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: #00 News - team monkey :
: #01 4'11"(1.50m)34B-25-31/5'10"(1.78m)36DD-24-31 - Dr Jack Kevorkian :
: #02 5'5"(1.65m)36B-26-38/5'2"(1.57m)34B-22-34 - Mitsuaki Fujieda :
: #03 5'2"(1.57m)01-01-03/5'7"(1.70m)34B-22-32 - Barjass bin Faleh :
: #04 5'8"(1.73m)34B-25-35/4'10"(1.47m)34B-25-34 - Weyland Yutani :
: #05 5'8"(1.73m)36C-24-36/5'5"(1.65m)36D-25-35 - Jake Chinwamo :
: #06 5'3"(1.60m)36D-24-34/5'4"(1.63m)???-??-?? - Yukikazu Nozaki :
: #07 5'7"(1.70m)36B-26-38/5'2"(1.57m)32DD-24-28 - Miss Alejandra :
: #08 5'0"(1.52m)32A-23-32/5'5"(1.65m)38DD-24-35 - Johann Benét :
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: Greetings once again. It's infosurge issue number thirty seven. Firstly, you
: may have already noticed the new encrypted format for our article names. Due
: to constant pressure from the authorities, mostly due to the current
: incarceration of phase5, we have been forced to hide the subject manner of
: our articles. We apologise for this inconvenience. Some of our more security
: inclined might be interested to know that our encryption works on a similar
: system to the mysterious government number stations.
:
: On a related note, news from the inside. I spoke last week to phase5's
: lawyer, and unfortunately he has advised against speaking about the upcoming
: trial. Out of respect for phase5, his family and his lawyer this will be the
: last time I will speak on any details of this travesty of justice. Once
: again, I would like to thank all our readers who have taken the time to
: email us regarding this matter. Rest assured that many of your emails are
: printed out and passed on to phase5, and that he is most grateful.
:
: On to a more happier subject, infosurge has branched out further. Extending
: their lead in the Australian phreaking community. tenchimoko musicophonic
: concern. Leaps and bounds ahead of their time. This music is like sliding a
: McDonalds straw deep into your brain for free calls. infosurge proudly
: supports both tenchimoko musicophonic concern and Jake Chinwamo + Broken
: coders. Tracks from both artists can be found at the following urls.
:
: http://www.mp3.com.au/tenchimokomusicophonicconcern/
: http://www.mp3.com.au/JakeChinwamoandtheBrokenCoders/
:
: A quick message to the people at http://halcon.tv/ , while we appreciate
: your interest in supporting and supplying our ezine with articles, we're
: going to have to ask you to stop. It's not that your submissions are
: bad, it's just that they're not good. Jokes about The Matrix are so
: 2004...
:
: Finally, I would like to mention the current style of articles in this
: months issue. The time has come to put aside petty bickering and rivalries
: within the Australian phreaking community. infosurge has always been first
: to grow and change with current trends. We hope our readers understand and
: support us in our never ending quest to gain and spread information.
:
: We hope you enjoy infosurge issue number thirty seven.
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: Comments? Questions? Complaints? Submissions?
: infosurge@gmail.com
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: Many thanks to everyone that continues to help and support infosurge:
: lymco, Damien Gardener Jr, zardoz, High Master of supreme darkness Lord
: Mofo (my liege), Idlefire, d(spreadingthewordlikeaids), doe, StiNKy, ent,
: freq_, Phildo, kaneda, Eckz, alexis (luvubabe), Decimalz, sour, Chris Korda,
: nemo and everyone from 2600au (white is right? right?)
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: Sorry if we forgot anyone!
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: #01 4'11"(1.50m)34B-25-31/5'10"(1.78m)36DD-24-31 - Dr Jack Kevorkian :
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:
: Well, let's take what people think is a dignified death. Christ was that a
: dignified death? Do you think it's dignified to hang from wood with nails
: through your hands and feet bleeding, hang for three or four days slowly
: dying, with people jabbing spears into your side, and people jeering you?
: Do you think that's dignified? Not by a long shot. Had Christ died in my
: van with people around Him who loved Him, the way it was, it would be far
: more dignified. In my rusty van.
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: A recently discovered asteroid, believed to be about 1,300 feet long, could
: hit Earth in 2006, a NASA scientist said Thursday, but he added that the
: perceived risk will be confirmed once astronomers get more detail about its
: orbit.
