BLaH

[BLaH]Door v1.0Beta INSTALLATION Installing BLaH Door to your BBS is Simple. 1. Make a Directory C:\BLAH and pour all the .TXT files into it 2. Put all .ANS files info your MISC Directory. 3. Put all .MNU files into your MENU Directory. 4. Put This Command At the Menu Of Your Choice: 1. Long: "(/B)LaH Door" 2. Short: "(/B)LaH Door" 3. CmdKeys: "/B" 4. ACS Req:"" 5. Command: -^ 6. Options: blah It's THAT Simple. For More USeLeSS WaReZ Call The Obloid Sphere (708)965-3098

June 25, 1993. The Death Of BLaH [ Before Reading This, don't forget to read Issue 18 of "BLaH ] [ The Tfile Group Of Steel", Issue 69 of "Tfile League America",] [ Issue 74 of "BLaH", Issue 497 of "The Adventures of BLaH", ] [ issue 684 of "BLaH Action Comics", And Issue 19 of ] [ "BLaH The Tfile Group of Steel" <in that order> ] <Really /<-Rad Bleeding BLaH Sig goes Here> The Battle Has Devastated the better part of America... Leaving a Path of destruction almost as long. Earth's Mightiest Tfile Groups have already fallen under PeNiS' Murderous Blitzkreig. Only One Hope.... One MAN Remains... "It Stops Here Mister! This...

Ü ÜßÝ Ü Ü Ü Written: ßÝ ßÝ Ý Ý Ý More Ý Û Ý Ý Ý March 15th,1993 Ý ß Ý ÜßÜ Ý Ý Now ÝßÜ Ý ÜÝ ÝßÝÜÝ Ý Ýigger! Ýonger! ÜßÝ Ýnd! Ý Ýairier! Than Ý Ý Ý Þ Ý Ý Ý ÝÜß ÝÜÜÝ ßÜÜßÞ ÜÝ ÞÜ Ever! Presents! Ú ÄÄ ¿ "BLaH Ejaculation" ³ by ³ Guido Sanchez, Constantine, and Lemuel À ÄÄ Ù :p (r3-N-T/>0 ])u/<shUn) q: -=BLaH Inc.=- Well, here we are. The long awaited BLaH Return.. we haven't released anything in maybe 4 months. Frankly, it depresses me. I always did like BLaH because what we wrote may not have been funny to others, or even ourselves, but at the time that it was written it was the funniest thing in the world to me or whoever else w...

Ladies and Gents, Freaks and Normals, here it is.. Ü ÜßÝ Ü Ü Ü ßÝ ßÝ Ý Ý Ý Ý Û Ý Ý Ý Ý ß Ý ÜßÜ Ý Ý Member The ÝßÜ Ý ÜÝ ÝßÝÜÝ Application Ý Ýig Ýong ÜßÝ Ýnd Ý Ýairy Ý Ý Ý Þ Ý Ý Ý ÝÜß ÝÜÜÝ ßÜÜßÞ ÜÝ ÞÜ Ok, this should be relatively painless. No k-rad-i-k00l .EXE files that make encrypted data files to deal with. No nifty telegard .ASW files to go through. Simple questions, followed by a blood oath of loyalty <you can mail in the vial to the BLaH P.O. Box. Extra points given to those who include at least one other vital fluid>. If you've read the BLaH files, you'll know what kind of answer to type below. If not, I'm sure the Watchtower c...

Ü ÜßÝ Ü Ü Ü ßÝ ßÝ Ý Ý Ý Ý Û Ý Ý Ý BLaH Ý ß Ý ÜßÜ Ý Ý ÝßÜ Ý ÜÝ ÝßÝÜÝ Written August 3rd, 1992 Application Ý Ýig Ýong ÜßÝ Ýnd Ý Ýairy Ý Ý Ý Þ Ý Ý Ý ÝÜß ÝÜÜÝ ßÜÜßÞ ÜÝ ÞÜ So, you want to become a BLaH member/site. Yay for you. Please answer the following questions as honestly as possible. Today's Date : Handle : Area Code : Where you got this file : Are you a SysOp? If so, Please fill this out [Board Name:] [Board Number:] [Board Baud:] [Your Handle There, if Different than above:] [Specialization <hack? phreak? pirate? adult? sound?>:] Did you want to become a site? Why? Did you want to become a member? Why? Please zip this file up ...

