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 · 25 Apr 2019
A Basic Lifting Tutorial ------------------------ Part 1 ~~~~~~ With inflation constantly rising and the amount paid to many people especially teenagers and college students remaining at a fixed level of subsistence, the temptation to acquire things the old fashioned way -- stealing them -- becomes almost unbearable. And with managers of stores increasingly following asinine policies and discriminating against their younger customers, the element of revenge comes into play when considering a lift at an establishment that has treated yourself or friends with less than the deserved level of respect. At this point, intelligent individuals o...

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 · 25 Apr 2019
______________________ | ANUS \______________________________________________________ | | | | | H O U S T O N B L I N K I E L E T T E R -- N O V E M B E R 1 9 8 9 | | | | Issue Two Number Two | | --------- ---------- | | | | [ American Nihilist Underground Society ] | | | | | | "If it's not nailed down...it's free." | | | |_____________________________________________________________________________| Lifting Tips and Techniques --------------------------- One technique that Cd has used effectively when acquiring new and interesting merchandise takes advantage of the courtesy of certain large department stores. These stores will usually h...

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Published in 
 · 25 Apr 2019
Houston Blinkie Letter ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- October 15 American Nihilist Underground Society 1989 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Issue One Number 2 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Multiple Evils -------------- Houston's Public Works department has switched from regular, good quality blinkies to heinously malfactured "Flasher Flares" made in Tampa, Florida. These absolute pieces of junk are being perpetrated upon the American public as real blinkies! This just isn't fair. They're easil...

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Published in 
 · 25 Apr 2019
Houston Blinkie Letter -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- October 7 American Nihilist Underground Society 1989 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Issue One Number 1 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome ------- Welcome to all readers of HBL! This is a magazine dedicated to the study and pilfering of the common species of night-time safety flasher, otherwise known as a "blinkie." These ingenious devices have been found all over most American cities and towns, usually near construction. Since they'r...

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Published in 
 · 25 Apr 2019
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %% Houston Blinkie Letter %% %%--------------------------------------------------------%% %% Issue Two, Number One November 6 %% %%--------------------------------------------------------%% %% An American Nihilist Underground Society Publication %% %% %% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% News ---- Well, blinkie running in Houston has suffered lately because of the weather, so we've had to turn to indoor entertainment to keep our psychotic little minds busy. Naturally, this means that we've developed new techniques for nifty things you've always dreamt...

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Published in 
 · 25 Apr 2019
Uses for Metal Music You say, "What is Metal good for?" Well, look no further my friends, your prayers have been answered. Besides being the number one producer of headaches, ANUS members have found additional uses for the glorious sound of metal. First of all, metal makes for excellent music on stealing excursions such as blinkie runs. It enlivens one's spirit, improves his/her's reflexes, and increases adrenalin flow. Nothing is better for the avid thief than a little "Master of Puppets" or "Last Caress". Hell, even "Highway to Hell" will do. The beat is very important. The more risky the job, the faster the beat. Blinkie running r...

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 · 25 Apr 2019
------------------------------------ by James Harrison UPI News Services ------------------------------------ MIDLAND (UPI) - Today, this peaceful Texas town was shaken by violent student action at a local high school. Harry M. Truman High School, of the 1200 block of Main, was closed after students reported seized control of the library and some surrounding areas, local and federal police said. "We have information that approixmately 40 students armed with homemade and stolen weapons attempted a coup yesterday afternoon," said FBI investigator Robert Harks. "They were unsuccessful, but managed to take control of the library and some sur...

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Published in 
 · 25 Apr 2019
How to disable a blinkie The easiest way to disable a blinkie is to take a large paper clip and extend one end of it so that it looks like this... __________________________________ (________________) You then insert the tool into the holes evident on the blinkie's surface. The location of the hole depends on the color of the blinkie (and manufacturer). The blue blinkie commonly found in wealthy suburban areas is disabled by inserting the tool into the hole directly in the middle of the blinkie's body. You should hear a "click" and the blinkie will cease to function. The red blinkie commonly found in highway construction sights uses the ...

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Published in 
 · 25 Apr 2019
Anatomy of a Blinkie (Blinkus Nightimus) The Blinkie, in its simplest description, is a safety device used readily on highways and roads to signal oncoming traffic of construction. What the Blinkie does is simple: It begins to pulsate light (blink) whenever the daylight falls to an unacceptable level (dusk). They are trophies valued highly by kleptomaniacs. For more information of the actual capturing of a blinkie, call Turd at (713) 531-9841. This phile will only concentrate on the anatomy of a blinkie. External: _ | @ | +++++++ Key | ++ooooooo++ | ++ooooooooo++ o = Orange Dispersing Head Unit ---| ++ooooooooooo++ Material | @+ooooooooo...

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Published in 
 · 25 Apr 2019
The Art Of Blinkie Running (an ANUS production) by Captain Crapp and Vile Scent Turd (713) 963-8529 Chapter I: Definitions Many people, upon seeing this file, will exclaim in a tone of bewilderment and curiousity, "What the fuck is a blinkie?" A blinkie (avoidus splattus) is one of the flashing lights mounted on top of sawhorses or stands that surround construction sites. They are usually set to blink when it is substantially dark outside, or at least enough to be dangerous. Blinkies are usually either secured to signs or sawhorses, or attached to a single wooden plank either stand alone or on top of a crash barrier. A single thick bolt ...
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