Blooball

>From fln2jes@cabell.vcu.edu Mon Jul 19 12:23:43 1993 Date: Mon, 19 Jul 93 12:21:19 EDT Subject: blueball #666 You've just walked out of everyone's favorite convenience store, sleepy-head, with thoughts of some of your old bitches on your mind. You had heard the rumors purported by your friend john on the mystical and hallucinatory effects of mixing chile picante con limon cornuts with blue nehi cream soda, and had decided to try for yourself. The vatican was performing tonight and the Holy Ghost had gotten you backstage passes. Two to be precise, one for you and one for your cutie. You get on the horn nad call up OGF (the corn...

>From dbrian@santafe.edu Sat May 15 13:51:59 1993 Subject: Blooball Entrepreneur V You sit in your apartment enjoying your single life, and you have ditched your popularity leech, Bech Bruce. (Ed. note- this is a fictional story, all names are fictional, and any parallels to the real world are purely coincidental.) Anyway, as I was saying, you are sitting in your apartment over the summer, and you decide that you need a big, fat, juicy Slurpee (TM). You leave and stroll on down the sunny street, entering the shining Mecca of convenient stores, 7-11. You pour yourself a bountiful cup of cherry Slurpee (TM), ane walk toward the counter t...

The Blueball Entrepreneur #4, Pulling This was a big day for you, for this was one of the few days you took off from school for a full day of pud pulling pleasure. You awoke to the sound of Ler's car pulling out of the driveway and the thoughts of upcoming self-satisfaction filled you with glee as you arose fully panhandled from the night's dreaming. You went to your closet to rumage for your favorite scud magazine, Playboy. You were looking in particular for the issue featuring Pamela Anderson. There was a brief gleem of lust as you found the issue so desperately craved. You could hardly make it to the other side of the room, suc...

the glorious blueball entrepreneur #3!!! Well, its your sophomore year in college, and as your life begins to fall into place, you think about the past. You think about your Bruton days, and all the women you wanted to sport. Only one was the queen, and that was Heidi Bechberger. You have heard rumors that her William and Mary days are over, and that she had to drop out and seek a job to make ends meet. You didn't believe it, but you soon found out that she was a different person... Officer Bechberger!!! You are stumbling along the street one night as you just begin to sober up after a little Crazy Hoss at a party. A voice from behind...

blue ball entrepreneur #2..... So anyway, it's been a good evening. You went to dinner with Ruth and her parents and they really seem to like you. In fact they gave you permission to go out driving in their nice long Cadillac after supper. As you slide into the driver's seat, you notice that Ruth has taken off her panty hose and that her skirt is riding up her snow white thighs. You can hardly contain the bulge in your boner pants as she smiles at you knowingly. She slides the middle armrest up and cuddles next to you, laying her hand gently on you leg and caressing it softly, her wrist lightly touching your member with every gent...

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