:
: There have been only a limited number of sightings of Asteroid 2004 MN9,
: which has been given an initial rating of 9 on the 10-point Torino Impact
: Hazard Scale used by astronomers to predict asteroid or comet impacts, said
: Donald Yeomans, manager of the Near Earth Object Program at NASA's Jet
: Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena.
:
: No previously observed asteroid has been graded higher than 1.
:
: On Friday, April 13, 2006, "There will be an Earth impact." Yeomans said.
: "Life on out planet is about to change, forever."
:
: The asteroid was discovered in June and rediscovered this month.
:
: "This is a catastrophic problem for everyone and it should be a concern to
: everyone, but whenever we post one of these warnings, people ignore it."
: he said.
:
: "Asteroid 2004 MN9 will hit Earth, there is no doubt of that now. We're
: talking either a tsunami if it hit in the ocean, which would be likely, or
: significant ground damage. Billions of lives lost." Yeomans said.
:
: Its estimated size has been inferred from its brightness, which assumes
: that its reflectivity is similar to other asteroids that have been
: observed. At about 1,320 feet in length, it would have about 1,600
: megatons of energy, Yeomans said.
:
: Asteroid 2004 MN9 takes less than a year to go all the way around the sun
: and on each orbit it passes by Earth's orbit twice, Yeomans said. It is
: also nearly on the same plane as Earth's orbit.
:
: The asteroid will be visible for the next several months and the NEO
: program has alerted its network of ground-based observers to include 2004
: MN9 in their searches.
:
: Yeomans said there have now been about 40 observations, first from the
: observatory at Kitt Peak, near Tucson, Ariz., and this month from
: Australia and New Zealand.
:
: Yeomans finished with saying, "This will be a disaster of biblical
: proportions."
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: #03 5'2"(1.57m)01-01-03/5'7"(1.70m)34B-22-32 - Barjass bin Faleh :
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:
: My name is Barjass bin Faleh. I am 27. I am from Saudi Arabia. I am a
: Muslim. I am a hacker. I am not a terrorist.
:
: I am very excited to be able to share my knowledge with the people of
: infosurge. I hope that together we will be able to work towards a new dawn
: of freedom between our two countries.
:
: I am not a terrorist. I cannot stress this point enough. In Saudi Arabia,
: we are very aware of the common stereotypical view of people from the
: middle east. Also of people who are Muslim. I am not a terrorist. I am a
: hacker.
:
: Computer access is not wide spread within all of Saudi Arabia, but in the
: city of Buraydah when I live, most people have access to the internet. I
: have had regular internet access for over three years. One of the first
: things I searched for was "computer hacking". From then, I have been
: hooked. : I cannot get enough information. I am constantly reading. When
: I am not reading, I am writing. I would very much like to share my writing
: with the people of infosurge.
:
: I have a thirst within my heart and mind that I cannot quench.
: My love of knowledge burns inside me like fire, hotter than one thousand
: deserts.
: I am not a terrorist.
: With my knowledge and my computer, I am the mightiest warrior for Allah.
: I spread his most holy of teachings whenever I access a computer system
: that resists the love and power of the most divine.
: Praise Allah.
: With the five pillars and my computer hacking knowledge, I am the way of
: Allah
: I am not a terrorist.
:
:
: "Never did We send a Messenger except (to teach) in the language of his
: (own) people in order to make (things) clear to them."
: (Qur'an, Chapter 14 - "Abraham", Verse 4)
:
:
: I thank you people of infosurge. I look forward to writing more for you.
: I look forward to reading more of your writings. Praise be to Allah.
:
: As-salamu-'alykum-wa-rahmatullaahi-wa-barakatuh!
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: Men would rather marry their female assistants than equal-ranking women or
: their supervisors, according to social psychologists.
:
: The results are based on a study of men's ratings of imaginary women with
: different job titles, during which they judged them according to their
: appeal as a one-night stand, friend, or long-term partner.
:
: Men's preferences for less-dominant women may be rooted in evolution, the
: researchers suggest.
:
: "Males who preferred to mate with relatively subordinate partners - as
: opposed to higher dominance partners - may have been better able to limit
: the chance - or amount - of paternal uncertainty, either by preventing
: their partner from having sex outside of the partnership or by being able
: to closely monitor their partner's sexual behavior for possible
: infidelity," write Stephanie L. Brown and Brian P. Lewis.
