Bad Ass Retards

*** Yet Another Way to Kill a Car!*** --==Disclaimer==-- The author of this text or the group is in no way responsible for personal injury, property damage, death, dismemberment, or any other harm caused by any idea's contained in this text.. These idea's are in no way meant to be tried and are made solely for an educational purpose... ******The Procedure****** Ok, this is really simple, and the person will never notice until there car overheats.. And by then you'll be long gone and they have no way to trace it back to you.. Ok, here's all you have to do.. As we all know, every car has a radiator to cool the engine, and the radiator is m...

"Yet Another File On Cheating Change & Soda Machines" a BAR file "Bad Ass Retards" by, Trillion Atleast everybody has their own way of cheating soda and change machines. Most of them hardly work. Here is one that I thought up that is relatively simple and is very effective, as I tried it on many machines. Welp, here it is: Take a buck and put a piece of tape on the end of it about 3 or 4 inches long. Then, get an index card and cut it in half. Then fold it in half, but don't make it stay closed. Next, tape the tape to the center and middle of the fold on the index card. When you insert the dollar, it should accept it, but it won't go dow...

BAR Bad Ass Retards presents "SODIUM SUBSTITUTE" If you can't find sodium, or if it is too expensive where you get it, do this. Use alka-seltzer or efferdent in its place. Do you know how much power one of those little tablets of alka-seltzer has? They contain tons of gas, just one. Now imagine taking a whole bunch of them, and flushing them down your schools toilet! Wow, all that pressure inside such a small pipe! What fun! But be sure to wrap them in a paper towel or something first so they don't begin to exhaust right away. One can think of many uses for such fun air power. Flush em, feed em to seagulls (stomach explodes) kablooie! We...

---==Disclaimer==--- The author of this text, namely me is not responisible for any damage, injury, or legal actions taken against the user for trying any of these idea's. They are dangerous!! ---==The Bomb==--- Ok, if you ever want to cause some havoc at school or in a public place that will cause a pretty substantial amount of damage, but probably won't kill anyone unless there standing next to the sewage pipe in the basement of the building or whever the bomb explodes... Here's how you do it. You get some Sodium or Potassium metal you can usually find it either in your chem class or in a science supply book, preferably in the form of ...

KOOL CAR DAMAGE (fun revenge, or just plain fun!) Hey dudes, here are a couple of cool ways to have fun or get revenge by messing with someone's car. Check it out! First method: Take some un-popped popcorn kernels and shove them into the tailpipe of someone's car. When the driver goes, the tailpipe gets hot enough to pop the corn inside the muffler. Totally funny! However, be sure to get the kernels way inside the tailpipe to make sure that they don't fall out. To make the popping better, squirt some corn oil in there too. This not only helps the popping, but acts as a form of glue (sticky) to ensure that the corn kernels stay inside the...

BAR Bad Ass Retards presents "How to rip off Food Machines" You have seen those food machines that have the spiral rings that shoot out the food right? Well this is the way to rip them off. There are really two different methods to go about doing this. There is always the dollar bill trick. OK here is what you do. You get a regular one dollar bill. You get some really strong package tape. You tape the tape to the dollar bill. You do it to the oppsoite end that is going in. Once the machine takes in the dollar bill you type what you want. Once you get what you want you rip as hard ass you can on the tape. The dollar bill will then come ba...

B.A.R. presents "How to get past Master Locks" Bad Ass Retards Now i shall reveal to you the information which i have worked so long and hard to develop. The secret of breaking master locks ... not really a secret or a trick ... it is just a little reasearch and development. This method is great for Fridays when you have no money and want to go party ... ok enough BS. Here is what you do to crack the damn lock : Get yourself a screwdriver(flathead ... IDIOT) make sure it comes to a thin plane (sand it down if ya gotta). Alright, now that you have your trusty screwdriver in hand, now go find some poor shnooks locker ... insert the screwdr...

BAR Bad Ass Retards presents "How to break into rooms in your school" The rooms in your school are very easy to break into. It takes no effort at all. The materials that you need are a wire of some sort, such as a wire for your breaks on your bike. This prosegure is short and works well. What you do is take the wire that you have from your bike or notebook and make it so it has a hook at the end. Not a very sudden one but a gradual one. The hook should be about a foot long. Then what you do is slip the hook and wire into the door. You make it so it goes around the part that is the lock. Once you get it through you hold on to both ends wi...

BAR Bad Ass Retards presents "How to blow up Mailboxes" Blowing up mailboxes can be tons of fun and very joyful. But have you ever noticed that sometimes it is a real pain in the ass to blow the damn thing up. I know that I have found that a lot of times. M-80 never really seem to work to the extent that you want them to. Well here is a way that is very destructive and works great. Contents:Lysol or any other aerosol spray. Matches Tape Ok, You need to have these contents because this is what will make the bomb. What you have to do is first, go to your school and steal all of the aerosol sprays that they have. Or do it at a super market,...

*** How to Kill a Pool*** --==Disclaimer==-- The author of this text or the group is in no way responsible for personal injury, property damage, death, dismemberment, or any other harm caused by any idea's contained in this text.. These idea's are in no way meant to be tried and are made solely for an educational purpose... ******The Pool Killer****** Ok, here it is, all you need for this little bit of mischieve is a bottle of liquid soap, preferably like Pamlolive or something that gets really sudsy... All you have to do is pour about half the bottle into the pool preferable into the skimmer (that little box that skims the leaves and cr...