fireworks like blacksnakes and sparklers. Be carefull, you 
    could burn yourself with your lighter. 

Now, if none of these work, go back and start over, like yer mother shoulda 
done. hahrhahahhhahheheh 

   How to run a major WaReZ dist site. 

1. Have your momsys and dadsys buy you a 586, 4 phone lines and 5 16.8 USR  
   dual hrsts's. 

2. Now, pay some forum hack author 500$ so you can run his software 

3. Set up your board, when done don't allow any local users or any new users. 

4. Make the NuP Hell9000. 

5. Only let on people who are members of RaZor or InC or TdT or anyother  
  cracking group. 

6. Now, advertise everywhere, but don't include your number or your NuP 

7. Sit at home staring at your computer screen, wondering why you have no  
   callers