Children of a Dying Sun - top ten reasons

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Children of a Dying Sun

 · 28 Jun 2020

top ten reasons why mike dietz hasn't destroyed my telco box yet

1. his flashlight does't have batteries in it.
2. his car tires are slashed.
3. he's too fat to get out of bed.
4. i stole his only hammer to crash his renegade bbs. now he can't destroy my telco box.
5. the whole zok group was having goat sex with him.
6. his entire front yard is filled with information about the norda track equipment that cds ordered for him. (maybe he'll get the idea and lose some weight?!)
7. he was busy reading the latest issue of 3600.
8. he mistook his telco box for mine.
9. there aren't any donuts in my telco box.
10. i locked my telco box with a twisty tie.