:
: Brown is based at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, and Lewis at
: the University of California in Los Angeles.
:
: Previous investigations into what type of mate men and women prefer have
: defined dominance in different ways. Some studies, for instance, have
: described dominance by personality - such as aggressiveness - or by
: possession of desirable resources, such as status, fame or fortune.
:
: Many of these studies, in contrast to the current research, found that
: men did not appear to have a preference for women who were less dominant
: than themselves, according to their definitions of dominance.
:
: In the current study, Brown and Lewis based dominance on differences in
: rank in the workplace, where dominant, potential mates have the ability
: to "exercise their own will at the expense of a less dominant other,"
: they write in the journal Evolution and Human Behavior.
:
: During the study, 120 male and 208 female undergraduates read scenarios
: about different people at work, looked at their pictures, and noted how
: much they would like to be associated them. All photos were deemed by
: judges to be of people similar in age and attractiveness.
:
: Men said they would prefer a less-dominant women both as long-term
: partners and as friends they would enjoy doing things with, such as
: exercising and going to a party.
:
: For women, a man's status has a huge influence on his desirability as a
: partner. The female of the species is usually motivated purely by
: material possessions or monetary benefits. It is in the female genetic
: makeup to seek out the partner that might supply her and in turn, her
: offspring more prosperity. Even if she is already in a long term
: relationship, she is programmed to seek out better offers.
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: #05 5'8"(1.73m)36C-24-36/5'5"(1.65m)36D-25-35 - Jake Chinwamo :
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: Juas, se lo han currado muy bien.
: La pintura y las fuentes las buscaron a conciencia.
:
: jajajajaja!!!!!
:
: Muy bueno. Ojalá no le pillen pintando, le puede caer un puro de muchos
: cojones…
:
: Hola Ander. En cuanto pueda te respondo al post de AVT, pero es que estoy
: ahora muy liado. Algún día tendremos que hablar de la monarquía…supongo
: que en este tema tendremos más puntos en común…
:
: Ni conozco al que se sienta delante. Pero ya sabes por qué lo decía.
: Porque aunque podamos tener puntos de vista distintos también temos cosas
: en común. un beso Gork. Erre, tómate el tiempo que quieras, y si no tienes
: ganas tampoco pasa nada porque no respodas. Lo malo de hablar de la
: monarquía, es que no hay nada de que hablar (mejor si quieres nos reímos
: de ella).
:
: Gork, aún no nos has contado como es que los de Orkut te expulsaron. Creo
: que después del dientes largos ese (Jake Chinwamo) no habían expulsado a
: nadie … cuenta, cuenta …
:
: Nada, que me dio un “ataque de socialización” y empecé a añadir a todos
: los que me encontraba que parecían buena gente a mi lista de “amigos".
: Y por lo visto hay un límite, no se pueden añadir muchos en poco tiempo,
: y cuando llevaba unos 20 mi cuenta del orkut explotó. Ayer, después de
: explicar que no había mala intención en mis actos me dijeron los del
: orkut que en 24 horas mi cuenta volvería a funcionar, pero sigue igual.
: Si mañana continúa la cosa volveré a ponerme en contacto con ellos.
: Espero que no tenga que volver a entrar con otra cuenta, que ya le había
: cogido cariño a mis “amigos” y a mis comunidades.
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: The Shoemaker-Levy impacts thrilled planetary scientists and amazed the
: world. But they also served as a reminder that the solar system can be a
: dangerous place. Earth, too, has been struck many times in the past by
: huge objects hurtling down from space. Scientists think that a mammoth
: collision with a large comet or asteroid is imminent. 65 million years ago
: may have led to the demise of the dinosaurs. Scientists say that what has
: happened to Earth in the past will happen again in the future. The very
: near future.
:
: Although asteroids and large meteoroids are just as likely as comets to
: strike the Earth, a comet would be apt to cause more damage than a rocky
: body the same size, because comets, on average, travel at greater speeds.
: But a comet would at least give us fair warning of its coming. Even with
: the unaided eye, a large comet can be seen from many millions of
: kilometers away, its misty tail glowing in the night sky. With their
: telescopes, astronomers would probably be able to predict a collision
: with a comet at least a year in advance. This would make very little
: difference to the inevitable outcome.
