Wacky euro report 5

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· 10 Mar 2023

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Here it is folks! Issue number 5. Big news this week, most of the french scene has been busted, best of luck to them! With this sad news, we bid a fairwell to Zero Second Report, as Zarkof has been busted! In addition to this, many of the sites has changed ip addresses and ports. Of those, many sites are still down. Kane is down at the moment. Lester, here's the issue, don't you lubb0r us? Rage was formed last week by Glen and Novocaine. Well, this is what I think of the group. With Glen gone, the group doesn't really have any real couriers. With many sites down, such as CAT and K down people have told me to replace them with the likes of MG/VDR/TWH etc. However, replacing sites is lame, and so we will keep it the way it is for the time being. Besides, it's less for us to calculate! A new editor has arrived, welcome my friend Lieutenant Mayhem.

-Captain Carnage [WER]

A little about the sites:

FS: CLS/LND/MFD/UCF/DEV - very quick site with a really good daemon. With all the support in the world, it is one of the fastest sites in the world! It reminds me of the DEV's version of Risc's RM!
STH: CLS/(PWA?) - The best site? The fastest link out of the bunch, great experienced staff, and it's never full.
FH: OGN/SHK/RISE/FALLEN/TRPS/AOD - very competitive, only complaint is that it's down more than it's up, hades? It has many sites, every courier and their mother supports this site! Easily top 3.
DLS: RZR/LND/PCY/EQL - Nice ascii's, good daemon, great staff! Speeds are excellent and the support is really nice as well.
FFX: CLS/PFT/CORP/DEV - The Transfer speeds are excellent. Other than that it's nothing special.
ET: Pretty old site, with amazing support from Devotion. That's probably why it's still so quick. Sometimes the speeds are sporadic. The daemon was very original, but it's a dime in a dozen now.
Kane: SCUM/LND/Versus/Orion/AOD - Nice ascii, amazing daemon, great staff. A lot of support from other groups other than AOD. The warez speed is decent.
EB: CORP/SHK/OGN/TNO/DEV - the site has some different mods, but nothing special. The staff is ok and support is decent! The 1000's of port changes a week hurts it though!
HOL: XF/Laxity/RZR/radium/RiSC - People love this site, good link, always up. Speed in warez is decent! This rounds out our top10 sites!

Site Rankings

                      x3.0  FH -*- FS -*- STH 
                      x2.5  CAT -*- DLS -*- ET 
                      x1.5  EB -*- FFX -*- HOL -*- K 

                                     * K and CAT are down

Top Ten Couriers

     Nick           Group               Pnts         LastWeek 
 1.  ToonCes        Devotion            92.5            2 
 2.  BizzyBone      Amnesia             68.0           shit 
 3.  Tirre          AOD                 60.0           shit 
 4.  Faith          AOD                 48.0           shit 
 5.  Cedric         AOD                 43.5            3 
 6.  JayDee         Devotion            40.5           shit 
 7.  Morbid         AOD                 33.0           shit 
 8.  Psychic_A      Amnesia             32.5            8 
 9.  Tukker P       Insanity            27.0           shit 
10.  NightSky       AOD                 25.0           shit 

Leading Group on each of the top 10 sites this week 

FH - AOD           DEV - 3 sites  AOD - 2 Sites  EQL - 1 site  INS - 1 site 
FS - DOWN 
STH - DEV         *how the hell did Devotion take all those sites u ask, with 
ET - DEV           only 2 traders on the top10 couriers?  Easy, TC and JD had 
DLS - EQL          mad PFT pre's.  Hey the PFT pre's came at the right time, 
CAT - DOWN         with Garoto and Godbless idling. 
EB - AOD 
FX - DEV 
HOL - INS 
K - DOWN

Comments on Groups

Devotion:

Captain Carnage: PREWHORES, this week was total pre whoring. Of course these guys can trade, but why bother when you have like 1.6gigs of pre's?
Group Rank #1

Leut. Mayhem: Trading? I don't think so. We saw some officedog action this week though. Without Godbless/Garoto trading these guys suck. Let's hope the next shipment of trade-steroids for Godbless and his family will arrive soon because it looks like they will lose their numero uno spot soon.
Group Rank: #3

AOD:

Captain Carnage: With the loss of Zarkof and Titus, it hurt the group. However with Faith picking up the slack, it's all good in this crew.
Group Rank #2

Leut. Mayhem: Another nice week for these boys with lots of traders active. Cedric back this week so they shouldn't be in any real problems. Dev better start working real damn hard if they wanna keep their spot.
Group Rank: #1

Amnesia:
Captain Carnage: I'm impressed, looks like all the good traders did go to Amnesia beating out Vice on all the sites in this emag, it's incredible. Xavier and Stix aren't even trading yet. Will they? If they do, this is one team to look at.
Group Rank #3

Leut. Mayhem: Doing better every week. Bizzy did some nice trading here and there though he'll be taking it easy soon. Ah, and there is that boy Psychic Allergy doing some nice work as well. Let's hope the rest of the AMN team will get active again to kick dev/aod's arses.
Group Rank: #2

Vice:
Captain Carnage: Well, the other half of Dimension is doing their job, however they arn't dominating europe like they are in the U.S (of course it's harder in europe). With the likes of Nailz and MrPumpkin, it is keeping this group in the top 5. Devotion has 2 traders, Vice has 2 traders? what a difference =).
Group Rank #4

Leut. Mayhem: One man trading team .. it's only MrPumpkin doing some pretty nice trading.
Group Rank: #4

Insanity:
Captain Carnage: They recently acquired a dude by the nick of TukkerP. This is gonna help him. Rumours are that Hero is active once again (weeee!) and Dennison doing some damage on sites!
Group Rank #5

Leut. Mayhem: Making a comeback? I dunno .. they picked up some new guys who seem to be doing at least something. Maybe a comeback of our good old Unit-One and Vampire would help here.
Group Rank: #5

Thunder:
Captain Carnage: Evilmind, that's all I see. These dudes should pickup their pace.
Group Rank: #6

Leut. Mayhem: Not much activity .. back to idle? Comon guys we all know you can do better.
Group Rank: #6

Risc:
Captain Carnage: Risc Risc Risc, no matter how many times I say it, doesn't sound the same as the old one? I dunno, I remember Risc picking up the most elite of the scene, senior couriers in all the groups, BlueWater, SImage, ShatterStar etc, now they are recruiting wannabe's from CRC.
Group Rank: Garbage

Leut. Mayhem: Vdr pickup .. which turned out to be a big mistake for the siteops ofcourse ..Devan to AMN .. Why dont you guys just give up?
Group Rank: Garbage

Esprit:
Captain Carnage: Well, it's Blackvel again, with little support from his gimp, Senator.
Group Rank: Not Worthy to be Ranked.

Leut. Mayhem: Blackvel still active .. rest of the team idle. Maybe they just suck?
Group Rank: Shiet, they suck.