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Children of a Dying Sun - top ten reasons

top ten reasons why mike dietz hasn't destroyed my telco box yet
- his flashlight does't have batteries in it.
- his car tires are slashed.
- he's too fat to get out of bed.
- i stole his only hammer to crash his renegade bbs. now he can't destroy my telco box.
- the whole zok group was having goat sex with him.
- his entire front yard is filled with information about the norda track equipment that cds ordered for him. (maybe he'll get the idea and lose some weight?!)
- he was busy reading the latest issue of 3600.
- he mistook his telco box for mine.
- there aren't any donuts in my telco box.
- i locked my telco box with a twisty tie.