Ü ÜßÝ Ü Ü Ü ßÝ ßÝ Ý Ý Ý Ý Û Ý Ý Ý BLaH Ý ß Ý ÜßÜ Ý Ý File ÝßÜ Ý ÜÝ ÝßÝÜÝ Written March 21, 1994 #045 Ý Ýig Ýong ÜßÝ Ýnd Ý Ýairy Ý Ý Ý Þ Ý Ý Ý ÝÜß ÝÜÜÝ ßÜÜßÞ ÜÝ ÞÜ Presents Ú ÄÄ ¿ "Gentlemen Prefer Feminists" ³ by ³ Guido Sanchez À ÄÄ Ù Intro: =-=-=- Okay, so as anyone who saw Sarlo and I on ChicagoLand TV News serenading a fundamentalist christian with our testosterone-laden version of "every sperm is sacred" knows, I am an activist. Sometimes I generalize and advocate this cause over the other, but usually it's them sensitive 90s issues that intrigue me.. be it pro-choice, pro-woman, pro-gay, pro-child neglect, it really doesn't matter ...

Ü ÜßÝ Ü Ü Ü ßÝ ßÝ Ý Ý Ý Ý Û Ý Ý Ý BLaH Ý ß Ý ÜßÜ Ý Ý File ÝßÜ Ý ÜÝ ÝßÝÜÝ Written March 20, 1994 #044 Ý Ýig Ýong ÜßÝ Ýnd Ý Ýairy Ý Ý Ý Þ Ý Ý Ý ÝÜß ÝÜÜÝ ßÜÜßÞ ÜÝ ÞÜ Presents Ú ÄÄ ¿ "So You Wanna Be Goth..." ³ by ³ Guido Sanchez À ÄÄ Ù :::::: Goth- how very :::::: OFFICIAL BLaH HAND-E-Z-REFERENCE CZECHLIST for those who truly lust for Attaining that Most Noble of G0alzz... being Goth Are you really Goth enough? score each answer 1 for yes, 0 for no, and 2 if you couldn't read the question through the tears brimming in your eyes at the mere mention of Morrisey 1. Are you British? 2. Do you lust after/aspire to be like Winona Ryder? <...

Ü ÜßÝ Ü Ü Ü ßÝ ßÝ Ý Ý Ý Ý Û Ý Ý Ý BLaH Ý ß Ý ÜßÜ Ý Ý File ÝßÜ Ý ÜÝ ÝßÝÜÝ Written March 20, 1994 #043 Ý Ýig Ýong ÜßÝ Ýnd Ý Ýairy Ý Ý Ý Þ Ý Ý Ý ÝÜß ÝÜÜÝ ßÜÜßÞ ÜÝ ÞÜ Presents Ú ÄÄ ¿ "I Came, I Saw, I..." ³ by ³ Guido Sanchez À ÄÄ Ù ---------- was jaded: hah.. a year ago I wrote the BLaH cum-bak file.. rebirth of BLaH and all that.. what a joke.. just called up obloid sphere in another "window".. hah.. I'm on a 486dx33 with 5 megs of ram and I feel like a fool every time some warez geek asks me what kind of computer I've got and I oblige him flawlessly with one breath... I see all these groups spawned by BLaH, or at least paying homage, like...

Ü ÜßÝ Ü Ü Ü ßÝ ßÝ Ý Ý Ý Ý Û Ý Ý Ý BLaH Ý ß Ý ÜßÜ Ý Ý File ÝßÜ Ý ÜÝ ÝßÝÜÝ Written March 27th, 1993 #042 Ý Ýig Ýong ÜßÝ Ýnd Ý Ýairy Ý Ý Ý Þ Ý Ý Ý ÝÜß ÝÜÜÝ ßÜÜßÞ ÜÝ ÞÜ Presents Ú ÄÄ ¿ "The BLaH Field Guide to Lampreys" ³ by ³ Nyarlathotep À ÄÄ Ù The BLaH Field Guide to ô õAMPREYS (Ewwww!) Hey, you all probably know what a lamprey is, right? Those eel-like creatures that grapple onto other fish and suck their blood. Well, as of late I have beem stuck on the nasty beasties. I think its because they scare the shit out of me. Well. anyways, on to the guide! APPEARANCE: The average common lamprey looks basically like an eel- long snakelike body,...

Ü ÜßÝ Ü Ü Ü ßÝ ßÝ Ý Ý Ý Ý Û Ý Ý Ý BLaH Ý ß Ý ÜßÜ Ý Ý File ÝßÜ Ý ÜÝ ÝßÝÜÝ Written March 24th, 1993 #041 Ý Ýig Ýong ÜßÝ Ýnd Ý Ýairy Ý Ý Ý Þ Ý Ý Ý ÝÜß ÝÜÜÝ ßÜÜßÞ ÜÝ ÞÜ Presents Ú ÄÄ ¿ "Fear and Loathing in Cyberspace Pt 3" ³ by ³ Constantine À ÄÄ Ù Fear and Loathing in Cyberspace, Part 3 (I've Never Read Ambush Bug) "What are we going to DO?" NeX screamed as the SPA cops outside started rigging up what looked like an enormous magnet. "Can we plea-bargain?" I shouted out the window. "Well," the cop with the bullhorn mused, "You could plead a little, I guess. It wouldn't help any, but we'd get a kick out of it." This wasn't working. Outside t...