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------------[ w0ol #11: how nettle hax0red the FBI ]------------------------ ever since i hax0red the fbi i haven't had much time to run around and write for w0ol, cause i've been runnin' frum da law, y0. so i've had some trouble gettin' to mah computah! now im gonna tell you how i managed to hax0r the fbi with such ease and style, fewl. -------------------[ eleet! ]----------------------------------------------- yes. i was elite. hax0ring the fbi isn't easy if you're LAME. duh. so here is my elite nfo on how to hax0r the fbi. --------[ fbihax0r.nfo ]---------------------------------------------------- ,----. : by : nettle : to : public ...

--------------------( w0ol #10: big smelly dogs are my heroes and stuff)----- y'know, i always did love big smelly dogs. they love me too. y'know what i mean? 'cuz one day i was jus' walkin' along, and this big'ol dog started barkin' at me, and i shouted something at it like "DAMN YOU BIG ASS DOG!# WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?#!" then the owner of the dog came and and said something like "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH *YOU*, FEWLIO?!##! MY DOG HAS DONE YOU NO HARM#!#!#!" and i said something like "BITCH YOUR BITCH DOG OVER THERE BARKED AT ME AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK!##!%%#!" and she said something like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ...

---------------------( w0ol #9: a in-depth look at why my life sucks )------- hee hee hee. time for another issue of w0ol where i gripe to you readers (2) about how much my life sucks. i can hear little kindergarten-voices now going "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY". ---------( 1 )--------------------------------------------------------------- yep. heres a poem i wrote in math, its dark and scary!@ im a dark scary person!# if you havent stopped reading, im being sarcastic! im a loser!$ kill me. ------------------( 2 )------------------------------------------------------ i killed a man. i made him die. i shot him with. a 45. i first walked in. to his ...

----------------[ w0ol #8: we force you into unbearable positions ]---------- we force you into unbearable positions, think about it, we do, and not only sexual ones, social ones too, admit it. typical day, you read a w0ol, suddenly your overcome by the desire to twist your ankles into your armpits, see, strange sexual position, also unbearable, then you get to school by walking on your knees. at school someone walks up to you and says something, it remides you of something you read in w0ol, so you say "hey dude, i read this thing in w0ol, it was sooo un-funny" then you repeat it, to this they reply "oh my god you clearly homosexual pers...

-------------------------[ w0ol #7: w0ol, a joke in every issue!@ ]---------- hey, how can you get enough? ok, so im here writing for you, im your slave, if you were here you could whip me and say "MAKE IT FUNNY!#@@#!" then id be forced to drop my keyboard, because i know im not funny. hmmmm blah woo. hmm --------------[ shut up and say something ]---------------------------------- Daan was a good little boy, like all good little boys he liked things, Daan liked to play the trumpet, Daan liked to play with his dog, and Daan liked Haagen Daas. One day while taking a shower Daan got something in his eye, probably an eyelash, he screamed an...

------------------[ w0ol #6: the annual collage issue ]-------------------- hello, this is nettle, and i bring you the annual collage issue of w0ol, this w0ol is composed of several peices of "writing" in a grueling attempt to release another w0ol on time.. please expect these annually (annually meaning "whenever i cant write anything") ok, we will start off with something i wrote for dto upon mogel's request, it sucks but i guess that showed when he didnt accept it, here we go ---------------[ eye love squids ]----------------------------------------- wow really? here is a story about one! --------------[ y00 4r3 s0 d4mn3d 3lyt3 ]------...

---------------------------(w0ol #5: no comprende?)---------------------------- hola, buenos dias, ese w0ol esta numero cinco. ese w0ol esta en espanol. no comprende? bece me culo, cabaza de mierde. ok, w0ol #5, hmm.. nothing is as graceful as a dot........................... .................................. <click> *BANG* *BANG* ok. dots are bad.. anyway on to something you do not know -----------------------(late night show wars)------------------------------- you sat back you thought they were over you were wrong. (well ovbiously) thats right the w0ol show. ok, i lied, the w0ol show isnt a late night show, but it IS a daytime ta...

-------[ w0ol #4: Toast some pixie stix in the hour that doesnt exits ]------- `~-_############b d############_-~' `~-_#########b d#########_-~' `~-_######b d######_-~' `~-_###b db d###_-~' `~-_bd##bd_-~' 0ol ` `' ' ok, down to buisness, im gonna teach you how to have the perfect relationship with a toaster. oh yeah. ok, there are steps.. ---------------------------[ steps, baby ]------------------------------------ .-----------------Warning--------------------. | eye yam not responsible for anyone burning | | off their wierner or being damaged, or | | losing functionality of their toaster. | `--------------------------------------------...

--------------------* w0ol #3: gourmet food, gourmet boredom *--------------- ok hi its w0ol again, i guess you probably have built up some type of hate for me by now so i just wanna say... PLEASE COME BACK TO ME!#% i love you!@!#, ok, now that thats over its on to...ta da! w0ol number three! or in roman numerals: ]I[, ok --------------------------------* go on *------------------------------------ ok, today im gonna tell you about...my dads house!#@, *applaus* ok, anyway, my dads house is pretty big and stuff and uh, oh yeah, uh, i go there sometimes, and you know what? the food there is really good. its very good in fact, in fact its r...

,',',',',',',',',',',',',',','- w0ol #002 -',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',' w0ol number tew: the electris santa claus. ^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8( You may begin)^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8 thank you. ok. wow im happy. ok im supposed to be doing homework but instead im not, im writing w0ol, wow, arent i eleet mommy. ok anyway, on to the main topic... The Electric Santa Claus., ok here is my idea, every home in everywhere should have an electric santa claus food processor, it would make melas, and release stuff, and when ugly bitches walked into your kitch it would go "ho ho ho!", this would revolutinize cooking, it would also keep...