Crap Will Eat Itself

________________________________________________________________________________ ----------------------------_+Crap Will Eat Itself+_---------------------------- April, 1997 Issue #2 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i figure that since someone's on the phone right now, and i don't feel like doing my 180 problem psychology homework, that this is as good a time as any to write an intro. oh, btw, this is issue 2! that means we're here, we're bad, and, since you're reading this, you actually give a damn! or, ! it means you fit into one of these two, fun catagories: * people ...

________________________________________________________________________________ ----------------------------_+Crap Will Eat Itself+_---------------------------- March, 1997 Issue #1 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you ever pass someone in a crowded area, someone you know you'll never see again, and think "I will never have sex with this person"? When I see someone in a crowded area, someone I know I'll never see again, and someone I know I'll never have sex with, I think "it must really smell when she shits." In fact, I picture every girl I meet shitting all over the place....