CLiT

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Created 3 Mar 2024

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CLiT - The Pleasure Zine

You made it! Finally! Now all your hopes and dreams can be fulfilled at last! And failing that, well, at least we'll keep you occupied for the better part of thirty seconds.

Yes, this is CLiT, the pleasure 'zine. If I were asked to sum up CLiT in just a single word, that word would be "Pffft", and I feel that anyone would be hard-pressed to match that word.

Who are we? What are we? When are we? Why is a toasting fork? The answer to all these questions and many more is "Pffft", but I will go so far as to say I love you. So forge on, dearheart, forge on.

Uh, anyway, this is an e'zine, and it is in fact an ASCII e'zine, because we are HARDCORE and OLDSCHOOL. Jeah.

On to the text, baby!

CLiT #25: The AlterEcho Show

> < > ___ < > -===- / \ -===================================[ CLiT ]=============- < > | |%. < > df\___/ ~% < > %` |__ '& < > f' /\ \ % ...Episode XXV... < > %| | \ \ '%&aq. < > % | \_______ '%& < > ,% \ --_ --_ '% _The AlterEcho Show_ < > $% \ \ '% < > q% | \ % < > %l | .%~ < > - %l .%%~ -=============[ The Pleasure 'Zine ]==========- < > ~%eeeeeeeeeeeee%~ < > < ~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~ "EDITORIAL" - by AlterEcho Have you ever had one of t...

CLiT #24: Back From the DEAD, Man...

> < > ___ < > -===- / \ -===================================[ CLiT ]=============- < > | |%. < > df\___/ ~% < > %` |__ '& < > f' /\ \ % ...Episode XXIV... < > %| | \ \ '%&aq. < > % | \_______ '%& < > ,% \ --_ --_ '% _Back From the DEAD, Man...__ < > $% \ \ '% < > q% | \ % < > %l | .%~ < > - %l .%%~ -=============[ The Pleasure 'Zine ]==========- < > ~%eeeeeeeeeeeee%~ < > < ~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~ "EDITORIAL" - by AlterEcho Hey! Whoa! Check...

CLiT #23: Secret Men's Business

> < > ___ < > -===- / \ -===================================[ CLiT ]=============- < > | |%. < > df\___/ ~% < > %` |__ '& < > f' /\ \ % ...Episode XXIII... < > %| | \ \ '%&aq. < > % | \_______ '%& < > ,% \ --_ --_ '% _Secret Men's Business_ < > $% \ \ '% < > q% | \ % < > %l | .%~ < > - %l .%%~ -=============[ The Pleasure 'Zine ]==========- < > ~%eeeeeeeeeeeee%~ < > < ~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~ "EDITORIAL" - by AlterEcho Hey look! This is...

CLiT #22: Are You Mocking Me?

> < > ___ < > -===- / \ -===================================[ CLiT ]=============- < > | |%. < > df\___/ ~% < > %` |__ '& < > f' /\ \ % ...Episode XXII... < > %| | \ \ '%&aq. < > % | \_______ '%& < > ,% \ --_ --_ '% _Are You Mocking Me?_ < > $% \ \ '% < > q% | \ % < > %l | .%~ < > - %l .%%~ -=============[ The Pleasure 'Zine ]==========- < > ~%eeeeeeeeeeeee%~ < > < ~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~ "EDITORIAL" - by AlterEcho Have you ever been talki...

CLiT #21: Do You Use High Heat?

> < > ___ < > -===- / \ -===================================[ CLiT ]=============- < > | |%. < > df\___/ ~% < > %` |__ '& < > f' /\ \ % ...Episode XXI... < > %| | \ \ '%&aq. < > % | \_______ '%& < > ,% \ --_ --_ '% _Do You Use High Heat?_ < > $% \ \ '% < > q% | \ % < > %l | .%~ < > - %l .%%~ -=============[ The Pleasure 'Zine ]==========- < > ~%eeeeeeeeeeeee%~ < > < ~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~ "EDITORIAL I" - by AlterEcho This is the first alc...

CLiT #20: When All the Colours Turn Grey (I curl up and die)

> < > ___ < > -===- / \ -===================================[ CLiT ]=============- < > | |%. < > df\___/ ~% OH YEAH BABY!@#$ < > %` |__ '& < > f' /\ \ % ...Episode XX... < > %| | \ \ '%&aq. < > % | \_______ '%& < > ,% \ --_ --_ '% _When All the Colours Turn Grey_ < > $% \ \ '% _(I curl up and die)_ < > q% | \ % < > %l | .%~ < > - %l .%%~ -=============[ The Pleasure 'Zine ]==========- < > ~%eeeeeeeeeeeee%~ < > < ~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~ "TH...

CLiT #19: That's a Beautiful Story

> < > ___ < > -===- / \ -===================================[ CLiT ]=============- < > | |%. < > df\___/ ~% < > %` |__ '& < > f' /\ \ % ...Episode XIX... < > %| | \ \ '%&aq. < > % | \_______ '%& < > ,% \ --_ --_ '% _That's a Beautiful Story_ < > $% \ \ '% < > q% | \ % < > %l | .%~ < > - %l .%%~ -=============[ The Pleasure 'Zine ]==========- < > ~%eeeeeeeeeeeee%~ < > < ~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~ "EDITORIAL" - by Aerialisticish There's...

CLiT #18: That's the Way (Uh-huh Uh-huh)

> < > ___ < > -===- / \ -===================================[ CLiT ]=============- < > | |%. < > df\___/ ~% < > %` |__ '& < > f' /\ \ % ...Episode XVIII... < > %| | \ \ '%&aq. < > % | \_______ '%& < > ,% \ --_ --_ '% _That's the Way (Uh-huh Uh-huh)_ < > $% \ \ '% < > q% | \ % < > %l | .%~ < > - %l .%%~ -=============[ The Pleasure 'Zine ]==========- < > ~%eeeeeeeeeeeee%~ < > < ~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~ "EDITORIAL" - by AlterEcho Have you...

CLiT #17: Left. Right. Right.

> < > ___ < > -===- / \ -===================================[ CLiT ]=============- < > | |%. < > df\___/ ~% < > %` |__ '& < > f' /\ \ % ...Episode XVII... < > %| | \ \ '%&aq. < > % | \_______ '%& < > ,% \ --_ --_ '% _Left. Right. Right._ < > $% \ \ '% < > q% | \ % < > %l | .%~ < > - %l .%%~ -=============[ The Pleasure 'Zine ]==========- < > ~%eeeeeeeeeeeee%~ < > < ~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~ "EDITORIAL" - by AlterEcho So. Really, if this were...

CLiT #16: I Need to Go to the Toilet

[alterecho@queeg CLiT]$ banner -w41 CLiT ######## ################ #################### ######## ####### ##### #### ### ## ## # # # # # # # # #### ## ###### # # # # ############################ ############################ ############################ # # # # # # # ## ##### ##### # ## ################# ### ################# ##### ################# # ###### ###### ## # # # # ############################ ############################ ############################ # # # # ### ###### [alterecho@queeg CLiT]$ vim c16.txt &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&...

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