:
: Statistically speaking, Earth is overdue for a big collison.
:
: If our own planet had been the target of Comet Shoemaker-Levy 9, the
: outcome would have been much different. Earth, too, would have survived
: the bombardment, but scientists say that the collisions would have
: caused widespread devastation and greatly damaged the planet's complex
: web of life.
:
: The extent of the destruction that would result from a comet striking
: the Earth at a typical speed of about 50 kilometers (30 miles) a second
: would depend on the size of the comet. A strike by a comet 10 kilometers
: (6 miles) or so in diameter would be truly catastrophic, equivalent to a
: billion 1-megaton hydrogen bombs exploding all at once. Besides the
: immediate effects of the impact, trillions of tons of pulverized debris
: would be thrown into the atmosphere, where it would blot out the sun for
: months. Much of the planet's vegetation would die, and with it much of
: the human and animal life that depends on it. Civilization itself would
: be destroyed, and whatever scattered remnants of humanity survived -- if
: any did -- would sink into a prolonged dark age.
:
: That is the magnitude of the collision many scientists believe occurred
: 65 million years ago, when the last of the dinosaurs and many other
: species of animals vanished forever from the Earth. Geologists think
: they may have identified the ancient crater produced by that event off
: the coast of Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula.
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: Disaster victims at a temporary shelter in Tamil Nadu, southern India. An
: early-warning system could have saved thousands of lives in the region.
:
: Disaster victims at a temporary shelter in Tamil Nadu, southern India. An
: early-warning system could have saved thousands of lives in the region.
:
:
: Earthquake experts at Geoscience Australia have begun modelling a tsunami
: warning system for the Indian Ocean.
:
: Foreign Minister Alexander Downer has promised that Australia would take a
: lead role in the system's development.
:
: "We have the technology to do it, and I think politically the countries of
: the Indian Ocean rim can get together and put together a mechanism which
: will be helpful in the future," Mr Downer said.
:
: Mr Downer's spokesman, Chris Kenny, said the new system would also provide
: timely warnings for Australia.
:
: "It's about providing a warning system for the Indian Ocean countries,
: that includes all the countries that have been hit by Sunday's tsunami and
: Australia," he said.
:
: Phil Cummins, a senior seismologist at Geoscience Australia, said the
: agency had been contacted by the Department of Foreign Affairs and was
: trying to provide material about how a warning system for the Indian Ocean
: might work.
:
: Dr Cummins wrote a research paper in September examining the danger of an
: Indian Ocean tsunami originating near Sumatra.
:
: "How vulnerable is Australia to the risk of tsunami and are we leaving our
: western coastal communities exposed?" he questioned in the paper.
:
: Dr Cummins predicted the exact nature of the Boxing Day disaster and what
: was needed to warn against it.
:
: "A warning capability should be established using tide gauges on Cocos
: Island and Christmas Island to provide several hours advance warning of a
: tsunami generated off Sumatra," he wrote.
:
: Dr Cummins is now helping to develop the warning system, and cautioned a
: lethal tsunami will strike Australia in the near future. Most likely,
: within the next 12 months.
:
: "It will occur, there is no question about that," he said.
:
: Australia is hit by a minor tsunami about once every two months, but a
: greater threat exists.
:
: "This earthquake has only ruptured the western part of the Sumatran
: subduction zone," he said. "The eastern part has not ruptured, so that is
: still to go."
:
: Dr Cummins said the eastern section of the tectonic plate will rupture
: soon. "It will happen within the next few years, it might happen
: tomorrow," he said.
:
: And Dr Cummins said the current water gauge on the Cocos Island could
: provide Australia with a couple of hours' warning, but would probably be
: too late for other Indian Ocean countries like India and Sri Lanka.
:
: "The tide gauge on Cocos Island may have been too late to warn Sri Lanka
: and the Bay of Bengal, and what that tells you is we need more tide gauges
: to properly warn for that type of event, specifically concentrated near
: Sumatra and the Andaman Islands," he said. New tide gauges, he said, would
: be best located close to the major fault line off the coast of Sumatra.
:
: "Presuming that the biggest danger is near Sumatra, Christmas, Cocos,
: Andaman islands and even islands just off the Indonesian shore would be
: the best places to put them," he said.
:
: Dr Cummins said a warning system for coastal areas was needed.
