boz2: pager bombing like your mom wishes she could..
dont get me wrong.. not that dialing that 1 800 number 150 times isnt fun you gotta have a little variety in your life.. right? so now thanks to the good folks at www.cvalley.net pager bombing is a snap. first and foremost find someone worthy of your time.. a person who truly deserves it.. eh.. fuck it.. pick someone out of the damn phonebook im sure they have done something bad in their lifetime that they need to be punished for.. alright.. write that # down.. now hop online and go to cvalley then click on the page icon input a 4 digit number (do NOT use 6380) and then heres where it gets fun.. this paging service is alphanumeric so hey type up a message make sure you get that call back.. for example..
pager # 1234
message :
if you ever want to see your family alive again call this number right fucking now.. xxx-xxx-xxxx
and thats just how simple it is.. so the next time some asshole gives you the run a round just remember theres always cvalley .. and the blizzard of oz.