Accel Virus Lab - Issue 1, Article 2
Okay people, it's time to bring this issue's hall of shame. Our spotlight this time is on the Pinoy Virus Writers, who supposedly are making a little noise on the underground scene. I choose this group for my first issue, quite frankly, because they were the saddest case of "idiotism" that I have seen in a long time. YAM being the last (see Youngsters Against McAfee).
Now, they wouldn't be so bad if they'd just keep their mouths shut (I put plural MOUTHS because you can't tell if it's a few people, or just one person trying to make it look that way) and learn to get better, or improve themselves, or even publish their work and be humble about it, then they wouldn't make me laugh so much.
What these guys seem to do is, well, let me explain. They write about 5 or 6 viruses in PASCAL, then threaten to use them to take on the world with their new order of "Utopian Society". They have like one or two viruses in ASSEMBLER, but it looks like ripped code. Either that, or the code is so simple, that it would have taken them 2 minutes to do it. Basically, their huge powerful arsenal for taking the world by storm is a small collection of overwriting viruses, spawning viruses, and simple COM appending infectors. In this issue, I am going to feature outtakes from their confusing newsletters, samples from their viruses, and snippits from their leader's web page. But first, the latter. Here are some interesting clips from an interesting web page.
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Here is the "opening monologue" on the home page. My comments are inserted in the "-=" brackets.
"We are the future of the computer age . -= okey...=- We represent freedom , not anarchy. -=so damaging hardware and software, and promoting security intrusion isn't anarchious?=- We represent equality not racism. -=read their web page about Philipino Pride=- We are the seeds to be reaped in the next millenium. -=huh?=- We live in a virtual world , free from hatred , free to speak what we want, free from low life beings the real world holds. -=sounds like they don't want to deal with the hand God gave them, so they have some sort of psychological identity and misplacement crisis, they think they live in the computer=-
We live in what I can call Utopia. -=I wouldn't call the underground Utopia, but hey... whatever=-
Since the birth of the computer. So did we. -=i heard the first computer was invented by Aztecs like 3000 BC. Man, these guys CAN'T be teenagers then. :)=- We were always there, denied by the people who didn't understand, cannot contain us, envied us. -=uh huh=- So we lived in the underground... computer underground. -=and became pasty-faced vegetable computer geeks=- But we liked it that way. -=if you like it this way, then what's your problem?=- No longer shall we persecuted, no longer shall we labeled criminals, No longer shall we be told what to do ...information will be free for everyone, information will be fed to those in need, information shall never again be sealed. There will be, No More Secrets ..." -=okay okay, I agree with the freedom of information thing, but come on=-
NO MORE SECRETS?!?! Looks like somebody has been watching Sneakers a little too much. And well, if THESE guys are the future of the computer age, then I'm packing my bags for Mars. I can just see the net overrun by a huge band of miscreant teenagers that learned PASCAL in high school, then went on the rampage.
Okay okay, now here is the section about "Mr. WEBsterz" definition of the word "LAMER".
Mr. WEBsterz Definition
LAMERS are : pathetic ,inferior dick suckers,mother fucking (excuse my French) irritating, stupid, turtle brain, shit eaters, blow jobbers , cow f*cking , low life cro-magnons on the net.
-=interesting how some swear words they bleep, and others they dont...=-
Here's The list !
Richard "I suck Ralf Burger's Dick!" Chu demon666@usa.net Fucking Bragger!
Die Lamer!Your IP address is : IP: 207.19.255.210 and you try to post another message at my boardroom with another name ass hole.I know your IP!
-=umm... okay, this is productive intelligence at its best.=-
Jerico Veloso A.K.A. Conji "the 1 and a half inch dick" jericov@hotmail.com
-=wow, you've seen his penis?=-
PardyAnimal26 "Shit All the Way" PardyAnimal26@hotmail.com
Slink "the Stink" Slink@webquest.com&Slink@cryogen.com
Slink "the cock sucking Stink" IP Address is:203.168.8.74 &
203.168.8.84 And he used : Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98) to access my page.
Maligo ka Baklang Pikon !(Take a bath HOMO)
Az of now Slink "the stink" has claimed defyt bcoz he realiazed he has to take a bath :-)
-=wow, I remember when I was four, and I used to say things like that=-
Az of August 6,98 Slink tried to sign my guestbook several times but He doeznt know that i have my screening on so he still keeps on signing it without success. He stinks stupid pathetic fool doeznt have anything else to do but make himself look like a fool. bobonic lamer bwahahahahha!!!
-=bobonic lamer?=-
Lloyd "the goat"" R. Villanueva - IP Address:203.168.0.177 ,
Used : Mozilla/3.01Gold (Win95; I) to access my page.
crazy.Lloyd@hotmail.com Jody516 &qout;Sex Spam&qout;-jody516@hotmail.com -
Err what do u do when a person send u a spam? Flame him.
Greg "MR. I cant Read the requirements " , Gpardy@hotmail.com
- this is a virii ring not Metallica webring moron!
-=here we go with the virii thing again. imbecile.=-
Polaris of OptiChat- Sick Ass a piece of advice ...Get a Life.
Marlon of AMA Sta Mesa.Die you Green Blooded HOMO !
Steven Cools (calls himself ODIN)
Ruben Huylebroeck
" You could be the next ..."
-=ooh, ooh, I hope I can be the next, can I can I?=-
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FIGURE 1.0
FIG 1.0 Shows Slink "the stink's" head [(S)], after i buried him naked to the ground filled with carrots. I let his head to stay up so he can breath to show how generous I am. He looks kinda nice there dont ya think?!? :)
-=ummm, again.... okeey... err...=-
If you encounter a lamer or know one on the net and you want to include it on this list contact me at brianjan@mailcity.com .Give me all info of the lamer you got.
LET'S KEEP THE NET SAFE FROM LAMERS !!!
-=how about we keep the net free of the sludge that is wannabe virus authors and hackers?=-
Disclaimer :
I the author of this page and the other virii including other files and making these page possible will not be held accountable for any accidental, intentional viral infection. -=well, he shouldn't have to worry, seeing as none of his work will cause any damage anyway=- The software provide is on "AS IS" basis. No part of these programs may be altered , without the authors consent. Any loses, damages ,financial, informational etc. caused by any of these programs is a sole liability of the end user. These are made avaiable for educational purposes only. By reading and downloading these programs you agree to all these terms.
I made these virii using Turbo Pascal 7.0 so the object code are much bigger than using assembly language. -=therefore, creating easily detectable, non-threatening viruses=- But I used assembler codes inside it since Turbo Pascal allows it to speed it up and decrease the length of the object code. All of these only infects ".EXE" files ,since it is much widely used than ".COM" files. -=and too bad none of them can properly infect a portable executable... or hell, maybe the virus might infect a popular medium, eh?=-
NEWBIE ALERT : Dont get any ideas on using my viruses to destroy data.
Don't be a fu*k@ngLAMER ,you wannabe !
Grow UP!
-=NEWBIE ALERT : This so called virus author makes crap that isn't even worth your time and effort to study or use. I'd recommend playing with MACINTOSH viruses before you got into this kind of worthlessness.=-
Well, you've got a taste of what these guys are all about now. Just a bunch of immature kids, playing with daddy's computer. Like I said before, if these guys would just grow up, study harder, and do some more research, they might actually put out something worth looking at. So far, all I've seen is this garbage, therefore... I've featured them in this issue. Maybe they'll wake up and see how stupid they look, and what a bad name they are giving to the VX world.