:
: "We have remote areas we have got to get the news out to and we have to
: do it well within two hours of the earthquake having occurred and that is
: a more difficult communications task," he said.
:
: He said a generation of Australians would now be aware of the dangers of
: a tsunami, and a warning system was the next necessary step. "You could
: do the most populated part of the coast lines with sirens," he said.
: "That is done in Japan and Hawaii." Japan was also developing mobile
: phone warnings. "You really need to get the message out fast," he said.
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:
: The grind takes over.
:
: I guess that's why they call it the grind. The everyday. It took a million
: years to get the bottom of the Grand Canyon. I've only got minutes to get
: to yours.
:
: Mothers.
:
: Don't name your girls Caitlin. Jesus. That's a lot to live up to for a
: little one. And with fuckers like me out there, they haven't got a chance.
: Seriously. It's nothing to me.
:
: I'll follow her. She's drunk for one of her first times. It's some kind of
: festival or some shit. Anyway, I watch her stagger into a port-o-potty.
: She's in there for quite some time. Which is my cue.
:
: I do a sly look before I go in. No one is watching.
:
: And there your princess is, slumped on the plastic throne. She wakes up
: when I come in. Happily. Don't worry, your girl here's not scared. She's
: quite content. She's got company in her bliss. She doesn't know what's
: what.
:
: I'm definitely no prince, but in the streetlight filtered through
: port-o-let fiberglass, I'm all right. Filtered once again through a few
: shots of tequila, I must be a fucking Adonis. In any case, the HMS
: Princess Caitlin is ready to be boarded.
:
: I wake her up, and kiss the young fawn. Lean her back against the hard
: plastic walls. Her moans echo as I grab her tits. The fact is, even
: though I'm the bad guy here, I'm treating her better than her
: contemporaries.
:
: Well, maybe not, but at least I know the value of the honey in this hive.
:
: And I'm willing to take the stings.
:
: The sweet dear has her panties around her ankles already for me. I get
: those off, chuck them into the dark, bottomless hole. Jesus. She's
: arching her back, shoving her pubus towards me. What did you do to your
: girl, Mrs. Robinson?
:
: I dive in. She's cooing. She's moaning. Luckily some third rate Reggae
: band outside covers the sound. Her friends have lost all concept of
: time. This is between me and the sweet, puckered, fleshy, wet hole of
: Caitlin. And my tongue is exploring. Tasting beauty. Tasting Ambrosia.
: Forbidden salts and proteins.
:
: And then your princess cuts one. What the fuck? You're no lady, Caitlin.
: I mean, I know you're getting eaten out in a port-o-let, but that's no
: reason to fucking just fart on someone. But, being the prince I am, I
: proceed. Eventually, she relaxes.
: Relaxes enough to just dump. Open the T-valves and free the waste from
: her bowels. It falls with a muffled fiber-splash. Cold gelled remains
: of a thousand beers and nachos splashes on my neck and chin. Well.
: You're not going to come in this condition. So I give you a nice wet
: blue kiss up and down your chest and neck. You taste like cheap tequila
: and feminine spray. You taste like god would taste. So I put one of your
: hands over your pussy. I steal one of your shoes and leave you there.
: Rumpled and sleeping, I steal a glance at your slight form. And I know
: full and well why men would die for your empire, Princess.
:
: Not you, though. You're no princess. You know exactly what you're after.
:
: "I tell you this, because, as an artist, I think you'll understand." I
: say.
:
: "Tell me what," says Caitlin. It's getting too late.
:
: "You've made some progress. I'd match you against a Nazi cocktail
: waitress anytime," I say.
:
: "Oh, really?" you say. Incredulous. But in answering at all, it's too
: late. Gravity exerts its hold.
:
: "Do you like the sound of crunching wood? I do."
:
: You think for a minute.
:
: "Don't we all," you finally come up with. Right before I kiss you.
: What's the opposite of escape velocity? Well, however many drinks you
: had before I showed up, that's the answer. Three Christopher Walken
: quotes, and you're letting me stick my tongue in your mouth. In five
: years you'll lose a fifth of your teeth. They'll just be gaps unless
: you can find someone nicer and with a better job than me.
:
: In ten years, they'll all be gone. But tonight they're all mine. All
: back at my place. We get you out of your clothes, and into the cool
: clean sheets.
