The Groom Lake Desert Rat

Issue #32. December 9, 1995 In this issue... The 400 Lazars of Budapest A Viennese Pilgrimage Pop Culture Watch Ask Psychospy Ufologist Database Inaugurated Intel Bitties Morton on the Warpath Bechtel Wins Test Site Contract Dudes Up to Old Tricks St. Paul Report Flame of the Month Copyright Changes The 400 Lazars of Budapest It was Psychospy's turn to play the alien as we descended upon the planet Hungary on Nov. 4. Our spaceship from Venus (make that Vienna) dropped us off at the Keleti Railway Station in downtown Budapest. Through the dim mists of the platform, we noticed some familiar figures. First we saw the Marlboro Man of Mont...

Issue #31. October 30, 1995 In this issue... Flying Saucer Crash-O-Rama Kingman Landing Site Kingman Points of Interest Socorro/Zamora Landing Site Presidential Exemption Granted KLAS Revealed Intel Bitties Our Readers Respond Flying Saucer Crash-O-Rama Report #1 on Psychospy's 1995 UFO Crash Site/Underground Bases Tour Introduction Life on earth could not possibly happen. The chances are too remote. You could easier make gold out of lead than find the right mix of chemicals and atomic bondings to entice inert molecules to reproduce. Proposing that this life might later become intelligent--capable at least of changing TV chann...

Issue #30. September 29, 1995 In this issue... Turley Wins Critical Ruling Autopsy Dissected Road Trip Follow-Up on "Executive Briefing" Intel Bitties Our Reader's Respond Turley Wins Critical Ruling According to a Sept. 2 news article and Sept. 5 press release Jonathan Turley, the lawyer representing the plaintiffs in the hazardous waste suit against the Groom Lake base, appears to have won a critical ruling. Federal Judge Philip Pro has ruled that the military must either make its Groom Lake environmental reports public in compliance with Resource Conservation and Recovery Act or seek an exemption directly from the President. The ju...

Issue #29. August 18, 1995 In this issue... Fun With Folklore Campbell Confesses to Government Involvement Executive Correspondence? Pursuing the Hologram Our Readers Respond Intel Bitties Fun With Folklore Exploring The Hungarian Connection In DR#28, we reported the matter-of-fact claim of our ex-government source "Jarod 2" that the aliens he knows speak a "higher form of Hungarian." J-2 has no explanation for why extraterrestrials would speak such an obscure earth tongue; he can only report that this is what his supervisor told him when he asked about some foreign-looking text on a technical specification. This may seem a ridiculous cla...

Issue #28. July 28, 1995 In this issue... Reality Defined The Hungarian Connection More Details from Jarod Appeal Brief Filed Cammo Dude Manual Now On-Line Intel Bitties Reality Defined These are confusing times at the Research Center. All around us people are making fantastic claims. Bob Lazar and Jarod 2 say that flying saucers are real and are of alien origin. They each claim to have participated, in some limited way, in a U.S. government program to understand and reproduce these extraterrestrial craft. That's enough to chew on, but there's more! Ambassador Merlyn Merlin II from Draconis claims he is an alien himself and that t...

THE GROOM LAKE DESERT RAT. An On-Line Newsletter. Interim Update. Issue #27A. July 17, 1995. -----> "The Naked Truth from Open Sources." <----- AREA 51/NELLIS RANGE/TTR/NTS/S-4?/WEIRD STUFF/DESERT LORE Update from Psychospy@aol.com, Las Vegas, Nevada. DESERT RAT UPDATE Issue #28 will be published in a few days (probably by July 27). In the meantime, here are some minor items you might want to know about: The Groom Lake Security Manual is now available on the World Wide Web. This is an official booklet of general information for Cammo Dudes containing lots of tidbits about the nonexistent Groom Lake base. You ...

Issue #27. June 12, 1995 In this issue... Jarod's Simulator Desert Blast The Loons Are Winning Clark's Sighting Questioned Pop Culture Watch Mt. Cury Hike June 24 Intel Bitties Little A'Le'Inn On-Line? windows for _______|_______ navigation sys.-->/ turret| \ ]5' ]9' / | \ ] ] _.~' | flight '~._ ] ] _.~' | deck '~._ ] ] _.~' open space |_________________'~._ ] ] _.~' | '~._ ] | _ _ _ | _ _ _ capacitor | ] {<-anodes | | | | _^_ | | | |banks } ] |__________|_|_|_|______| |______|_|_|_|__________| ] ~._ | |___| | _.~ ] '~._ === === _.~' ] '~._ ||| ||| _.~' ...

Issue #26. May 21, 1995 In this issue... Research Center Expands New Mexico Field Trip Fiction Meets Reality Even The Dirt Is Classified News From Lower Rachel St. Paul Conference Ambassador Merlin Faces Opposition Area 51 Nightclub Coming To Vegas A Disturbing Prophesy Intel Bitties Research Center Expands The closure of Freedom Ridge [DR#25] has prompted a reorganization of the Area 51 Research Center designed to increase efficiency and better serve the public. The most significant of these changes is the opening of a new branch office in Las Vegas. Rachel Area Director Glenn Campbell, in recognition of his tireless efforts on behalf o...

Issue #25. April 15, 1995 In this issue... Freedom Ridge Closed Fundamentals of Democracy Area 51--The Movie Tikaboo Hike May 13 Intel Bitty Kitties End Of An Era The Freedom Ridge and White Sides viewpoints have finally been closed by the Air Force, ending the opportunity for tourists to view the "nonexistent" Groom facility from the comfort of their four wheel drives. Now, anyone who wants to see the secret base is going to have to work at it. Tikaboo Peak and other distant mountain viewpoints remain open, but because a rigorous hike is required they are likely to attract far fewer visitors. Restricted area signs and orange marker posts...

Issue #24. April 4, 1995 In this issue... The Story Of "Jarod" All About Boron Groom In Outbreak Campbell Banned From A'Le'Inn Our Readers Respond Lincoln County In The News Intel Bitties The Story Of "Jarod" What first brought significant attention to Area 51 was the testimony of Bob Lazar, who went on Las Vegas TV in April and November of 1989 to claim that he had worked with alien spacecraft at Papoose Lake, south of Groom. He saw nine saucer-shaped craft, he claimed, stored in camouflaged hangars built into a hillside. There was a minor blip in the media as Current Affair and a few other tabloid shows picked up the story, but ...