the rumpus chronicles

Disclaimer : The Rumpus is a purely fictional character. Any similarities between the Rumpus and anyone named Romeo Casiple living in the suburbs of Chicago, Illinois is purely coincidental and unintentional. The Rumpus is a copyrighted trademark of Omnipotent, Inc. Thank you for your time. When we last left Rumpus, he was on a jet headed for Bogota, Columbia after being defeated by our heros in Alief. Here's where the story continues ... BOGOTA, COLUMBIA At the Bogota International Airport things were hectic. A flight from Alief, USA had been delayed for over thirty minutes, but was now arriving. There was no explanation from the cr...

It was a stormy night in the most distant reaches of Suburbia in Alief. The lightening flashed overhead, streaking across the sky to illuminate a lone figure with spiked hair and glasses standing in an empty field. Could this be the one that they had thought was gone from their lives forever? A single bolt of lightening burst from the rain cloud overhead and struck our solitary person briefly lighting up his skeleton before spiking his hair even more. He fell face first into the mud of the field and merely issued an "UNH!" before he passed out. The Rumpus had returned. The next morning, the rain clouds had briefly dispersed to allow some ...

PROLOGUE Well, it seems that since we last left, Rumpus was on his way to prison after a little accident in his father's Rumpusmobile. Rumpus was speeding (actually he was only doing 35 MPH which appears to be the top speed for a Rumpusmobile which is a souped up '88 four-wheel drive turbo Yugo) in a 30 mile per hour zone. When he ran a red light, he was chased by police and had his tires shot out. The police arrested Rumpus for driving without a license and for speeding. There were additional rumors of charges for just looking like a Rumpus, but these have yet to be cleared up. They placed him under arrest, anyway, and drove off...

Many people say that Hallowe'en is a scary night. This turned out to be true for Rumpus, the hero(?) of our story. It just so happened that the homecoming dance for Rumpus' school was going to be on Hallowe'en night ... one that Rumpus will not soon forget. Friday, 10/30, 12:11 PM It was fourth period that Rumpus was headed to. His friend, that we will just call "Bill," had lined Rumpus up with a friend of his girlfriend to go to the homecoming dance with. Rumpus was excited at the thought of actually getting to dance with a girl that wasn't his mother or cousin for the first time in his whole life. "Hmmm...I wonder wh...

Introduction It all started one day when Rumpus moved from where he lived to a land far away. He could make no friends so the only thing he could do was bother the ones that he had left behind. He would do this by calling them across the country using illegal long-distance-service codes. Then one day a man called someone that we will just call Amy claiming that her number showed up on his bill. She (lacking common sense) paid the fifteen dollar bill and called Rumpus demanding that he send the money. He whined and gave in promising to send the money. This is his story as unexciting as it may be. The Nightmare Begins The alarm broke the e...

At this point you are wondering what a Rumpus is...you are wondering why you are reading this file ... you are wondering why we wrote this. The answers these ponderings and more will be explained in this exploration into a world of a living nightmare: The Rumpus! First the definition(s): RUMPUS (rum-pus') -- a loud noise or obnoxious object RUMPUS ROOM -- residence of a Rumpus BACKGROUND A Rumpus can be found living in the suburbs of a city just like many more across the United States of America. A city with a downtown. A city with the suburbs. A city that doesn't stand out much, except for the fact that it possesses a Rumpus. It ...