:
: I get her to drink some more. Here, have a cup of water so she won't be
: so hung over. I'm a fucking angel. Whoa, Cinnamon Schnapps! Let's
: finish this bottle off!
:
: Of course, before long, you're heaving. I've got Soul Coughing playing
: on the dealie. How appropriate!
:
: I'm making her get up, move around. Puke in the hallway. Get up, here,
: nap a bit in the living room, nap at least until you puke there too.
: Reddish, syrupy goodness, released into the shag.
:
: Now, let's get you to bed. You're already naked, so the bedding is
: bliss to you. I do the hand soaking trick just to make sure.
:
: And let me tell you -
:
: Caitlin, eyes shut in hard dreamland, lying on her back, legs spread.
: Cute little young legs. Pissing. Not consciously, just pissing in her
: sleep, no modesty, no remorse, no shame, no effort to hide, just
: beautiful Caitlin.
:
: Open.
:
: Letting the liquid come out, soaking the bed. It's fucking beautiful.
:
: And I leave her there. In the old lady's house. The old lady's kids
: will bring her home in the morning. I'd like to hear Caitlin's hung
: over defenses, denials. I'd love to see whatever gestures of cleaning
: and hiding she makes in the morning. But for now, her vulnerability
: will have to suffice.
:
: And you. Fucking christ. You're showing me your tits.
:
: You're not baring your soul to me.
:
: What the fuck. I gave you a dollar, god dammit. Fucking let me see your
: tits. It's not that important. It's not that big of a deal. You want to
: see revealing? You want to hear things from inside?
:
: I pay money to see tits. I fucking squeeze myself off. I scream at
: whores. I throw rocks at animals. I drink, and drink, and drink. I have
: to wear plastic in my mouth to keep from ruining my teeth. I can't pee
: with another man standing near me. But I can piss on a woman in Mexico
: for twenty bucks. Without even blinking or getting a hard-on. I regret
: every decision I've ever made, I'm covered in scars not from wars and
: fights but from falling on dirty curbs and tree roots, and every girl I
: get I have to fucking sucker or bribe.
:
: I scream at her. I get thrown out of the picnic. It won't be the last
: time. I still wait on her. Caitlin. Mercedes. Tiffany. Whatever.
:
: This chick in Playboy last month wrote what must have been a ten page
: essay about how great it was to get fucked in the ass. A bitch like
: that, you know what you have to do?
:
: Fuck her in the ass.
:
: See, anyone who would spend that much time thinking about it, obviously
: hates it. So, you shove your miserable excuse for a cock right up her
: poop chute, and say "Jesus, you write like a tenth grader."
:
: And when she says "Yeah, well you fuck like a tenth grader," you just
: laugh and laugh and laugh. 'Cause you've already nutted in her colon.
:
: But we can't do that to Caitlin here. All we can do is wait outside and
: apologise. Well, and then, when she's saying "It's Okay," we can
: fucking slap some chloroformed gauze over her mouth and drag her to the
: truck stop.
:
: See. It's Sunday morning, and the truckers are all in Trucker Church. I
: guess Jesus can salve your 'roids or something. But there's the truck
: I'm after. The chicken truck.
:
: Caitlin's coming around by now. It's warming up with the sun. The hens
: are waking. But in their six inch tall cages, they're not able to do
: much about it. For some reason their bones stay hard despite the
: atrophy that should be brought on by the confinement. The trucker is
: supposed to spray them with water every morning, so they can get a
: drink off the polluted bottoms of their cages. But today he lets them
: thirst.
:
: There's a trough that runs the length of the truck between the stacks
: of cages. Guess what kind of filth it carries out.
:
: Caitlin, we ain't in Kansas anymore. "Put your fucking face down in
: that, Kate!" I scream.
:
: The diesel gurgles, the highway flashes, the muted clucks, the Jesus
: hymns all drown me out.
:
: And this bitch with a headache is coming from blackness into a vision
: of chicken heads and chicken shit and feeling a tiny hand at her throat
: and probably an even tinier cock up her ass.
:
: I pull her hair back until her mouth opens into the trough of urea and
: feathers. I'm baring my teeth. I tell her this is better than any lap
: dance. I dip a twenty in chicken shit.
:
: She's looking back at me. Her eyes are wide, mostly white. I stick the
: twenty to her ass and run.
:
: And for one moment, I was in heaven.
:
:.....................................................
:
:
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